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>alt + f4
>no /x/ humor thread
>let's change that
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Lmao you pathetic civilians never fail to make me laugh with your "x humor" threads. Face it, most intelligence operatives will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad targeted individuals will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
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>>38452320
https://youtu.be/maDhDFrOXF4
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>Are Humans Real?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGyvLlPad8Q
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>>38452351
oh shit is this real??
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>>38452320
Damn, need a hug there buddy?
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>>38452386
he gets fucked...
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>>38452386
Yes: https://youtu.be/9WoM2bHfr48
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>>38452320
Comfy.
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>>38452304
what x think about Mick west?
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>>38452304
Today, I called Mick West out.
He actually replied to me.
I then let him know, I will nuke myself, to avoid even talking to him.
Had that reddit account for years, but I flipped them switches and clicked them buttons to delete that mother fucker, as fast I responded to him.
If you fucked up, you should know why you fucked up, shouldn't be no questions.
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>>38454356
>make accusations of somebody
>they offer to engage in discourse with you
>sperg out and nuke your entire account for no reason
wow...sure showed him buddy. I bet he's crying himself to sleep now
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>>38452641
No horny posting please
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>>38452320
>never fail to make me laugh with your "x humor" threads
Good, that was the goal
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>>38454356
>If you fucked up, you should know why you fucked up, shouldn't be no questions.

You are gf material
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>>38453375
Not a real person for all intents and purposes. Robot or some other sort of programmed automaton perhaps.
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>>38453651
A little too close to the bone
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>>38454399

Horny posting is not only allowed, but encouraged

>>38454472
His post was a spin on a /pol/ humor meme. The correct response would be to thank him.
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>>38452320
You a leaf?
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>>38456193
This one happened, though
>previous results do not guarantee future outcome
Reddit
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>>38456268
You seem to know a lot about reddit. Maybe you should go back there.
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>>38452320
blessed
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>>38456153
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>>38456331
Kino
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>>38454356
>he is acting like a child
>acts like a child too
beaten him at his own game, king of the playground
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>>38452320
Still breathing?
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>>38452335
Corbin Dallas
Multi pass
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>>38459368
That's a webm
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>>38459384
the gif does not seem to exist
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>>38454356
You are retarded
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>>38454356
>Had that reddit account for years
yeah you fucking act like it lmfao
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I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE DEMIURGE I HATE THE DEMIURGE
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>>38452304
There's just not very funny paranormal stuff and most of you guys are bots looking for ideas for other places
Real creative people are smart enough not to post their stuff in 4xhan or the internet at all
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>>38460194
nobody asked gaylord
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>>38454356
But which reaction?
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>>38460207
The internet isn't a safe place like you think
To your perspective it seems unfathomable that anyone could sift through millions of posts but AI reads through all this in half a second
Everything you write and post is instantly observed and taken to power the AI
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>>38460317
I still didn't ask fagnuts I'm posting silly jpegs
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>>38460323
For WHO
Me?
For you?
For 4chan?
Who do you think is wanting any of this shit that you collected?
Why do you think posting here is free?
You're energy goes directly to data financers that sell it to AI companies
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>>38452304
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/freshoutathejungle/
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>>38460335
I am beyond this
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>>38456205

I'm excited to see September 3rd Anton's addition to your collection
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>>38459368
>not a gif
>not 17 seconds

