The devil's juice
>>37846795energy?
>>37846795Taste good
>>37846795>speaking ill of caféyou are lucky to keep your head
Yum!
>>37846795But is it good for you?
>>37847419Ray peat says so, so yes
>>37846795if you're a pussy
>>37846795Yeah, it's kind of shit. Anger/tension to stimulation ratio is anywhere from mid to garbage depending on the bean, roast, and brewing.But hey, try to find another stimulant that's socially acceptable to use. At least it tastes good.
>>37846795Even though tea is much more superior to coffee, I still wouldn't call it the devil's juice, for that honour is reserved to alcohol.
>>37847849>alcoholthats called the liquid jew
>>37847064what the fuuuuuck hahahaha
>>37846795it's nearly too addictive for me to stop and I can get on and off nicotine no problemo. like it's some kind of intergenerational addiction. I can quit only by switching to tea, and then quitting that, but I never quite feel the same.
quit this shit and ur life will get a lot better but its gonna suck for 2-3 months. its the same as weed for how fucking bad it is for you.
>>37847761How is that different than weed strains?
>>37847856juice and jew already rhyme. now please, for the love of god will somebody get me a glass of juice
Coffee ruins my meditation
i like it but i've been thinking anything you wouldn't give a death row patient might be bad. Jimmy Carter and Mormons and Adventists inspire me. On the other hand vices are fun too.
I want to quit but I can't stay awake without it and have checked out countless other causes for why I fall asleep, even while driving. Wellbutrin made me able to stay awake for a while, but it stopped working after a few months.
>>37849640>coffee is bad for me>i am on psyche medsnigga
Caffeine, nicotine and cocaine make the world go round.
>>37849660I'm not on any meds because nothing worked except Wellbutrin. I'm diagnosed with ADHD but the meds don't help.
It is halal and allahaprobes it!
>>37849945someone in another thread asked me to say "hi"
>>37849640>body asks for sleep>drug to stay awakeWell quit and sleep what you need. At some point you'll reach homeostasis and don't have those sleep problems, but first you have to repair the damage.
I prefer meth
>>37846795>devils juice>pic of black coffeeWhat's God's juice, iced cappuccino?
>>37847064I didn't laugh.
>>37849596I'd twin her peaks if you gnowutimsain
>>37850705Water , nigga, water
>>37846795yea
>>37846795>increases productivity>increases vitality>no ill effects unless you're drinking ten cups a day???
>>37847419You ever notice how the answer to that is sometimes yes and sometimes no. And how it seems like that for just about everything these days? Why is truth so unattainable?
>>37846795this shit made the world evolve in so many levels
>>37846795The only reason you're posting here is because someone high on caffeine developed the internet
>>37855063You mean capitalism?
Idle hands are the devil's workshop.Don't drink coffee and have idle hands, simple as.
>>37846795Coffee is literally the drink of the Gods (soma)
>>37846795true
Tea is a decent compromise>>37858967Based necrochad
>>37846795more like toxic bean water that changes the acidity of your gut, effectively destroying your microbiome and causing an array of health problems while stimulating your adrenal response as though you were under attack, creating artificial stress and shortening your life span. drink it as much as you want, its good. :)
is there a better combo than a cuppa coffee and a smoke?
>>37856672If thats the case, then why is it the choice drink of the slaves?
>>37859087Pupa!
>>37847064Is this guy ok? In the video? He seems like he's somewhere else and I can't watch past a minute or so
>>37847761Tea has some kind of compounds or something that balance out the jitters so you get energy without the anxiety
>>37859087smoke + pancake + coffee
>>37848326Do you quit all caffeine? I went without for a month or so but then got on green tea again
>>37849603This is nice, what does it mean?
>>37850384Hello, what is going on? NTA you replied to desu
>>37846795The Pope said it’s cool, dude.>>37849628Mormons make up for it with other vices. They eat more ice cream and chocolate in Utah per capita than any other state.
>>37859260Porn was a big issue when I lived there, also meth after '08 housing bubble
>>37859087Shot of whiskey to finish the breakfast and I'm good to go.
>>37848402Weed doesn't boost your energy like a stimulant. Different substances have different effects.
>>37853387Elevated heart rate and breathing shortens life. Burning your receptors and shit with adrenaline isn't good either
>>37846795Ashwaghanda bio
I prefer a short hmv every morning to keep me horny, frustrated and hungry throughout the day, gotta get that fkn grind nigga and you need to be motivated. Light a fire under yo ass with a real devil juice
>>37861911Hmv?
