Singularity Chan aka the most enlightened retard here AMA
>>37770876>Singularity Chan aka the most enlightened retard here AMAstop trying to make this a thing. its sad.
>>37770876What is your wisdom?
>>37771282attention whoring
>>37771282What would you like to know >>37771266>>37771299Youre blind to the irony of this statement
>>37771325you make this thread often and are now trying to call yourself "singularity chan". nobody has or ever will call you that. please gain some self awareness.
>>37770876If you're enlightened, why are you posting on 4chinz
>>37771366A part of enlightenment is knowing that when you teach you learn
>>37771391>cant answer a basic questionThis is your 'enlightened' one bros.
>>37770876Will I win a lottery jackpot before I die?
>>37770876>most enlightened retard here AMAWhat's my hand?
Alright. Give me a quick run-down of the steps you took to achieve enlightenment.If you are truly enlightened, then you would give direct, easily comprehensible steps that can be replicated by any retard that browses this place.
Do piss and shit or shit and piss?which way. Sama-retardkun
>>37771451Anyone who tells you they can read your future is a liar as only one’s history is linear the future is open for exploration Aka there are infinite variations of futures you can have One can only guide or manipulate you to a future but they can not predict it fully It’s on you to manifest destiny >>37772252Let the water flow like aether through the cosmos before fertilizing the earth with your seed
>>37770876>Enlightened Mystic
>>37770876Pathetic larper thinking attention of others means he's worth anything, but deflecting it thinking he's doing it for the lolz.You'll never amount to much with this attitude. By now anons should have made you aware you're neither respected nor taken seriously and you have far less valuable wisdom to offer than you think you do.
>>37772234Why I'm glad you asked anonThe first step was to isolate myself in a safe place for many moons (in this case I chose the abode of my mother)I then inundated myself with the sacred ointmentsIts crucial to throughly inundate yourself inside and out with these creams and lotionsHaving a love one to assist you with the inner inundation is crucial (in this case my mother helped me)
>>37772675Not me I do t feel the need to appeal to some plebs ego Unlike this weird attention whore
>>37772675>many moons>sacred ointments>inner inundation is crucial (in this case my mother helped meHardly enlightened if you cannot provide precise time and description of items like a normal human being. Good bit at the end suggesting being molested by your mom using lotions, though.
>>37772686Wow that's extreamly rude anonYou should know your place and not talk badly to an enlightened elder such as myself!I'll have you know pleb that no molestation happened and it was a completely consensual ritualApply ointments to your sacred body parts with your closest and most beloved family members is an extreamly important part of enlightenment
>>37772728You don’t even know how to tripfag your an attention seeking newfag in all directions
>>37772728Hah, doubling down on it but you cannot really fake a trip with namefield, anon.Don't take me wrong, OP seems like self-indulgent, delusional retard, but you can fairly simply call him out on this bullshit instead of doing an asshole thing and trying to mimic him.
>>37770876Kek
>>37772763you're*
>>37770876Do you feel lonely?
>>37773114It’s weird you mentioned that i was actually feeling really lonely for a couple of Months but then I let myself have emotions for my ex again thinking it might help me resolve some lingering issues with her in my psyche and while that blew up in my face and I just started crushing really hard and getting really depressed over it with the help of some venting to an anon on here I got over it and now I don’t feel lonely anymore so in a way I guess it worked? Or at least solved the lonely issue
Thoughts on Alawite cosmology?
>>37773507Idk enough about it to comment but the anon who makes those threads rubs me the wrong way and they just come off as bunch of smoke with very little fire
nooooo I am the most enlightened retard!!!reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>37773390>I let myself have emotions for my ex again thinking it might help me resolve some lingering issues with her in my psyche and while that blew up in my faceyou were fapping thinking of her and you shoot coom into your eyeball, rendering you blind from one eye?
>>37773519Kek you wish I’ve gone through gnosis and I was in special ed as a kid GET ON MY LEVEL
>>37773564>Gnosishow cute
>>37773652Man this thread has been awfully boring compared to how these things usually go
>>37771366This place is a place of free speech, at least as free as we can get. It also allows for judgement to be passed onto the content instead of the persons appearance
>>37774062You're awfully boring
>>37774082
Dan’s jingling my 7 keys didn’t work
I need help finding fragments of a dead god's soul, any suggestions for where to look? If you have any lying around I'd appreciate one. Why hasn't anyone immanetized the eschaton yet?
>>37776660Just go to Walmart and buy some yah dumb 666 head
What is the truth about Buddhism, and Mahayana Buddhism?
