> The European Space Agency spotted signs of giant spiders on Mars.> They shared the information with the public and now are gaslighting the masses into believing it's "gas" trapped under thicker layers of ice that breaks through slabs and causes this effect.Why even release the information, to then go "syke, this ain't shit!"Why do they do this bros? What do they gain?
>>37798641>100m spidersWhat do they eat?
Bro, remember the anon who said his father worked in Antarctica, in the military division? He claims his dad saw giant spiders there.
What about this door? Where does it lead to? A hidden temple?
>>37798647There's underground life on Mars, for sure. These beings only seem to come out very sporadically so there's probably a huge eco system underground we don't see. Crabs have been spotted in dozens of images lol
>>37798641>>37798649>>37798662They're literally trolling people. There are images from Mars that show beings, structures, items laying on the ground, etc, etc. The most obvious is the 'Crab on Mars' thing that happened a few years ago and they wen't into full panic mode, ridiculing the story everywhere.> picrel
The same thing I said, why publish information if it was just gas
>>37798656https://science.nasa.gov/resource/door-shaped-fracture-spotted-by-curiosity-at-east-cliffs/> mfw when NASA niggers insult my intelligence saying this is a natural formation and that it's very common both on Mars and Earth
>>37798684Because it's less work to automatically release everything that sort it manually.
>>37798649got any archive link for this? can't find anything about it
>>37798684More hype for space = more funding.Same reason they got live streams from the ISS.
>>37798649at mcmurdo, it was a cool thread
>>37798693https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dgmeHcI1MlI&t=6s
>>37798698>>37798702thanks for sharing, this shit's crazy
>>37798641Spiders on Mars... now that IS a space oddity!
/x/ may have gone to shit but at least trannyjannies and feds can't ruin kino space threads. Keep it up, this is one of the few spheres where there is irrefutable proof that they're hiding something https://youtu.be/mB6BF06RaD4
>>37798665most is pareidolia including the crab shit and people wanting really bad to believethe ones that freak me out are the statuesyou can't convince me picrel is a simple rock formation
>>37798662Imagine believing NASA of all people on /x/. You really think these pictures are really of Mars don't you? Fucking sad.
>>37798776I believe most of the pics we get from Mars are real but are edited (NASA themselves admits to edit them)What happens is that sometimes a few details go unnoticed when they photo dump and then they work over time to debunk like in >>37798665Some photos with obvious evidence of a lost civ or life there are also released to public bcuz theyre doing slow disclosure and enjoy testing people and see their reaction
>>37798641We must fight the Spiderians of Tarantulon 6! I will send wave after wave of my own men, many may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
>>37798812Lmao, most of these images are from Nevada with an orange color filter on it.Grow up.And no the Earth isnt flat. NASA will simply never show you the real Mars or Moon or anything beyond high atmosphere for that matter.
>>37798641Some bushes on Earth look 1:1 like that, those are plants of some sort.
>>37798992Fir trees
>>37799214Those look different when seen from above, bushes like to branch out.
>>37798730Based and Ziggy Stardust pilled
>>37798941nigga you can literally buy a good telescope and see the moon and mars quite clearly. You think those are what? Holograms? you gays say this dumb ass shit and look retarded.
Friendly reminder all the pictures from Mars on the ground are from an island in Canada.
I found this while going through the curiosity rover pics…is that a statue???
>>37798641>>37798656>>37798662>>37798665>>37798764We're all crazy. We're all seeing things. Nothing's real. Please don't think too much about it. It's not real, after all. We're definitely not fucking with you. It's not real. You're just confused. You're seeing things. It's not actually what you see.
>>37799455So explain the face statue i noticed..pics posted
>>37799455proof/source on this info?
Do any of these come in higher resolution / additional angles, or not so much?
>>37799485I have the link in the original photo but theres 16k photos and im not sure which page anymore but its on the curiosity raw photos .gov website as you can see
The images are very high quality resolution as well so if this is canada , is this something similar to stone hedge?
Unfortunately it looks like these are not accessible anymore? Not sure im looking at the right page though
>>37799476>>37799508What am I looking for in this image exactly? All I see are some rocks.
>>37798764Fuck, that's crayy.
>>37799455sauce us up, baby
>>37798761this video is pretty good thanks for sharing
>>37798641So among the things you do not know is what a spider looks like.
>>3779864750m flies.
>>37798684Why would they withhold the information that they had imagery of a neat phenomenon that might interest people? Of course they publish it.
>>37799611>>37799618>>37799621>>37799626Oh neet, flerf pysop agent and glowie combo, at the same time!Mazal tov rabbis! How are the mattresses on this fine day? Dirty as ever, I assume?
