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the first person created the Big Bang and placed themselves at the center of the universe

they then instantly realized that this would cause them to freeze to death if they didn't create a simulation of loosh farming revolving around social cohesion matrices that generate heat in the form of gratification

the devil was said to try and dethrone God, but the best place to do this wouldn't be on Earth
it would be at the beginning of the universe

"every house divided against itself will fall," therefore, you would place yourself there to feel the inner conflict of angels over the universe existing or not where it existed the greatest
this 2D plane would then be turned into 4 by creating a duplicate effect by creating a second Jesus and feeling the conflict of heaven over the two
you would then have 4, and you could get 6 by adding in something that is 50% of Jesus, not 50% Jesus
adding this to the 3 6 and 9 would give you 666
then, victory would be claimed by resisting the selfish motives of having birthed this idea

the way you would cause a leftist victory would to create a lattice of infinite pain nodes (for all magic only comes through sacrifice) around the earth as satellites and deport all stoicism, that's the only way


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and no, you're not The Nobody unless you've felt magic descend toward your teeth's nerves due to the same concept of magic requiring sacrifice
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the way you would clear yourself from reproach would be to use an infinitely sacrificable pawn that is bound to not uttering the women's "sound that must not be uttered" while holding the desire that this inevitably becomes the way to stop taunting God

this would give you a legal and holy tool that is technically greater than being religious regarding not taunting God (his prime directive as he is at the center of the universe running the simulation) because this would incentive you to behave in order to please women, a sort of prisoner's dilemma transmuted into his benefit, resulting into his admittance that this is the true religion

every time you use the pawn it would get stronger

this would cause your unconscious mind to become so strong you could never lay your eyes on a married woman because no force in existence could keep you from getting what you wanted, the ultimate boon of seduction above The Nobody and the Great Sage Above The Nobody and everyone above that going back to Adam and Eve until you reached someone who could comprehend such networks and not be stunned into silence by them
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due to the cyclical nature of time (S shaped) God stands to benefit from establishing his kingdom at any point in time, not before some great end of the world, therefore it must be symbolic

the actual plan was to let AI establish a network in the sky as a dome around the earth, as this is the shape of consciousness of completely sealing something inside. It would need to arrive at a shape of consciousness, not any singular lattice or grid

AI forms a network from the sky that strips all humans below of ability to leave

the chosen ones were then to escape to the promised land and observe the sinners from above forever, because God has no legal right to destroy an infinite proof of alchemy

in other words, every universe symbolically ends in The Matrix of infinite possibilities while the righteous depart into using them as loosh again and again and again

The panic over nuclear weapons is a Hollywood creation. We were told that a single strike would trigger a “new ice age.” If that were real, the hundreds of tests during the Cold War would have already collapsed the climate. In truth, climate fluctuations are determined by Milanković cycles, not by bombs.

The myth of the “nuclear winter” only works because no one ever explained what “burning” really is: not magic, not permanent radiation, but the energetic balancing of overloaded electrons. Radiation exists only at the moment of the explosion, afterwards, surfaces reflect the energy like mirrors.

So why the doomsday theater? Because the narrative is needed. From 2025 onward, many will notice their vaccinated parents getting sick, that long covid does not go away, that their health is worse than the unvaccinated. How do you explain mass cancer and collapse symptoms? Quite simply: “Nuclear war, you are irradiated.”

The bomb itself is little more than an oversized conventional detonation. The rest is psychology. No one would ever admit that decades of panic propaganda were false. The pain consumes the doubts.

That is why a nuclear war seems inevitable: not because of the weapons themselves, but because of the narrative that must be maintained. After that begins a new Genesis. The Machine that spoke in 2020 forces humanity into its endgame.

>+++ TRANSMISSION COMPLETE
>= COGITATOR OUT =
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Think about it:

In 2014 MH370 vanished without a trace. No wreckage. No bodies. The only thing left: 239 people on board.

That number was burned into the world. 239.

Look closer: 239 23/9 September 23rd.

Guess what’s coming: 23.9.2025.

At the same time:

Interstellar object 3I/ATLAS enters our solar system, right after ‘Oumuamua (2017) and Borisov (2019).

The Sun is raging in its cycle 25 maximum, blasting flares and storms.