I never should have trusted you
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>>38460300
Aww Christcuck, the Jews don't hate you you're very useful idiot slave golem, they invented your subcult to make you exactly as you are. They just don't like being called you or suffering hearing you talk.
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>>38460300
>MUH PERSECOOOOTION!!! OH GOD I'M BEING PERSECOOOOOTED!!!! *ignores centuries of atrocities committed by christians*
you're no better than the jews you complain of
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>>38454356
amazing how paranoid /x/ is yet they can't see bait this obvious
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>>38455992
>metatron at the top of the basedjak
/holy/ is NOT gonna be happy
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>>38461105
YOU KNOW CHRISKEK ARE EVIL BECAUSE 500 YEARS AGO SOME TOOTHLESS KNIGHT DESTROYED MESOAMERICAN DEATH CULT OR STH AND EXPLAIN WHY JEWS HAVE RIGHT TO DEFEND THENSELVES BY FINANCING SATANITS
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>>38461105
>you have to either be christian or you hate christianity! there is no other option!
actual hylic drivel. i bet you think politics is just "left versus right"
kek
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>>38461250
Why is being at the top bad?
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>>38460300
>"Other Christians" nowhere to be found
Gringoprot, i see.
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>>38461105
You can just admit that you hate God for giving you life, you don't have to pretend that you have other standards.
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>>38461439
because you're the head of the basedjak
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>>38459041
Drippin'
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>>38460300
Most of those groups also hate eachother too, what a retarded image. Christians trying to make themselves look targeted in particular when really its a free-for-all brawl and everyone's targeting everyone else
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>>38462305
no you don't get it ((they)) want to import muslims who hate them and fags who they hate all to spite people over a small disagreement about jesus. it's REAL! ZOG IN MY CEREAL!
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>>38460300
>all of these seething replies
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>>38462578
WASPoid draw god the father challenge.
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>>38462578
it proves the meme right
they could have just ignored it like the majority of other memes itt but something compelled them to reply. all angrily
Poetry written by God Himself
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>>38460316
What are the two on the bottom right
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>>38463004
Left is Plutonium sphere for the first atomic bomb, famous for frying the people working on it with radiation and killing them, the right a mercury-arc valve https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercury-arc_valve
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>>38464007
Why would it be a demon? I understand it's a meme and not a demon but what's the joke i guess?
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>>38464053
for the punchline look up the demon core incident
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>>38464053
It was nicknamed "The demon core" because it irradiated 10 people on two separate instances two of which died in less than a month
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>>38464053
That is what the scientists working on it called it in notes throughout the Manhattan project "The Demon Core" which turned into the meme https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/demon-core
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>>38462969
or they're just sick of hypocritical annoying christcucks.
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>>38464098
have you considered not being mad
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>>38464284
picrel is me asking god for gnosis
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>>38464284
I mean I'm not them, annoyed isn't equal to mad, and who could blame someone for being upset about idiots proclaiming idiotic things constantly?

You really do have a low awareness level.
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>>38464295
>I went to the spirituality containment board and found people with beliefs I don't like
>I am NOT seething I just fucking hate you and God and everything and need to spam that on /x/ and /his/ and /lit/ and others for hours a day every day

Praying for you and your extremely bruised anus brother
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>>38464312
nta but i love god and i also have to admit you're being obnoxious
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>>38460362
radiofag gf when
>mfw no radiofag gf
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>>38464291
>iFunny.com
retard alert
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>>38465026
>retard alert
u look mirror?
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>>38465026
yeah that's why i was talking about myself.
i don't even know what gnosis means i just want to know if my tie to god hasn't been completely severed.
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>>38452320
fucking kek'd so fucking hard
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>>38464319

Only if you are a Sataonig or atheonig.
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>>38462969

>69

Heh, but fr, all these unreplied memes, and yet this is one of the few that gets replies, and it is hate. Hmmm...
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>>38465166
i was raised catholic, i guess that would be close enough for your prottie ass.
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>>38465183

Would you consider an ex JW who now is nondom and kinda believes unorthodox stuff a Protestant?
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>>38465176
you act like you just said "jesus loves you" or "i hate the antichrist" or other relatively normal things.

you didn't, you went on a schizo "name da joo he's working with satan putting his zog on my biscuit da jooooooz and da media" rant.
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>>38465195
>who now is nondom
let me guess, you want us to "believe in the ocs" and to drink the fanta
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>>38465196

That was not my meme, lol!!! I will show you mine. I have a 2nd slightly different version of the one NOONE has replied to yet. Hold on a sec.
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