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Anonymous

07/23/24(Tue)19:21:43 No.38439416

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How do someone practice jewish magic?

Anonymous
07/23/24(Tue)19:23:53 No.38439434

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)19:23:53 No.38439434

>>38439416
First you need 50 foreskins. Then venmo me $200 and I'll teach you how to use them.

Anonymous
07/23/24(Tue)19:27:20 No.38439462

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)19:27:20 No.38439462

>>38439416
>casts spell to live rent free in incel heads

Anonymous
07/23/24(Tue)20:24:12 No.38439798

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)20:24:12 No.38439798

>>38439416
go to wailing wall. fuck wall. this is actually copulation with ancient demon. create demon spawn children meant to subjugate your enemies. apparently this is actually the truth about the wailing walll.

Anonymous
07/23/24(Tue)20:44:18 No.38439905

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)20:44:18 No.38439905

Gather 8 foreskins and wear them as rings on each finger

Anonymous
07/23/24(Tue)20:44:52 No.38439911

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)20:44:52 No.38439911

You will feel your power increase with each foreskin

CardFAG(reader)
07/23/24(Tue)20:49:07 No.38439941

CardFAG(reader) 07/23/24(Tue)20:49:07 No.38439941

>>38439416
practice any wetsern magick most of it is atleast somehow derived from kabbalah

Anonymous
07/23/24(Tue)21:16:17 No.38440087

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)21:16:17 No.38440087

Kabbalah

Anonymous
07/23/24(Tue)21:21:13 No.38440118

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)21:21:13 No.38440118

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Be born from a jewish woman

Or skip christmas

Anonymous
07/23/24(Tue)21:26:15 No.38440152

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)21:26:15 No.38440152

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>>38439416
Be jewish. From a old babylonian pure bloodline.
Otherwise theres no jewish magick for you.

Anonymous
07/23/24(Tue)22:07:48 No.38440443

Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)22:07:48 No.38440443

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>>38439462
Just file your house as place of worship and bye bye property taxes
Those jews really did a number on you amerisharts

Peacebringer
07/23/24(Tue)22:10:14 No.38440463

Peacebringer 07/23/24(Tue)22:10:14 No.38440463

>>38439416
Start by raping children, producing nothing, and stealing money through scams. Then when people start getting mad at you, call them an antisemite, and deflect onto Muslims, and White people

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)00:43:24 No.38441495

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)00:43:24 No.38441495

>>38439416
"That looks good. Now sign here for the loan to take effect."

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)01:11:38 No.38441686

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:11:38 No.38441686

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>>38440443

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)01:12:52 No.38441695

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:12:52 No.38441695

>>38440118
The Puritans banned Christmas in England under Cromwell. It's not forbidden anymore. The frothing at the mouth Christcucks lost this one!

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)01:14:48 No.38441712

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:14:48 No.38441712

>>38439416
I hope you're autistic enough to enjoy Kabbalah.