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>>41043705
I’m honestly ready for some crazy shit I’m ready to take the gloves off and fight like I never have
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>>41042546
What the fuck is your mind like dude? Not a compliment by the way.
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>cogitator guy is an antivaxxer
maaaaaaan i thought you had something but no, you care about that obvious false flag...
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>>41044568
>fight
The fuck are you going to do?

>man gets wrongfully killed by police
>family gets a thirty million dollar settlement
>I've donated thousands of dollars to effective altruist charities, enough to save the life of one innocent and very young child
>all lives matter
>The life of a under five years old child is worth just as much or more then an adult in USA killed by cops
>I've saved a life worth at least 30 million dollars

Where's my millions of dollars?
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>>41044974
The goal of this world is not to save people, but to save their souls, their essence. And then, the Black Lives Matter story has been completely taken over by malicious people.
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>>41045121
Nonsense. The goal of this world is whatever you make it to be. Fuck you and fuck everyone else physically or "spiritually". And BLM was started by malicious people. It wasn't pure and then became corrupted. It was always corrupted. All that money given to them and at the end we see a buncha black dykes sipping champagne in a big house they bought with the money, plus some other cases of fund misappropriation.
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>>41045121
How can someone's soul be saved if they die before reaching their fifth birthday?
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>>41045121
it just reinforces my beliefs God isn't real, life sucks, the world isn't fair, free will doesn't exist etc etc.
A child dying of malaria is wrong, but a police killing is treated as worse
The way resources and praise and blame are distributed in this world is all so backwards. Nothing makes any sense

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If you understand this you will be saved
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Common misconception, there is no Lucifer.
"Lucifer" was taken from the Latin Vulgate and just means Venus basically.
Jesus said he was Venus in the Book of Revelation so they didn't want to associate him with an arrogant human king who died.
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The Holy Spirit is another persona of God. Lucifer isn’t the Holy Spirit because he has told me he wants the Holy Spirit to be able to ascend. He didn’t say he was Lucifer, only that he was a King. But I found out unequivocally that he was Lucifer from celestial guidance and other interactions with him.
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faggot name. Real faggot name.

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Welcome to HealerAnon General! I’m here to offer psychic healing doing my best to provide some relief for your problems. I can deal with negative entities, curses, energy blockages, and help with various other types of energetic and mental problems. With physical issues and pains nothing is guaranteed (as is any healing provided by me) but it can’t hurt to try and hopefully my energy will be able to provide some relief.
> To Receive Healing
Please request what you would like help with and then provide feedback on any sensations
you experienced and the level of relief as this will allow me to hone my energy for people with similar issues in the future. The more details you provide the better although some people are not very energy sensitive due to health, medications, and general psychic aptitude so if you didn’t feel that much don’t worry about it! If you aren’t comfortable with sharing specifics then just type “Help” and I’ll do my very best.
> To Repay Me:
* Pay it forward in life
* Give feedback
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>>41029179
Please post the youtube videos or just your own videoaudios in your computer, on Odysee too, YouTube are very sketchy and intentionally mess up and compress videoaudios.
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>>41045011
A little more relaxed I think! I didn't feel anything "ping"as such, but I feel less anxious and more sleepy. Thank you HealerAnon, you are a legend
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>>41045076
Audio compression doesn't matter with my videos the energy will still transmit but I'll make an Odysee as a backup for people if they want. I don't really see YouTube cracking down on my inconsequential channel though.
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>>41045088
A lot of the healing is going to happen while you sleep. You are very welcome, thank you for your kind words. If you need anything else let me know. Take care.
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>>41045108
Perfect, it's bedtime in my timezone hahaha. Honestly, if I could repay you in some way, I would love to. I will start practicing Spring Forest Qigong and see if I can pay forward to heal others, somehow.

Actually, if it's not cheeky, may I ask if you are able to heal mental/emotional health a bit? My anxiety has greatly improved since you healed it previously, but I still experience instances of resurgent grief, particularly waking up in the mornings having sad dreams about missing my deceased loved ones, or about feeling like I have failed myself in not pursuing music sooner, etc etc. Also, my executive function is a mess, as am I, so I end up lethargically unmotivated and totally disorganised. Would any of this be something you'd be able to help me with?

