Dick Van Dyke died in his sleep in 2015, Ron Jeremy died of a heart attack on an airplane in 2018. Why can't we have meaningful celebrities like David Bowie or David Carradine back?
>>38254703ron jeremy is currently on trial for sexual assault, what are you talking about?
>>38254802op has obviously come from a different time line and he/she/it/they/them/tr00n was somehow brought into ours.>source I made this up
>>38254703dust in the wind now says >all they are is dust in the windrather than>all we are is dust in the windalso in titanic it was >never let go jack, never let gonow it's>i'll never let go jackthe next words in dust in the wind are >same old songas if aliens are trying to mock us as they change the wordssame with Star Wars>No I am your fatherThe very next words are>That's impossible!As if to mock those who don't see such a change in >timelinesas metaphyiscally possibleAlso the change in Star Wars is as if to place the ayy changing the words into the figure of a Father of man
>>38254703Are you thinking of Dick Clark?
>>38254914No, Dick Van Dyke 100%. Every news organization had a segment, TV Land ran a Dick Van Dyke show marathon and CBS ran a Diagnosis Murder marathon for a weekend.
>>38254901these types of mandelas make me think time line shifts are real and something is fucking with us
>>38254951My personal opinion on it is that someone is time traveling to change something and it's making small ancillary changes. Something akin to the quantum death theory, like in order to cope with the changes the respective timeline throws up "errors" and it autocorrects to a timeline with these changes.
>>38254990that makes sense, like a error happens and the time lines glitch out. maybe every time is inter-dimensional beings exist, the traveling to and from other dimensions and interactions are causing this too
>>38254901>No I am your fatherI remember it being that the first time I saw it, but I saw a post Lucas edited version.
I noticed this yesterday, anything off about picrel?
New people flood this timeline from the other closed timelines because they don't know they are dead.
>>38255311based i believe you and only you. everyone else is wrong.>t. every poster
>>38254944>CBS ran a Diagnosis Murder marathonI doubt they'd do that even when he dies for real. MeTV probably would though.
>>38255483I thought about it more and didn't correct it. It was Halmark that ran the marathon.
>>38255311This is just the current one everyone here happens to inhabit. Eventually we'll all quantum die and move to another. It's how the theory works.
>>38255504It never ends and we can die a billion times but our lives are lived only once and that is the life we are given to live forever. YOLO is the echo of time.
>>38254889 based
>>38254703Because Satan knows they mean something to people like you.
>>38256897That asshole... I'll FUCKING KILL HIM FOR DENYING ME MY HAPPINESS!
>David CarradineFucking LOL. RIP, but god damn the way he died was funny.
>>38256918Yes.... good.... join me....Fuck Satan and his hosts.
>>38256959Reminder that this method of death is carried out by Mossad for those who fly too close to the Sun
>>38256984Nigga was jerking off while strangling himself. Not everything is Jews. I'm so fucking sick of this shit.
>>38257010>t. Jew
>>38257011Ok Abdul.
>>38257018shalom moshe.
>>38257018That's a whole lot of anger coming out of one little Jew. Sad.
>>38257026أكل ديك
>>38257040sucks the holohoax wasn't real. wouldn't have to deal with kikes like you.
>>38257039Post dusty flip flops.
>>38257051post hook nose.
>>38257049I...I don't believe in the holocaust either, anon. You can't kill more Jews than the total population of Jews in Europe.
>>38257054hmmmmmm maybe this kike is alright.
>>38257053Yes. Deport anyone who isn't American right the fuck now. I agree. Jews, Arabs, Mexicans, fuck it. Send them all back. And if you'd stop pussyfooting and suggest glassing anything East of Greece, i'd also agree.
>>38257061nah i only want to see isnotreal nuked. problems will only be solved that way.
>>38257040Jew
>>38257064See? I'm more extreme than you. Pussy. Whay are you covering for goatfuckers and Bugmen?
>>38257072not my problem. only issue I got is jEWs and how they are fagging up my country and bringing in immigrants.
>>38257072>Please! Fellow white man! We must glass everyone that isn't Israel!
>>38257086>jews fag shit up>muslims kill people>Jews worse>>38257087I'm including Israel, anon.
>>38257099jEWs attacked the USS Liberty and did 9/11 retard. not muslims. typical lying kike.
