>Joined the military at age 18 fresh out of education.
>Was a dream of mine ever since I was a kid.
>None of my family members had ever served but a kid that I was friends with at school always used to tell me about the amazing operations that his father was involved with and all the cool shit he got up to.
>Decided at a young age that no matter what I was going to join up.
>Lucky me, I get shipped off pretty quickly to fight in the Iraq war.
>Saw the most fucked up shit you could possibly imagine.
>Slaughtering civilians, blowing up protected buildings and desecrating them, beating civilians for information and sometimes even just for fun.
>Some of our soldiers would beat the fuck out of enemies that we had capture even if they had surrendered peacefully.
>Would take them back and waterboard them and torture them until they gave up whatever they wanted to hear even if it wasn’t true.
>Would do this to women and child soldiers and whatever else you could think of.
>So many war crimes that just got covered up.
>I also took part in operations over in Syria and even ended up in Libya at one point.
>Saw a lot of horrible shit and was very lucky to be alive.
>After a long service, I started to get noticed and was approached by a couple of individuals who told me that they represented a more specialized branch of the miliary and were looking for someone with my expertise in combat and training as well as my medical skills that I displayed in the field.
>They were offering a lot of pay and were going to get me away from fighting in shitholes so I didn’t see how I could ever refuse their offer.
>I was transferred to an underground military base where they told me they were going to be providing me with an intensive training course and would be “expanding my medical knowledge” before they would be shipping me out onto a classified mission that was due to launch within a year’s time.

>I had to sign countless NDAs before they would fully reveal to me the extent of the operation and was sworn to full secrecy under pain of death.
>I had almost no family members aside from my aunt and uncle who raised me in place of my junkie dad and my mom who passed away during childbirth.
>Aside from them I had pretty much no one and no obligations at all so when I was told that I would be living on base it wasn’t a problem for me.
>They laid the operation out on the table and told me that they were launching a military initiative on the moon.
>They had apparently discovered some craters as well as some tunnels and wanted to launch a thorough research operation and so were preparing to bring in more crew.
>They had a base that had been set up for a number of years but with minimal people and supplies.
>Now, normally astronauts train for around 2 years before shipping out but they told me that they wanted to streamline the process to begin the operation much quicker so they decided that as a compromise they would bring in personnel who had many years of military training and experience which would hopefully make up for it.
>So, we had a one-year crash course essentially.
>The base wasn’t anything incredibly special aside from it being located underground.
>This wasn’t set up on home soil, they wanted this shit way out of the way.
>They had it located underground in Panama which sounds unbelievable considering the history and that is exactly the reason why it is there.
>You think the U.S actually gave a flying fuck that Noriega was trafficking drugs and organized crime?
>He was a huge asset gone rogue that was an easy scapegoat for an invasion which would allow them to place a lovely puppet in charge that would provide them with whatever the U.S needed.
>Noriega was the perfect cover story; the new puppet ruler would allow the U.S to conduct any and all research there and shift everything away from where it could be exposed, and nobody would suspect a thing.

>Of course, the original intention was not for this operation in particular, but it was something that was eventually devised.
>I never saw any secret research or secret weapons hiding in this base or anything else unusual.
>I trained my ass off for the full year and we shipped out.
>This moon landing was obviously classified and kept strictly off the records but a rocket launching into space is something extremely hard to hide.
>Which is why we didn’t launch from Panama, why we didn’t launch from the U.S or any countries with close relations to us.
>We launched with China.
>The perfect cover story.
>No one in the U.S would ever receive any news of it and any leakages would be seen purely as a conspiracy or propaganda while the citizens of China would have nothing to question and would not be informed.
>You ever hear about chang’e 3? Yeah, we went up at the same time.
>In exchange China would receive parts of our research and we would allow them to send scientists with us to conduct their own research and exploration.
>Nothing a little lunar accident couldn’t fix.
The journey there and the landing all went without a single hiccup. We were planned to be up there for around 9 months in total and then returning to share what we found. There were already a few crew members up there awaiting our arrival who would be travelling back not long after us because they had already stayed in space for way longer than any human should. The plan was for them to pass on their research and current projects, and we would take over. It didn’t go entirely to plan. I’m going to green text a few things about the base that was shared with me that I think are very crucial and then I’ll tell you about the tunnel they found in one of the craters which provided us with something very unusual. Bear with me, because this is all important.
>The base itself was built into a crater of the moon and was really something to behold.