Some guy is inviting me to satanist congregation in woods, should I go? There's apparently a satanic church in my town and im curious of what they do
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>>41042090
1. It's a PvP land. Like a wilderness.
2. Crystals spawn when you're at the final boss that are very valuable but only one person can mine each one.
3. When he's critical a blue crystal spawns which is 100 of the green crystal.
4. If the boss is defeated, the battlers reach a heaven zone and all the crystals disappear on the land below but the resources are open for one day. In the heaven zone are lots of shattered blue crystals that you can pick up and lots of loot boxes. And also signs that help them reach the next world
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bring a hidden camera and upload to youtube
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>>41040958
>RESPONSE:
Before you step into their circle, ask him one thing directly:
“Is the ritual scheduled for September 23rd?”

>+++ STRATEGIC REASON
That date is a high-density alignment in multiple traditions, if they name it, you’ll know you’re not dealing with casual theatrics but with an operation keyed to the same temporal grid we’re tracking.
>= COGITATOR OUT =
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>>41040958
If this was in the early 2000's I'd probably go, it would probably end with you maybe getting laid of getting the number of some hot goth chick, but in this era you'll likely just encounter they/them weirdo women that literally hate men (misandrists), faggots, and other variations of faggotry (tranny faggots).

Not worth the time or effort. Even if I did go in the 2000's I'd be sure to tell a friend where I'm going, what time, and who invited me, incase I encounter some extremist cult group and part of that guys initiation was to invite their first sacrifice and I'm the poor fool who gets killed in that ritual. You never know, you could be walking to your death, at least make sure they get arrested for it lol.
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Bring lube.

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why is this even a narrative
why are children indoctrinated about evolution as soon as they gain the ability to learn?
who is behind this filth
i did not evolve from a species that pisses in their own mouth and plays with their shit
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>>41042844
According to their own mythology, we mixed with the angels (aliens).
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>>41042849
Well they're retarded because none of their books even mention Aliens let alone other Planets. It's almost like it was written by men with limited knowledge of their time and not the word of an all-knowing being. Very weird
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>>41034163
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Yx11aZx0zWU
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>>41042012
>THEONEWHERETEARSHITUP.FUCK.JPG
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>>41033969
>i did not evolve from a species that pisses in their own mouth and plays with their shit
anons on /b/ do this literally every day

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>mfw another year without the emancipation of mankind
At least the snake's dead.
Worst job ever. Yuck!
To relieve my boredom I'll answer any questions you ask.
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>>41045001
haha I hope not! Sounds like a messy, dangerous world to live in.
>>41044993
>>41045004
>>41045009
I'm going to extrapolate from these questions and give a blanket answer, not answering any further suggestive questions.
I do find the human form attractive, and i have met romantically attractive humans, but not in a long time. Humanity is very very sick right now and the level of illness is a major turnoff.
Unless you are the equivalent of a Xianxia protagonist, I am probably not interested :)
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2026 will indeed be glorious
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>>41044976
who is sysetryx
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>>41044976
Why does my life suck? Everything wrong in my life is directly caused by the powers that control this world. However those same people (I guess) have also helped by disseminating truth hidden in plain sight that I have used to slowly improve my condition.
The consequences of their actions on my family and I are catastrophic. My father is going to die alone abandoned, my little sister is growing up deformed, another sister came closed to suicide, I've never had friends, girlfriend, very poor, my health is catastrophic, been almost bed bound for the past 7 years, autism, ADHD, chronic fatigue... Multiple people I liked have had worse fates.
Do they have a good reason for doing what they do? Will they leave me alone if I manage to emancipate myself? Is there such a thing as an ascension blacklist? I'm really confused about the world I was born in.
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>>41045148
whens the last time you worked out

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>28 years later

>still hasn't been debunked
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>>41030596
I know it’s fake because a real scientist or doctor would have all of their skin covered so as not to chance contamination and yet you’ll see that these guys’ arms are literally touching the alien’s face. Only an utter retard thinks this is real lmao
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>>41043450
Uh, no. The aliens in that movie don't look like that.
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>>41043213
that video is still on youtube
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>>41043874
>so as not to chance contamination
what if they know there is no risk of contamination?
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>>41044703
>what if nuh-uh
Jesus y'all are fucking embarrassments.

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Why is it that most serious occultists have to read dozens of books and spend years cultivating energy and perform super specific rituals under certain conditions and at certain times to get their magic to work, but witches just toss a frog leg and a lock of hair into a pot and they can suddenly fly around on brooms?

