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how do i sneak past these guys?
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>>38456223
give them a pat on the head and ruffle their feathers
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>>38456223
>how do i sneak past these guys?
why do you want to sneak past them?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksAcIrO1pHc
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>>38456223
pocket sand
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>>38456223
Start by looking at them as if they are food.
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>>38456223
Pretend to be your everyday garden variety talking snake
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>>38456223
>like this
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>>38457303
What if they give me the stink eye(s)?
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>>38456223
Tell them "szczęść boże" and they should let you in
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>>38456223
Bottom-right one is cute, would hug.
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>>38456223
Killvthem with dick
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>>38456223
Walk around with a body sized mirror. They will just think it’s another one of them.
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you don't
be polite and they'll allow you to pass
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>>38456223
An angel's aura is so powerful that you would need to jump into another plane of existence entirely to avoid it
On sight you receive 500 psionic damage/round
Thats about 1000 psionic damage every second you look at it
That's enough to melt the most powerful DnD creature instantly
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>>38459502
Then you just offer them some kind of fruit, idk get creative you're smart.



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