>Outwardly, the scale of it was not too massive but it was the verticality of the base that was really interesting.
>They had chosen to build it into this specific crater for a few very important reasons.
>A few other of the new members and I got a tour and one of the first stops was to descend deeper into the crater.
>You would not fucking believe what I saw.
>Underneath this base on the moon was an honest to God pyramid.
>I’m not talking pyramid of Giza level or anything like that.
>If you’ve ever seen that old grainy photo that was taken during the Apollo 17 space mission, it was like that except it was buried almost in a cavern underneath this crater.
>I always thought it was either fake or the camera was messed up and it just looked like a weird shape was on the picture.
>After seeing all of this, I am half convinced that the photo is real and was accidentally released along with all of the other photos that were taken on the mission and NASA played it off knowing that only the outcasts of society who no one would listen to would not believe them.
>I had one of the most senior crew members working there giving me a run down on the thing and what he told me was strange.
>He told me that the pyramid made no sense.
>He told me that even though you could enter it and explore what was inside, something about it just didn’t seem right.
>Like, it obviously looked like a manmade structure like the Egyptian pyramids but who could have possibly made it and why would they bury it underground.
>How would they even gain the materials to do something like this as well as the manpower and most important of all: what purpose did it serve.
>The scientists did some tests and investigations and ran every kind of test that they could think of, and they couldn’t figure out the exact material it was built out of.
>It was similar to stone but not exactly, the mass and texture was off, and it didn’t behave in the same way.

>Inside the pyramid itself there were sections of it that had “heat pockets” that felt like you were standing next to the sun but the material itself when on its own gives off no heat at all.
>That wasn’t the only strange thing about the structure.
>It was kind of, hard to focus on, I guess?
>Like, imagine you’re looking out of your peripheral vision not at the furthest reach of it but about the midway point.
>You can make out most of the details and you know what is there but if you try too hard to see then it strains your vision and gives you a headache.
>That is exactly what it was like trying to look at this thing.
>It made your head spin and multiple people had reportedly throw up or passed out after looking at the thing or being in its presence for too long.
>The scientist gave me a guided tour of the pyramid.
>The scale of it was impressive, much bigger than you would expect when looking at the structure from the outside.
>It was honestly quite difficult to get my head around how it worked.
>The corridors all seemed to intertwine at random points that didn’t make sense and made it incredibly easy to get lost since the whole place looked very similar.
>There weren’t any strange markings on any of the walls or any writing, but they did uncover a couple of artifacts from the pyramid that they were currently testing on.
>The pyramid had a few different hollowed out rooms that the artifacts sat in throughout it.
>They were all sitting atop small plinths in each room like it was being displayed.
>It was kind of like the Washington monument except instead of a point at the top it was concave with a space for the artifact to sit, (and obviously much smaller than the Washington monument).
>I am around 5 foot 9 and it sat almost at head height up to me.
>There were etchings into each of the plinths, but it didn’t look like any kind of language.

>There was no pattern to the etchings and looked more like claws had been stuck into each and dragged down them slowly.
>The artifacts I can’t really tell you much about as they still being studied but I can describe them and share as much as we know.
>One of them looked like an ordinary sphere made out of some kind of bronze material.
>It was almost completely weightless when we measured the mass of the thing which suggested it was hollow but any attempts to penetrate the outer shell have been completely unsuccessful.
>They had tried everything short of dropping a nuclear bomb on top of it.
>Another one was kind of like a hunting spear but longer with a red tip that was oddly shaped and is difficult to describe.
>Again, the metal it was tipped with was something that had never been seen on Earth before, but the handle was made out of wood.
>There were a couple more which were quite small and insignificant which I don’t really have any details to share about them.
That is pretty much everything I can tell you about the pyramid. There weren’t any ancient traps or anything like that in there but the artifacts and the effect the pyramid had on our sight was something of massive interest. If we could figure out how it worked then imagine if we could apply it to fighter jets, to stealth bombers. Imagine if we could apply it to actual fucking rockets and nuclear weapons. I think our planet would be in grave danger. I have one more thing to share that I was taught about as part of my training. While I do have a lot of medical skills and did have a personal interest in studying things like biology, this was beyond me so take my explanations with a grain of salt as this is just to help you understand.
>They had a section in the base back above ground with a large lab
>They were researching the atmosphere, the soil, anything you could think of to try and see what they could discover.

