Birb thread
>>5826424this count?
I got attacked one time at night by an owl but I saw it hopping branches right before so I knew it was coming and when I reached to grab it then it swerved and landed on a branch nearby. I wish I grabbed its legs and took it home.
>>5826425you just know
>>5826666what a nice looking bird
>>5826424Actually met this bird, his name is Odin. super chill for a wedgetail
>>5826617Great book about Caracaras called A Most Remarkable Creature: The Hidden Life and Epic Journey of the World's Smartest Birds of Prey by Jonathan Meiburg for anyone interested.
>>5826805literally me
daily reminder, birb ball needs to be a thing
>>5826806they should capture that pigeon and breed it until its offspring displace existing pigeons, so that would be a common thing for them to do
>>5827072Man have I got some news for youhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roller_(pigeon)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tumbler_pigeons
>>5826613damn dude, a bit less grip? his eyes are almost poppin out!
>>5826644>takes an old overused meme seriously and starts ramblingHoly newfag.
>>5826806me stalling the boeing 737 with 150 passengers on board after taking out both the captain and the first officer with a glass bottle and spiralling straight into the ground at g forces that the plane wasn't designed for
>>5827724I love this webm so muchit's so unreasonably cute
>>5826806>be not afraid
>>5826425UHANONS
>>5827069Terrible defense
>>5828641>realtime commentary on a slow motion recording
>>5828641imagine...
>>5828591Thats ai
>>5829052He had a very good life, I miss this little lovebird.
>>5827733what the fugg it's those guys from the meme I had no idea they were real
>>5828039what are they removing?
>>5827733>when you spend too much time in the character creator
>>5829615"Quills" they said, I'm assuming porcupine quills.
>>5826613>Yoru the war devil captured
>>5826617Not this species, but the proper one, crested caracara, apparently doesn't enjoy flying
>>5827716>>5827719>>5827720THND
>>5828888Quads confirms>>5828591Fucking faggot.
>>5826425just a fyi of what she's in for.https://youtu.be/1YTeasbvJ2E?t=130
>>5828286its 3v2. yellow is down one birb
>>5830553
>>5826805incel vs chad
>>5832603woman vs troon in a college sport
>>5826855>bird microcelebrity
>>5833472
>>5826424
>>5827733Wait wtf, this bird is real?
Anyone have a Webm of a Mourning Dove? They're my favorite bird.
>>5834414
>>5834366looks like juvenile Pukeko. they're a type of rail, like a gallinule or coot, from Australia.>Error: Upload failed.you can find pics online, they grow up and get bluer on the breast, with a red thing on its beak.
>>5834259Spielberg invented nothing.
>>5826666>bird speaking islam>double satan
>>5834993>doubleIt's only 1.3333333333333333
>>5827727needs a 9/11 edit
>>5835004it's 666(6) and (6)666
>>5834422Not 100% sure if this is a mourning dove but here goes.
>>5827730how do birds just look at a strange object from so far away and know it's food?
>>5829047such a graceful and dignified birb
>>5832227Fake. First birb is a lovebird second is a caique, lovebird most likely dead from aspirating soapy water
>>5835092I grooved and lost
>>5827665literally animal abuse
>>5835092I will never be as happy as this birb
>>5835035its a ring-necked turtle dove>>5834422I've always loved their cooing
>>5834387Ai
>>5835272Thanks anon. They always put me at ease.
>>5827706
>>5835362I don't think so
>>5835057They have a birds eye view
>>5835664>"For my own part I wish the Bald Eagle had not been chosen the Representative of our Country. He is a Bird of bad moral Character. He does not get his Living honestly. You may have seen him perched on some dead Tree near the River, where, too lazy to fish for himself, he watches the Labour of the Fishing Hawk; and when that diligent Bird has at length taken a Fish, and is bearing it to his Nest for the Support of his Mate and young Ones, the Bald Eagle pursues him and takes it from him." – Benjamin Franklin, January 26, 1784
>>5827712>The songAt this point might as well kill the woman.
>>5835664Thats AI. I see several clippings. Like the fox legs turn weirdly around and the bunny parts going through the fox ear.
>>5835666checked. its a fitting image of the government though.
>>5835982It was definitely not recorded at that framerate and my guess is that it has been run through an AI interpolator.
>>5834259Sounds like a NY jew
>>5835666Represents the us pretty well I think.Especially corporate culture.
>>5826425Of course, it's a white woman.
>>5826453what the hell is this anon
>>5831697She might get to lay her eggs at the centre of the nest?
>>5835629Thats psytrance not techno
>>5826806Thanks for the zoomer brainrot caption, nigger, it really adds a lot.
