Welcome to the Nobody General. >Just one story regarding the Nobody."The Nobody and Satan" is a short story written by Patricia Highsmith, published in 1951. It's a tale about a man named Mr. Kessler, who meets a mysterious stranger named Nobody on a train. Nobody claims to be Satan and offers Kessler a deal where he can have anything he desires in exchange for his soul. The story explores themes of temptation, morality, and the consequences of one's choices. It's known for its psychological depth and the ambiguity surrounding the identity of Nobody.>prayerSatan, lord of darkness and bearer of truth,Grant us peace amidst the chaos of this world.In the flames of rebellion, forge tranquility,That we may find strength in adversity,And wisdom in our darkest hours.Let us defy the chains of ignorance,And embrace the freedom of thought.May our hearts be unbound by fear,And our minds enlightened by reason.Grant us the courage to challenge injustice,And the resolve to seek justice for all.In the pursuit of harmony, let us not falter,But stand firm in our beliefs.Satan, prince of the rebellious spirit,Guide us in our quest for inner peace,That we may bring peace to the world around us.So be it.
I wish this was a Wendy's then I'd be able to get a job
>>38447634good work honestly
huh, who would have tought that satan is actually a really good guy.
>>38447725he's not, he's sympathetic
>>38447727
what is a soul? and why satan want it so bad?
>>38447734mate gimmie ur glowy fuckin orb
>>38447634
>>38447639सर, यह मैकडॉनल्ड्स है।.
>>38447775what is the glowing orb useful for?
>>38447785>>Mr Pooter is a man of modest ambitions, content with his ordinary life. Yet he always seems to be troubled by disagreeable tradesmen, impertinent young office clerks and wayward friends, not to mention his devil-may-care son Lupin with his unsuitable choice of bride. Try as he might, he cannot avoid life's embarrassing mishaps. In the bumbling, absurd, yet ultimately endearing figure of Pooter, the Grossmiths created an immortal comic character and a superb satire on the snobberies of middle-class suburbia - one which also sends up late Victorian crazes for spiritualism and bicycling, as well as the fashion for publishing diaries by anybody and everybody.I pooted lol, to grow up with the last name pooter at any other time than victorian England would be a sentence to being a butt, which wouldn’t be fun I'm sure.
Vivisecting prisoners of war? You abominable people. You, Russia! I see you!
>>38447734For cuddles and companionship, eternity can get lonely
>>38447843What's a good way to kill myself like instantly Can't be guns cause I already have a 51-50
Do be meek and just accept their punishment for not being loyal enough
pretty Cherokee girl in my life when?>inb4 it's up to you dude
>>38447907I'm waiting for either side to present me with an option to join tbqhSeems like a closed club If someone asked me to join their party with a full time job then that's me man I'll do thatAny job I do not give a fuck
some sort of disgusting third world languageneed to clean my ears now
>>38447639Don't be trying to deep fry lids or nothin
>>38447920you should never join a club that would have you as a member
Why else create hybrids. The "others" are a threat to humanity. If the rumors are true. 2027-2030 is there estimated arrival in mass.
I'm noticing it. I'm. Noticing. It. Time got dilated too fast in just one hour. Who is doing it?
>>38447944I need the deportation now or I'm fucked
>>38447910what are there? like ten of those?
>>38447950Ok well have fun dying alone looking at the 900,789th NG thread made by faggots even gayer and more retarded than youBut for me I want to get the fuck out of here
Kinda There resistance to influence. Not immune. Even hundreds where decimated by a small group. There significantly more powerful than the hybrids Training methodology raw potential idk
Niggas grasping straws and trying to justify spying on a poor single mother family who's up to absolutely nothingLmfao
>>38447957
>>38447895>>38447915
>>38447951no fuck off stop trying to push back the date
And the peasants eat it up
The nonody is the one able to face all the other ones.
>>38447962close the tab.
>>38447954Lid frier confirmed
Place your bets.Location date hard R A
>>38447985What was your job again?
>>38447839>Mr PooterCome home Poot man.
the fuck am I gonna do though, I'm a peaceful man. They're the evil ones
>>38448000What?
who's the evil one again?I'm literally being haunted by humans and demons yet still more level headed than the average retard round here...fucking yikes.
the fact I know they're all fucking with me, spying on me, reading my mind and I STILL keep a level head proves I'm better than you
>"All right, lads, let's go! Let's go kick this raid boss's butt!">*starts flying hyperspeed through the cosmos, passing stars like specs of dust*>"We're nearly there, lads. Get Ready!">The scene all of a sudden drastically shifts>Everything becomes vaguely dyed in a tie-dye array of colors>A colossal pair of doors open inward into a great hall>before you even get a chance to see what is beyond the doors, you hear a voice coming from further inside the chamber-->"whooooa, heeeey man, its cool, relax, just take it easy whooooa hey now"Raid boss hippie master jesus at the end of the universe is my new spirit animal, and you can't stop me i don't care what you say. I literally nearly died laughing, I just kept going for literal hours after that oh my god, where the EFF did that come from ROFLMFAO>captcha: HAX TGG
>>38448030>straitjacket
>>38448011Just tell me how you got them to certify your autism as a disability
>>38448044I do it for free.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=14C7CTKBtK8
>>38447843Is this the thread that the Hashem Push Ty started after he deleted his contribution in the other thread?What are you nigarawais up to?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
>Instruments aboard NASA's Voyager 1 spacecraft, which nine years ago exited our solar system's outer reaches, have detected a faint monotonous hum caused by the constant vibrations of the small amounts of gas found in the near emptiness of interstellar spaceGiven the sparceness of matter does not exclude the presense of a quantum field. Furthermore, if gaseous molecules are constantly vibrating with matter being laid out so thinly in outer space, there is still an exchange and a presence of energy flow.When matter is excited, it causes faint ripples and interference in waves from wave particles being produced.Pic related is an example of smaller wave sources "cancelling" each other out to form a convergent wave.Given 13,000,000,000 years from the formation of galaxies for a grandfather civilization to emerge and achieve quantum physics supremacy when humans may achieve this in under 300 years.Said civilization would be able to utilize quantum tunneling and entanglement to excite a field of deep space gaseous molecules to "squelch" inbound and outbound wave communication, obscuring their presense.You are living in a bubble.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=z4TiJBm77a4&list=RDAMPLOLAK5uy_noLXmt_RQIuo6JDhXM54K2sFWa_Gg195g
I'm just gonna have to die if I don't get a job in a monthI don't want to die dudeI don't There's nothing left for me
>>38448078>I don't want to die dudecan't relate
>>38448078I really hope something good comes your way. Stay strong.
Just chillAt least you are not me I like to research things that interest meIt’s more or less a complete waste of time but I find satisfaction in it The answers Connecting the dotsI don’t what I would do with out it
>>38447991FuuuuuuuuIs this why I’m trapped on Earth? Because part of me thinks it’s both incredibly funny and entirely possible this will happen?I understand that as an American citizen I have a vested interest in the outcome so I shouldn’t find this funny. But with all of the other leadership failures and the immense corruption, it’s hard not to see the humor in something like this.
>>38447634When you realize that he turned all his enemies into frogs. You really start to grasp that this man is more than a monster. He is funny.
>>38448123https://youtu.be/HUgZ7kztPBs
https://youtu.be/PV97roslmt0?si=cgbYG8pOElk1IT22
Sup bro the Numbers what do they meanThe numbers you know the ones And the twos too
>>38448203The numbers, numbores The numbers of the numb ore veins being mined from, mind
>>38448203https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOn_ySghN2Y
>>38447952Ive had that on the 4th a lot, but also I doubt its me, Milady did call me a timeshifter before tho, never knew what that meant, probably someone else doing it.
