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>>5772655

>>5773116
what the fuck did they just pull out?

Does anyone have any webms related to that guy that owned an extremely deadly rare snake from the other side of the hemisphere and literally nobody has any antivenom in the whole country? He was apparently posting all this shit talking about how if you're a really good snake keeper, you'll never get bitten, but then this guy gets bitten and his organs start failing over the next week.
It was just this past year.

>>5773116
I thought it swallowed a golf club at first but I guess it was a grabber.

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>>5772625
>>5772623
crazy cool looking
I wonder what their face armor (scales) feels like to the touch

>>5772628
>>5772630
damn

>>5773198
looks like a bath towel. maybe it thought it was a fluffy animal.

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>>5773094
so rad

>>5773198
>>5773385
looks like a towel

>>5773338
That dumbass got bit by an Inland Taipan which is literally the most venomous snake in the world. It's a miracle he survived. Everyone in the hobby fuckin hates him lol

>>5772205
>mouse sensitivity too high

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(-_-)
snek

>>5773388
got me good fucker

>>5777033
woah preeeeeety

I have a snake, he is white and his name is Guttorm

>>5773116
I remember this. It ate an electric blanket and mistook it's heat as another animal.

>>5772656
>when its got yah its got yah

>>5778130
kek

>>5772641
Aww poor robin

How do you tell a constrictor/strangler from a venomous/biting one?

>>5779274
If he bites you and has fangs in the front he's probably venomous
If they're in the back he's probably not (as) venomous

>>5779274
You just learn what they look like.

>>5775279
you fucker

>>5779241
the worst job on this planet

>>5775279
cute
:3

>>5779227
metal

>>5779236
>>5779240
yee haw!!

>>5779547
needs the screaming cumming guy dubbed over it

>>5779547
CLEAN IT UP!

>>5773382
Clint's Reptiles says they feel more like legless lizards than snakes.
I guess that means more rigidity or something?

>>5773104
Fuck that. All sea snakes are highly venomous.

>>5779240
>even a poisonous snake isn't bad, you just keep away from the sharp end.

>>5772628
not a python, this is an emerald tree boa (you can tell by the row of huge heat pits on the upper lip)

>>5772042 (OP)
schlop snek

>>5779547
Imagine the smell

>>5779547
when they said 2025 was the year of the snake, this is the snake they meant

>>5775284
underrated

>>5776964
>tail tip evolved to look and move like a spider, to lure in birds to eat
cool, hadn't heard of this one

>>5785420
Imagine the early ones where the tails only looked somewhat like an insect, they must have been confused as hell with all the birds trying to attack them.

>>5773044
this is fucking worse than the dog icecream one.

>>5785419
newfag

snek

I have a ball and shes such a fucking slut, she refuses to eat dead in anyway and just 3 weeks ago she killed one and just didnt eat it.

>>5772208
Poor guy. Imagine just hatching and immediately having to appear threatening.

>>5790452
If it takes you so long to swallow the whole egg isn't there a good chance of the mother bird returning and pecking the shit out of you

>>5791529
can snakes...umm, reverse?

>>5772618
>fuck did ya say punk ?

>>5772623
What a beauty. Is it true that they can recognize their caretakers?

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>>5790453

Reptiles are nigger tier, sorry. They're interesting but they do not deserve to live over or even feed off mammals.

>>5793732
All the things that actively cause you problems in your life are mammals.

>>5794132
idk man what about the ayys and lizard people

>>5794132
Insects actively cause problems in my life.

>>5772043
Bro wtf this looks edited. There no way a snake bigger than a plane fr

>>5779227
What the fuck is this?

>>5779348
Imagine being the stuntmouse
>is this retard done yet?

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>>5779547

>>5779547
>>5779846
kek

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My wife and I have like 30 snakes. We love the year of the snek <3

>>5772619
oh come on
soundless?
no interstellar?

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Anyone ever gone out rattlesnake skeet shootin?