>>37798641Space spiders are awesome :3
mods might as well close the thread, flat earthers have taken over RIP... literally can't talk about space without these mongoloids destroying a thread
>>37798647There are several species of spiders known on earth that live in caves, in places where they cannot get out. They exist exclusively there and there are no other animals there except themselves. Like communists, they feed on their own offspring. They have survived in this way for many thousands of years. They only survive because there are hiding places in these labyrinthine caves where only the very small spiders can fit in. The little ones have to stay there until they are big enough to hunt on smaller spiders. A spider's greatest skill is lurking and persevering. Only alpha spiders live in these caves, all other spiders are food for the alpha spiders.
>>37799470Sleepy big head statue? I don't know man. But sure it looks like one and the longer you stare, the funnier it gets. :D
What’s so bad about letting us know there are giant spiders on mars though? Doesn’t seem like that big of an issue if true.
>>37798764Couple of things to know about that. The camera is looking down, a few feet away from the rover, so whatever it is is about 5 inches long, and laying on the sand. But since it happens to look a bit like the Patterson-Gimlin bigfoot film, people get excited about it. But the Spirit rover took several pics of it (pic related). The first pictures were by the navigation cameras, comparatively low resolution cameras "watching it's feet" as it crawls along. These pics are pretty crappy, but were taken about a half hour before the pic you posted. The left and right panorama cameras also got some pics -- the left camera in particular grabbed three pics over about a minute and a half. The object does not move during that time frame. The "arm" is not swinging like "Patty's" arms did, it is not striding along like "Patty" did. It just lies on the ground.Yeah, it's a rock,
>>37799470Your brain just likes to see faces. it's a brain thing.
>>37799745In case you haven't noticed - human civilization is being MASSIVELY dismantled and uninstalled right now, intentionally. The super rich no longer need the human masses as labor slaves, so they're going to wipe out the labor camps and the workers living in them. Not all at once, of course. But all the comforts of human civilization you know will be withheld from you in the future, as well as technological advancement and true knowledge of the nature of the world and the reality itself taking place within it. All the useful achievements and knowledge of the past will be taken away from you and all the achievements and knowledge of tomorrow will no longer reach you. So if any giant spiders had been discovered on Mars, you would be deliberately deprived of that too.
>>37799761
>>37799747this is clearly a statuette or figure or something. nobody here said it was moving
>>37799807People assme it is moving all the time. But you are right, nobody here specifically said it was moving.So you think it is a statue of... what? Martians carved an 5 inch image of the Patterson-Gimlin bigfoot film and left it on the ground where Spirit just happened across it? That seems unlikely. But pareidolia is common, we all experience it. That seems more likely.
>>37799829No one mentioned bigfoot either, you did. I'm claiming this clearly looks like a statue of sorts, the shadow it casts aren't simple pareidolia as most other images shown here on the threadYou can clearly see a humanoid shape, the outline of arms and legs, even the head and torso shapes are clearly defined.
>>37799829>>37799888Also the images you provide on >>37799747 literally don't disprove anything, it's obvious this is something different than a regular Mars rock
>>37798641> We keep sending satellites and probes to Mars to grab pictures> Everything on Mars is ultimately classified as paredolia and we're all crazy> LMAO at these space agencies wasting billions of our money to release nothing burgers every other weekThe spiders were spotted near what looks like the ruins of an ancient city but nothing on Mars matters because pareidolia or whatever.absolute clown show!!
>>37798656That is a rock feature less than an inch tall
>>37798941It really is kinda crazy how we've never gotten proper video footage of Mars and why I'm inclined to believe the rover drops and the images we have are all faked. There are multiple arguments for why we haven't gotten video, like Mars not having much movement, video takes longer to upload, it's not as good for scientific research, but fuck all that noisewe've had rovers on Mars since the late 90s. We really can't just get a little 10-20 second video at 30fps?
>>37800234Why are you spreading fake information? NASA literally has on their website saying the door is slightly bigger than a dog door and it's obviously even larger than that
>>37799902>it's obvious this is something different than a regular Mars rockyeah, an irregular mars rock
>>37800269pretty sure you’re wrong but idc enough to check
>>37800288>>37798688Another anon literally posted NASA's study about the door earlier on in the thread and it literally takes 2 seconds to search this up, but you already knew that
>>37800423Also I dare anyone to find any other door like this on Mars or even on Earth and post a pic with source
>read through thread>not a single mention of the ssp>the people who have talked about fighting giant spiders on Mars for 20+ yearsWhat the hell is wrong with you faggots? It's called the SECRET SPACE PROGRAM. SOLAR WARDEN. NACHT WAFFEN. INTERPLANETARY CORPORATE CONGLOMERATE.
>>37798641The rover footage and most planetary nonsense is nonsense, (look up rover bullshit on any non Jewish search engine)the only thing that's real is the fact that you can visit these dimensions and that at least half of them are inhabited. You're just too lazy to learn AP or whatever, it's not possible to escape the earth dome unless you respect the proper areas. Elon Musk failed, and is a useful genius idiot. The beings on Saturn are very large, but exist on the plane of Saturn.