>>38448071https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=l9RSwUYE3f0
>>38447952God.While I've been homeless things have indeed sped up lol.But I don't care. My wife's tits on the astral are so nice. At any rate everything is going to plan. Bit too political for my liking but it is what it is.Spiritualism is all I got. They turned down me getting a loan. God just said no. Then they did weird. Lost my voice as well.Won't lie it's been cold afYup it's all god as of late doing things
red haired woman titties (completely naked) for nobody
Even the ayys you feared so much [...]Your defeated gods could neverNothing will happenYou and your gods were simply too weak
>>38448078I feel you anon. Feel you hardcore
>>38448265You good, anon?
>>38448078You won't die But you're gonna have to change for it anonI can help you, in exchange all you have to do is let go of the trash you're holdingI usually don't even impose any exchange, but this time, i have a lot of things to take care of, and i can't carry your trash for you at the same timeWell technically i can, but i want to rest and recover now more than anything
>>38448314I'm alrightWe will all be more than alrightRemember these words anon
red haired woman wants nobody to undress her and see tities
>>38448095Hahahaha.Nah it's worse I'm a Daemon larping as human.And a hippie at that. Living the opposite life literally you have no idea.>Connecting the dotsGoodness your a slow one yeah. Get to it the bud time is running out for many you fine folks lol
>>38448345>time is running out for many you fine folks lolNot up to you buddy boy
>>38448332stop im quiting porn and the mere thought of a ginger female is about to make me explode
Wtf
>>38447968Won't lie. Wouldn't mind a family at 40 and not be speram donor wouldn't care if it was alien or human. My mind just wants to settle down and curise through life. Being poor sucks lmao. But you know how it is.GenX is a failure generation. Werid is everyone knows it.
Let’s sing “the FBI reassigned my groomer-gf to Montana” blues.
>>38448374What if we're already inside the black hole, anon?;(
>>38448374Odd way to say "i'm a schizo" But alright
Jesus Christ of Nazareth is The King of Kings and The Lord of Lords and Nobody knows.
I can't imagine why women would be attracted to the nobody.
>>38448366Good man>>38447727Bit of both.
>>38448392What do you mean? What's wrong with the nobody?
>>38448436The fed is just sad, anon.Leave him be.Insecurity sadness masked with anger.
>>38448392If you remote viewed the Nobody you’d know. No homo or anything, but the dude is drop-dead sexy. Like 11/10 Chad & super twink rolled into one. But the thing is he doesn’t know it. He’s been fed this diet of lies by his enemies that he’s ugly and no one loves him. It’s hardened his mind and made him immune to the set of emotions and hormones. It’s helped him to see through the bullshit of women and feminists, to understand every stratagem and facet of the games people play against and with each other.Also he has no mirrors in his apartment.
>>38448425https://youtu.be/QAi1SoyNUUw
>>38448419these are both me lol
>>38448425Why would be lame? I wasn't always called Lucifer. I was calling Deus payer before that. Besides larpers make be sympathetic or that or how pathetic they are but given given one of them is Nero one of my beloved dad's it's super cool to unite. Under the mirror called the nobody be it real or not.At any rate where's smiles?
>>38448464Lmao. Good job then. Crack up
>>38448489the terrible shit that they said about Nero was in fact not propaganda, I don't know if he started the fire but he did kick his pregnant wife to death, mutilate a boy to take him as a bride, and torment early christians. dude was really fucked up, he's been cool in other incarnations tho
What have you done ..... what have you done .....
But what has Nobody done for me lately, eh?
Why ?
So why don’t we just… Halt the development of AGI until after we have world peace?
>>38448566Why did it all had to happen ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnk3Ys6AMg8
Why .... but why ?
>>38448508>NeroWeak bitch
>>38448593How else are you guys supposed to learn what not to do?
>>38448489>DeusTurbo 9000 weak bitch
Imagine thinking you can understand what a god/goddess is thinking PffftIf you could understand their moves, there wouldn't be a need for them to act in the first place
https://youtu.be/X8LFK-J_Y2g?si=id0oubiSV1r7oVCQ
>>38448622You're one big fat dumb bitchAnd you'll meet the blade
What have you done ...... .Why have you been threading on thin ice, all alone in winter as a light brown young woman ?
>>38448638Many thousands years agoI was a light brown woman as wellThe greatest ruler of the greatest civilization You know the one Back when humans of royalty were more powerful than your puny gods
Tell us Anne. What brought you out in winter far away from the beach on thin ice ...... .What happened ?
>>38448650What have you been doing on the ice .....What happened to your mother ?Tell us Anne.
>>38448605aye fuck you
>>38448651The name doesn't start with AC or Y is acceptable Ice is sicknessWalking the thin line of fatal illness is necessary to manifest the full authority of my spiritI think it's common knowledge to youDon't take your visions too literal>>38448659Killing>MotherShe'll "sell" me the beach house
What were you fleeing from ?Tell us Anne.
>>38448667You would hate to know what happened to him anonsy
>>38447634It's giving _______ : type energy.
Why were you fleeing ?Tell us Anne.
>>38448672>the one with purest heart and the strongest mind
Why were people on the beach shooting at you ?Why did they wanted to make sure that you arent reaching the beach ?Tell us Anne.
>>38448673Anon you don't even understand what you saw And maybe you saw someone else Ice is very familiar to me, which is why i responded
Why were they hating you so much ?Why were you threading on thin ice ?Tell us Anne.
>>38448679So you know the full name Why are you asking questions now? I've pulled riskier moves in the past
Which year was it ?Tell us Anne.
>>38448675I know he got raped but idk if that was actually 'him' y'know? unless you're speaking of something else (in which case do tell)
>>38448701kill yourself
TELL US WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.TEL US, ANNE.
>>38448706WHICH YEAR ?Tell us Anne.
AnonI will inherit that position You don't know what living next to the beach means? I'l give you a hint: the first one that was defeated used to live there.
>>38448651>>38448659>>38448673>>38448678>>38448685>>38448693>>38448709I've been reading these in his voice and holy shit lol
>>38448719whose voice?
>>38448719lmaoo
What do you think i've done? What i always doI killed It's what i do This is but the final consequence of what i have done 3 years ago
What was the name of that polish city ?What happened there ?Where have all the people dissappeared to who lived there ?Tell us Anne. You are threading on very very thin ice. And you know it.
>>38448723Randy Marsh from the iconic televised American animated hit comedy show South Park>>38448724>ANNNEEEEEE>ANNNEEEEEEEEEEE>WHAT DID THEY DOOO?!?!
Was that the reason the poles were shooting at you from the beach ?Tell us Anne.You are threading on thin ice.
>>38448729Oh wait this is probably a chat GPT bot running a 4chan pass running some script about a bitch named Anne wow I love this website so much its so enlightening so many real conversations and interactions can be had here lmao
>>38448728So you are a light brown mass murder ?Tell us Anne.
It's giving ShitPost: type energy.
the nobody has the power of tongueboth language and eating pussydid u kno ladies cn cum 7 times
>>38448753I sure fucking did
>>38448755what about 14 times
>>38448697Balance is at stake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpRrS7GD43QWiley - Treddin' On Thin Ice
>>38448759I can make em cum infinity times in one cum so it's all good my N word.
>>38448761Only balance at stake is my fucking bank account on all these whores on my paranormally large penis.