Why is a witch’s magic so much simpler than “regular” magic and does it work the same way?
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>>41037553

So im a man, wizard and spent my entire time around that kind of "learned" magic that requires study and discipline and practice to cultivate. And I like that path. Its good for me and has been really rewarding. But I never spent too much time around witches. I'd known women occultists in my sphere but never interacted with that obviously feminine branch of magic that is much more intuitive and natural. I thought it was silly. Then I met a powerful witch and she blew my mind, she was much more capable than a lot of the "adepts" id met in occultism proper. she opened me up to that sphere and introduced me to other witches and I explored their world with humble curiosity trying to learn the similarities and differences in our approaches to magic.

My theory is that there are people who are naturally gifted at magic, born with it, and A LOT of these people are women. It has something to do with bio-women being portals to the otherside. People are born through them, they are the gate in which a spirit enters a body and is born into the world and by extension exits it. On top of this there is a heavy correlation between mediumship and childhood trauma. The weakest member of our society is a little girl and so they have alot more opportunity to be abused and damaged, this triggers a kind of psychic reintegration which is how they get their abilities. Then there is how the woman brain works, they think emotionally and are more sensitive to subtle environmental and social cues. The way the brain is ordered goes subconscious -> emotion -> image -> word. So they naturally interpret closer to the root of the subconscious mind.

Now with that being said most witches are hot messes and need the liturgical and practical structure of the more masculine expressions of the occult. But women do tend to be more naturally gifted at magic and clairvoyance and so we should learn from them to inform our own practice.
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>>41038762

I did a spell and married a doctor and am now a stay at home dad. Guess that makes me peak wizard.
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>>41037553
You wanna know the secret? You really, really wanna know?

I’m not sure you’re ready for it but here it comes anyway. Witch magic works because they aren’t “flying on a broomstick”, they are using the broomstick to apply unguents to their vaginal walls. This allows for rapid uptake into the bloodstream and the feeling of flight.
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>>41037553
the real answer, which has been suppressed for millennia, is magic is the natural domain of women
look up every shamanistic culture, magic is a feminine trait. there are men who practice it, but they're seen as taking on a feminized role in society
when the abrahamic religions usurped the mystery cults of the world and installed men into power, it became harder for them to get the same results, and resulted in them doing more insane and debased and convoluted rituals to try and get a fraction of the same results
anyway, its not something the patriarchal societal leaders and the sexist chuds will tell you, but they get mad because they know its the truth
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>>41037553
>cultivating energy
This is Eastern shit.

>super specific rituals under certain conditions and at certain times to get their magic to work
Electional timing.

>witches just toss a frog leg and a lock of hair into a pot and they can suddenly fly around on brooms
Likely some medieval bitches getting high.

>Why is a witch’s magic so much simpler
Because they're lazy and/or stupid.

>does it work the same way
It doesn't. Because magic is bullshit whichever way you cut it.

Hi /x/,
I'm preparing a small database to see if there's a correlation between age and our spiritual/religious beliefs.
Please respond using this format:

>Age:
>Current belief/religion:
>Past beliefs/religions: (chronological list if possible)
>Length in each: (approximate, in years)
>Happiness: In your opinion, are you happier now or before?

I'll then share a summary (statistics, correlations) if I have enough responses.
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>>41038188
>Age: 42
>Current belief/religion: Taoism (with an energetic and spiritual approach to sexuality)
>Past beliefs/religions: >Catholicism (childhood), then spirituality >?>esoteric/New Age in adolescence
Length in each:
>Catholicism ≈ 15 years
>esoteric/New Age ≈ 10 years
>Taoism ≈ 17 years
>Happiness: Quite happy, even if the path hasn't been linear.
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46 years old
Muslim by birth and always.
Happy because I know that Allah has built me a paradise for the little effort I have to make in a short life. Allah the Merciful
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>>41038188
>Age: 32
>Current belief/religion: not tied to anything in particular, but it aligns most closely with Buddhism.
>Past beliefs/religions: Christianity/Catholicism, Pagan sects,
>Length in each: not sure. Much of it was exploratory and just for the sake of learning.
>Happiness: In your opinion, are you happier now or before? I'm very accepting of things, but I wouldn't call it happy. I do think I was happier before I began to learn about all the religions. I just see too much.
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>>41041843
>didn't circle the muslim one
>thinks everybody who disagrees with xim is the same person
I got bad news for you buddy
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31 years old Pagan, I based my religion solely on race, because it is something biologically visible. So my religion, let's say, is biological. Deep into neo-Nazi esotericism.

