Noodle time
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>>5773116what the fuck did they just pull out?
Does anyone have any webms related to that guy that owned an extremely deadly rare snake from the other side of the hemisphere and literally nobody has any antivenom in the whole country? He was apparently posting all this shit talking about how if you're a really good snake keeper, you'll never get bitten, but then this guy gets bitten and his organs start failing over the next week.It was just this past year.
>>5773116I thought it swallowed a golf club at first but I guess it was a grabber.
>>5772625>>5772623crazy cool lookingI wonder what their face armor (scales) feels like to the touch>>5772628>>5772630damn
>>5773198looks like a bath towel. maybe it thought it was a fluffy animal.
>>5773094so rad>>5773198>>5773385looks like a towel
>>5773338That dumbass got bit by an Inland Taipan which is literally the most venomous snake in the world. It's a miracle he survived. Everyone in the hobby fuckin hates him lol
>>5772205>mouse sensitivity too high
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>>5773388got me good fucker
>>5777033woah preeeeeety
I have a snake, he is white and his name is Guttorm
>>5773116I remember this. It ate an electric blanket and mistook it's heat as another animal.
>>5772656>when its got yah its got yah
>>5778130kek
>>5772641Aww poor robin
How do you tell a constrictor/strangler from a venomous/biting one?
>>5779274If he bites you and has fangs in the front he's probably venomous If they're in the back he's probably not (as) venomous
>>5779274You just learn what they look like.
>>5775279you fucker
>>5779241the worst job on this planet
>>5775279cute:3
>>5779227metal>>5779236>>5779240yee haw!!
>>5779547needs the screaming cumming guy dubbed over it
>>5779547CLEAN IT UP!
>>5773382Clint's Reptiles says they feel more like legless lizards than snakes.I guess that means more rigidity or something?
>>5773104Fuck that. All sea snakes are highly venomous.
>>5779240>even a poisonous snake isn't bad, you just keep away from the sharp end.
>>5772628not a python, this is an emerald tree boa (you can tell by the row of huge heat pits on the upper lip)