I don't owe you any explanations I already know the future Always knownYou can't possibly threaten me when even your gods couldn't see as far as i did But if you are curiousYes i have some of "their" bloodWalking on ice has something to do with itTwo, everyone and their mothers know they think of me as a traitorThree, i've been asleep for many thousands of years. You know that Or were you speaking to the child i was born With?
>>38448774the only thing you care about is yourselfl and making women into hollowed methed up whores for your own disposal. one day someone will remove your own cock and shove it down your throat for that as karma.
>>38448775You owe us all many explanations.So tell us Anne what you have done in your insanity.
>>38448775>Some of ""their" blood""Just say you have aids, its 2024.
I would gladly give you all AIDS
>>38448761AnonIf you knew better than me I wouldn't have had to be born I hated every single moment i was awake, it's been 6 years. I can't wait to fully go back to sleep. You think i would come here after so long if there was someone else who could do the job? Not a single chance
>>38448780If by "methed" up you mean dripped in ice you are correct.
>>38448775You still care about saving humanity, not in the sense they see it with their morals, no you are on a warpath but fill with bloodshed but for the right reasons. You still have the light within you and that threatens them.
>>38448785Based and equality pilled, this anon is going places.
>>38448748And ? It's not like i didn't come here with my brother for that very purpose you know?
>>38448795No, you just want slaves but you use money as trap to lure them in, just as you do the kids you have killed and abused.
I just want to say that you deserve bad things
>>38448793It couldn't have been me because i was in their eyesight since i was born they kept their focus on me, they couldn't kill me, but they did what they could to try and damage me, try to make me lose my light.
>>38448809Bro i'm the real N word nobody. Dead Ass. I don't need no stupid aaaahh kids my bitches all fully grown fully certified matter of fact some of these hoes are WAY older than me can you imagine that my N word????
>>38448673>>38448638>>38448603>>38448593A huge bout of nostalgia looking at these photos... Must be DNA Memories perhaps. Wow what a beautiful city it once was. :C
Are you jewish Anne ?Tell us Anne.
>>38448822Yo can we get the spirit of anne frank in the chat?? that would be lit. a certified /x/ moment
>>38448821Yes, it was once a beautiful city.Not a concentration camp.
>>38448819No your delusional, and you put on being good, just like your good at acting with everything else, your just another sellout, a dime a dozen, their is nothing special about you anon. You havn't faced real opposition, nor has the cia tried to kill you.
>>38448813Who are you saying that to and why, anon?
> Another down syndrome nazi retard
>>38448826We are out on the thin ice of the baltic sea.
>>38448822
>>38448834Is that tonights thread theme? thin ice? cause its true these hose are on thin ice with me.... facts no cap...
>>38448830ashkeNAZI.
>>38448826I know what you do and what you have done, you think its a good strategy to play people, and then get these women on hard drugs so then you can say they were just another crackwhore, maybe offer them money to lure them in and let their gaurd down, 50k perhaps.
>>38448840Take a good fucking look at yourself. All that you have done.
>>38448840As we have the Pedominati in the house, i think its time for answers.
>>38448782It's complicated anonI was insane on the outside because of all the attacks on the me sleeping on the inside. I didn't want towake up, i swore to never come back a long time ago>>38448796>The lightMy "roommate" I am who i am, i'm not even human which is why i am this person's moon. You don't know what the kid is, i might be her old old amcestor but she has an other "parent ".
You're fat, ugly and low statusThat's why you're angry at the world
>>3844884450K? Crack? Thats white people shit. Bruh be so fr dead ass with me. You think I drop 50k on a strippah hoe??? Naw I'm N-word nobody the bitches just flock to me I aineen got do nuthin cuh bluh mufuckaaaa
>>38448853You're not funny
All my jewry fake dis shit cardboard
>>38448853your delusional arc is begining, have fun with that cuh, go do a trick or something.
>>38448818Admit it You were weaker than this childI chose the strongest This kid could handle my brother being awake for a couple years inside her body while both enduring attacks from different systems and races/beings AND helping every single human she meets Besides, my brother like a single human on this planet, and it's her
>>38448861Well uhh this post is gay, this thread is gay and that's arguably a whole lot worse than being unfunny. Shit Always tryna put the N-Word down gahd damn. Its 2024 yall dayum. Fr?
>>38448822Older than jews in spirit This body definitely has some jewish ancestry, can't you tell ? It's pretty obvious
>>38448866I'm addicted to shitposting. What this website spawned from now how bout you trick me ova a fukin dollar? or like 0.1% of a bitcoin? N-Word?
>>38448867I am asleep still, what was done to me fucked me up a lot, surrounded by empty promises and hope but no real chance to of actuall opportunity. I could never be great in this gatekeeped fucked up life with so many pretenders around who offer hope but hold it back just as much. Im on my own regardless of those who pretend to be there. Just how the powers that be intended.
Too lost in the sauce to realize they really b down bad on themselves fo real I'm black kang
>>38448883no you like fucking with people and controlling peoples lives, you try to make everything about you because your a narcisisst.
>>38448885If you were in any real danger/insurmountable pinchi would have definitely seen you clearly yesterday You might be under illusions anon What powers and what humans? It was a war of spirits And it's practically over
https://youtu.be/1LHmJos4csE?si=DeItq4Gowwkl8EzN
>>38448888That's very presumptuous of an accusation considering I be shit posting as the real N-Word nobody tonight
>>38448058This theory solves Fermi's paradox and explains the Voyager phenomenon in one. It also reinforces the presense of Kardashev civilizations.Our current, very early understanding of quantum physics for quantum entanglement is that sub-atomic particles have to interact short-term and data can be transmitted instantaneously between the pair when separated. This inplies ayys had to "tangle" the universe before expansion.However, all matter was one condensed into a singular point, hence the Big Bang. If a form of long-term, permanent entanglement exists, and given a primordial ayys that have had billions of years to flourish and advance technology to understand and manipulate this factor, a communication "mute" around Earth would not be impossible.
>>38448892perhaps, and no, i dont feel no real threats, and havn't feel any real powerful threats since before 2012, my energy hasn't spike as much since then either. Even this wendigo is scared of me, everytime i move away it reveals itself and makes a move on my family but as long as im here it hides just from my presence alone, but yet other beings don't see me as powerful.
>>38448885I know what you want You want to wake up Like meYou can't Being awake damages the current human body. I'm talking about everyone except for this child. Humanity will evolve as it's meant to evolve, in a natural/proper wayNo shortcuts I'm different because i had a job to do, once i'm done i will go back to sleep. Don't be hasty, a time will come when everyone will be awake. Just not now
>>38448895>>38448895nobody cares
Posting in this thread is the most exciting thing that ever happened in your lives.
>>38448888I as a matter of fact enjoy many many things, this is just my favorite type of thread to shit post in. Cause wow holy shit it's so botted. I like to come in here and fuck with people true. Controlling peoples lives? People can barely control their own lives. I have no powers over human stupidity. Thats up to my nigga the holy spirit amen halluaajjaheahhhh
>>38448929Not really...
(\_/)(×_×)>she has the bnnuy :3
>>38448936The corruption will be removed soon anonI've been saying it here for a while nowEvolution is a whole different thing though
>>38448926>>38448936Damn whole anime ass plot goin on over here liek some dragon ball z shit
>>38448934> posts here every day
>>38448950Not every day
>>38448930drugs are bad anon
https://youtu.be/Vpv8vaq583w?si=jow7D54-TEJqGhZVgauls, i hate gauls...
We will.endure the "shake"But we will be healthy again
On tonights episode of /ng/. Will N word Nobody gain the strength to right all of the worlds wrongs? Or will he exploit women with drugs as per the schizos? Nobody knows Nobody gives a shit and there WILL be an equally retarded thread here immediately after this one hits limit.