>>5837852thanks for contributing nothing but words on an imageboard
>>5837736I'm mostly disgusted by the color of that water. Imagine the amount of tiger piss it took for algae to grow like that.
>>5837755Closest thing to a sky fish on this earth
>>5837748it's all edm or techno to Americans. be thankful he's not enough of a boomer to call it 'house'
>>5839043Im from the uk where house has remained popular even to today so iv literally never heard of ppl calling music house when its not
>>5839217House is where American and European electronic diverged. Here throughout Europe we moved towards trance (and hardcore, hardstyle, hardbass and psytrance after that) while America moved most of their electronic scene towards the cleaner parts of House, with more jazz and hiphop influences. The only genre that I feel we ever shared since the early 90s was dubstep but it was short lived and kinda ass.
>>5828286>the peck at the endThe referee is fucking blind!
>>5839349American dubstep is nothing like UK dubstep tho.Uk dubstep is just dub mixed with 2step, American dubstep is unrecognizable.
>>5837047they are the most peaceful and kind version of our species, if I were a simple beast I would trust them before anyone else. I know you're posting from hatred but it's ok to feel nice and be at peace and be friendly.
>>5831734on top of being outnumbered by Boston Birbers, L.A.Avians has no teamwork and even fighting among themselves
>>5835631How were they getting stuck like that in the first place, perching on top then falling down?
>>5837960hell yeah my webm is still going
>>5835626dont blame this snake, getting caught by a shrike really fucking sucks
>>5826614hehe
BROS SAVE THE LOON
>>5842315is this Tony Hawk?
>>5841879save him
>>5827720This haki power!! Could it be the color of the supreme king?!
>>5837960I don't know why people think this retardation is an actual argument still. This is a forum at the end of the day.The site you're looking for is imgur.
>>5838422nevermind the fish with actual fucking wings
>>5841879>the visible confusion from the birb because no one is responding to it's calls.owari da...
>>5826425one is just cognizant
>>5826425>that one doujin
>>5826453/qa/ was a virtual Gu vase
>>5840708lmao
>>5832511
>>5827733SPORE irl
>>5831697https://youtu.be/F5FEj9U-CJM?t=60>imagine a color you can't even imagine>now do it nine more times
>>5844332Sauce?
>>5835637lol
>>5834418
Oops
Still counts as fish?
>>5845216This video is almost perfect, but it cuts away so that it's impossible to try to follow the one flamingo.
>>5845223Uhh, I forgot this was the bird thread for some reason. Never mind that.
>>5845236>You cannot delete a post this old>23 minutes "old"o...kay.>>5834409>>5835039More roostering.
>>5845233I also get a little miffed it clips a little early, too, but yeah; I love that webm.>>5835629Here's the original, btw.
>Heard you talkin' smack!
>>5845239Just dont post shit you will want to delete and you wont have to delete anything. Hope this helps :)
>>5845255I have been playing this for my budgies and they are staring to pick some of it up despite the fact they dont speak.https://youtu.be/GoqD5kQs8nM
>>5829433all men are mortal
>>5835092This little nigga is pretty good.>prrkprrkpukpuk>coopkicoopki coopkicoopki
Does every bird thread really need to be 99% reposts?
>>5834412>Tragopan temminckiiCool birb
>>5826617This is played backwards. They actually tore the camp down. Took me forever to realize this
>>5835112He didn't force the bird to drink it.
>>5829052What the fuck, did it have a disease?
>>5845762>Took me forever to realize this
>>5826425homosapienbros...
>>5843232that's an ocean bird retard
>>5844787What an absolute pecker.
>>5845214This may not be what it looks like. Flamingos are filter feeders that eat salt tolerant bacteria with a bright red hue, it's how they get their pink plumage. The top flamingo is regurgitating onto the bottom flamingo's head and in turn dripping it down into the chick's mouth. It's a weird feeding position, but I think everybody's fine.
>>5845242Sounds like the neighbor's shitty rice burner.
I couldn't find this but swear it was in this thread. Oh well, posting from my phone so I can download to my PC.
>>5844787>when the dinosaur genes kick in
>>5835092sauce on the song
>>5826805>that one girl in high school trying to get my attention but my autism is too strong.
>>5848181
>>5826453Simply gemulous
>>5834431siblings...>>5843220its about the low quality retard reply than not posting a webm
>>5839358You're probably confusing it with garage/bassline
>>5827720the legends foretold of an iron swan
>>5845762No, it's not. Caracaras are known avid campers.They can set up a 12 caracaras camp in about 17 minutes flat, minus the propane hook up.