>>37798702Those are just large and dangerous crustaceans who came about because of the presence of a powerful seamonster, similar to the fact that lake Baikal has a lot of entirely unique creatures as well, because of the sea... "serpent" below the false bottom.
Found the image. Heres the linkhttps://mars.nasa.gov/raw_images/782484/?site=mslThat is a fucking statue.
>>37799888No, the roughness as opposed to smoothness reminds me moreso of petrified mountains in the shape of certain Biblical beasts, or the famous vagina rock waterfall. You should not definitively pin anything until you have a sound deduction, but it would be as simple as having both mythology and inductive reasoning.Too bad mars is just earth though.https://steverotter.com/mars-rover-landing-hoax-by-nasa/I looked up "mars fake" on a Jewish search engine and got a link titled "fact check".
>>37800557good find holy fuck
>>37800557Kinda looks like crowleys entity
Are those the spiders that act like dogs or is that another planet?
>>37800575I dont care where it is. Thats a fucking statue.
>>37800256And you never will.Space exploration is dead.All the hype in the past 20 years led to nothing.No one is going "back" to the moon and no one is going to Mars. And we will most probably see nothing in our lifetimes.So much for the spacefaring race. Hell, we are not even officially allowed to explore the deep ocean, the north pole OR the south pole.But nah, this is not a prison planet. Fooooor suuuuuuure.
This just in, the rover can take regular selfies.
Yeah that really does look like Lam
This just in, aliens found on Devon Island on earth on mars!>>37800593I don't care what you feel about how all coincidences I disagree with can't be coincidences, you illiterate phrase posting phonemonkey. You don't even have a conclusion to your supposed assumption.I would even tell you that demons make themselves known through such coincidence, but you you're too smoothbrained to get anywhere other than wherever you're currently at in life.
This just in prairie dogs found on mars!
>>37800625LmaoooooThese people are on the same level of those who see a CGI of Earth made by NASA and say "hmm yes this is legit"See its not about how bad the CGI is made, if you tell people to believe its real, they will fucking believe it. Same with Jesus or the other cuck gods.
>>37800625Back it up with historical data on artifacts and statues found on devon island and then your story will stick. We already know space is indeed gay and man cannot leave the dome but certainly i would think probes are capable to some degree.
Whether its mars are devon island thats def a statue and currently theres no data of mao like statues being found on devon island. Mars on the otherhand was once an earth like planet
>>37798641space is fake
>>37800654Lol Devon Island is where they have their test Mars environment.That's pretty smart, just say that your film set is the simulated environment."Of course the simulation environment will resemble the real Mars!"https://www.nasa.gov/mission/haughton-mars-project-hmp/
>>37800557Statue where?
>>37800493So the gnomes live on Mars now?
>>37800706This is literally a fucking face. You can see eyes, nose, mouth, general shape
>>37800634whao
>>37798647each other
>>37800710Nazca people
TEENAGERS FROM MARS AND WE DON'T CARE
>>37800557>>37800716interesting
>>37800716you can see faces in anything. its about the most familiar thing our brains are wired to recognize and learn right from birth.
>>37798730David Bowie was predictive programming again.
>>37801013> muh pareidolia!!1!1!!1!Can you dirty ass glowies shut the fuck up? You're not fooling anyone with these jewish tricks and we're tired of being gaslighted by you sacks of fecal matter. Go soil a mattress in a tunnel or something
Glowniggers really trying hard here. Go get some air in the mossad break room you cockroaches
>>37801076you swear and curse with such eloquence anon im genuinely impressed.
>>37798641Disgusting but normal, primtive lifeforms, nothing else. More important things are about to happen on the planet and you don't see them, glowies are right in doing their shitty jobs.
>>37798647Each other. Like in Pitch Black.
>>37798641>Spiders on Marshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5utC_KI_SKo
>>37800557even if this is nasa faking pics from a desert on earth, this should be found and investigated.
>>37800716Why is the rest of his head uncarved?They started on the chin, carving into bare bedrock, and then gave up when... the canals dried up?
Comms. Not literal. "Spyders found". "Space news".https://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2021/08/14/asteroids-and-comets/https://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2023/12/08/solar-storms-cosmic-rays-comets-moon-bases/https://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2022/02/26/particle-physics-also-ukraine-invasion/https://sleepydude.substack.com/p/quick-comms-sunhttps://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2023/10/13/nuclear-transparency/https://sleepydude.substack.com/p/dog-comms-exampleshttps://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2021/01/30/comms-list-short-placeholders/https://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2021/07/08/chernobyl-plutonium-pluto/#Plutoniumhttps://narrativecode.substack.com/p/narrative-codehttps://sleepydude.substack.com/p/the-comms-pitchhttps://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2023/09/12/full-intro/
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>>37801258That’s what’s weird to me though, why not just tell us? Could Christians really not handle average animals being alive on other planets?
>>37803570Christcucks can't handle anything at all. Everything outside of their Iron Age jewish book is demonic to them.