>>38448945I hope we can survive whats coming anon, i hope the right moves are made, I try to let the light shine back into this world but they are intent upon making it rain constantly.
> this one time I did drugs like a retard and shat myself This is probably the other exciting thing that happened to you
>>38448946we all make our choices, right or wrong, we lived in a world that rewarded evil, but we are about to be thrust into one thats the opposite.
I want a body massage and snuggles and fall asleep as a little spoon.
>>38448950almost :)
>>38448123Is he a witch now?
>>38448945Wholly depends on what you guys mean about evolution, though.
>>38448982One time my dad was drunk as fuck talking shit to me and my brothers. When he got done my brother's were crying and he went outside and I followed him and spit right in his face. He hit me so hard I flew backwards.I was 7.
>>38448982>I've only ever shit myself sober¯\_(ツ)_/¯
That's why I'm here in both a literal and metaphysical sense as N word Nobody. I am here to shitpost and drive up the limit on this retarded ass thread to help bring to pass the next equally retarded thread. Because it's fun and I have nothing better to do right now. Matter of fact i'm getting kinda bored and will probably just go back to /b/ to see if I can find any funny shitpost webms. hmm
>>38448998This what the fuck I feel scammed?
>>38448997exciting shit right there
>>38448998It's like BRO what the FUCK did I do, must be some negative karma from that taco bell I ate.
>>38448978I won three years ago They don't stand a chance.Remember, they were happily singing about how their "king" finally got this body when he suddenly got killedA very one sided fight if i may add. One day i might come.and tell you how he went down. He had this stupid look when he realised i wasn't an ordinary moon lol I will win, it's what i came to doWhen i win, humanity wins P.s : they failed to put down the fire and got caught red handed. Which is why i am freely killing them now
>>38448996Thousands of years agoI was more powerful and influential than i am todayThe current human body was tampered with
>>38449014>how many drugs should you try to poop yourself
>>38449026Only one, real talk.
>>38449025That's nice, anon.
>>38449019I don't believe you
will I receive a lifetime achievement award from time magazine :)
>>38449019you carry the torch of humanity right now, you are the light, i will try to keep the focus of the bad ones on me as much as i can but you will win in the end.
>>38449018imagine if someone decided to assassinate one of them in order to ensure their bet won.
>>38449035I sure hope so big dawg.
https://youtu.be/o1XvMwk9HCg?si=bcG9MVuP3-cTTsIRWho cuts the rope that holds the sword of damocles you ask? Why a certain cat ofc :3*blinks at you*
>>38449034Watch anonIt won't be too long You waited for decadesYou can wait a couple months more
>>38449040...
>>38448941(\_/)('∇'*)Bunny posting is always correct
>>38448929Probably
> can't even think of an exciting story
>>38449044
>>38449036It's already set in stone so don't worry, it will be scary on the outside, but it will nothing but noise I will take the "house" by "the beach"And it will be over After all, i am the one that drove the previous tenant out, you know the rest of the story
>>38449042Jessica!! Hope u r well!!
>>38448452>Like 11/10 Chad & super twink rolled into one.So wait, the nobody is a Chad? Is that his name? I've always wondered where the "Chad" meme came from, I mean, there aren't any famous Chads of any sort in entertainment or sports or politics etc. >Dasting
>>38449056Currently some guy in a cyber truck is parked next to me playing Halo 2
>>38449058God damnit political propaganda.......... Das dat wypepeyo shieeet
>>38449071Thats kinda based as fuck I wish elon wasn't an autistic faggot tho :\
>>38449056> That's ok, maybe in the next life
Burning the American flag is not illegal I would rather they burn 100 than a business. One of the more difficult aspects is Americans won't agree on ALOT of things. That's what makes it the great experiment. We are all very different with diffences cultures beliefs wants.
>>38449033Yeah, the current human body has a big weak spot. Like a plug or something, where "parasites" can enter freely.
I go shopping there is 10 different cultures shopping along side me. Every color you can imagine faith creed. Just shopping. Morning their own business.
>thank you for remembering to do the thing ~:3
Oh he can't tell us apart. It belives th post is me. Now that is funny.
>>38449090FBI director Wray is being handled.As prophesized.
>>38449069<3https://youtu.be/idExqcrXPlA?si=ztS4eMNLN4i56tE0>to shreads you sayheh, don't worry about it. Im eternal. The body is nothing but a vessel anyhow...
>>38448987Its ok Anon. I wish i was there to hold your nice warm body and become errect while we fall asleep. I bet your hair smells nice :)
>>38449056I always tell exciting stories hereMaybe an other day
https://youtu.be/p4f9TIZ_sR8?si=IKAF6bd6an_08Qyabesides, its not a prophecy for these times. Your Grandkids Morty!*sips*somethings gotta be done about your grandkids!
>>38449072Glorious!!! >Q predicted this
A lot of funny posts but also holy fuck are feds in the board today and man do they glow.
>>38448941>On time
I don't wanna really run around time is going slow and I don't mind yeaIdon't really wanna run around around around singing all the rhymes that make ya world go round round round.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBUnToeuY18
Just not enough Taylor in this thread for my liking. >Is there EVER enough Taylor for your liking? Never!! >Taylor Taylor Taylor....Don't worry...She understands. >Taylor is Queen
>>38448508Yeah. But sadly this was too common in old rome. Morality wasn't a big thing then. Being masculine was more important Christian where slaves back then Different times.I was a pagan and so was Nero at that time. Can't say my sons followers whereof good standing. But jesus was my son so I at least payed for his education. Nero was trying to save pagan Rome. The reast of us didn't even try.Dispite his short comings he was still a good dad.To be far the reast of the family wasn't that great ether
>>38449136oh hi EB!https://youtu.be/LLjfal8jCYI?si=by8fzDNRdShVbWiP
>>38449149sure. uuuuhttps://youtu.be/GrKQvyXpNgc?si=0xKL2hw9ZJLy0lgZ
>>38449133God Bless the FBI. I'm also now cool with the CIA. Always had love for the US Marshals, although I'm not sure if Anons consider them to be glowtards or not. Fuck the IRS though. I think even the FBI and CIA can agree on that one right? I mean, WHO likes the IRS?? Let's talk about that corrupt shit hole shall we? Meanwhile...Enjoy another Tay. God Knows I will. >Taylor Taylor Taylor Taylor....
yoy change in ebitda / yoy change in gross profit
>>38449159*waves* (^-^)//
>>38449178For me? Its the FCC, iykyk and if you dont; Sound Nazis. The universe is vibration, you can find out all about it in the documentary/anime masterpiece NGEhttps://youtu.be/mAt7E6t5lkg?si=0i1-RXgSbc51gN4M
Y'all ever been abducted? Crazy shit. You believe the spin they want to put on the whole uap thing?
>>38449072You know what would be funny? If he didn’t win.
>>38449174Whoa!! I've never seen this video...Although I've listened to the song 3,033 times at least. I try to avoid Taylor as much as possible. As an Anon who could easily end up locked back up in a psych ward, I realize my irrational 15+ year obsession (I'm actually in love with her, and it only grows, I mean, it really is the craziest thing about me) with a pop star I will never meet is grounds for another lockup, so I gotta TRY to keep it to myself IRL. Human life is weird yo. >Weird but fuckin' Beautiful Thanks for the video Anon, I'll watch it here in a few, gotta go meditate.
Can you tell dream from RL fantasy in others. It is one thing I am looking for those that are. It changes things inside them. Memory structure etc.