>>5841879What's wrong with the loon's feet? Did they get amputated?
>>5834422here you go
>>5835057They had been fed on that edge of the windows countless times, seenither birds eating on it.
>>5840947Could be fake.They look young birds.
>>5842315How does one teach , train it to do things like that?
>>5826806Haha ong bro that is soooo skull emoji Blud be tweaking soooo fire emojiGet it? I wish I was a nigger so bad
>>5834096Cool
>>5849966sybau
>>5841431One peck and he's paralyzed for life!
>>5842581this is tony hawk
>>5849524Im not. This is an example of older uk dubstephttps://youtu.be/D_R2wTO87cY
>>5847197wtf was that lady trying to steal peacock eggs
>>5837095newfag
>>5849830That's a pigeon.
>>5850702worse, destroying the eggs just for the video, not even for food
>>5845242Imagine being a prisoner in Botany Bay and finding this fucking cunt in the wild... no wonder Aussies have a taste for the surreal
>>5837960I got bitten by a pelican in Key West, while I was trying to feed them... their bills are rough, it scraped my hand and drew a little blood. I felt like a fool for the rest of the day
>>5826453Get this twitter normie bullshit off my board you stupid fucking newfag
>>5849817Loons have tiny little stubby feet at the back so that's all normal in terms of size and position. They're absolutely useless on land, worse than any other waterfowl.
>>5845765No, but he did pour it a shot. How is a bird meant to know what distilled alcohol is? Would it be a child's fault if they drank from a bottle of antifreeze you handed them?
>>5827069How can they just fucking dunk on them like that? Get some sportsmanship, green, ffs. Where's the fucking ref??
>>5835025missing half life sfx
>>5835399agreed
>>5845149probably mustard
>>5835631Imagine you wake up one day and find that a bunch of birds decided to hang themselves on your fence
>>5834259>a werewolf a werewolf a werewolf>lookout lookout lookout>a werewolf a werewolfSee as how this footage survived the person filming must have heeded the bird's warning and turned back. I'm glad.
>>5827733DAMMMNNNN!!!!!!!
>>5850702China
>>5827733>noclip toes bird
>>5835112Yeah thats how I feel too when I get drunk.
>>5835057it says on their screen
>>5850702its staged theyre not even peacock eggs and the male doesnt incubate anyway
>>5850892>>5849830thats a wood pigeon
>>5835092lil dude just dropped the hardest beat of 2025
>>5826424>tfw no female will ever give you that look
>>5826425never forget that huMONKEYS lost the war
>>5835666it's the perfect representative of the united states t b h
>>5826425YJK
>>5826806N-nani...!
>>5827710classic
>>5852547Smell, I'd assume.
>>5845210actually made me laugh so hard I cried
>>5850894retard
>>5852547Animals in the wild have been observed intentionally eating fermented fruit in order to get drunk.Humans are not unique in this behavior.
>>5835666Ben Franklin was a dumbass that never actually observed eagles.
>>5854285It's true that Bald Eagles will often behave like overgrown seagulls and steal shit from other wildlife, but that's true of many predators. Turkeys are too stupid to be opportunistic and Benny boy was probably just pissy that his own suggestion didn't get picked.
>>5845879Yeah they're both regurgitating, one's just retarded.
>>5853045True. Also, in the end that peacock was thrown at the women by someone who is off camera
>>5854281where his tail??
>>5827720>>5827719>>5827716I'm glad I"m not the only one those bastards bully.
>>5854279erm... what the SIGMA?What the fuck is that thing called?A fucking demon of Niflheim?
>>5855039It's a western capercaillie, they're found in Europe and Russia. Pretty cool birds
>>5826622owls don't attack humans, you aren't fooling anyone you stupid mouse
>>5854415My point is that they don't just opportunistically steal things from other birds. They do actually fish on their own and they fight like motherfuckers with osprey to keep them away from good areas.
>>5855419Oh yah they're great hunters, was just saying Ben wasn't entirely wrong. He does make it sound like stealing is ALL they do which is retarded tho.
>>5834422hoo OOO ooh hooohoo hoo
>>5837960do you not know what imageboard means?
>>5830553this is giving me flashbacks to a seagull who hit my windshield going directly and deliberately for my face, the fucker was lucky it was a slow collision, basically just rebounded off and flew away
>>5827069B-ball (bird ball)
>>5856100some kind of page on the internet called a board with these pictures, both moving and non-moving, called images. welcome to erf.
>>5856218it's a place people discuss things while posting images, there isn't a focus on images, if there were it would be called a gallery instead
>>5845236Alzheimers is kicking