>Obviously terraforming the moon would not be on the cards without significant advancements in technology, but every little thing helps, right?
>Anyway, so the soil on the moon is made up of a few things like rock chips and this thing that is only found on the moon which was coined as “agglutinates” which is a little hard to describe without writing a formal essay.
>So, you all know about the world-famous moon landing which was apollo 11.
>The moon mission directly after it, apollo 12, was interesting for a few reasons.
>The main reason is that when the crew returned to Earth they had found a particular strain of bacteria named “Streptococcus mitis” on the lens of the camera of the surveyor 3 probe which they had sent up two years prior to their mission.
>The likely explanation was that it was contaminated at some point when returning to Earth because the sterilization protocols were nowhere near as rigorous but NASA and the U.S government very silently believed otherwise.
>They couldn’t find evidence of it anywhere else on the moon.
>Of course, the entire moon hasn’t been explored so it is very possible that it is somewhere but here is the kicker.
>They found something else.
>They found it only in the soil in the direct vicinity of this pyramid.
>Let me say that I am not a scientific expert and what I say isn’t actual fact but just to give you an idea of how they told me it works.
>Essentially, these bacteria that they found had some kind of special regenerative properties that they were able to observe.
>Now, all bacteria can regenerate themselves, but the extraordinary thing was when they exposed small rodents such as mice to these bacteria.
>It wasn’t perfect, but the mice were able to regenerate mild injuries such as incisions at incredibly advanced rates.
>Not instantly, but within a few hours they were almost fully healed.

>That isn’t all, with exposure to enough of the bacteria and with enough time for it to build up in their buddies the mice were able to partially regrow their limbs.
>It takes a few days and obviously does not work for fatal injuries, but the main problem is that the immune system is able to completely fight off the bacteria before the regeneration process is complete and once that is done the mouse is now immunized and the bacteria is less effective at helping them to regenerate.
>They never tested it on humans while I was there but that was the key obstacle that they were hoping to overcome so that it could be used on humans who are amputees or applying it in combat to prevent as many casualties.
That is the last big revelation they told me about and now I will tell you about the tunnel that we explored before I sign off permanently. I’m sorry that I cannot stay and answer questions. It is too big of a risk for me. Bear in mind, these events and revelations took place over a period of 9 months and did not all happen in the same day.
>Prior to our arrival, another tunnel had been discovered in a crater approximately around two miles due west of the location of our base.
>One of the objectives assigned to us was to take a very small team, just four of us, into this tunnel and figure out what we could find.
>Three military personnel, headed by a man who I wasn’t familiar with but was an Iraq veteran and higher up the food chain by me, alongside one researcher who we would be escorting to collect samples of the soil.
>If there were more structures like the pyramid and more bacteria on the moon then they wanted to know about it ASAP.
>The trek was hard despite it being only two miles.
>No amount of training can really prepare you for just how much energy it takes to walk in such a heavy spacesuit with the everything around you resisting your every move.
>The base we were on did not have many weapons, but we were provided with a few to be used in emergencies only.