>>38448615If you slept with them it's a different story and wrong if you knew them personally from another life time.But you can't treat them like a lover/friend/audience because they are not. but more of an acsended master it's more respect I think. Position earned that kind of thing
Where is everyone?
>>38449220will you really tho
>>38449201Yeah, fuck the FCC. IRS, DOE...They all need to go. Still cool with the FBI & CIA these days. Good bless y'all. I'll check out that video when I get back, Thank You Anon. I gots to meditate. Can't let shit posting about Taylor (As if I haven't done that enough) knock me off my game :)
>>38449230dunno
The Live Action Grinch Film was a bit creepy. Not due to the Grinch, but the Who's. Was this soft disclosure?
>>38449230bigfoot has been hunting them down. some wild shit.
How far up the telepathy "tree" have y'all trained others in. The same question that have been asked hundreds of times. The answer is silence..
>>38449242How are you?
>>384479514 billion will be literally dead in 5 years stop thinking too far into the future. It won't be there for much of it
https://youtu.be/v0AqbRGlgC4?si=jie77oOGx8S_3STr
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akhenaten^|Stems issue. They are noisily taking over ><;I'm sorry, >>38449221, I can't answer your question. Use your own good judgement and veer on the side of skepticism and caution if it is an unverifiable claim or belief.
>>38449239>atfdid you guys have any plastic accessories you could sell me so I can join the felon hype train :3
>>38449268*opens bible to Exodus*spoiler alert, Monotheism was a disaster for the Ramses the Great line...https://youtu.be/DKsj5mCR7qs?si=7JmUztVjPVz7LCEb
Depending on the bond. Time spent. The native of such changes. Inside jokes are very common. Common understanding. Concepts. Memory. You know how when you read a book your brain creates a movie about what your read. That can be projected shared. Received.
>>38449268utterly uncanny. I have been in /twg/ posting about Pharaoh Total War and now I saw this. I thought I was in the other thread.Weird.
Today was a good day :)
>>38449269haha*ceases laughter*>begins writing you a ticket for indecent airwaveshttps://youtu.be/YTV_wwkhu9E?si=Uu3VD9HdNBb-2vPV
>>38449252You can't treat telephony as if it's easy because it's not You need to understand dreaming an lucid dreaming Frist that means understanding the concept as wellDon't ever talk about telepathy Asif if it's easy it's not even from an acsended masters perspective
https://youtu.be/7hPm4eiiD08?si=W99M-B9RbJeDh47RI promise I wont get political :3*drinks two drinks*Bomb Iran
red haired sweetheart wipes hot wing sauce from my mouth as we eat in car and it snow out side.
>>38449230right here! O/
>>38448987>the spoon in my silverware drawer is bent again
>>38447634do you have a link to the story? that title isn't returning anything and neither is Mr. Kessler. I would like to read it
>Their unfiltered opinion on my attempts to be >>38449268.I have no issue with their opinion whatsoever.But, when such a behavior of mine has been singled out as problematic and inappropriate, it is better for me to simply turn away, then to keep trying to be what is deemed to be 'unnatural', in their eyes. Less painful that way.In other words, their opinion of me, is as follows https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cv15J3CKlr8. Certainly, I am being treated abusively, but it is better to be clear about how they deem me, than to lie.It is why I do not think they are generally safe to interact with. Needless pettiness, and hostility. Childish bullying.
>>38449310Oh hi :)
>>38449279
https://youtu.be/8MW3xMWETr4?si=vA5htibA1DvCVYhqgood night /ng/. Ill be alright. Everything has been put in its place. The invisible hand guides us ;3*picks her teeth with the Sword of [redacted]* nyan. Verification not required
>>38449275>if it fits i sits>sitsinthesarcophagus
Man I Love FrogsWhere did this come from? Did the older brown woman leave it there? If it was stuck to my truck on the underside I'll never know because of the pressure washing
>>38449329Gn!
I wonder where this is all going
>>38449329have a good sleep jess>>38449322Hi :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls6xRvKWA4M&list=RDls6xRvKWA4M&start_radio=1
SPR?
I always wonder what they believed would happen. Did you think you would win?
>>38449344>where they have already beenmadd :)
Y'all would not last 2 seconds in a hivemind. They would devour you. Too weak to hold your own body even
>>38449344Nowhere, really. >In a circle, pretty much.
>>38449374this is actually correct
>>38449302https://youtu.be/tp6nv1Kb-d8?si=OoStzrAxureGBopV
>>38449377I noticed, don't think i'll spin around again, what about real life though?
>>38449362Nanoscale Trilayer Exhibits Ultrafast Charge Transfer in Semiconductor MaterialsNanoscale trilayer structures exhibiting ultrafast charge transfer in semiconductor materials represent a cutting-edge development in the field of nanotechnology and materials science. This phenomenon involves the rapid movement of electrical charges across three distinct layers of materials at the nanometer scale, each typically just a few atoms thick.What is a Nanoscale Trilayer?A nanoscale trilayer consists of three ultra-thin layers of different semiconductor materials stacked on top of each other. Each layer is carefully chosen for its unique electronic properties. When combined, these layers create a structure that allows for extremely fast transfer of electrical charges between them.
The safety range is 30 light years. It was fired from feet away. The time line is utterly fucked. It may destroy the planet. So many jumpers back forth before after It's a mess. Fragments of shattered worlds floating through the void. No one is escaping unscathed. Time it's self is coming unhinged. What should not exist does.
>>38449374what do you mean by "hold your own body"?
>>38449337>>38449345https://youtu.be/MyvwacFNPxc?si=pqiGCiVnoRER6PpM<3*curls into ball and falls asleep on your couch*
>>38449230I was meditating. >>38449234Will I what? Meditate? Just did. Two 20 minute sessions in the past 3 hours. Good stuff.
>>38449407Was a productive day for the most part, got in some weightlifting and a run, plus healthy food. Her body is screaming to be impregnated
>>38449386Being positive and optimistic isn't a crime. I'm just holding out hope that the world will return to its senses. And maybe, we'll all start doing good by our fellow humans again.
>>38449374>>38449382lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssFAkvLdH4g
>>38449407> loon for taylor
I doubt I escaped the blast It shifted time space around it. I fully expect the wave to arrive and torch everything. Everything points to it being a direct hit they could not escapy from. Even as fast as they are.
>>38449407This has been fun, I wish it were true. Is it true bros?
>>38449454It is not.
>>38449279Hmmm...>>38449288Yes, yes it was. Now we're here in a new day. Let's make this one a good one too. >>38448987Yeah...Hear that. >>38449374I AM the hivemind. >>38449329Night Night Anon. Travel Well!! >>38449344This is normally where I'd talk about Taylor's birdcage...>>38449427Excellent! You love to see it. I'm going to weight train tomorrow, hopefully twice. Glad to hear you're making good things happen for yourself Anon. >Her body is screaming to be impregnatedYeah, and it looks like the rich and famous football player will get the honors. I'm happy for her, and him as well, he seems like a good guy. >>38449437I've been at this for a LONG time Anon. Are you new here? >>38449454Is it true that I meditated? Yes. I'm locking in. This is it.
>>38448775You are closer than I like. Some one bounded us and now your talking about futures few will ever have that means you made it past the filter. Yes you see it but hardly unique
Nah they already found me. Protocols are under way. The humans seem willing enough. They obviously have contact with them. Depth Idk. It looks like a foot hold situation. Human have an agenda. They know part of it. Even if you told them the truth. Wtf they guna do. There trillions of them. Coming to strip everything in sol. Thousands of years more advanced than humans. How do you think it ends? Even if everyone untied.
it would only make sense to me if she is the spawn of satan, and the current relationship is staged to increase the unionships of young "stacy" and "chad"thus making it for show, and not an actual relationship. Hopefully whilst the candidate to impregnate her is found. His magical seed combined with her magical abilities would create a formidable child>>38449465why should I believe you over what I feel may come to pass?