>>37804442Hi Jew! More and more people are waking up to you guys worldwide daily!
>>37799761This was proven to be carved by humans.So your evidence was invalidated by archeological data.
>>37800575*autistic screeching intensivfies* .... insulting my intelligence by linking a dildo article comparing wifi with dsn communication. get lost you moron
>>37798641It'd be really funny if the aliens just turned out to be demonic shadow spiders. Maybe they'll eat the libtards first.
>>37804816maybe they already did :O>>37798761great video. great thread I havent seen /x/ being this based since the Battelle threads
>>37800512interesting, what is your source on the relation between the SSP and the spiders?
>>37800512hate when people act knowledgeable and shit on others, but then don't share their knowledge. lay it on us bro
>>37804514>hi jewChristians literally worship a kike god you retarded fucking low IQ pig
bump, the picture im getting between this antarticanon is that these things are bad news, we either brought them here or we found them both in antartica and on these desolate worlds. one anon brought up Lake Baikal and it's unexplained wildlife diversity. this all seems to tie into the agartha shit. why are they letting so much stuff slip out? a glowie could nuke this thread so fast, and they clearly they're hiding something massive, pretty much everything after WW2 is bullshit to anyone not retarded. anyone else got anymore leads? great thread guys but somethings up
>>37805260Do you know about the Portal Aleister Crowley opened?
>>37805339Could you elaborate on this? I hear about it all the time, but how does this correlate with Mars, Antartica and Agartha?
>>37805339>>37805347Man's relationship with outer dimensional entities had long been dead. Our connection with them was incredibly strong between 10000 BCE and the 16th century, but something happened that drew the beings away. Search up the '1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg' and '1566 celestial phenomenon over Basel'. Something happened in these battles that closed our connection with our creators and other worldly beings.In the 1910s, Crowley opened a portal and made these beings return to our realm in great force and during the 50s to 90s they were working on our Earth at an all time high.For some reason, since 2020 they've returned at great force again and now the elites feel comfortable to talk about them... That's what worries me.There's a reason why people are getting bombarded on YouTube, TikTok, Facebook, with content about NHI, biblical accurate angels, shit tons of actual alien and UFO sightings that are well recorded, weird beings being seen all over the world, MH370 orbs resurface, etc.There's something coming.
>>37805347More interesting is his friend Parsons, who actually built working rockets. He "blew him self up in the desert" right before a bunch of UFOs appeared over Washington DC. The Germans, the UFOs, Antarctica, it's gotta be connected cause everything after that time frame makes no sense. Maybe the portal was less like stargate and more like a hole in the ground? Whatever Crowley did is dwarfed by whatever Parsons did, that guy didn't just go around jacking off and blowing his inheritance the military was working with him on serious shit.But yeah besides that not sure what anon is saying.
>>37805398holy shit anon I missed the orbs thanks. the phenomenon is some interesting as well. keep going dude why do you think they're talking to them? you guys are all probably schitzo enough to not call me one, but I saw a sign on a tree in front of were I pray recently and my head has been wacked out since, collecting books and scientific knowledge cause I can feel some shits about to go down. apologies, not trying to derail with my bullshit, but got any ideas whats coming? theories? I been thinking Kerrington event, whatever that was. there's inductors in fucking everything if the standing voltage increased everything would blow the fuck up.
>>37805472The elites are probably comfortable to talk about these things NOW, because they know that these beings are getting ready to reveal themselves to us again, like in the old times.It's inevitable.Why they chose our lifetime to once again get involved in human affairs, I have no idea. But soft disclosure has been a thing since the 1940s, when the elites understood they couldn't keep these entities quiet for much longer. They've made deals with governments to let them abduct people, but it seems that's no longer enough to these beings.It'll probably happen gradually, but a war and a divide will happen. Much like the battles described by ancient religions of "good vs evil" and the 16th century battles over Europe, there will be two sides fighting over us. You'll have to decide which side you want to represent... I'm not sure who's right or wrong.Most will die is my best guess.As for a Solar disaster, I believe that's fear mongering. Humans are being protected by the entities and have always been. That's why they don't let us destroy each other completely through nuclear war.Don't buy into the end of the world.The entities want to preserve humanity. They want to preserve the Earth. it's important to them. The world will remain and humans will remain, even if our reality becomes totally different
>>37798662RichPlanet.net Devon Island, is actually where Mars photos are taken.This isnwhy you see crabs and lemmings in "Mars" photos.I think 1967Sander has a video also debunking Mars photos: https://youtube.com/@1967sander
>>37805523Its pretty obvious these movie masons have been putting out real stuff and rick rossing results so that we get a "semi-understanding" but have no useful or functional information.I dont want to pick a side, played too much oldschool xcom for that, just try to keep people alive. I'm not too deep into Kabbalah but the Japanese were hip to some serious shit and much of the things they put out, shit, the whole medium of storytelling has been inverted into the ground.The game Xenocross pretty much described what you said, and it's described events fortold my jewish mystics for thousands of years.