>We took one rifle with us, an RK-95 equipped with a bayonet at the end, purely as a precaution and was held by the Iraq vet that was leading the exploration mission.
Just a note, before any know it alls try and tell me that this is fake because guns don’t work in space I suggest you do some research. You won’t be having full scale warfare and blasting people full auto, but you can shoot a couple of rounds no problem.
>Visibility was relatively clear, and we were able to spot the tunnel from a distance.
>The crater was decently deep, and we had to be careful with our descent.
>The tunnel looked to be very obviously man made, like someone had attempted to dig a mineshaft while leaving out any kind of support beams to protect from a collapse.
>The direction of the tunnel was also pretty irregular.
>It descended for a while before taking a strange swirling path east and then continuing the decline.
>After a while of walking, it eventually opened up into a decently sized cavern that left us awe struck.
>The ceiling of it was quite high with stalagmites and stalactites all around.
>There weren’t any manmade structures that we could see, but there was what looked to me a small alcove at the opposite end of the cavern with what looked to be more etchings made there into the cavern wall.
>The researcher stayed with the Iraq vet and was attempting to gather whatever she was looking for to analyze and me and the other guy made our way towards the alcove.
>The alcove itself looked to be naturally formed and these etchings were quite big this time and stretched almost the whole length down it.
>Again, for reference, the alcove stretched a few feet above my head.
>They were similar to the ones inside the pyramid that were etched into the artifact plinths, but they weren’t exact.
>These ones were more diagonal and the size of the etchings in terms of area were bigger.
>We took pictures as best as we could to try and really capture the scale, but it was difficult to.

>Not only that, but for some reason, this alcove was starting to give me a headache just like the pyramid did.
>The only difference this time is that it wasn’t like looking out of my peripheral vision.
>My vision was perfect but after a minute or so my eyes started to become strained and tired, and I had to look away.
>There was another passage on the side of the cavern that we were now on, but the researcher had finished collecting her samples and the Iraq vet made the decision that it was too risky and had too many unknown quantities.
>He was completely right.
>We got exactly what we came for and it was time to leave before we started running into oxygen issues.
>We made the right choice in the end, because we started to hear some weird sounds coming from the direction of that tunnel.
>They were faint, like they were echoing from the very end of a shaft, but we could just about make them out.
>It wasn’t words or really anything that we could properly describe.
>It was just noises echoing faintly.
>Because of the echo it was hard to describe but it was a very abrupt sound, kind of like a plosive sound but slightly different.
>It was quite deep and bassy too, but that is all we got because we left after that.
>We never ventured back in the time that I was stationed there.
>It was decided by command that too many variables were at play, and they preferred to assign us to other tasks.

That is about all I can tell you in all honesty /x/. I hope it was worth the risk. You may think me dumb for telling you this, but things are starting to progress in ways that I don’t like. I only did the one deployment and was on the backburner for a while because being up there for so long seriously took a toll on my body. It really isn’t what it used to be, and I had a longer recovery time than most, so they opted to send other people in my place.

. I lived on the base in Panama for quite a while to aid with my recovery and I was kept in the loop of advancements in case I was ready to ship out once my turn came back around. After that I was given leave and told to rest and focus on my recovery. If things continue on their current trajectory, then devastating things are coming. I’m sorry I that I cannot stick around for questions, but I hope I was able to provide at least some insight. Goodbye /x/.

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Space and the moon landing are fake and gay!

>>38265776
glowies getting to this one early LMAO

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>Hay everyone, I've been to the moon.
> No further questions, please.

perfect /x/ post!

>>38265713
>Joined the military at age 18
>Iraq war
>operations over in Syria and even ended up in Libya
>medical skills
>transferred to an underground military base
>classified mission that was due to launch within a year’s time.
>almost no family members aside from my aunt and uncle who raised me in place of my junkie dad and my mom who passed away during childbirth.

This is more than enough info to find your identity if you were telling the truth. You're bored making up stories for attention.

>>38265814
the guy never said anything about trying to protect his identity. he specificallyy said he'd be known straight away and was fleeing lmao. zero reading skills

>>38265814
>I'm risking my life to post this and won't be sticking around because I have preparations to flee before they find me because they will know who I am.

HURR DURR YOU GAVE THEM INFO THAT WILL LET THEM FIND YOU OBVIOUSLY FAKE REAL PEOPLE WOULD NEVER PUT THEMSELVES IN DANGER TO EXPOSE INFORMATION.

why even bother commenting? certified glowie.