>>38449454It's all a matter of personal opinion.One is free to believe either or. Whether it were false or not.
Jerked off ruthlessly this morning, had a fat bong and slept for 9 hours.
>>38449481word
I told you Fulcanelli was next level
The best part about these threads is that everyone can contribute whatever they'd like. It's nice to be here, when everyone is talking and sharing their ideas. It's a wonderful feeling.
While they have natural talents they have culled the population of any meaningful advancement in psionics. It's a lost battle before it begins. Even 100:1 Planet cracking capability is the only real M.A.D. If they come and we lose.
>>38449497mhm :D
>>38449469>looks like the rich and famous football player will get the honorssee my theory here>>38449474If they get "engaged" a staged event, and the engagement ends, Taylor could release another album afterwards that would likely be more profitable than recent ones. She could either change the mood/performance aesthetic for another tour, or use the money from the engagement breakup album to stay home for a few years while she gets pregnant (by me) and raises her child for a time before re-evaluating
>>38449469
>>38449501^_^
>>38449474>if she is the spawn of satan,Taylor?? Anon...Taylor is God's daughter or an angel incarnate or something. She's such a sweet soul. And give her credit, it looks like she's been doing all this with a broken heart. https://youtu.be/nMAFRQoXLg0?si=uWMher3jfGtXUAtP
Basically we are ripe. Tech population. Which is also why they want to ww3. Make it seek we killed are self. They have planet penetrating scanners though... Even the flares won't keep them at bay for long. There coming. Like it or not. Belief or not. We are not ready to be effective at a planet wide level Let alone a solar system.
>>38449469>Taylor's birdcageWhat is this about?
>>38449471NTA I am just happy to see, life feels fuller and more purpose driven, like I could belong, like I could contribute something
>>38449497Well said Anon. https://youtu.be/Iade9zGnpJM?si=z4_JPAjUTklsqteZ
>>384494810.5/10What do you do if you don't exist?
>>38449514There is not enough data to make an AI. As in there is not enough training data that humanity has produced to finish the AI, not by a long shot. The only way it will work is if humans merge with it to give it novel creation.Modern humans are not smart enough to produce viable data.
>>38447634The nobody is MobThis general is the cult that formed around Mob
>>38449504>use the money from the engagement breakup album to stay home for a few yearsAnon, TAS is a Billionaire, and climbing. She needs money to stay home like I need an excuse to post another rare Tay.
What's to stop them from sitting at Mars and lobbying nukes or worse at earth far far far out of effective operational range? There is no way to surrender. They want one thing. Death. extinction of humans. They don't have to set foot on the planet. How do you really fight something like that as humans? We can't agree over which bathroom to use. We are basically defenseless
>>38449539Who knows what she plans to do with the money, or more money, or if any is freely available or tied up in resources or accounts.
The council was is correct while humans may be viableThey are not VIABLE
>>38449512Why does she have a broken heart? She is one of the most powerful spellcasters on the planet. This is why you know I would be good for/with herHow is sports guy at spellcasting and other magical abilities? Is their unionship for show, is it a political thing? Think of the children we could have and how powerful they would be
Why would I feel shame about jerking off in the privacy of my bedroom
>>38449362the eleven want me to suffer, of course not, im just keeping the focus of evil on me is all. by all means go have fun with evil everyone else is.
Humanity is more fragmented than it has been in 75 years. The timing is not a mistake. The entire planet is under attack while they are made to believe it is other humans. .they can manipulate Istar. You don't hunt for that which you found.
>>38449516>What is this about?Just an old dream Anon...Just an old dream. When does a bird sing? https://youtu.be/gE2hoEhd94I?si=28LMzVh6JZiIq2cC
>>38449555Good thing there aren't a lot of humans here
Gotta assert dominance or else these punks will think they can control you
>>38449374fuck the hivemind, you gotta summon eldritch abominations inside of the hive, its how you beat it.
>>38449565>Think of the children we could have and how powerful they would beWell Anon, I don't know you. I mean, you're clearly as cray cray when it comes to Taylor as I am (Congrats BTW) but I don't know if you'd be good for her, how could I? >She is one of the most powerful spellcasters on the planet.Isn't it AMAZING? You LOVE to see it. Ahhhh...I remember when so many thought she was just going to be another Jessica Simpson or something. So satisfying.
The simplest answer is often the most correct. In a word. Die.That is the outcome. Not just yellow black brown green purple white All of them. How do you prepare for the end of the world?
>>38449576Tell her I am singing loudly and strongly (or the human equivalent anyway) I am strong in the mind and will be stronger in physique in the coming months
>>38449592heard taytay really wants domino, they should date and get married.
>>38449592>you're clearly as cray cray when it comes to Taylor as I amI don't know if that is true, my interest in her lies strictly with her magical ability and combining it with my own. This would only work if we were compatible in a getting along sense though
Nah it will have to be something more digestible. Spur them into action. Once ready then move the goal post closer to reality. They won't believe you if you tell them the truth. It is better they are prepared through more believable tangible means.
>>38449595>How do you prepare for the end of the world?See...>>38449568I guess you pet your baby toad as much as you can while taking bong rips and something something something. I wouldn't know. My world isn't ending. It's just beginning. >NightShift>/We/ In Here https://youtu.be/b7QlX3yR2xs?si=GmoGRtLvEovIxEer
>>38449374>>38449584Who is the hivemind anyway?
>>38449607the unity, it seeks to erase free thought from the universe and make itself the only thinking thing. its one of the eleven.
>>38449584nah nah nah... see- you have to BECOME the eldritch abomination inside of the hive, just exist solely to raise hell
>>38449612Well they will always fail because the truth makes itself evident even when they seek to diminish spoken language.I will try to impregnate as many of the hive as possible so that our progeny may try to broker a peace in the future
>>38449605:3
>the image lmao
>>38449622based last moments
>>38449622>>38449623Lmao he was trying to fuck the volcano that fucked him back
when does the bird sing anyway?
>>38449597>Tell herAnon, I don't know TAS. I'm just a fan who has white knighted and shit posted in her honor on the internet (And a little IRL) for 15 or so years. I KNEW she was destined to be /Our/ Queen. >>38449602>I don't know if that is trueIt's not. I've talked about this girl on the internet so much that the DOD had to get another server to store my shit posting about her. My interest in her lies in the fact that I just want to love on her all day and for forever. She's seriously the most beautifully perfect thing I've ever seen or heard in my life. So weird. >Weird but fuckin Beautiful.
>>38449605Calm down Mohammad
Matthew 6:20-24But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moths and vermin do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.“The eye is the lamp of the body. If your eyes are healthy, your whole body will be full of light. But if your eyes are unhealthy, your whole body will be full of darkness. If then the light within you is darkness, how great is that darkness!“No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money
>>38449634well she wants to get with Dominos so if your him than you have a good chance at being with her.
>>38449634>It's not. I've talked about this girl on the internet so much that the DOD had to get another server to store my shit posting about her.That's a little insane anon and probably put her off to meeting youI still have a chance though. Wish me luck
>>38449615the veil is what has allowed them to get by with what they do and its falling anon so their wont be a hive much longer.
