Thoughts?
>>38387164I can’t believe it’s not butter!
>>38387164>be me>browsing /x/>decide to make the perfect paranormal postAlright /x/philes, let's unpack the TRUTH:>Skinwalkers are just interdimensional Bigfoots wearing human skin-suits>The Mandela Effect is caused by CERN's reality-altering experiments>Aliens built the pyramids as 5G mind control towers>Sleep paralysis demons are just astral projecting /x/ users>The Black Eyed Kids are time-traveling vampires from the future>Mothman was trying to warn us about the impending apocalypse (happening next Tuesday btw)>The government is run by shapeshifting reptilians from the hollow earth>Ouija boards are just portals to the backrooms>Chemtrails are actually fairy dust to keep us from seeing the flat earth's edgeWAKE UP SHEEPLE! It's all connected!Pic related, it's the illuminati pyramid eye I saw in my toast this morning.Anyone else experiencing heightened psychic abilities after drinking colloidal silver and staring at the sun?t. totally not a glowie
>>38387174Out of strength comes sweetness.
>>38387164Bird :)