>>38257107Look bro, I'm "Pro-America" to the point that I wish we'd irradiate the middle east to make drilling for oil easy and on our terms. I wish we'd make Europe remember how much they need us by repeating Dresden, so maybe they'd quit being pansy faggots and pull their weight. And we should own Canada. Mexico too.
>>38257144typical jEW ignoring the facts pissrael is our biggest enemy.
>>38257018>the guts are completely untouched
>>38257151>We should blow up Israel, problem solved>"LOL JEW"Ok.
>>38257168you have been brainwashed by kike media sadly. many such cases amongst my fellow Americans. thanks for kike jEWish media.
>>38257174You are just as bad as leftist trash I have the misfortune of speaking to. I pray you are just making a big elaborate joke.
>>38257204awwww the jEW has been exposed and is sad now.
>I HATE JEWS MORE!>NO I HATE JEWS MORE!What is this gay theater? If you hate Jews then you should focus on dismantling their power structures and calling out their puppets(Trump and Biden being the most prominent right now). Talking about nuking the entire middle east is a pointless fantasy.
>>38257214I'm literally agreeing with you, and going a step further.
>>38257174>Mark PedowitzIs this a real name? Wtf lmao.
>>38257223dont care you lying seething jEW. the real holocaust is coming. lebanon is ready. ;)
>>38257217I don't actually hate anyone in particular. I'm just showing that no matter what, people who are fully on the Jew-bad train are fuckin' broken. That being said, if anyone did fuck the middle east into the dirt, not the hearts and minds bullshit, I mean send them all back to the stone age, we probably would be better off for it but that's fishing with dynamite and would have its own consequences.
>>38257233Literally all we have to do is dip into our oil reserves and stop funding Isreal cold Turkey for a few years.Once they have to fight their own battles they'll realize that manipulating the opposition to sabotage peace talks and place a villainous terrorist organization in power, which Netanyahu did with Hamas, is a bad fucking move.
>>38257250I want to cut them off forever. And i'm being serious. I want to cut everyone off forever. We can do trade, that's fine. Shit, we can even sell weapons. But god dammit they need to pay full price, directly to American companies and not the government who subsidizes it for them. Like...we have to let our "allies" get fucked up. It's the only way. Either they learn or they don't.
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>>38254901>dust in the wind now says>>all they are is dust in the wind>rather than>>all we are is dust in the wind They say both, dumbass.https://youtu.be/zzF2xBGzzA0?si=MbM3EtJFagJRpOkb
Davy jones aka david bowie is a pedo of the highest order bruh
>>38254901Plus let's not forget:>"if you build it, they will come"Is now>"if you build it, he will come.">>38254944I still remember the news talking about Angela Lansbury's death in the late 90s. Well she's still with us.
Mandela effect fags are the most insufferable bunch on /x/
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Sorry dude this timeline Ron Jeremy has been in prison for being Me Too’ed for rape
>>38254703Mandela effect is cope for low IQ people with the memory of a goldfish
>>38257010Not that anon, but have you ever actually met in real life a straight dude, or any dude really, that's into strangling themselves while masterbating?Before you say 'No one would admit to that', remember that this is the age of the internet. You can join a giantess furry futa vore discord right now if you wanted to. Whose trading auto erotic asphyxiation techniques? They don't even have their own sub reddit. EVERYTHING has a fucking sub reddit. Do I'm inclined to agree. It's a humiliation ritual. You've never heard of a regular chum dying that way.
>>38264963Does Curious George have a tail?Before you call me a retard and tell me he's a chimp, recall the song for the tv show: 'Curious George, the curious little monkey'Here's another fun Mandela from 'Fast Times at Ridgemont High'
>>38265145I find this one more impressive.
>>38265145>>38265170
>>38265402That you have to steal content from r/eddit is so lame.
>>38265417Said the browser of r/MandelaEffect.
>>38265436Wrong, I surf r/Mandela_Effect, the version without all the drama.
>>38265473And here you are apparently aware of multiple sites on reddit, and knowing their temperament.
>>38257107>>38257151even tho the kike jannies hate himthisso muchalso OP, who th are these people? I know who Bowie is because Greg Dulli covered one of his songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYccHAa-t6cnever heard of the others
>>38257225Hitler was a rothschild