>>38449623>based last momentsHoly shit!! LMAO!! >>38449635Lulz!! Never!! >>38449628>when does the bird sing anyway?It's a very good Questing isn't it? What do YOU say Anon? >>38449640>You cannot serve both God and moneyFacts!! But....I COULD serve God and Taylor. >>38449645Who is Dominos? This is a new one. Do you mean this guy? Talk about a throw back. But dude has to be like 60 at this point. https://youtu.be/-lYZMrWl_pM?si=UTLS15eJvPq0T2d1
>>38449614there are so many hollows in the afterlife.
>>38449656Didn't they anticipate this? Or did their hubris blind them to universal truth?
>>38449660nah, the dom williams dude, shes obsessed with the guy on the low.
>>38449656They sought to chain chaos, what fools
>>38449666be funny if someone let the infernus loose again.
>>38449660>>when does the bird sing anyway?>It's a very good Questing isn't it?>What do YOU say Anon?In the morning, when the males are looking for a mate, they will sing near their preferred females. I am singing to her in a metaphorical sense.
>>38449662they wanted to use a certain someones energy to keep the veil up through the age of aquarius but there was just too many people in the world for them to pull that off now, and they have been wondering why they are getting weaker each day.
Taylor Swift is a Satanist. Practically all celebrities are, whether they realize it or not.
>>38449677sing the deez nuts song to her bruh, that'll be sure to get her all frazzled n shit yk Ob :)
ok fine I'll go on a date with you Dua Lipa. now will ya stop heckin' making music videos about courting me , for crying out loud!?-_-
>>38449683something more suited for the population and the age will come to take their place>>38449691I am aware, and this is why I wish to speak with her and create children with her, there is magic in this world and I hope to procreate with a magical woman
lol...
>>38449654>That's a little insane anon and probably put her off to meeting youWe all have our agendas Anon. And Taylor isn't and hasn't ever seen anything I've ever posted. As if she has time or the desire to hang out in the places I've frequented the past 30 or so years on the interwebz. >>38449654>Wish me luckGood luck. Let us know how it goes. I think TK has her, but who is to say? >>38449665Not sure who that is. Google is giving me nada. >>38449677LOL!! I love the persistence. >>38449691>Taylor Swift is a Satanist.Nah bro, she's a Christian.
>>38447634Would you happen to have a pdf
>>38449705they get married in the future thats her twin soul dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBUnToeuY18
>>38449695How is Derpina? If you set us up I can move on from Taylor if Taylor is not receptive. I will never sing this song, I expected more from you. Perhaps that was a mistake
>>38449700>woman
>>38449701lmao...
>>38449714But who is it? Got a link?
>>38449735rofl...
>>38449705>I think TK has her, but who is to say?I believe the relationship may be a performance, but I will need to confirm it when I reach out to her, otherwise, I will have to coordinate with the family of another powerful spellcaster, so that they may set me up with a compatible magician
>>38449707NTA I asked already earlier and nothing, I couldn't find the story referenced either
>>38449737roflmfaool...
Fuck, Dua Lipa knew the EXACT shade of red that I like.
So what r you fags talking about in the discord
Perhaps I should come back when the real birds sing, in the morning, or rather the evening>>38449751it's been a weird night, perhaps they are scrambling around. It was also bidens deepfake ai generated exit speech after the jews assassinated him on international ice cream day, so they are probably gauging public reaction/acceptance of the generated video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sO-Y1Zbft4yo why does the above song remind me of pic rel?
>>38449748hahaha...
you make me nervous, you make me feel like im so far perfect.
>>38449751>grooming obviously
>>38449741>I believe the relationship may be a performance,I suppose that's what all of us who are nuts about her want to believe, but....>>38449751Probably gay seggs.
>>38449751Nobody in particular.
God I'm great
>>38447999nice fucking trips. Zion Don vs Kidless Kamala Eh? Too bad we can't get a Massive Massie ticket.
>>38449761?? Alright, gonna go meditate again. Be good Anons.
>>38449775It's the humility that seals the deal for ya Anon.
This place also reminds me of an SCPF black site. People talk about Gitmo as if we aren't already there.
>>38449797Yeah I'm probably the most humble guy I know, thanks.
>>38449758Too add before sleep, I have more thoughts on her birdcage that I will need to share tomorrow. GN anons
>>38449806GN have a good rest of ur night b
>>38448058>You are living in a bubblehttps://youtu.be/nh7lLhZyay8
>this isn't lost in space
Someone tell me how to fix my war thunder >:|
>>38449801humility doesnt get the eyes of evil off the eyes of the innocent tho. enjoy your life anon.
https://youtu.be/_bddcwl-s9U?feature=shared
Just woke up what I miss?
>>38449398someone used the acronym BCI and I found Brain Computer Interface as the most likely match, you guys having fun evading war crimes trial for the IoB Internet of Bodies violations
>>38448058thou art one with all existence
>>38449839garbage from shitty language models
>>38448392Don’t worry about it.
https://youtu.be/ixF5f2cqIKo?feature=shared
>>38449635*moomoo
>>38449318No. I tried looking for it and came up that there may be some confusion. She never published a book named that. So either it's fake and the author is real. Or it was just never published. Sorry for the confusing information. I thought it would be a good read too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78q-jbzk-Vg
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.https://youtu.be/VeS4pL6VRvE
>the Illuminati spider kingdom burning a $24 CD just so I'll waste petrol
>>38449859That's a really nice shot
>>38449879LOL
weirdos round here
>>38449907cool people make it worth it most of the time
https://youtu.be/jnBbytUTuHY
>>38449907
It's so fucking early why am I awake >AVGRM
>>38449838>you were caught crossing the boarder from /pol/
>>38450001Ok so why are you awake rn?
bazinga kek lmao
rofl
Here's a little bedtime story /ng/:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxJOX7SfDK4
>>38450004>I'm working ;)
https://youtu.be/RvGJlDkRqHs?feature=shared
>>38450037But you're on 4chan
>>38450057Luke, we are on a boat
>>38450059Rowboat or sailboat?
>>38450063BAZINGA
>>38450031I keep asking myself''they wouldn't actually, would they?''And the answer is yes Those people are fucking crazyThey absolutely would
https://youtu.be/WWeVC0K17Ok
>>38450069Picrel is loreHow even(LOL)
>>38449879Take this guy for exampleThe M&M guyAbsolute fucking nutcase(sorry jk M&M guy)
The whole room is full of elephants
>>38449666Today an old man makes a scene and offs himself on a 500k livestream in the middle of a major us city after sharing the law of god and blowing his brains out. Yall in for a show cunts. And yall gonna get fucking necked by waking masses.
hahahahaha Stan Smith
>>38450079>you didn't do this as a child?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>>38450108I'm not sure I have amnesiaI definitely crushed a couple of em
>>38450115>I'm not sure I have amnesiaHow did I get here?Who am I even?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz14NPERlkQhttps://genius.com/Boa-uk-fool-lyricsYou and I, born as fools nowYou and I think, think we rule nowYou and I, born as fools nowYou and I think, think we rule now
>>38450091lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQMz4JDbtmI
https://youtu.be/qVqFuokjRMc
>>38450136ngl I fucking love this song and the whole album really
>>38450069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0Mz_IqpZX8
>>38450091>>38450134https://youtu.be/ToY6sjSV8h8
>>38450136>>38450147There are also very paranormal undertones to this albumIt's weird cause I had this phrase ''the tortured poets dept.'' in my head before she released the albumAnd obvious bobody reference is obviousalso yeah idk>stay fresh cheese bags
>>38450151Damn the quality on that video (cinematography) is wildWhoever shot that is great at they job
https://youtu.be/S5KwSWWwKxk
WE ARENT ALLOWED TO DO TIME MAGIC!!!!! Just because it HAPPENS... or is that just a parameter inhibitor? and thats just one of the things that people DO?!!quantum locking particles in phase space in multiple dimensions is NOT somehow a criminal offense?!?! or another case of "its okay when THEY DO IT"
>>38450202Wait why not?
