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how do I get neetbux in the US? by any means necessary. I can't handle the wagey cagey anymore. I heard some people say you need to go find a shady doctor to give you a note but IDK where to find one.
I just want out of this fucking nightmare man I don't care about being poor so long as I have my free time back to myself.
I'm willing to scam the system the scams me with this retarded bullshit 8 to 6 + 2 hour commute nightmare torture.
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>>1497212
also what is pic rel from?
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>>1497212
bump
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>>1497217
https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8504509
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>>1497212
>Neetbux in the US
Too hard. I tried getting foodstamps while I was unemployed and only received 20 a month.

Maybe consider getting a new job? Either way it seems you are at some breaking point. Just don't do anything that might get you fired. Its worse trying to apply to jobs when you have 0 work references.
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>>1497313
damn that sucks
there's gotta be a way to fraud it or something
somehow everyone I know is on ssdi for anxiety or something and they are perfectly healthy and sociable
I hate being retarded autist I can't figure anything out to game the system like normiefaggots can do so effortlessly
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>>1497212
if I can't get neetbux, are there at least any easy remote jobs I could get? I can't seem to find anything remote above min wage.
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>>1497317
>>1497212
Do you have any disabilities or medical conditions? I get almost $2,000 a month. I've been diagnosed autistic and bipolar though.
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>>1497317
Are you black and/or morbidly obese?
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>>1497326
I'm almost 100% certain I've got some mental shit with me. I talk to myself constantly, flap my arms, daydream involuntarily and constantly have to be biting down on my fingers or chew on something to avoid random verbal outbursts. 9 hours in the wagey cagey leave me with bite marks all over my hands.
I can't remember anything more than 2 hours and my coworkers constantly give me shit about it.
aspergers autism ADHD schizo shit i guess
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>>1497330
>>1497326
forgot to add I m not sure how I can convince a doctor to diagnose me with anything cuz they're mostly boomers who think having a job means you're not mentally ill.
could you give some tips on how you got diagnosed?
I'm willing to do anything for 2k a month that's incredible honestly.
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>>1497330
Okay, I'm sorry to hear that, but what I meant is have you been diagnosed with anything?
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>>1497331
>>1497332
Sorry, I forgot to respond to your second post. You should go to a therapist first and tell them how these behaviors and thoughts and feelings are impacting your life. And then go to a GP after you go to a therapist and sign the consent forms for them to talk to each other. You're probably going to need to be put on some medications, but if you can get a therapist to talk to your doctor, Then your doctor will almost certainly be on your side and fill out the necessary paperwork if you provide it to him. You should know, though, that initially you'll probably be denied and you may need to get a lawyer to push it through.
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>>1497333
thanks very much I appreciate it
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>>1497327
neither...
although I could become obese if necessary
whatever it takes to escape the wagey cagey
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>>1497326
easy enough to fake if you're willing to forfeit your 2nd amendment rights
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>>1497356
Ok?
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following
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>>1497356
how do I fake it?
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>>1497495
You can't. That guy doesn't know what he's talking about.
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>>1497566
simple.
google schizophrenia symptoms.
go to health clinic tell doctor you have these symptoms.
profit.
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>>1497638
Like I said, you have no idea what you are talking about
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what now?
is there a place I can ask about how to conveniently delete my own minecraft account?
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>>1497673
Here are some minecraft account deletion statistics.
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>>1497679
>explosives has lowest agony rating
hmm I think I'll keep trying for neetbux then...
minecraft is such a shit game...
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bump
I'm desperate
also co-workers called me weird again.
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Kinda hard to prove you are not capable of working when you have been able to hold a job for a while.
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Does anyone have tips on how to get a decent remote job? That seems like my only other out at this point.
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>>1497706
Just be aware of scam job postings that target people looking for remote jobs. Make sure you are able to get good references. People that can vouch that you are a hard working person, it can be co-workers. I think they tend to ask this since you are typically working on your own and they want someone that is always on the ball of things. You probably want to start as a seasonal worker or a temp. Learn from your falls. Dont be afraid to do interviews. Think of them as training. Interviews typically involve zoom or Microsoft team interviews. Maybe talk to someone that is good at doing interviews for advice.