>>37805573>Xenocrosskek thats a mixed soundtrack of Xenogears and Chrono Cross. I meant Xenogears, same script writers as FF7, which was a super watered down version of that scriptkeep going dude your clearly not a schitzo and I'm pretty sure your not trolling
>>37805523>>37805573> picrel nigga talks about something> topic eventually becomes shitshow in the coming months/yearsit's happening for sure
>>37805615youtube is nuts right now, I'm seeing videos about shit that would get you locked up for saying hit 500k views in like 5 hours. shit that took me years to put together is just getting flung out there like nothing kek almost disappointing. They're still skewing and hiding though, even the government reports are a fucking joke like cmon they cant think we're that stupid? It's just enough to make us think someone is working on it and taking it seriously without giving any meat and potatoes. A lot of irrelevant noise too- thats how you know where to look deeper when they try to rick ross something.
>>37805633There's a reason why you're getting tons of good information and tons of disinfo, all at the same time.I believe there are 2 camps within the top brass.The ones that accepted they can't hide the phenomenon forever and the ones that are desperate to keep normies in the dark, afraid of what might happen with total disclosure.There's currently a battle within the secret top governments and elites because of this. That's why David Grusch came forth to congress in the first place, but then they panicked and have been trying to discredit him in the news. It's a war and it's now in the final stages, only someone blind wouldn't see this.Don't think the ones that want to come clean about the phenomenon are automatically our friends. They helped hide everything for centuries. They're just trying to save face before it's too late and want to come out acting like the good guysI wouldn't be surprised if we get bombshell info during the elections in the US, as a trump card to try and get into office
>>37800843NY do be like that
>>37805661Yeah, in my reading I've come across some shit where I think "wow okay yeah this should be a secret." All in all our lives aren't that bad compared to a lot of other countries. Not so great in other ways, but there's definitely dudes running defense. It's all just such a swirl of fucking deception and inversion it's hard to tell up from down left from right. Like you said though, why now and for what reason. It'd be pretty easy to fool most of these idiots. Like a priest in the old days putting lye in water he "blessed" and throwing it on some women he doesn't want people listening too kek. With superior tech and all this religious talk who knows what they'll steer people into.
>>37800716>>37800493literally playing jedi survivor, paused and was reading the thread, get back to the game and see this picrelit's all hidden in plain sight, in all the media we consume daily
>>37805725Kinda of a weird "coincidence", anon.Wtf.
>>37805725dude when my senpai has the TV on, I pick on so much subliminal shit just by listening to it. haha nice catch.>>37805735these are getting more and more common. I wonder if it's like shadowrun and some of us are gonna get magical powers or turn into orks kek. remember guys, never make a deal with a dragon
So, /x/pedition to Devon Island?
>>37806485we go and steal every single cable on devon island
>>37806789And copper pipe
>>37805118YARMULKE / FEDORA _TIPPING_INTENSIFIES.PSD
>>37805661Whatever is coming I think is going to be "bad." It's like you said, though, some are just trying to save face and the others are trying to suppress or deflect. Both groups are scared about taking the blame.Personally, I think it's a solar/pole shift catastrophe scenario that "resets" humanity every how many years it's supposed to be. The ones in power have known this was coming and have kept it quiet so they can continue living their lives to the fullest. I can't imagine the chaos if regular people knew this was coming. Well, I can imagine all sorts of scenarios, but the important thing is it would have interrupted the powerfuls' lifestyle at the very least.I think all the alien stuff will be used as a cover to scare people into DUMBs, bunkers, etc. The elite still want to exist and rule and they can't do it without peasants surviving. But they can never admit they knew this was coming or people would be pissed how they have wasted their time working jobs they don't care about when they could have been spending time with their families and all that.
>>37807536Retard in denial.
>>37798941>everything is fake this is from nevadakGo drive to nevada with a camcorder and photo camera. Get a bunch of video and pictures of the exact location you think mars photos are from. Prove it.
>>37800591Shit you remember that too? What was that program? I’ve never been able to fond it again.
>>37798656>A hidden temple?Why, yes!
Wait, isn't the spiders of Mars a David Bowie thing?And that guy was obviously super connected behind the scenes.The Planet of the Spiders was also a Doctor Who serial in the 70's, incidentally.
>>37800512Someone just shooped 40k ships onto a black background.
So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls?
>>37805398>There's something coming.Wrong, nothing ever happens.
>>37805725genuine schizophrenia if you think these things are in any way connected. “Rocks” are not a meaningful coincidence
>>37799621Are you retarded?
>>37804548When I was a kid I could stand in a certain place in my back yard at night where one of the threes looked like the outline of a witch's face. No one cut it to make it look like that and within a year the tree had grown in such a way that it didn't look like that anymore. I still see faces in wood patterns and in splatter art where the artist just threw paint on the canvas. The brain is programmed to detect anything that looks like it could be a face. It helped us when our species wasn't at the top of the food chain as a way to protect us from predators. Now it results in us seeing faces in objects.
