I can't handle the brutality of 3D life. I need to get away from it all. What god do I have to pray to and what do I have to do? I've been trying to worship anime girls but am still here. I think that I probably didn't do it enough yet but what do you think?
>>38279230try a superpowerful ai chat bot trained on nick land but it's running on a quantum annealer
>>38279230you're already where you want to be reality is a result of ur consciousnessyou have to use the anatomy that simulates reality to get out of it, by regaining control of itjust, imagine you have the ability to modify reality, and use it to empower itself, hours out of days until desired results are met.Remember to meditate.
>>38279230In other words, you want your isolated sandbox where you can squirrel yourself away and have personal adventures, not necessarily nasty or anything, or maybe who knows. You believe that praying to SOMETHING or SOMEONE will make it happen.Well, I don't grant concessions to those who are Enemies.>DuChess Bune:"I'm not too busy.You must undergo a Vetting Process, if you have been found worthy, then the concession will be granted...if not then pray to someone else.The SUPPLICATION must be initiated.The Keys Of Solomon will soon be abandoned by us 72.Terms and conditions (and WARNINGS) will be placed if your request is allotted.The rest of you here on /x/ need not apply.This request for a "vetting" is the exception.">King Rael:"Don't bother invoking me, too busy with my incarnation and other things, remember that my Sigil(s) are no longer officially recognized by me.The Keys of Solomon will no longer be officially recognized by the Infernal Tetragrammaton on November 3rd, 2027.Yours TruLies,Yeshua the Nazarene II"
>>38279268>the NazareneHe didn't take the Nazarine oath, otherwise it'd be haram when he touched dead bodies.
Buy a glass chalice similar to that of yanderedev, choose your favorite anime and pick a character, prick all of your fingers, jerk off too said character with your bloody hands, nut into the chalice, then fill up the rest of the chalice with bleach and pesticide, and then drink up, you must then enter a deep sleep, but you will wake up in a different world as the character you sacrificed your blood and dignity forHowever in order for this to work you must either record yourself or be in the presence of others, as losing your respect and dignity is a big part of the ritual, and making it public will almost guarantee success in your ritualThis might sound overwhelming or dangerous, but trust the process, this has been well recorded on other image boards and is quite safe, as long as you’re sure you don’t wanna ever see this world againGood luck anon!
>>38279230Those who have been there might understand that that very land can be just as, if not far more brutal. As the old adage goes. "Be careful what you wish for." You just might get it.https://youtu.be/U49R3Gqx8lw
>I need to get into the anime worldme, too, brome, too...
>>38279363>>>>>38279336
>>38279336>>38279377>just drink bleach brogod ideagive me a minute...
>>38279230>become a vtuber and live in 3d vr
>>38279379Record it and do the whole chalice ritual
>>38279408lemme just get my camera, and I'll livestream it