Interesting read but the thought that we could actually ever find an alien structure with alien tech and a retarded American would only think "wow this would be great for war" made me cringe.

>>38265712
>OOBE
>Go to moon
>Materialize moon base
>Fuck tulpa wife
>Work on sacred geometry to make hypersigils
>Build geomancy temporal teleporters

>>38266558
You know that's exactly how the government would think though.

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>>38265713
>Lucky me, I get shipped off pretty quickly to fight in the Iraq war.
>Saw the most fucked up shit you could possibly imagine.
>Slaughtering civilians, blowing up protected buildings and desecrating them, beating civilians for information and sometimes even just for fun.
>Some of our soldiers would beat the fuck out of enemies that we had capture even if they had surrendered peacefully.
>Would take them back and waterboard them and torture them until they gave up whatever they wanted to hear even if it wasn’t true.
>Would do this to women and child soldiers and whatever else you could think of.
>So many war crimes that just got covered up.
>I also took part in operations over in Syria and even ended up in Libya at one point.

What's your MOS(s) tough guy? Make your larp half believable at least
If there's a moon base, the US didn't build it.

>>38266658
who else could build possibly build one if not the US?

I give this larp a 4/10

>>38267349
Nah, this is better than average, Decent worldbuilding and real world knowledge. At least a 6/10 for me.

>>38266658
We had the technology to get to the Moon in 1969, we have the technology to live in space, its not a stretch to imagine a base on the Moon. In fact, it makes perfect sense.

>>38266658
>If there's a moon base, the US didn't build it.
It was ancient advanced humans.

>>38267380
>>38267207

>We had the technology to get to the Moon in 1969
"Paperclip German" tech, if we ever went to the moon that is.
>we have the technology to live in space
Officially? Then we should have been back on the moon and have bases there, no? What's the longest a person have been in space? The current record is less than 1,5 year. Is that "living in space"?

>>38265712
Status?

>>38267656
OP is kill

bump

>>38267375
>I went to Uh-rak and we did a hecking war crime or two (good thing lefty journos never heard)
>I also ended up in Suh-ra and even Lub-yuh cause im so tuff and speshul
>After a few years of being epic the men in black noticed me for being so epic
>I went to the moon cause im so epic and smart and tuff
Lmao

>>38267784
this is where the larp is exposed. why would we send retarded single digit iq soldiers with no technological skills or scientific degrees to the moon. like sending a fucking marine to perform open heart surgery. fucking retarded.

>>38267803
disposable and already have a history of following orders without question no matter how fucked up. also he was obviously sent up there to provide medical skills in case anyone was injured on an expedition that they were going on like the tunnel exploration he mentioned. it does make sense if you think about it.

>>38267826
to add to this, you ain't gonna send a doctor to space and they aren't gonna shut up either before they go or after they get back even with an NDA it will spread somehow. obviously this moron spilled the beans but with no one to go to or fall back on it's less chance to spread and easier to keep him in check.

>>38267803
As long as there is one person with the knowledge to pilot the spacecraft, (the chinese sent up with them), then the only training needed for going to space is purely physical which the soldiers would have a head start on. This wasn't some dumbass oh yeah let's do a couple of jumps up and down on the moon and head back this was a planned out operation with the need for people willing to take risks and do field work. A scientist with a degree is gonna fall and die in that cavern or get eaten by whatever they heard.

>>38267826
>>38267836
>>38267846
never happened. gonna need more than a blurry photo.

>>38267375
>>38267784
The bits about Panama and Noriega? I'd buy it.
The bits about working with China? Less believable but plausible as long as they found a way to keep the important stuff from them.
The bacteria on the moon and references to past missions? All actually factual if you look them up. Just for doing the research this is an above average larp for me. Not to mention he admitted to being 5'9 LMAO no 4chan larper is gonna tell people they're a manlet.

>>38267861
I'm not saying it happened but I'm saying it is more plausible than you'd think and the things he mentions have reasonable explanations. Enjoyable larp if you know your stuff and think a little deeper.