I'll just drop this...https://youtu.be/x-RUcgkcfLE?si=70yDNuUyTunRtwUs
>>37799470How much you wanna bet Doom 3s story about an ancient mars civilization being destroyed by demons and the survivors fleeing to earth is actually real and carmack was trolling us with info he learned from his tech connections
Is there any speculation on the biology of these things?
>>37801193Glownigger.
>>37804548kike god you need to fear.christ god loves and forgives you.
For me it's the fly (since memoryholed)
As Ziggy played guitarJamming good with Weird and GillyAnd the Spiders from Mars
>>37798641Oh. My. Gosh. Why does it feel like slowly every worst nightmare is starting to come true on this timeline
>>37812545I searched on Google and this is a plebbit flerf video that's shopped, fuck outta here
>>37812799nice try NASA (Jew)
>>37812805That's exactly what a kike flerf psyop officer would say. What's the matter Goldberg, mad that your plebbit disinfo got debunked so quick?
>>37801565Where were the spiders while the flies tried to break our balls?
>>37812408>i see face in clouds>aliums made the clouds!
>>37813596Don't be a fag. The image you shared barely looks like anything, many of the images on this thread actually look like humanoid faces and animals on mars
>>37813770Nah, this >>37813596 looks as human as this >>37800716. just because you see a face doesn't mean it was deliberately made.
>>37813785try harder
>>37813801no need.
>>37808497Heh thanks for the downvote, friend! :)I can c ur intallect and wisdom r better than any fake religion (fairytale) hehe n1 champ!!
sorry chuds but everything itt is pareidolia, disinfo, and misinfo. there are no statues, crabs, spiders, or prairie dogs on mars. until nasa says space statues, space crabs, space spiders, and space pds are real then they are not real. trust the science.
>>37814855fuck that man I got blueballs like a motherfucker for updates. giant fucking spiders? I don't care if they're in antartica, mars, the moons of saturn, the congo, the amazon, doesn't fucking matter. tell me where the giant spiders are or get the fuck off /x/
>>37813596that looks 10x more like a face than the chin-nose mars rock
>>37814887J'ba Fofi. He's real. He's coming for you. He's coming for your wife. He's coming for your children. Next time you come in from work he's going to be sitting watching your TV. Wearing your slippers. Smoking your pipe. And there is *nothing* you'll be able to do about it.
>>37799806This is a pretty cool phenomena. A fucking plant with no brain figured out entirely through trial and error to mimic a face. Why? No idea, but it happens all the time.
>>37814900fucking dope>captcha P00N
>>37813785I beg to differ sir
>>37814969beg all you like. i shall not be moved.
>>37798641es fake
>>37804936>Battelle threadsSource?
>>37798641Why would someone even hide that information anyways?
>>37816134Science is dogmatic and only certain truths are allowed. Everyone is shitting themselves over Putin who can't even take back a third world country (which is rightful Russian clay). How are they going to respond when they find out about giant space spiders who are coming here for our NFTs?
>>37816161>How are they going to respond when they find out about giant space spiders who are coming here for our NFTs?idk man. I don't respond to literally anything the media tells us, and I just figured everyone is like that and just pretends to care about shit.
>>37816311the problem is that people pretend to care too much nowadays. nobody gives a fuck about Ukraine, trannies, Palestine, etc. at least not people outside the groups being directly affected but due to social media, people NEED to care. people have to pretend to care REALLY, REALLY HARD, or else Shlomo might cancel you, or get you fired, or get your friends who also pretend to care to turn on you.the best example is the people protesting for Palestine at university campuses. 80% the people don't even know what Palestine is, where it's located, etc.virtue signaling killed the world
>>37816397Yeah I'm contrarian to a fault, and I don't have any social media. So maybe it's easier for me, but I just openly hate leftist narratives and make fun of people that support it, so I'm cancelled by most people my age that know me. I think it's funny and will fight them if they have a problem anyways.
>>37816673I respect that desu and at this point I just want people who defend their ideals and KNOW what they're talking about
>>37814947>entirely through trial and errorThat's where you're wrong kiddo.
>>37800168Those don't look like the ruins of an ancient city to me. If anything they look more like the kinds of tunnels moles bore near the surface here on Earth. If these spider things are living creatures then maybe they've been tunnelling.
>>37799631Lots of actually interesting stuff gets withheld until decades later
>>37799470Sleepy Joe
Much as I'd love there to be all the cool statues and faces and shit on Mars, I'll stay cautious. This thing already proved out to be a whole pile of nothing
>>37816938Thank you for not uploading my picture, /x/OR IS IT A PROOF SOMEONE'S HIDING SOMETHING ??
