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Do cars go to heaven?
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>>37853320
yes
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>>37853320
no
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>>37853413
fuck you
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>>37853413
wrong. I have had multiple cars with souls and can confirm.

Pic related, it's the absolute peak highest level of vibration, energy, and soul an automobile can have
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>>37853417
>>37853480
Do you guys believe in the fucking Omnissiah or what? They are just pieces of metal, they aren't living organisms like (You) and me.
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>>37853320
"All cars go to heaven" even Carface.
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>>37853320
Yes. All cars from 1769 to 1994 go to heaven. 1994 to Present varies. All modern electric cars 2000's to Now don't have souls. The cars of Today most likely don't have a soul.
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>>37853492
All is conscious, including your creations.
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Yep https://youtu.be/DLYwwtPA49w?si=-fnvvBiC3znSX6CS
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>>37853492
>doesn't know

You haven't felt the car breathe on you.
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Yes, created objects are ensouled. As are your cells, the trees, the crystals, the waters... you should have treated everything on this planet much differently than you did. You would have had a much more grand experience.
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>>37853320
Only japanese cars go to heaven.
Not a weeb, just a fact.
No car with a purposely broken-by-design engine goes to heaven.

Heaven is a civic and accord parking lot.
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Children knew, of course, and you all know deep down...
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>>37854116
Good job lucifer
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>>37853492
when you really think about it anon they arent that different from us, we are machines not unlike them. made of gas and metals.
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>>37854131
Matrix
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Im driving like im black
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>>37854124
C-can I take one? I need an affordable yet reliable vehicle
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>>37854124
Bait used to be believable...
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https://youtu.be/DLYwwtPA49w?si=bQCYE6sYqqD6JGzn and i got got your hand between the steering wheel! Lets see! How fast! We go+ cuz the angel at8jsg8 my right ain't hanging out with me tonight!!!@@
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>>37854167
>thinks I'm not 100% earnest in my honda love.
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>>37854180
....Bait used to be believable....
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>>37854201
Must be bait u stupid fuck
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Here is more bait u stupid ass bitches
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>>37854252
do you not know how to crop screen shots on your phone? I didn't know 40 year olds browse 4chan.
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>>37853492
>Do you guys believe in the fucking Omnissiah or what?
Yes
>They are just pieces of metal
You're just pieces of meat
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>>37853409
this and only this.
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>>37853492
You have to go back.
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>>37853320
Only if they're good, you need to check their alignment.
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Some people love their cars. And their computers. And their magic rocks. And their water. And their trees.

Somehow, everything just seems to work better for those people.

Anyway, off to go chat with the Sun.
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>>37853320
Platonic forms. Or maybe they receive a piece of our own souls. I do believe we will be reunited with beloved cars in the afterlife. When I die I my first vehicle will drive me through the gates of Heaven.
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>>37853320
those whom have fallen into the trap of the hellcat motor shall not pass above
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>>37853320
cars are a kabbalitic manifestation of carriage-symbolism deeply rooted in human consciousness as forged by the BLEEP-BLOOP in the GAZOINK! galactic quadrant, our genetic forebearers

never trust anything that rolls on 4 """feet""" but never """""""steps"""""""

did this really need clarifying?
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>>37853492
Bus rider cope.
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>>37854023
based
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>>37855511
This old man boomers fuck off
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>>37853320
Yes everyone and I go to heaven and in heaven we can live free without tyranny
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>>37853320
Paradise should let us live free however we wish and not go against our will or well being. I said what I wanted and it's being ignored and I'm being tortured . No damages
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>>37853320
Only Buicks
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>>37853320
All cars go to Hell for being mechanical abominations of the Devil. If God intended cars to roam the Earth he would have created them at the beginning of time.



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