>>5798223
just because you're fat doesn't make you two people

>>5773094
Realistically what do you do if you encounter one of these and you're not ona boat?

>>5779225
Isn't this the deadliest snake in the world or something? I think I saw one of those in a zoo in aussie land.

>>5798257
boat and aint gonna do shit

>>5798257
Anacondas don't hunt people and don't want anything to do with you. Are there a few documented cases? Yeah but shit is ultra turbo rare. If you aren't randomly alone in their habitat and if you aren't fucking with them they don't even register you as food. They go after smaller prey because they don't want to be vulnerable.

>>5779184
Beautiful creature. Too bad about that ugly monkey thing behind it.

>>5799447
SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

>>5772652
I have spent my life looking for that one good black man and here he is

>>5772042 (OP)
nom nom tasty water

>>5772176
>I can do anything because it's a prank because it's filmed
this faggot deserves a good beating

>>5790452
why not just crack the egg first

>>5775284
kek

>>5773112
Bem Bem

>>5779233
This made me yawn lol

>>5805813
This made me yawn

>>5779547
I've never seen a snake take a shit before.

>>5808266
Thats a pet like situation!

>>5794132
I lost my leg to an alligator so no

>>5809328
It should have taken the rest of you lol at least then you could have been useful to something in this world.

>>5779221
Bro just wanted to play some CS:GO at the Cafe.

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>>5775284

>>5811574
That bird was a retard.

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>>5772622
>You Died

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>>5779220
Absolutely amazing!
A child that sits still.

>>5779241
>dumb fucks can't even strike a dead mouse accurately
How do they survive in the wild?

>>5804557
Then all the nutrient goo gets spilled.
There's special teeth in their throats that crack it once it's deep enough.

>>5812628
poor guy ;__;

>>5812628
That spider bit of a bit more than she could chew

>>5779274
Constrictors have blunt noses, venomous snakes have pointed or rounded noses

>>5816220
I guess this video is sorta old but it does seem fake as fuck.

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>>5795175

>>5772630
do snakes ever get stuck in a knot?

>>5778075
Not sure what's happening, but i'm rooting for the snake

>>5779241
the hook seems to instantly defeat them. what does the hook know?

>>5798232
My favorite part about it is that they just invented a lizard.

>>5817603
I think they can get tied up but idk about getting stuck. They have too much muscle control ya know.

>>5785420
not how evolution works. somehow this snake discovered that by flicking his tail around, he could mimic an insect, and attract a bird to eat it, many generations ago. the trick worked, and his kin learned from him. each one had slight variation in their tails. the most successful at snaring prey had tails that had slightly darker tips. they had children, whose tails all had some variation. etc. etc.

one nootices that you seem to have no prooblem with him perfectly blending in with the rocks

>>5779227
>watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out... OH MY GOD! KO!

>>5804049
IT WAS A SIMPLER TIME

>>5779231
I wish that snake was my penis, and the tube was a girls's vagina.

>>5812628
You can get any child on the planet to sit still with literal sticks. You're just a fucking failure.

>>5773101
>I turned myself into a sperm, Morty!

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>>5772042 (OP)
TSD

>>5790453
Me at 6 in the morning

>>5773388
YA MADDA

>>5779547
clean it up jannies

>>5812628
she's afraid the snek will eat her

>>5794132
no mammal caused ever any problems in my life, only insects

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megaman 3 snakeman level

>>5777036
THIS KITCHEN'S NOT THE SAME
WITHOOUUUT YOUU

>>5824864
OHMAHGAWDDEHSOCUTELOOKATEM

>>5824863
how is his ma still alive

>>5773116
>Clown snake

>>5831617
he protec

>>5824863
fake audio in post

fucking hate snakes god please kill this thread
snakes are so fucking evil

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>>5832017
>snakes are so fucking evil
brain knave

>>5832017
>snakes are so fucking evil
Evidence for that claim = 0.
Toads are way more foul than any snake could ever hope to be, and spiders are a million times more clever at slaughter.