Anonymous
06/29/24(Sat)22:24:12 No.38262894

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Anonymous 06/29/24(Sat)22:24:12 No.38262894

Hello /ecks/ lvl 10 lurker.
If you folk would be so kind to interpret this instance of mine I had.

>Be me
>Feeling depressed. Fucked a witch, Selma Hayek clone.
>Said do not cross her, or else. I retort, as a soldier of god & blessed man, she will reap what she sows.
>Havent seen her in months.
>make decision to sit at my tiny desk facing the wall with a blunt & a 16oz beer.
>Spark the blunt, get a few good chugs of beer in.
>Proceed to say "RELEASE" for an hour straight like in fucking Naruto.
> Hear as clear as day, on my right side with the sensation of being slightly behind me say
"He broke the spell"
> All is well