I'm also looking for a job. I have a hard time doing interviews. I've worked retail for several years and I am tired of it. I would get a degree but I feel I am getting too old to go back to school. I have some half assed degree in Criminal Justice.

I just recently got a temp job at a warehouse and I feel it was a big mistake. The job is more labor intensive than I had in mind. I think with time I might get used to it. Its just been a few days for me. It might just be out of breath because I'm not used to so much upper body exercise. I just mainly do aerobic exercise on a bike.

Sorry I had to vent. Sometimes I feel like I'm alone.
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>>1497719
is there a place to get fake references? I have nobody unfortunately.
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>>1497818
They don't always ask for that but I remember having to quit the application once they started asking those questions. I think if you don't have anyone you can try family members like a cousin, uncle etc.
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>>1497679
why isn't a certain sodium compound on there?
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bumpo
still desperately looking for anything related to thread
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>>1497679
>>1497860
how does one obtain the sodium nitride treasure in minecraft?
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bumpo
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where can I buy pure safe sodium nitride?
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>>1498360
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bros please ...
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bros I need either
1. a way to fraud neetbux
2. where I can purchase the sodium nitride treasure block in minecraft.
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I don't know what neetbux are, but i hope someone manages to tell you how to get them at some point.
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okay seriously can someone just tell me where to buy pure sodium nitride online?
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Have you considered getting a part time job?
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>>1499426
He mentioned having a job. I think hes ready to just call it quits on life. So, I wouldn't even bother trying to convince him to find a job that involves less social interaction.
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>>1497639
>>1497639
Actually you don't know what you're talking about. Psychologist that were of perfectly sound mind did just that as an experiment. They faked schizophrenia and got admitted to an institution to see how easy it was to get comitted and how hard it was, once committed to prove your are not actually schizophrenic and to get released. Being psychologist themselves they knew exactly how to act, what to say and what symptoms to express to get committed. So yes, it is very possible to fake if you have an intimate understanding of the current diagnosis symptoms.
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>>1499429
He wants to work

He wanted to become a NEET so that he doesn't have to work

He didn't seem to be able to do that so he started thinking about suicide

I suggested another alternative for him to work less
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>>1499429
>>1499447
If I could get a remote job or a part time job I would, but I can't. I only got this job after several years of post grad education, 2000+ applications which led nowhere, and begging one of my professors to network me into a field I hate as a last resort.
I don't know about many job industries though so if there's anywhere you suggest I look into, I will gladly listen.
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>>1499445
I'd like to read more about this experiment if you happen to have any links.
Also I just learned on neetbux you can't have more than 2K usd in assest and I already have more than that from working so idk how that would work out or if that's a good option anymore
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>>1497212
Become a police officer and take your stress out on blacks. That's what I did
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>>1499519
If you want neetbux first you need to actually be a neet. Quit your job (it's probably best to intentionally get yourself fired, it'd work well in the mental health larp) and then leech off of family for a while. In order to file for disability, they need proof that you can't work normally, so just bear with being a broke neet for a while. If you want to larp, this is your time, during your freetime as a neet make sure you're going to psychologists and doing that stuff. Submit an application after some time, like after year or two, and then wait.
I got mine without needing to larp/talk to anyone or anything, I've just been a hikki that never left my house for years which I guess helped with the "can't work normally case," plus I guess my mental health records as a child could've helped. From what I gather not everyone's so lucky, so trying to larp as dysfunctional should increase your odds.
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I also would like to know where to buy sodium nitride for logging out of my minecraft account
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bumpo
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>>1499614
just buy a fucking bridge retard
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>>1499864
too painful
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bumpo
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>>1499789
>>1500050
>>1500311
You can stop bumping now. Uncle Remus is here to solve your problems! :3

Follow the guide here. https://imgur.com/a/OyOid The first step is getting committed to a mental hospital. For this you can go to an emergency room and tell them you feel like you're a danger to yourself and plan to kill yourself. I had to stay in the emergency room overnight and insist I didn't feel safe and still planned to kill myself before they took me to a mental hospital. Apparently people going in and saying they feel suicidal is common.

