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Good day, I am looking for fast and effective lucid dreaming methods to test. I don't want to test any WBTB (Wake Back To Bed) methods as I've tried those and they don't work for someone like me, because once I'm up, I'M UP. It takes a long while to fall back asleep if I'm lucky enough, and it never gave me a lucid dream.

Every lucid dream I've had has been directly from going to sleep and not waking up, and it was unintended. Though, I haven't lucid dreamed in years, I used to lucid dream almost every night when I was in my teens and it's like the ability was lost.

So I'll be very specific with what I'm looking for:
1. Lucid dream methods you tested yourself that were effect and fast (worked within 2 to 4 weeks of you trying). The method is not a method that requires you to wake up and go back to sleep.
2. Direct methods that require you to drift directly into a dream from a waking state are ok, I'm sure they will be difficult, but if it honestly worked for you then I definitely want to try it.
3. If the method involves some kind of self hypnosis via self suggestion that would be great, I'd prioritize testing that method over others since I've used self hypnosis before.
4. If the method utilizes self hypnosis via a specific hypnosis audio that needs to be listened to on a consistent basis I'd also prioritize this (even over the self suggestion method). Please state the name of the audio and the creator, and if possible link to the source audio file(s).
5. I'm not just trying to lucid dream, I'm trying to gain the ability to lucid dream "on command", like getting to the point that I can do a specific act/routine (or whatever the method involves) and know that I will lucid dream that night (nothing is 100%, but a 70% success rate would be great).
6. If it's an astral projection method that worked for you still state it. I'll try whatever works, it's in the same lane anyways.

Thank you for any suggestions. I've tried a few methods before and they didn't work.
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>>41047038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQjAIlFZWWc
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>>41047038
literally all you need is >>41047119 and an alarm clock and you're set. REM is the most efficient gateway, forget trying to perform dry obe induction using those boomer tapes
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Recently I've tried telling myself "I will have a lucid dream" when waking up in the middle of the night and falling back asleep. It's worked multiple times so far and I hope to get better at it.
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>>41047200
OP here, glad the thread isn't dead yet. I tried specifically that method too (The Phase by Michael Raduga), just didn't work for me, might be because of what was mentioned previously of staring at screens (blue light) even into the night (might be throwing off my body's awareness of my sleep cycle so it doesn't produce melatonin as it should).

But even if the method would work after I correct this issue, I still don't prefer this method because it's too "convoluted" and it's not something you can do everyday since you have to work. But as a child/teen I could have lucid dreams on multiple consecutive nights and wake up fully rested and go to school. You can't do a WBTB method consecutive nights if you have to go to work, it will kill your energy levels.

I'm looking for a method that allows you to "just do it", like gaining an ability.

>>41047038
Honestly the best posts so far is from this guy:
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>>41046198
It seems like he's the type that did a lot of extra research into learning how to lucid dream. Still try out "The Phase" method first, maybe it will work for you, but for me personally, even if it did work I don't see it as a "dependable method", at best I always saw it as a hopeful gateway to "jump start" my lucid dreaming ability again.
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>>41046455
>too mentally taxing and not possible
then you will also find it too mentally taxing and not possible to stay lucid during a dream; since your body is asleep for over 8 hours you will quickly lose consciousness
if you do this properly you wont lose consciousness at all during the night; so you will see every dream
depending on what you visualise at night you will also be able to summon a specific dream; if you are skilled at meditation you will be able to fast forward or slow down time while asleep

its a really simple technique and will train you to stay lucid and aware for long periods of time giving you exactly what you asked for >the ability to lucid dream "on command"
you should practice all the way until you fall asleep; you will start getting hypnogogic vision and then go straight into a dream, no loss of awareness which is the biggest enemy in regards to lucid dreaming

>do you mean spend all day looking both through my main vision and my periphery?
yea; looking through the whole periphery, being aware of your whole range of awareness at all times
looking and reading the words on your computer screen while being aware of everything you see around the words and outside of the screen itself
>>41046643
>"triggers" that I check throughout the day until those things become a habit so if I try to do it in a dream I'll realize it's a dream.
this wont necessarily work lucid dreaming on command; it relies on you falling asleep first then gaining awareness in dream

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Welcome to the Semen Retention General!
Loopbreaker Edition!

