pranks
>>5771180lol why catch it? just let it spill all over their car.
>>5771273This is not a prank, no matter how much atheists tries to convince you it is.
>>5772687she cute
>>5771362I think it's his car. He's in the driver's seat.
>>5771173cut version
>>5771362He is the driver. Look at the wheel.Regardless, it is staged, so they should have just had him dump it on his own head to make it even more outrageous and ober the top.
>>5771275Context?
>>5773200I dont know the context but laying down and smoking is generally a bad idea
>>5773200My guess is that he assumed he was being handed a joint when it was actually a cigarette. If you aren't used to tobacco it can make you extremely nauseous when you take a high dose of it. Typically you need to pull much harder from a joint than a cig. With that logic he likely unknowingly pulled a fat lungful of nicotine instead of THC and the unexpected wave of nausea caught him off guard.
>>5773200Someone once said the joint was full of human hair. I don't know if that's true, but it would make sense to vomit immediately upon inhaling that.
>>5773225If you're seeing the orange of a cigarette tip there, I think that's his fingers' shadows.
>>5771273>>5772084>This is not a prank, no matter how much atheists tries to convince you it is.technically thats arson, probably reckless endangerment, and destruction of property
>>5773225>>5773200my guess would be the same that he was handed a cigcigs are nasty as fuckprobably gagged on the taste
"prank" goes right
>>5773200It wasn't a fucking joint.
>>5773200>>5773240Interesting to see so many different theories lol. I read a few times it was literal dogshit his friends made him smoke.
>>5771178actually funny anon ty
>>5773200+1 for hairi think i had the full vid saved somewhere
>>5771173I wish I had a mystery meat sister's ass to molest with my belt.
>>5771178Fuck I can't find the file without the faggot pumpkin censoring
>>5772942>hentaiYou sick fuck. Leave those boys alone.
>>5771174Blady no benchod
>>5771174No homo he unironically looks better than the girl.
>>5773481It's the echo effect that gets me.
>>5771178Not a prank you retarded faggot.
>>5772084>This is not a prank, no matter how much atheists tries to convince you it is.Why on earth are you bringing up atheists?
>>5771273sick prank bro
>>5771273kek based
>>5772687Is this Alina Rin?
>>5776110got'em!
>>5771173
>>5772084>>5773372>>5776058Reddit>>57760784chan
>>5775695women
>>5773377So THIS is what everyone's mad at Elon about?
>>5776405What the fuck is she saying
>>5776555You esl?
>>5776560No, her accent is so thick I can't make it what the last part of her question is, honestly. How many holes does...?
>>5776566a straw have?
>>5771178How can this be funny when if we did this with a Mexican accent saying "Mexico" we would be banned and jailed for hate speech?
>>5775843BUT WHY?
>>5776064kek
>>5776675Meh-he-co!
>>5776477Does she have OnlyFans?
>>5776659Ty, I could not make out what she was saying
>>5776929Heh, I like that one.
>>5776064kekd was definitely not expecting that one.
>>5776659stool???
>>5773398imagine touching someone in public that dude should have stomped him out cold
>>577607020 years later still no part 2
>>5777056he almost died
>>5777338of humiliation.
>>5777338>>5777360Nothing compared to the pain that lil Asian bussy going to feel tonight getting penetrated by 2 inches of Furious Chinese dick.
>>5777383
>>5775559Actually that was definitely homo.
>>5776692Do you have brain rot you fucking coomer retard?
>>5773374>cigs are nasty as fuckas opposed to weed?
>>5773200He was probably hangover and the cig threw him over the edge
>>5773398Heh, a prankster gets counter pranked in his face!
>>5772084if no one got hurt, it's a prank.
>>5776070fuck this is so classic
>>5776560"Aow minnie aowls does a ssschtrow 'ave?" Even the girl who was getting asked had no fucking clue what was being asked of her.
>>5777721kek
>>5777390Thanks now I know where the do not redeem meme comes from. Also, that guy plays the part of a technologically clueless senior citizen brilliantly.
>>5777335Kek
>>5775843My fucking sides
>>5777335PUTA QUE PARIU
>>5777326Can't top it
>>5777390that's not a prank that's just being an asshole and it's not even funny
>>5778916t. Ranjeet Patel
>>5776692t. Pujit Gupta
>>5771174Yeah, maybe I just hate women.
>>5776692Statistically speaking, probably. If not, she probably takes cash.
>>5778916I hope your bloodline dies from something that's perfectly curable and preventable in the west.
