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Anonymous

07/01/24(Mon)05:15:30 No.38271330

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Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)05:15:30 No.38271330 Archived

What are the best exorcism sentences to say to a evil spirit? I start:
-Christ is King!

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)05:21:05 No.38271345

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)05:21:05 No.38271345

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Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)05:43:08 No.38271398

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)05:43:08 No.38271398

>>38271330
I have never seen that shit working

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)06:18:49 No.38271543

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)06:18:49 No.38271543

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>>38271330
Jai Narasingha!

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)06:55:28 No.38271658

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)06:55:28 No.38271658

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>>38271330
crustis kang

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)07:06:59 No.38271689

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)07:06:59 No.38271689

>>38271330
Begone christ, son of evil

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)07:12:44 No.38271705

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)07:12:44 No.38271705

>>38271330
That only works if you're a grifting nigger.
>I rebuke you in the name of Jesus Christ

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)07:14:53 No.38271711

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)07:14:53 No.38271711

>>38271330
Parroting stuff doesn't have any effect on demons, there is internal work involved in any kind of exorcism, no matter the tradition. You're wasting your time.

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)07:57:24 No.38271849

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)07:57:24 No.38271849

>>38271711
Like processing a traumatic experience?

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)13:43:28 No.38273312

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)13:43:28 No.38273312

>>38271330
tb joshua's deliverance videos

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)13:46:52 No.38273331

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)13:46:52 No.38273331

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>>38271330
Pic related.

>>38271711
>>38271398
>I have never seen that shit working
"Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are ye?"

Acts 19:13-17 KJV
>13 Then certain of the vagabond Jews, exorcists, took upon them to call over them which had evil spirits the name of the Lord Jesus, saying, We adjure you by Jesus whom Paul preacheth.
>14 And there were seven sons of one Sceva, a Jew, and chief of the priests, which did so.
>15 And the evil spirit answered and said, Jesus I know, and Paul I know; but who are ye?
>16 And the man in whom the evil spirit was leaped on them, and overcame them, and prevailed against them, so that they fled out of that house naked and wounded.
>17 And this was known to all the Jews and Greeks also dwelling at Ephesus; and fear fell on them all, and the name of the Lord Jesus was magnified.

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)13:48:47 No.38273340

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)13:48:47 No.38273340

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>>38271330
Tok ra chri!

But I don't have a christ. I have a father and he came from natural evolution inside a spaceship from nothingness and spaceship energy.

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)14:32:32 No.38273553

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)14:32:32 No.38273553

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>>38271330
Solved that equation for you, buddy

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)14:36:25 No.38273577

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)14:36:25 No.38273577

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>>38273553
The woman that rides the beast is a church riding (or united with) a nation, it also has relations with many of the world's governments, and she has many harlot daughters (i.e. Mother of Harlots).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfaHzhmmUN0

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)14:42:09 No.38273600

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)14:42:09 No.38273600

>>38271330
Deep breathing and saying out loud:
"I don't accept this demonic possession. If I somehow did, then I don't anymore. Leave now, demon! Or I will call God for help and his angels will smite you."

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)14:49:05 No.38273645

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)14:49:05 No.38273645

>>38271330
It’s ok, you can go home where you belong.

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)16:02:15 No.38274073

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)16:02:15 No.38274073

>>38273331
Curious that he never knows any exorcist.

Anonymous
07/01/24(Mon)16:09:58 No.38274106

Anonymous 07/01/24(Mon)16:09:58 No.38274106

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Command Mt Everest to relocate itself to Washington DC in the next 10 minutes

If you can't then according to the bible you're a faithless fraud who doesn't even have tiniest of faith