Previous Thread >> 41032248

>What is Semen Retention?
Semen retention is the practice of completely abstaining from masturbation and ejaculation, often with the intention of preserving and redirecting vital and sexual energy to oneself.

>Why do it?
Reported benefits include: increased vitality, mental clarity, reduced stress, increased motivation, increased energy, improved focus, healthier hair/skin/eyes, deeper meditation, improved AP/Lucid Dreams, deeper voice, improved mood, greatly improved testosterone, improved physical strength and many more.

>Wet Dreams?
They happen because you had a sexual dream and you coomed. Learn to be conscious on your dreams and stop the succubus.

>What causes wet dreams?

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>>41044745
>Semen retention can be political issue too and it would then belong to /pol/.
>pol has anything to do w politics
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>>41048486
There's no scientific proof for his claims, ignore them. The science behind nofap and prostate cancer risk is extremely weak. If you want to prevent cancer don't fap, instead get your 15-30 minutes of cardio a day, eat a Mediterranean diet, and avoid alcohol. Studies show that priests who certainly do not fap have lower incidences of prostate cancer.
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>>41048691
Thanks frens
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>>41048649
Yeah /pol/ is basically a shitposting JIDF board with zero moderation
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>>41046400
Yes I'd check this out. SR will make you feel good in general, but to get spiritual benefits you've got to do breath work and meditate.

A better test of a persons morality and strength of character is not their ability to adhere to their faiths, beliefs, or religion, but rather, their ability to be able to know when to defy them
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>>41047990
You have to be 18 to post here
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>>41048021
Imagine someone less than 18 mogging you with that post, that'd be even more embarrassing, right?
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>>41048032
Hmm I concede upon further investigation I thought you were advocating the opposite. My bad.
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>>41047980
>things dudes say to feel better when they cheat on their baby mama
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>>41048614
>thread advocating for self-agency
>someone instantly turns it into toxic twitter babble

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4D IQ, nice.
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According to a documentary and evidence obtained through multiple warrants, this mother catfished her own daughter, who was 14 years old at the time, and told her multiple times to kill herself, called her a bitch, nobody liked her, told her that her ass and tits were flat and that her boyfriend didnt want her disgusting pussy and that real bitches cream.
What the actual fuck is happening to us? Why is demonic possession not a serious discussion? Why are mentally ill humans being possessed at such an alarming rate and being coerced/manipulated to do such heinous and disgusting crimes?
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>>41048826
With the incentive of narcissism to reject medicine we see some common secondary "material" benefits;
1. Promise of belonging to a "special" nd likeminded social group- which is appealing to the westerner who has been raised individualistic and thus isolated.
2. Promise of health & wealth (at best, false promises. At worst, real- operating through scams and influencer pipeline).
3. Promise of power. Typically through the group or the influencer route (Also very appealing to the westerner, whos naturally nihilistic-hedonist culture, renders him psychically immobile and impotent).
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>>41048840
And as a final, related tangent, generative AI is a machine which is designed to prey even more on narcissism!
It erodes value and replaces it with counterfeit, all while ensuring that you are special in some way.
Theres a reason that AI is part of growing technocult movements & why the silicon valley cretins push it so hard.
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Care to at least link an article or give their name?
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>>41048813
>>41048826
>>41048840
>>41048847
You did in-fact not provide any solutions, again go kys glow shill
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>>41048882
>he doesnt know how to read
>>41046296
>American People need to return to the ancient, old, ways of dealing with demons.

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I had been thinking about them alot for whatever reason on-and-off since 2022. Like that year, I just mysteriously developed a craving for tentacle hentai and tentacles in general.

I know it sounds stupid and trolly, but nah, I am being legit. Is this like a a a sign cephalopodic/tentacle demons or entities are clucking with me?

Anyway, I heard people speak about the Marine Kingdom spirits in Christian circles, and octopus/squid spirits are mentioned often, are they legit? Could they be keeping me in a sort of simulation by basicly tentacle grapping my mind? I know 'the octopus' is 666 in Jewish gematria. Are most demons cephalopoid in form? Was Lovecraft right?