>>5778916>that's just being an assholewhich one of them is the asshole according to you?
>>5771174dude doesn't realize I was at the diddy freakoffs and won
>>5772084>atheistsrent fucking freefuckingfree
>>5779115Based af, great song
>>5778999checkedI dont understand the scam the indian screamer is doing.What are his original instructions for the victim?
>>5779115>7 in the morningso about an hour into work
>>5779115People need ~7-8 hours of sleep, right?When do they go to sleep that waking up at 7 is too early? That's a bed-time of 11/12 depending on for the 7/8 hours.
>>5779134>people see fraudulent popup ads on the internet stating their computer has been infected, or emails about their "customer support needing renewal" or something>"call [this number] to get help">[this number] is Pajeet's scam call center where they have a billion scams running>different methods to get your money but usually they make you install teamviewer, give them access to your pc, log into your banking account, then they use the inspect element browser functionality to edit your bank numbers>scammer tells you they accidentally send you 5k extra, you need to return it or they lose their job because "is not my money madam is microsoft money boss kill me lose job">tells you you can only return it through gift cards because reasons>main reason being they're easy to launder >you go buy 10x$500 gift cards and give them to ranjeshThis is a common type of scam. Indians are the scum of the earth, they also extort people with everything they can. They intimidate and threaten the elderly and in all seriously believe in Hindu superiority. In their culture, they're victims to the western colonialism and now the whole world owes them money, so they view these scams as reparations and taking what they're owed. 95% of Indians are subhuman dogs with no morals of any kind. They will rape, kill and steal every chance they get. They're completely blackpilled from living in piles of shit and dirt and will do anything for a dollar, let alone 1000.
>>5779140I see, I thought the scam included sending the victim money first, like a double gold scam from rune scape
>>5779135>>5779137the man has already left for work earlier and that woman will probably eat and sleep the rest of the day until the man comes back looking for a hole
>>5779130what song?
>>5779229https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?si=sYG6EIWqFEf0DIdQ
>>5776469>>5775695They must have thought it was a wild boar or something.
>>5779115>7am waking up in the morning>Gotta be fresh gotta do down stairs>Gotta have my bowl gotta have cereal >Seein everything the time is goin>Tickin on and on everybody's rushin>Gotta get down to the bus stop>Gotta catch my bus I see my friends
>>5779135>>5779137good drones mmmm go to bed early so you can work more mmmstructure your entire life around what works best for your employer
>>5779255>23:00 - 00:00>Going to bed early
>>5778916brown hands typed this post
>>5779258If you're not staying up past midnight they win.
>>5779158it includes making the victim think they were sent money without actually sending them money
>>5777390I'll tell you what the scam is --it's Uncle Milton's Savory Cold KetchupI can't find it for sale anywhere :(
>>5775843lmao
>>5779257Lmao best post itt
>>5772084>Mentions Atheists>Some are already maldingGottem
>>5775843lol just noticed theres a cat by the window for the first time
>>5779255waking up earlier in the day helps get the day started, helps align your circadian rhythm, helps in making you feel more in touch with reality. sleeping through half the sunny part of the day kills your spirit even if you don't feel it right away. humans aren't nocturnal creatures no matter how much you've been conditioned to believe you're not a "morning person teeheee" or a "night person". even if you're a neet with no employer, you're still a human. >but i love the night im so productive during the nightlies and delusions. you're most productive in the first 4 hours after you wake up and if your circadian rhythm is properly aligned with the day/night cycles you're even more productive when your eyes see the sunlight in the morning, even if it's cloudy and there's no sun out there.
>>5779682Lolwut
>>5779682this prank costs the tax payers less money than someone receiving welfare for one day
>>5776440You're just underage.
>>5778916Eat yourself and die, shitskin.
>>5779072congratulations anon
>>5771174made me smile
>>5776064i'm confusedis this real?
>>5777194???
>>5777808His name is Kitboga if you wanna look up his jewtube, he's done this a fuck ton of times. Also the speedrun timer at the top is him tracking how much of the scammer's time he has wasted.
>>5773398after kicking him in the face he should have just said 'its just a prank bro why u mad'
>>5780386lol this is funny im watching his youtube channel
>>5771173her moaning made me diamonds
>>5779682This prank cost the tax payer a second of nhs spending
>>5780591No, it's not real
>>5780591Yes, it is real, anon. The 90s were special. Good times.
>>5778916kek, nice one, Rajeet.
>>5775843Does it not rain? Why live in the basementEven if you closed the window the bed is right there, it's getting wet
