Whoopi Goldberg is not a real person, but rather a hologram created by the government to distract us from the truth about aliens
I fucking knew it!
>>37859681The mind is powerful because i've always associated this person to whoopee cushions and therefore to farts, so she's always subconsciously instilled repulsion in me. Every time i see her i get this illusory smell of stale waffles and farts.
>>37859742clearly you've never seen sister act or theordore rex
>>37859785I have, it's out of my hands, her name just imprinted me.
>>37859681She's just black which is even worse
just how deep does the Whoopi Iceberg go?!
>>37859681Back in the 80s I thought she was cute for a mature woman.Now I detest the fucking nigger.
>>37859681state of the art hologram with a smell technology
>>37859681Half black, half Jewish, all psy-op.
>>37859681I bet she smells like piss
>>37862012projection much?
>>37860690Last time I said that word that rhymes with bigger on /x/, I got a 3 day ban. Just an FYI in case you manage to dodge this one. Good luck anon. I'm pulling for you.
>>37862092You got banned for saying "digger"?Ugh. That anti-shovel front. Sad really.
>>37862111Somebody asked me what I did for a living, I dig wells. I'm a well digger... aw fuck.
>>37859681
>>37859742Her real name is Carolyn Johnson and she wanted her stage name to be Whoopi Cushon, but her mother suggested something more serious, hence Goldberg.