Do you anons have any experiences or encounters with tentacle monsters/demons?

Thanks in advance as always!
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>>41046885

*Sweet gum seed pod.
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>>41031628
>>41038487
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>>41045091
someone horny for tentacles
me too :^)
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>>41045714
I know this entity, or ones like it. It's not "trying to eat you" it's hungry. What is the difference you ask? Well, a scared coyote isn't really going to hurt you and it might appreciate a few scraps of food if you can offer them. The entity seems to like a specific emotion or sensation around that time if it's showing signs of hunger. Give it a few scraps.

Also, this is definitely a bait thread, but I enjoy the talk of astral entities and cephlapods alike, so enjoy
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>>41031628
I got visited in dreams by an entity which was a mix of Shuma Gorath and Hermaeous Mora. It was iridescent with rainbow colors. It had a very tiny pupil and a hypnotic voice. It turned into other dream characters. This entity appeared through several dreams for some months, then left. It sounded very calm and wise.
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Be sure to thank the Sperm Whales for their diligent and dedicated work in protecting the surface of the earth from these denizens of the deep dark trenches of the Earths oceans.

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>28 years later

>still hasn't been debunked
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>>41048028
Prove it then

You can't


You can't
You can't
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>>41048370
I hope the aliens rape you every night while you sleep
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>>41048375
It's Skinny Bob and his friends from different angles in multiple videos. Very cringe reply.
>>41048379
That's nice, friend. The most they will do is direct me in the best way possible to live my life. How sad you must be to say that sentence to someone like me.
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>>41048393
"cringe reply" That all you got? It's a simple fucking question. Prove that what is contained in the video is real and not CGI fraud. Like literally any shred of evidence to back it up.

Embarrassing.
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>>41034290
>why is the alien constanly tweeking, cant they rest
Have YOU ever tried to act normal when you're being forcibly fed crystal meth, and have a camera and a gun to your face by some glowies? Stop being so judgmental.

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>>41048075
Down to do one trade but it sure is quiet out here tonight
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>>41048075
whats the card of the thread?
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One card?
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odds and cistt
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AQ

How big is her pussy?

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it's crazy how few paranormal /x/ video games there are. paranormal stuff is very popular on tiktok/youtube/etc but somehow that hasnt translated yet to games. why is that? is it just an opportunity nobody is capitalizing on yet? is it because when someone makes a -true- conspiracy game like pic related, the dev gets killed by feds? (that literally happened btw). maybe the people who code games just aren't generally interested in paranormal? i want to make an /x/ game, i have this headcanon where i have stitched most major conspiracy theories into a coherent world history / cosmological model / etc. i want to play paranormal games but i cant find shit. most games in the genre are surface tier retard shit about ghosts and zombies, that's not what im talking about. is that all that's available because the average Goymer retard is too stupid to understand anything deeper?
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>>41048189
Yes I've seen some guy posting these screencaps from the game, but it doesn't mean they're real. If you'd done any research on the origins of how this conspiracy came to be, you'd understand very quickly that it's a bogus.
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>>41048205
Kill yourself. I mean it. It will help all of humanity. Harry Horse sacrificed his life to get this information out and decades later retards like you comment on how his leaked information is "bogus."
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>>41037918
>paranormal stuff is very popular on tiktok/youtube/etc
You know what all those platforms have in common? They require absolutely zero budget, talent and time to get the attention and money of the average paranormal sloppa coonsomer
Programming even a simple videogame (actual videogame, not some VN or walking simulator) takes a shitton of time, specially if you're working alone/don't have the adequate hardware (and if you're a schizo, you probably are)
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>>41048227
You're spreading lies like a literal glowie, ofc i'm gonna call out shit that's not real
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>>41037918
Smt3 and 5 are really good if you're interested in how all religions fit together.

In short the abrahamic god stole the divinity from other gods and put it in a tree. Samael/lucifer baited humans into eating the fruit of knowledge.

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But no one else seems to care
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>>41019362
official music videos are frequently total freemasonic disclosure; there's some very obvious recurring symbolisms involved
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Unicorns are real.