>>38267881
no it's very Fake & Gay bro.

>>38265736
almost decent spoopypasta bro but
>No amount of training can really prepare you for just how much energy it takes to walk in such a heavy spacesuit with the everything around you resisting your every move.
dude.
dude.
in 0.166 ɡ? seriously? a NASA EVA suit is around 110 pounds. you know how much that is on the Moon? 16.53 pounds.
wow very heavy bro, can't move at all
>everything around you resisting your every move.
what everything? the absent atmosphere of the Moon is resisting your every move?
do better research bro. this is trivial shit. it's not like getting a landing vector off.

>following orders without question no matter how fucked up
Nothing suggests larper OP actually carried anything out (or that the crimes were ordered), only witnessed. At any rate there was nothing fucked up to carry out on the moon. Waste of money.
>you ain't gonna send a doctor to space
They had a scientist up there giving tours according to LARPer..
>the govt paid for me to train for 1 year to go to the moon so I could take a tour of a pyramid
>they had a 1995-introduced Finnish assault rifle up there even though Noriega fell in 1989

>>38266628
I don't wanna be reminded of that while reading mediocre larps for entertainment

>>38267908
did you even read? he said he served in iraq war and syria and libya which means he couldn't have gone up until like 2013 or 2014. more than plausible for them to have a 1995 rifle up there. yes the doctor was up there just on the base doing nothing but looking at what they already had. my point was that the scientist couldn't go explore this other tunnel on their own

>>38267907
It's not about the weight and if you did your research you'd know that even experienced astronauts say how hard and grueling it is to move around in those suits even with the reduced mass. Mentally draining too

>>38267908
Ah disregard last part.

>>38267907
don't forget the oxygen they're breathing isn't like what it is on Earth it is pure oxygen with a much lower pressure

>>38267936
>experienced astronauts
who walked on the Moon in the last 20 years with modern suits?

>>38267948
so you're admitting that you don't know if it would be different than what he says? you're admitting that you don't know if modern suits would be able to solve these issues?

>>38267927
>yes the doctor was up there just on the base doing nothing but looking at what they already had. my point was that the scientist couldn't go explore this other tunnel on their own
>>>38267836
>you ain't gonna send a doctor to space and they aren't gonna shut up either before they go or after they get back even with an NDA it will spread somehow.
Lmao
>>38267873
>Not to mention he admitted to being 5'9 LMAO no 4chan larper is gonna tell people they're a manlet.
Balanced out by the 'I have crazy combat and medical skills and witnessed dozens of war crimes in my time in Iraq'

>>38267945
if you don't know what this means it means that the suit would be stiff because of the 0 pressure from space and don't forget the suit is like 11 layers of shit

>>38267936
>It's not about the weight
he said the suit is heavy. it isn't. he should be able to carry 60 pounds of gear at minimum. and the suit weights less than 20 on the Moon.

>>38267963
one doctor makes sense, but if you need a full crew to do manual shit you aren't going to send a full crew of scientists that would be stupid. you need expendable muscle and I know you know that and you're refuting to be pedantic.

>>38267972
heavy is a subjective feeling. heavy to me might be light to you. read my other comments about the pressure of the oxygen and how it would make the suit stiff. you might describe stiff and hard to manoeuvre in as feeling "heavy"

>>38267962
no I'm asking you if you're retarded and you just answered with an emphatic YES

>>38267963
all he said was he witnessed some shit, didn't die and had some field medical skills. if you think that is unbelievable then you've lived a very sheltered life.

>>38267990
you believe that this larp is real. you're fucking retarded. simple as.

>>38267983
classic 4channer syndrome on display here folks. thinks he knows everything and when proven wrong he resorts to insults.

>>38267994
no, but I'm saying that it makes a lot more sense than is being given credit for. so many people in this thread thinks a quick google search is the same as having actual knowledge on a subject.