I found and followed this guide 8 years ago, and it only took me 2 months before they started paying me $900 a month in disability.

When you send in your application for disability you should convey 2 things.
1) When they read your letter they should think "This guy is FUCKED."
2) You should say you want to get better so you can go back to work and get off disability.

It helps if you have a history of going to a psychiatrist, or went to a psychiatrist years ago and was diagnosed with something.
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>>1500321
thanks. been looking for that guide for awhile.
several questions if you don't mind:
1. if I already have a job and a big savings account right now, does that make the process harder?
2. I remember seeing a psychiatrist years ago for clean freak OCD symptoms. should I bring that up in my neetbux app?
3. I still live with my parents. how do I talk to them about this? I really don't wanna risk getting kicked out.
4. is there an alternative to the psych ward route? I'm not opposed to it but I'd rather try less extreme/permanent methods first
thanks, anon
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>>1500328
>>1500324
idk why the reply messed up.
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>>1500328
1) I know they prefer people who have not worked before. You probably should be unemployed before attempting this to make it seem like you really cannot work any more. If you have large savings you could live off that for a while.

They don't allow you to get disability if you have over $2000 in savings. This is checked at the beginning of each month, so you could have $3000 mid month as long as you had under $2000 at the start of each month. You can probably hide your savings by investing them in stocks. I had savings invested in stocks for a while and disability never found them.

You can work on disability, but the more you earn the less disability you get. So for instance. If your monthly salary is 0 you'll get $850 a month. This scales up to maybe $1700 a month where you'll still be getting $80 a month in disability.

2) Yes. You should not only be a clean freak with OCD, you should have full blown OCD. The goal is "this guy is FUCKED."

3) Your parents definitely wouldn't approve of you scamming the system. Before going to the mental ward I would just tell them you're going to the hospital for some problem. Then when you get home tell them at the hospital they locked you up in a mental ward for however long because they thought you were crazy. Hospitals legitimately do this. You probably just should tell them you're going to apply for disability once you get out of the mental ward and do it yourself.

4) Disability is an absolutely bitch to get. People try for YEARS unsuccessfully. It took me 2 months and the guy in uncle remus did it in 3 months. It is absolutely necessary. I too was hesitant. I only found the motivation to go after I got in a huge fight with my parents and stormed out of the house.
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still gonna ask for sodium nitride here cuz I'd rather not make another thread and the neetbux thing might go wrong for me.
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>>1500332
thank you oh wise wizard uncle remus
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I genuinely wish you luck.

I'm in Texas. WoT USMC Veteran. Got out with shrapnel in my brain. I can't go more than 10 feet without a walker. I can barely remember what I've done from one day to the next.

My rating? 10%
I'm not legally disabled.

The VA is useful only for Vietnam Vets. Those guys can just ask for and get anything they want.

As for NEETbux.... don't know. You'll probably have to get a referral from a psychiatrist. You'll probably have to fake a bunch of symptoms like the lying piece of shit you are.
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>USMC Veteran
Imma give you 5 worksafe bumps
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>in my brain
Ouch
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>>1500444
Bump
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>>1500443
Bump
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>>1500445
>>1500447
And there, outside of unnecessary eyes
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uhhh, what about the ads?
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>>1500332
about the savings part. would buying a bunch of gift cards work too?
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I need a place to buy sodium nitride please. I don't think I can get on neetbux afterall due to many personal circumstances I'd rather not share.



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