They're there. If we agree they're there. They're there. Alive and shorn.
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>>41047391
Some people believe that disclosing their bad intentions to others through symbolism and soft disclosure absolves them of wrongdoing.
>if you do not act against what we tell you what we're going to do, you deserved it
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>>41048805
its less about karma more about validating the npc nature of humanity so you dont feel so bad when you use them as the npc cattle they are

its hard to explain but there are two types of people in this world and by mandate of divine law the second type of person will never know of the power of the first
no matter how hard the first wants the second to because some firsts like most seconds desire a more equal world
screaming at the roof tops about whats going on is a way for a first persons to get npc fatigue which helps them no longer care about equality as the npc's they want to elevate cant be elevated and will often even turn on and outlash against the wannabe elevators
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>>41048894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg

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Saint John the Baptist Edition!

Christian Esotericism is the inner and/or mystical aspect of the Christian Religion, it includes:
>Christian Gnosis (Clement of Alexandria)
>Desert Fathers Spirituality (Evagrius Ponticus)
>Catholic Contemplative Tradition (Bonaventure)
>Hesychasm (Gregory Palamas)
>Chivalry (Wolfram von Eschenbach)
>Christian Alchemy (George Ripley)
>Rhineland Mysticism (Meister Eckhart)
>Christian Cabala (Johannes Reuchlin)
>Paracelsianism (Paracelsus)
>Rosicrucianism (Robert Fludd)
>Christian theosophy (Jakob Böhme)
>Martinism (Louise Claude de Saint-Martin)

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>>41047206
The evil from Pandoras box
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>>41046297
where do you see them? if you see or feel them then ask a priest to bless to bless the house
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>>40992615

Are Palamas' writings /ceg/ enough?
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>>41047778
Yes
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Everyday I wake up and I'm in a different mood.
How do business owners and leaders like Trump and Putin feel?
Are they always in a different mood?

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Does uncanny valley sense come from an extinct humanoid that use to lure us in by pretending to be us? Or is it from something supernatural?
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>>41047439
It comes from our brains not understanding what we're looking at, usually something supernatural.
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You stayed back to gather some fruits and berries and got separated from your group. When you realize that, it's almost dusk. So now you start going back yo your camp. But as you go on, you glimpse on a group of humans standing around a fire, not really far. But the way they move, and speak, there's something off that you can't explain, you have never met anything like that till now. Maybe it's just the dusk clouding your perception? Or maybe some new clan? As you get closer they suddenly notice you and stare at you in complete silence, stopping whatever they were doing.
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These pictures scare me on a visceral level, especially the one in the middle. "Neanderthal predation theory". I think a man wrote a book about this.
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>>41047439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjgOlgklAis

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Is it worth it to take these tapes seriously, or is it much better to listen to binaural beats while meditating?
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHU_ADAgLCXbUu7Q-Uupfe94ODw19wzpN&feature=shared
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>>41048654
>This whole narrative of there being tampered versions is BS trying to dissuade you from using the tapes at all.
1. Share the specific audio files you used, that narrative isn't completely unfounded, I have found downloads for the original cassette tapes in digitized form, there are a lot of versions.

2. Do you have any mental illnesses or have you ever had a mental illness or experienced a mental breakdown?

3. Do you smoke weed or have you used any other mind altering substances?

4. What do you mean by "hallucinations" and were they just things you imagined, like a visualization (experiencing it as 2D space) or were they like a lucid dream (experiencing it as 3D space)?

Question #2 and #3 are important because these factors may influence why you are having hallucinations from just the orientation audio. Question #4 is about knowing what you are calling a hallucination. There's honestly too many variables because everybody interprets things differently, and most people leave out the important extra factors (like in Question #2 and #3) when describing their experiences with things like this.
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>>41048734
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1jPv9wiKbf9SREBAHOHfaXU7i7S-IsJsP?usp=sharing

These are all FLAC. You have to download them to get FLAC quality, don't listen to them in-browser. There even is a fixed version of Five Questions as the version most people have has some audio glitches in it.

Yes I have had psychosis but I did not have it during the time I listened to the tapes. I was in my right mind. I think people with schizophrenia/bipolar are able to tap into these things more easily, so I don't see this is as something that disqualifies my experiences.

Not for years have I done any drugs. Again, this shouldn't be a disqualifier if that's why you asked it.