>>38268000
bro stfu

>>38267995
>when proven wrong
where did that happen? did you provide specs for the EVA suit that this LARPer used on the Moon? did you prove it's heavy? you don't even know what model he used, do you?
because I gave you fucking numbers. did you disprove the Moon's gravity perhaps?
did you present any arguments at all? no, but you're acting like you know what's going on.
you're desperately defending a poor quality LARP.
should I admire you intelligence?

>>38267990
Then this absolutely unremarkable man went into space and was stationed in a super secret lunar base for a time on this basis.

>>38268036
along with others as disposable crew. glowies are out in full force today. you pick one thing apart and then flip flop and say the opposite. no matter the response you have a new strawman to attack

>>38268008
>speaks sense
>we don't that here

>>38268078
So it's not just a good LARP but fact now?
>Help! The government is attacking my fanfic again!

>>38265712
What units were you in? What did you do in Syria and Libya? No Afghanistan?

>>38268105
again with the strawman. I never said it was fact but then again your reading comprehension is at a first grade level.

>>38268119
He ain't gonna respond. Read what he said.

>>38268018
>you intelligence
I win.

>>38268135
The glow-in-the-darks are devoting much resources to attacking this story on the internet. Are they trying to cover up sound in space?

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>>38265712
>yes
>a "us military base"
>did i get that point across?
>this is not PSYOPS

Get sent to Iraq to fight jew oil wars by killing children and giving those sandniggers some taste of freedom using advanced tech. Oh noes, the pyramid on the moon could be used to make more advanced weapons of war! This is dangerous.. lmao

>>38268153
>The glow-in-the-darks are devoting much resources to attacking this story on the internet.

And somehow cant just delete it? How the fuck are some peoples cognitive abilities this fucking shit

>>38268406
Deleting it would be too obvious

>We made the right choice in the end, because we started to hear some weird sounds coming from the direction of that tunnel.

There is no sound on the moon lmao

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>>38269306
a few seconds later...

>>38265712
I was at the Moon last week to check on the chink lander and to ensure the Apollo 11 site is still intact. Never saw any moon bases. Can I have your name, address, and phone number so I can verify your story?

>>38269321
you see this is what we need to be worried about, getting the cats off the moon

>>38266658
>Some of our soldiers would beat the fuck out of enemies that we had capture even if they had surrendered peacefully.
Well that's pretty normal. You're always going to have angry, spiteful motherfuckers and they will absolutely beat the shit out of someone who isn't part of their team.

>>38268036
>Then this absolutely unremarkable man went into space and was stationed in a super secret lunar base for a time on this basis.

Last week OP was in antarctica and previously working for elites on their human hunting most dangerous game. Our aspiring spooky story teller is regressing as this larp is the less believable than his others. Fuck off faggot 1:10

>>38265712
I'm inclined to think you might be telling the truth and what you describe is something new but also kind of in keeping with the kinds of things that are actually on the Lunar surface. I don't see anything that is a hook that really contradicts what other people have reported around secret space programs. The only thing I find questionable is how isolated you were and what little they let you in on but that also makes sense with how long you were there and what they had you doing.

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>>38265712
Even if this is a larp OP knows some real shit about the moon. Really well constructed if fake. Curious to know what bad stuff is going to happen.

Extremely crappy larp

>>38267565
>ISS has been occupied for 20+ years
>implying we cant make the same shit but at ground level on the Moon

few things I noticed:

>The ceiling of it was quite high with stalagmites and stalactites all around.
You know these are formed by mineral deposits from water right?

>we started to hear some weird sounds coming from the direction of that tunnel.
You realize sound waves need air to travel through right?

half entertaining story, OP, but I'm calling gay bullshit

NIgga, I'm not going to read all that. But good for you. Or sorry that it happened

>>38269530
Why do you think that there is only one moron writing stories on this board?

>>38265742
How do you hear outside your suit on the fucking moon

>>38270138
Iykyk

>>38265742
>sound on the moon

>>38269321
this one is real. look at the shadows

>>38265712
>Neil A.
>First man on the moon
>A. lieN
>noom nam no eht tsrif
>ie, Bread year and nice

Not telling you more than that. Work it out on your own.