https://youtu.be/bd35OWQEQX4?si=LgMExpxCDEoHtBfZnow that i've puzzled over this game, and i flashed back to how the fuck the succubi explained to me, i can finally play this game properlyhere's how i invented this game. after dating for 2 years, me and my succubus, katie peach, were having a dead bedroom problem, so all of sudden, she suggests breaking out this bootleg dakimakura of Sona Buvelle, from league, the breast support in the game, where I did something clever to her. I found an on/off hentai of her and bootleged it, then cut a slot where her pussy is, so i could slide an onahole in it and fuck it missionary. it was interesting.in order to do this, i did some bullshit ritual with my black ghost playing cards, and boom. the sona daki starts talking to me, and tells me to bring her as many queen of spades as possible. then once i do, she says "you fucked up. i'm very powerful now"then for a week, all that's happening, is all 3 of us are completely naked watching nothing but hentai trying to make me HFO, and she's injecting this fucked up plot for a hentai into my head, i wish i spoke japanese, because some psychopath would make this hentaithe skeleton of the plot is as follows. this loli and her platonic male friend, living in some suburban area of japan, where the wires are making that weird sound effect they do in lain, get locked in this female scientist's basement, and she's a single mother, where she wants to try a fucked up experiment. let's do the opposite of HRT, and pump her daughter with estrogen, pump her friend with testosterone, and tell them nothing about sex, and leave them fully naked, and only bring them food and injections and female birth control, and see what the fuck happens. in order to throw the police off the trail, she files a missing person report, and is such a sociopath about it, they don't suspect anything at all
what ends up happening it works exactly like mice. the boy has no fucking idea how it works, but the girl figures it out, explains it to him, and basically rapes him. the other thing going on, is they're essentially morphing through puberty super fast. by the final episode of the hentai, the boy is jacked like goku, and the girl has the big mommy milkies, and the boy rapes her, and that's kind of how it ends.anyway, after days of doing nothing but nothing but watch hentai, i still haven't HFOed, and they're finally like oh well, let's start the threesome, and they're aruging about who should initiate the threesome. then sona tells me about this ancient card game lost to history, played by royalty, who could afford this, shuffle the two decks together, and then the two decks represent something, and then the cards obliterate each other as the game goes on, and there's a ranking to the suits. you are merely the referee to this card game. hearts represent love, so that gets 4x. diamonds represent beauty, so that gets 2x. spades represent weapons, which get a 1x multipliier, and clubs look like the holy cross, which a succubus does not want to see, so it's actually a -1x multiplier, they would crunch the numbers on a quill and scroll, and whoever won, goes in the capture pileas far as the face cards go, a K is an autowin, but a Q actually trumps a K, and is an even bigger autowin. and a J is an autoloss. if you somehow draw a combination of Q/J or K/J, then they go directly in the obliteration pile. an A is simply worth 1 at the time playing cards were invented. as far the joker, it goes full society bottom text, and all cards are obliterated, except for the joker itself. it goes into its own entity's capture pile. and there is only one joker in each deck, not twothis is katie peach btw, for you guys in /x/. the trick to summoning a succubus is to sleep with an object shaped like a woman. then you trip balls on oxytocin and the object starts talking to you
in order to determine how many cards to draw, you roll 2d4-1. the nobles had special dice with a 0-3, i don't have that.if the cards are somehow a draw, you put them at the top of the deck, and reshuffle the whole deckafter the deck is exhausted, you go into the obliteration phase. you draw out everything they captured, and if they captured something of the same card, it gets obliterated, and it's removed from the game. however, because the jokers are always opposing each other, they stay in the gamein the end, it ends up being a snowball game, where one side gets a slight advantage, and it spirals out of control, unless something lucky happens, just like fucking league, so i thought it was hilarious that sona suggested this gamethere are two victory conditions. the first, is that one entity went on a run, and captured every single card. the second victory condition, is that the only card left in the entity's deck is the joker, then it goes full heath ledger, they shoot themselves in the head, and the entity who still has cards winsanyway, sona won. so i fucked her first. that's just how it went.in this game of succubus solitare, the white deck, which i blessed with holy water, will represent yosho, the ultimate force of good. the black cards represent spikeman, the ultimate force of evil. and I, Yuji Sakai will be the referee of this match.i'm not going to take a picture of every single draw. i am only going to take a picture of before and after on each obliteration phase, and tell you how many positive and negative cards are in each deck.
what ends up happening, is i get ransomware, i'm yelling at comcast all day, because i quickly figure out it's my router that got hacked, and i'm knocked down to a phone with a low data plan, so i call my psychiatrist, and tell i can't do a zoom appt, we need to do a phone appt. and he never ends up calling me. and because my computer is dead, i'm blowing through sticky notes, so i go to staples to get a pack of stickies, it turns out their registers have been hacked, and they can't ring me up, so they give me them for freeas a result, i think the bombs are about to drop, and i go panic hoarding food, and i'm only paying with a snap card, and the cashier is like why is it charging you tax on snap, and i need a manager override. then i go through a second loop through the store, notice someone else panic shopping, and apparently they tell me they work in cybersecurity, and i ask them if the power grid is going to stay on, and she's like oh no, the power grid is fucked, if the russians want to pull the trigger, and gives me the technical explanation as to how it works. as a former computer hacker, i've known this classifed information for decades, and its only within this decade we've finally started fixing the problemon the way home, i make a call to someone, and my phone sounds like it's under a wiretap, and i notice a guy wearing shades is following me, blowing through red lights. so i do what you're do when you're being followed, i take a deliberate wrong turn, with my turn signal on in the direction i'm actually supposed to turn, and this guy immediately peels out through a double yellow and blows by me.