>>37859234Tea is not stimulant, the fuck are you on about? And coffee doesn't give you anxiety either
>>37861895So? Coffee isn't adrenaline for one and who gives a shit if you only live to 70 instead of 90? Wanting to live to an age where you can't even take care of yourself makes no sense at all, especially considering retirement age is just going to keep rising and the level of care for old people will keep dropping
>>37862220Hentai Music Video.I also enjoy them, when I am on stimulating drugs. >>37863331Why are the ignorant always this arrogant? (Green/Black) Tea contains teain/caffeine and is stimulating, even though more gentle, as it contains less teain/caffeine than coffee. Also does tea contain an amino acid known as l-theanine, which puts the brain into a more relaxed state (increased production of alpha waves). L-theanine neutralizes the jittery effects of caffeine, thus does tea cause less anxiety and nervousness.
>>37861911I rather transmute that energy into aggressivity.Difficult to achieve, because high libido goes hand in hand with the desire to dominate and fight. But horniness creates dependency, because subconsciously you are serving the feminine spirit, but live the illusion of independence. One must reject the female beast in order to be liberated and act in truth. Maybe one is allowed to desire the flesh, but it is over as soon as you fall in "love".
>>37846795The truth, provided one consumes it regularly.It depletes your vitamin B1 and B6 storage (both essential for neurotransmitter production).Also depletes your magnesium, calcium, iron and some other minerals. It keeps your cortisol levels high and decreases L-tryptophan availability for serotonin synthesis.It's a drug and has to be treated as such. And it is a very overrated drug at that, I rather enjoy potent amphetamines 1-2x per month than to drink coffee. It is simply not worth the comedown. Gives you 10-15 minutes weak to mild euphoria, just to rob you off your happiness for the next 10 hours. Quite difficult to treat the addiction once the consumption became a morning ritual.The smell alone evokes nostalgic memories.
>>37863413People use tea to help them sleep, people use coffee to keep them awake. If you think tea is a stimulant you must have an insanely high sensitivity to a tiny amount of caffeine
>>37863479Bro, you are talking about herbal teas, like chamomile, lavender or fennel tea. Yes, they are inducing sleep and relaxation, but they are not tea in the classical sense. I am talking about real tea, which is called Camellia sinensis in latin. Green and black tea (same plant, black tea is oxidized green tea) are inducing stimulation and relaxation at the same time, but definitely more stimulation. Black tea is more stimulating than green tea. People drink (green/black) tea for a gentle wake up in the morning. You can try it out for yourself, try drinking black tea before sleep, I can promise you that it will at least worsen the quality of your sleep. But you will most likely not be able to sleep. You are ignorant, my brother and that is okay. Do your research. Here an interesting article for you to read: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/stimulants-in-tea#TOC_TITLE_HDR_3
>>37863516>like chamomile, lavender or fennel teaNo I'm not, it's normal black tea and people drink one before bed to relax and help them sleep. I even know people that use coffee to help them sleep they just have a very weak cup of it.
>>37846795op are you fucking mormon or something
>>37863537I know of that effect, but that only occurs, if you are in a sleep deprived state. You won't achieve that effect, when you actually slept well. And the exception proves the rule. Are you baiting by any chance?
>>37863552>that only occurs, if you are in a sleep deprived state. You won't achieve that effect, when you actually slept well.Funny you kept bringing up ignorance and arrogance
>>37847500Based peater
>>37846795Perhaps you could be bothered to provide reasons as to why it is the Devil's juice?
>>37850384hey man. NTA but I hope you're doing good.
>>37846795test
>>37853454Almost like few things involve single variate effects or are easily comprehensively defined, you fucking brainlet.
>>37846795The devil's feces :S
>>37846795I thought Apple juice would be guess not
>>37846823It doesn't give you energy, it allows you to borrow it from the future with interests.Pretty much the kike of energy.
>>37846795
>>37846823It's not real energy. It's just temporarily straining your blood vessels and adrenal glands to give the effect of focus and alertness for a brief period. Tea is better.
>quit coffee 2 months ago>suddenly fall asleep quickly>need only 7 hours of sleep >wake up without problems never feel tired>teethare whiter too coffee is really shit
>>37846795>The devil's juice>Picrel is not Monster Energy drink
whew, lucky that i never got addicted to the coffee demon.never understood ppl who drink coffee. it smells interestingly, but the taste. absolutely, horribly disgusting. disgusting, revolting and vile.i wouldnt drink it if they offered me money.but instead the rality is, ppl actually pay money out of their own volition to get that disgusting undermensch brownoid powder which they additionally have to manufacture with boiling water and elaborate filtration systems, to get the absolute cope of a drink. and imagine, that some "people" actually buy the full bean and have to restart the complete cope process from the very beginning with shredding them to a powder, wild.fucking normies get out of my site REEEEEEEE