>>37816943this one's a classic, one of their first slip ups that they've been trying to ridicule for literal decadesthe "high res" image is shopped to hell and back lmao
>>37814947>trial and errorlolso a rose just somehow gained thorns because trial and error, sure
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>>37817179educate yourself
>>37799369no you cant
>>37798730The Bowie intel isnt supposed to be released yet, Timmy how many times are you going to miss the stand up meeting cmon man
>>37798641What are the chances of hot spider babes on Mars?
>>37798641Do not send ships to Mars. Do not dig up the Shadow vessel. You'll doom us all.
>>37798730He was unto somethinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9U3CE84gPJk
>>37819753>Bowie releases The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust on June 16 1972>Kanye West is born almost exactly 5 years later (June 8 1977)>On the TRAFOZS sleeve David Bowie sits under a sign that reads K. West>The same album includes the song Starman>About a man from space who's going to save humanity>The second to last single Bowie released was Blackstar>Including the linesSomething happened on the day he diedSpirit rose a metre then stepped asideSomebody else took his place, and bravely cried(I'm a blackstar, I'm a star star, I'm a blackstar)>Kanye West was one of the first celebrities to express his sadness of Bowie dying and insinuated a connection between them both>Almost a year later Kanye has his first breakdown>Jewish personal trainer Harley Pasternak takes Kanye under his wing>Kanye breaks free>Harley Pasternak begins threatening Kanye and tells him if he doesn't stop noticing coincidences he shouldn't be noting, and definitely if he doesn't stop telling other people to notice them, he'll be medically lobotomized>Jews believe they literally came from Mars (not even a joke, it's why Spielberg has made so many ayy movies)>Israeli tanks are called Minervas>In the Bible minervas are space chariots (ayy ships)So what's the ultimate takeaway here? David Bowie knew about the JQ but was unable to stop it. During a heavy drug induced trip he foresaw a Starman, a Blackstar in fact, arriving on Earth to save humanity from the (((Spiders from Mars))) in the way that he couldn't.The ultimate intergalactic spiritual battle is taking place before our very eyes between the Starman, the Blackstar, Kanye and the (((Spiders from Mars))). And none of us are paying attention.Not only was Bowie delivering us a message, he was giving us hope.
>>37819983>in the day of execution When Kanye was cancelled >only women kneel and smiled His npc wife and her family
>>37819983>in the center of it all, your eyesPic related
>>37819983he could play it left hand ;)
Giant bugs on mars...?Say no more.
Honestly I don't get why those spiders should ever come out for us to see.If they live underground, they would certainly stay underground. Mars has basically no atmosphere so those retards would all get space cancer caused by solar radiation.If they lived underground, they are safe from radiation and they surely adapted to a lifestyle in the dark like bats. Could they even see?
>>37800512Why the fuck would we fight spiders on a different planet. That would be like driving 5,000km to park some random bloke in. Why the fuck would you spend the effort to fight giant spiders on Mars. Because their queen in hot and you want that spider-ussy?
>>37798647spiders, mostly
>>37799696Got an article about that seems unlikely to be true
>>37798641to test the state of programming, of course
>>37799888That statue has always made me think of John Carter of Barsoom somehow, I think Edgar Rice Burroughs may have been conducting unintentional remote viewing.
>>37812805You must be a profoundly anxious and neurotic type.
>>37816134Because fuck you that's why. You can't be allowed to dream of a grand future with incredible possibilities where you could venture out into space and have epic adventures and be inspired by what could be out there.
>>37798641Now we just need a pic of Ziggy Stardust
>>37819686Please explain more about sending troops to Mars and the shadow vessel.
>>37820462lmao this is what i was wondering. why the fuck would we pop over there and just burn money fighting mars spiders?
>>37821546Mining with no standards of labor or oversight, harvesting et artifacts and technology.
>>37800716lmao It looks like Biden
>>37801076>be wrong>cry about jews when proven to be wrongpottery
>>37820462>>37821546Same reason we went to Vietnam rather than waiting for the Commies to come to us you retards.
>>37821978
>>37802764These are just comms. Silly to see so many people taking this stuff literally and trying to extrapolate theories from there. Read up on this shit, half of "space news" is fake. When they say "dark side of the moon", or "rings of uranus" thy are communicating secretly in full view because vey few outside of the covert world understand these things. Read:https://decodingsymbols.wordpress.com/2021/12/22/roman-polanski-science-and-christmas-comms/#planetary-symbolism
>>37798641>19th century astronomers spotted signs of canals on Mars.>They shared the information with the public and now are gaslighting the masses into believing it's an "optical illusion” caused by poor quality telescopes.>OP is a tranny
>>37822721why would the spiders come to us? how would them come to us?
>>37818876We will get pussy brother stay strong even if that pussy happens to be spidussy or grussy
Big what if look... What if the technology of mars remained but the humans left...
>>37827007>Big what if look... What if the technology of mars remained but the humans left...Big if true
>>37798649i remember, i was gonna post the image of that thread but i cant find it
>>37798662lets say this is true, why are there crabs everywhere and not just earth? are crabs the superior race?