It wasn't exactly like a lucid dream, but it was like a 3D daydream every time where I was forced to see these things which my own mind was not making, but the tapes were making.
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>>41048766
>so I don't see this is as something that disqualifies my experiences.
I'm not thinking of it as something that disqualifies you either, I'm thinking of it as something that primes your mind to more easily experience these things. It's very difficult to do something your mind has never done and can't comprehend. This is why I was also interested if you used hallucinogenic drugs, because that would also mean you've had those experiences so your mind is primed for that function and already knows what to do.

What I notice is that people often tend to leave out the "prerequisities" that allowed them to become capable of something, because to them it was inconsequential and doesn't even register as a factor as to why they can do what they do. So when they tell people how they did something, they unknowingly leave out those extra details, and that just leaves the other person frustrated as to why they can't replicate your results.

Thanks for the downloads, maybe I'll retry it again with those audio files, I tried HemiSync once for a few weeks and it just never did anything special. At best I was just in a low level hypnotic trance, but no visualizations or anything special happened.
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By the way, only use a wired headset. That is an advice I never see in any thread about the tapes although it's important: do NOT use any wireless headset for the tapes. See, with wireless headsets, the sound is compressed before being transmitted so there is less data to transmit, so it's exactly like converting to mp3, the waves will be altered.

However, I noticed that it works significantly better with cheaper earbuds with weak bass than with higher quality earbuds with strong big bass.
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>>41048844
Honestly this looks like the same FLAC files I've used and downloaded before. I think there are other things I need to train before I come back to attempt this, as I've listened to the original cassette tape audio (there's a A and B side audio because you have to flip the cassette tape) and it still didn't work for me. This is what I mean by prerequisites, they are the most important thing when it comes to training anything, and it's the root cause of frustration of people practicing anything occult/spiritual. Without knowing what prerequisite experiences you need to have or skills you need to train, you'll just be stuck on an endless uphill battle.

I'll come back to hemi-sync at a later time when I'm finished testing the other things I'm training right now. Still, thanks for the downloads.

On another note, do you have a specific source/download for another spiritual/occult/supernatural practice you've engaged in and saw results:
Qigong/Energy Work Method?
Sigil Method?
Lucid Dreaming/Astral Projection Method?
Specific Meditation that created an intense hallucination or energetic experience?
Effective Self Hypnosis Method/Hypnosis Audio Files?
Etc.?

Someone like you has probably already found some other interesting things that worked.

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Well hello, everyone. Today's my big day!

So, I fibbed a little when I said I was "The Time Traveler". You see, while I am *a* time traveler, I am not really the first, and more relevantly, *most* people are time travelers where I come from. You too! Most likely.

My point is, I was never allowed to be fully honest with my story until just now. This exact moment.

You see, I could tell you bits and pieces but I couldn't put it all together for you. I just wasn't allowed. My friends and allies literally had a say in what I could write and do, who I could tell, and how much I can reveal. The cat has been out of the bag for awhile now, however.

You see for the last 5 years I've written pages and pages about myself and the world I've come from. The secrets I know and the gods I've spoken with. I have a looong paper trail which I would like to make public. We will get to that, but for now, ponder this:

I am the Leader of the New Earth Government in an alternate reality.

You read that right. I am actually the world's time traveling president. That is why I have been so loud and protected. I simply get special treatment that you are not aware of. Plenty of very gifted spiritualists have sent some bad juju my way and they may not all have lived to regret it. Attacking me is futile, no matter what masters have taught you. None of you can ever harm me and you never will get the chance. I am *literally* beyond your reach. This is not a bluff or jest in the slightest.

You see, I am about to take control of your planet and carry out executions across the world. Every single one of you is too weak to stop me and I will prove this to you time and time again.
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>>41046039
¿When will you become a public figure?
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OP already has been confirmed as larp.
Everyone go home, nothing to see.
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>>41034793
get your meds fast. meanwhile we fuck yo mama
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>>41046132
>There's nothing wrong with a good larp, but this isn't a good larp.
It had potential, it actually was ruined by some things he said that slipped, if he hadn't said those things it could have remained a good larp with potential.
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>>41034835
Schizo probably shiting in diapers detected..


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