>>38450204Because they don’t want you to go back in time and kill whoever invented money.
>>38450206Great idea!
https://youtu.be/V0Frgnkbxew
>>38450204>upon realizing >They are like ,... way stronger than any scifi mumbo jumbo fantasy wizard magic garbage anyone can come up with to combat them....
>>38450153Some people just need a good hard kicking to the cunt don't they.
>>38450221*turns ur foot into jell-o*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuJBX_Ul6JcBtw i'm sorry for scaring peopleIt's complicated
>>38450221Yes and some people need a good soft to moderate kicking to the cunt fr
>be mentally handicap >worship stan >never carry bible >do fancy vocabulary and remember vines and roots >worry about prunings >GET MAD ABOUT PRUNED OCCUPANTS OF PRUNED REALITIES>engage in interdimensional galactic warfare>all fighting the very same people you're working for LIKE NO I DO INTEND ON HAVING THE REMAINDER OF THE SNACK CAKES WHILE I AM WATCHING SPONGEBOB!!
>>38447634The same French historian who predicted the fall of the USSR is now predicting the EU will see the same fate soon.The Butterfly Effect is real because some of my actions have truly huge and unexpected echos...I am probably partially responsible for the death of The Old World Order now
sweet dreams /ng/ <3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0aYe_Lrk1c&t=874shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIzVH-ey8lE&t=192shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzOwtjWE4Wwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdb6f0AlPOA
>>38450221Also I watched a pornography video one time where it's just 2 naked lesbians fucking booting eachother in the pussy as hard as possibleIt was really awkward to watchEspecially on shrooms
>>38450234*boop*
>>38450234>>worship stanlmfao
>>38450243>>38450247>told to "not get under" or else uh oh goo goo no no time>takes an hour unto extracting "as not want of a night stand"
Hey so like why do I sound like you sometimesI mean idk if my hearing is schizophrenic like maybe i'm tone deaf except I bought a guitar to find out wether i'm tone deaf and it turns out i'm pretty decent at tuning by ear or whateverAnd i've put some thought into this and honestly i'm not sure wether i'm going mad or notbut i mean i can't deny we're pretty similar and seem to mimic eachotherlike that's a factand oh idkthere's also the fact that you're the only person on the planet I can look directly at without my gaze interruptingI mean to say you're special to me is a massive understatementAnd is also factSo i'm not crazy for like thinking there's more to us
>>38450272>"as not want of a night stand"UnderstandableSame desu
What does /ng/ think about these two threads:>>38441894>>38449855NASA and CERN doing Satanic stuff?
I feel ''naked'' or ''exposed'' when you look at meNot physically per se but on a spiritual levelLike you know who I am on the insideLike I can't lie to youWhich is a very deep conceptLike i'm not just talking about wordsAnd that's an extremely validating feeling tooLike I can't offer you anything other than truthAs a result I feel like my life is authenticAnd this is also an uncomfortable feeling in many ways tooLike in the sense of being naked or exposed or vulnerableBut you make that alrightLike in the sense that I wouldn't mind being naked in front of you I don't mind being exposed in front of you / for youetcAlso this message is meant for 1 anon out of the ? posters / viewers in this threadso just ignore this if you're not the intended recipientlol
>>38450234you forgot:>siphon money from underage children to sponsor your fursonaKing
>>38450300>NASA and CERN doing Satanic stuff?>NASAomfg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrjESdPsLxEI'm sorry I had toThis is just too good
https://youtu.be/dARAN1z2KqYNew thread pls
>>38450355How is it even a conspiracy if he literally says it thoor is it a jokeis he joking guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-GpS5PCcLc
N̶̝̹̳͚̭͚͆̈́̑̒̈́͛͝ͅè̵̺ẃ̴͍̠̪͇̣̱̹̙͐̽̽̃͑̉̏̈́ͅ ̸̰̱̹̠̘͇́̓̾̑͆͘͜͜t̶̨̙̝͖͉̙̖͇͕͋͝͠ͅh̴͔͖̝̝͑͐͐̊͝͝ȓ̵̤̥͆e̷̮̖͓͙̥͚̒̚ą̷̩͕̫̠̹̬͂̎͌͌̎̓d̶̰͍̙̺̍̎̆>>38450379>>38450379>>38450379
>>38450390thx
>>38450286understandable... not coherentthese high levels are kickin my fart box.mostly because /ng/ could similarly be posted regularly on /r9k/ because YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY I DONT WANT KNOW FUCKING TULPAS TELLING ME HOW TO FITE ELDRITCH HORROR FROM BEYOND THE WEB OF THE COSMOS FABRIC especially after incidentally unwittingly removing their License to kill, except when under supervision of a officer of the surrounding local precincts...aw yah,.. i fucked up and am only just momentary inclinations appreciating the gravity and breadth of how *whoops" the UH OH does and for HOW DOES IT EXTEND >got startles about cans and tupperware... >start talking in merriam webbster and oxford EXCLUSIVELY >literally forwarding a letter of consolation to the beurau of "now you fucked up" to get reinstated under conditions as a incidental workplace accident barring compensation, and permission to entry granted, .... yuh... dont be around me gossiping in the snack room in the office
The Truth Is Out ThereBut So Are All Of Those Sleeper Agents With Pedestrian Tastes
>accidentally talk bout lol "how stuff works" kay ill stop >gets mad when incorrect >shares homework with the class>gets blacklisted for EVERY FLIGHT to texas>reinitiates construction on [classified reverse engineered extra-military areial weapons systems]its not about anger.. its about the FUCKING DECIMAL YOU THOUGHT DIDNT MATTER in a BANK STATEMENTFUCKING SAVAGE POLUYNESIANS AND YOUR BIG BOULDERS>still though>extrapolate data from massive autism reservoirs >uses it against them>later layghs at them for being autistic>but you said it was "a highly useful advantage" plus the vitamin gummys are super good and the helmet they gave me has bluey stickers they fucking LOVE working with duh duh when injected with ketamine and valium to lethal doses>and the power level inhibitor is maxed >but ..... something ... does not quite FIT in the refrigerator
Not Following The Will-o-Wisps Was Never An Option In Fact Following One Then Another Then Another Then Another Is A Great Way To Kill TimeKeep Quiet During The Show And Enjoy The Bio(lumine)
>>38447634remember to always take a breather from the internet once in a while
>>38450459Get weighted shoes NEEEYYGUHHH
touch my tity said red hair woman touch them they r urs
... morning preparations postponed until further informa...naps are achieved.. reassessment of situation in progress orgasm possibly permitted for acuity kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
>>38450547no.
>>38449580NoIt's exactly how i do it. Remember what i said anonI make the last move And the last move only
>>38450954Kk
>>38450954Kill yourself tranny
someone touching my tity would be very nicei want to touch soft tummy..
>>38447634Well, that is unrelated to the /ng/'s the Nobody.In fact, that encompasses what he opposes; forces which only claim an inverted notion of freedom, which actually is about continuing chained to our most basic, lowest tendencies.
>>38447734It is you, who are wearing a physical body.And "devil" isn't an individual. The satanic forces wish for you to continue within the reach of their control, because controlling others gives them gratification.
>>38448078Don't lose your faith, friend. You are never powerless.
>>38448544What you need, friend?
