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>>37768846
what is left to do but scream?

>>37768846
I don't know, but I do know that feel.

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>>37768846
>hehe, testicles go brrrrrrrr

>>37768846
It was a miserable decade and I made it through. Sorry I was self sufficient in keeping my dopamine regulated while I found my way back. Now I’m married and have a kid on the way. So guess what the dick did its job god.

Ask him where the pussy was

Feels good man

Stress relief. Keeps prostate healthy

>>37769010
OP has the healthiest prostate

put that motherfucker on trial and ask him why he makes hentai so based and spanking it so good

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>>37768846
>But Sir, you always said the Kingdom of God is within me. I always had my dragon balls.

this artist looks like oda non

It was there.

Post the sauce, coomer.

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>>37768846
Id luv 2 fook a gyaru yariman like her. Anyone else wanna lick the sweat off her too?

Low quality thread but whatever. I want my Mulan Sichuan Sauce OP.

>>37768846
If You didn't want me to fuck my ass You should've have put my gspot there, chief.

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>>37768846
You say "I repented". And in case you didnt in the past, repent at that moment, claim mercy, ask for the grace of repentance.

>>37769515
Then anytime poop goes through the intestines the gspot would be touched and men would be orgasming randomly in the streets.
Its the excretory system, which does a foul stinky mess everyday, its self evident that its not to be meddled with. And its doubly evident by gays being a tiny minority yet are 85% of syphilis cases, majority of hiv, 99% of monkey pox, the list goes on and on. If God wanted people to be sodomites He wouldnt give a bilion diseases for doing so.

No.37768846
you didn't resist tempation and doomed your self.
how do you remove sin?
pray. always pray source of your pain is life without prayer.
its better to pray to stop sin in you that die with sin in you.

those prayers come true.
what ever a holy prayer is asked so a holy prayer be answered and granted.
amen.

>>37768846
>god asks me why i masturbated literal decades away
because in your graciousness I was designed with arms long anough to grip my dong. I understand and appreciate you did it to save me from the frustrations and horrors of the base animal kingdom.

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>>37768846
Well, you see dear, god

>>37769002
touche'!

>>37768846
>If you had something in mind for me to do, you should have come talk to me about it.

>>37768846
>how to respond?
"Who are you and why are you posing as God"
God wouldn't ask. It'd know.

>>37770392
>God wouldn't ask. It'd know.
God asks all the time. Not to find out but to test your honesty.

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>>37768846
Just smile and say bustin makes you feel good.

https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?si=TNK4Ym52tz-RA-F3

>>37768846
That's not god, that's just your sexual shame.

>>37770405
If god is all knowing he wouldn't have to test you as he's all knowing, and would know your character already, which means you're by default going to hell because he loves you.
Next..

>>37770438
>he wouldn't have to test you as he's all knowing
The test is not for him, it is for you. You, in that moment of being asked, have a choice. That God knows what you will choose does not affect the test.

>>37768846
ask him why is he such a gayfaggot , otherwise he wouldn't been spying on you touching your meat

>>37770440
again god is all knowing so he will know before hand how will you respond therefore making all this bullshit a waste of time.

>>37770466
>he will know before hand how will you respond
>That God knows what you will choose does not affect the test.

>>37770466
I knew someone would say this.

>>37768846
I ask God why he impregnated Mary at 12-14 years old.

>>37772756
He'll just tell you there's nothing wrong with that and you're retarded.

Tell him a Jew told you it was normal and healthy

>>37772756
It was a different time

>>37768846
What was I supposed to do with those decades? In this world? With these people? What the fuck did you think was going to happen?

>>37769849
if God wanted you to say shit he wouldn't have made you a retard who can't type and makes mistakes constantly

>>37772756
>God fell for the Khazar milkies meme
>abby-shapiros-gooch.jpg

>>37768846
>How do I respond
I agree I should have had the Asian massage therapists do it for me…

>>37770471
>>That God knows what you will choose does not affect the test.
it literally does you monkey brain fag, knowing how the test will go literally makes the test useless, are you really that much of a tard to not even get this simple concept ?

>>37772756
Cos it felt good

>>37768846
If you don't masturbate in this life duration then you turn beyond god.

>>37774273
>knowing how the test will go literally makes the test useless
The test is not for God. The test is not to give info to God.
The test is for you. The test is your choice.
God already knows your choice.
You dont.
You may think you know what you will say to God. You may think you know how you will choose.
You dont.
I can easily understand this. You seemingly have no capability.

I ask him if he was gooning alongside me instead of solving world hunger and stopping murderers.
kek

>>37773316
Is awesome can confirm

Only once in a while, though. Gets too expensive if you make a habit of it. Gotta go to the Korean ones, the women are generally younger and hotter. Always wear a rubber if you fuck them, or even if they suck your dick.

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>>37772756
That wasn't god it was me with a time machine.

>>37774808
that captcha has got to be the most uncanny one i've seen yet

>>37768846
>decades? more like dick aids, amirite?