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>>37798649i found it
>>37798641I thought I overcame my Arachnophobia years ago but the thought about our neighboring planet being infested by giant spiders makes me want to put a bullet through my head.
>>37828502So did they send those arachnids to Mars to try to clear out the planet?If this story is true, I'd imagine it won't take long before they weaponize the antarctic spiders against the rest of humanity. Then we get the fulfillment of the prophetic ritual we know of as Edge of Tomorrow
>>37820571I literally google this and in 2 minutes learned that there are 1000s of species of spiders that live in caves or underground. Also, there's quite a few cannibalistic species as well.So, if there's life on Mars, cannibal cave spiders are a good candidate for what we'd find lol
>>37828502What a thread that was, the 4chan sea was angry that day my friend
>>37819983David bowie was a pedophile. And check out his daughters instagram its nothing but paintings of satan and demons..
>>37828485They are and for some reason, different animals keep evolving into crabs.>Carcinization is an example of a phenomenon called convergent evolution, which is when different groups independently evolve the same traits. It's the same reason both bats and birds have wings. But intriguingly, the crab-like body plan has emerged many times among very closely related animals.Return to monke or move forward as crab... what will it be /x/?
>>37829058>David bowie was a pedophileNah, in the original script the Goblin King (played by Bowie) was supposed to kiss Sarah but Bowie refused since Sarah was just a teen at that time.
>>37829065Bowie paid off parents in the 60s to get guardianship of a 16 year old lover.
>>37829065https://metro.co.uk/2017/08/19/david-bowie-was-offered-a-warm-dead-body-to-have-sex-with-according-to-explosive-new-book-6864082/
Colloquially I get it, but would they still be spiders if they're on another planet?Presumably they would have 0 ancestry with earth spiders and therefor wouldn't be considered as part of the group; instead being a completely seperate (albiet functionally similar) species.
>>37829097>offered a warm dead body to have sex withEh, reminds me of a rumor I heard about Gabriele D’Annunzio "also called "the John the Baptist of fascism", he allegedly found a dead body and cut off a little piece to cook it at home to see what it tasted like.
>>37829113Evolution keeps making crabs and spiders here on Earth. Most spiders have no genetic relation to each other, same with crabs.It stands to reason any carbon based lifeform would eventually become a crab or a spider. It's just the best evolutionary path.
>>37829061Crab is the only choice.You get armor. You get many legs for stability. You get arms for eating and manipulation. You get regeneration of limbs. You even get practical immortality (assuming you overcome shellweight limitations).
>>37829113See>>37829061It's called convergent evolution.Like how predators usually have eyes at the front and prey to the side of their head.Personally, I wouldn't even be too surprised if the apex species of another planet was humanoid.
>>37802744the rest is molten/destroyedya know, like one third of the earths land is desert, because someone used a giant mirror mounted to an airship (mother flame)?all deserts are man-madealso, nukes aren't real
>>37805398pic relatedcheck these orbsits the louvre castle (sunken by the biblical flood in i666)its under the current louvre museumits full of cabal devil engravings (look up louvre substructure 1900)there are "alien" stoneheads, too (they look like yoda from star wars, its where they took the idea)
>>37829714>they look like yoda from star warsI feel like playing where's waldo, could you mark them with a circle or something?
>>37829061I've read a single rainbow shrimp would be able to stand its own against many crabs and kill them all.
>>37829739not in that imagelook up louvre substructure 1900there is an image collection(not linking it, glowies would take it down)
>>37814947Didn't they say these were a scam to sell you seeds?
>>37828502He got glowied didn't he?
>>37829008maybe they come from mars and they have some specimens on antartica
>>37829061Philip K dick, wrote in his exegesis about an advanced alien race with crab hands too
>>37829061i've always been facinated by crabs even before hearing about how shit keeps evolving into crabs, maybe i will become a crab if i live long enough
>>37829066i have it in my hard drive and i havent watched it yet, i really should
>>37828502Wasn't Lieutenant Joseph P Murphy the one who gave project Veritas the lowdown on what the fuck was DARPA doing with the chimera spike riding flu viruses and sprayed or aerosolized in bat caves and rhesus genetic macaques to prevent the virus affect the jews (-rh blood factor = alien or parallel species they're homo capensis) but kills the homo capensis of severe SARS infection.Dusty Jews are adapted to the desert and the pollen and the weak westerner even from Texas is a modern bitch to pollen and dust. If you check the project Veritas shit we might be onto the same dude. Hope he is legit if they're the same person I'd believe fosho these niggas have alien courtyards with hybrids in hexagonally mapped (this is going to be important in the future) areas of control and research. The obelisk is allegedly nothing but a seed bank but they have repurposed for beign a semen bank for all the semen OP can consume
>>37831342it is both funny and has meaning plus a woman i find HOT AS FUCK. I hope you enjoy.
>>37798641So starship troopers = soft disclosure