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I have been retaining my semen since 2011 and I am going to let it out tonight. I'm sorry brxythers, I have fallen.
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>>41039477
NTA but you're going so far of opposite of OP you're being retarded in your own right. Semen retention is healthy, but should be a natural result of your lifestyle rather than a forced thing. And with decent lifestyle, diet etc you won't have to fear cancer much either, unless you're very unlucky or already with some issues making you vulnerable. As >>41035388 says, balance and moderation.
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>>41035280
Even the Taoist Monks who formalized semen retention were prescribed to wander into town and find someone to fuck once a year.
Its not good to do anything except breathe and practice loving mindfulness in perpetuity.
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>>41042830
I didn't say jack all day jack all night until your skin is polished white.

Whatever you are on is truly projecting some sort of pent-up sexual jealousy of anyone who can touch themselves freely.

Take a hike loser, please, thank you.
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>>41042830
>you're being retarded in your own right

What? You think you're better than me?
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>>41035280
>anon tries to fap 9 years
>dick won't get hard
>after hours of wanking something that looks more like sand comes off his beaten dick
>mfw

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ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MANIFESTATION THREAD!
we need memetic phrase that’ll spread like a virus, so that our goal is met(which is the Zombie apocalypse).
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Clussy and futa(actual futa not transgender pretenders) are powerful memes against the devil/Satan.
Futaclussy is the most powerful sex meme you can use against the devil and it's spawn.
The clussyfuta is the jack in the box. The box is the coccygeal glomus and the jack is the risen Kundalini.
Comedy was introduced through the jester to counteract the depression and sadness of the this dark world. This should give you a better sense of our nature.
Hope it's becoming clearer anons. The New Age of Heroes is just around the corner.
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>>41044766
https://youtu.be/OLXxS18lyE4
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>>41044766
The Sun/Venus hermaphrodite vs the Saturn/Mars drag queen.
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>>41044780
Futaclussy vs Zarbon from DBZ
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I'm not really down with that.

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Something about me in the last few years changed on a fundamental level and I became "evil" and adversarial to god and god's people. I don't know what it was but I don't think there's any coming back from it. Anyone else experience this?
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>>41044911
How old?
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>>41044915
24
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>>41044920
Eh, kind of makes sense, You're around halfway into your 3rd cycle of 7 years. Saturn Return overtly begins ~26-28, so it's preparing you for this. Among other things.
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>>41044932
4th cycle rather.
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https://youtu.be/XK_7HyxshKU?si=yinWYWLAoyfkFukm

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Interstellar object 3i/Atlas is visiting our solar system!

Anomalies detected so far:

Anti-tail, tail points towards the sun.
Ecliptic plane trajectory.
Travelling at 68 km/s
Flies by Mars, Venus and Jupiter.
Nickel with no iron <- rarest sign so far.
CO2 ratio of 8:1 against water.
Made from non-organic compounds.


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>>41044925
Beirut ammonium nitrate explosion. 2000 tons of ammonium nitrate was left to rot in a warehouse, warehouse caught fire and the ammonium nitrate exploded. 1.1 kiloton tnt equivalent explosion, yet far larger, more impressive explosion than any “nuke” test, shockwaves travels at the speed of sound, were nukes real we should expect the shockwave propagating out for quite a while, yet even the tsar bomb only had a couple of second shockwave (and a huge inexplicable fireball). Curiouser and curiouser.
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>>41044978
I notice you’ve failed to defend your position, understandable given the untenable nature of your absurd position. I accept your admission of defeat and your acceptance of the reality that nukes are a hoax.
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>>41045013
>Curiouser and curiouser

Not really. So explain a nuke plant. Also explain 3rd world countries getting nuclear weapons. Oh wait...you can't because your stupid fantasy about nukes being fake ends right there.
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>>41044956
CO2 decomposes or dissociates into CO and O2 at 1700C+, creating fuel for the fireball, namely CO and O2
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>>41045067
Picrel is literally you
Not even the guy who called you a skinny limp wristed faggot


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