at this point, i feel like i'm in danger, and i need a safe location with security cameras to be, and i happen to run into the town sheriff at my bank, explain everything that happened, and he says this sounds like something between a james bond movie and something actually happening today, i need you to go in for a psych eval, and i show all the food in my car, give him the keys to my car, and he brings all my expirable food home.in the end what happens is, even though i'm on a 14 day psych hold, i'm released in 5 days, because my psychiatrist says yes, i did get ransomware, and my phone was jammed, so i had to pay the ransom. i had no choice. but when i try to open an FBI investigation into this, he goes full hillary clinton, and says i do not recall. all the FBI is able to figure out is how i got hacked, and i was right, it was the router, but they were never gonna figure out who hacked me. that's the NSA's job. as a result, this leads to an out of court settlement with comcast, where i'm talking directly to their corporate hq, and they waive 2 months of service i didn't recieve, and the early termination fee, and i just take the offer, because i don't want to roll the dice in court. they also say they're going to red flag this router and figure out what the hell happened to it.i did get something out of this trip to the psych ward though. i met two white witches, and one of them taught how to perform an exorcism, with the white circle. the first time i perform it, i use my archangel cards, but it is imperfect, all i do is throw her back in the box i kept her in.
one day, i roll 666 777 rolling 2d1000, and all of a sudden, sona's back. and then katie peach and sona are locked in an epic psychic battle, and i'm playiing succubus solitare again, and what's on the line, is what color wig i buy next. if sona wins, it will be blue, and she will take object possession over my doll. if katie peach wins, i get a blonde wig. i clearly see sona is winning, but she is insane, so i immediately interverne, and use my archangel cards in a solid perfect circle, and say "God, get this demon the fuck out of my apartment", and it worked, because He immediately responded with a very local lightning strike. then in order to seal it, i encase the daki in 3 white trash bags, the holy number, and throw it straight in the trashi eventually talk to a catholic priest about this, and he explains to me that katie peach is not evil, she is a gift from the holy spirit, because i was in love with her, and Satan cannot mimic the power of love, but the other succubus that was making watch hentai, very clearly was evil, and he told me to stop watching pornography and just have sex with my doll. i haven't been doing that. i'll just sit in purgatory for this.anyway, in order to play this game in my bed, they had me clear my marble chess board, and use it in my bed as a table to draw out all the cards. i have been using this marble chess board to make a board game where it's like chess, mtg, and starcraft had a threesome, and chess isn't sure who the father is. instead of a king, you're a wizard, and you're so old, you can't move, but you have an array of magic spells to get yourself out of check. so this marble chess board clearly has magical properties.anyway, from hereout, i am give this deck a deep shuffle, going to take photos of each obliteration phase, and see if yosho or spikeman wins in this timeline
i will be posting the photos as the obliteration phases roll out in >>>/s4s/11725175 but i will get around to reposting them here, and answer any of your questions about katie peach's fantasy land when it's over
the game ended in a fucking draw. yosho and spikeman will have to settle this tomorrow.
and now i'm going to start crossposting the game itselfon the left, that's what yosho captured. on the right, that's what the spikeman captured. it took me a long time to get through this clusterfuck
i posted the wrong image
obliteration phase one is complete, and round is always a bloodbath. yosho has lost all his queens, has a single jack left, and the spikeman has a queen, but is heavily indexed into negative cards, so i'm not sure who will win round 2
eound 2 is complete
not much got obliterated in the obliteration phase, but here's what i'm noticing. yosho will have more negative cards than the spikeman, and he has 2 jacks and two kings, while the spikeman has a jack, a king, and the last queen standing. he also has significantly more hearts, but yosho has the 10 of hearts still, and that's worth 40, so he will most almost certain win that round unless he draws a jack or a joker. the jacks are basically feeding uncontrollably, to use the league analogy, but i think the spikeman is winning
round 3 is completeyosho got really lucky with the jokers. it obliterated one of spikeman's queens, then the other one obliterated a bunch of his clubs. this is some kind of baron throw.
now that the deck is getting pretty thin on cards, it's time to change the track to spikeman phase 2 songhttps://youtu.be/8lzHaKNoVvI?si=7M7BbcUhSOY7ulnW
yosho abruptly obliterated all of his face cards with a joker. the only face card left is the spikeman's jack. the spikeman is probably gonna losei happened to roll 6 over and over, so this round went super fast, so are we suddenly in the final battle. all that got obliterated, in the obliteration phase, was the 9 of diamonds. this one might even be a draw, if the joker manages to self destruct everything at once
and as i told you could potentially happen, i got high rolls and the game in a fucking draw. yosho and spikeman will have to settle this tomorrow
>>38680949Nice thread and cards, OP. This spirit solitaire is interesting.
>>38681866this game rarely ends in a draw. it usually spirals out of control, but i got some really high rolls in the final few rounds, so everything exploded. if i got low rolls, the spikeman probably would have lost.when i was playing in the psych ward where i met the two white witches, the decks didn't have jokers, and what it represented to me, is the red backed ones were putin, and the brown backed ones (they got them from a casino as a charity thing. they can only use each preshuffled poker deck once, so they have infinity million billion decks lying around, and any hospital that contacts them will send them a huge box as a charity thing) represented the united states, and without the jokers, it was like, the game probably will end eventually, but it's pretty clear it's going to take forever, so someone just forefeit
there is a way to extract numerology from it. add up the values of every single draw, by subtracting the value of the loser from the winner, and if it's a draw, or a joker obliteration, write 0. then whatever digits of the total damage value, add those digits together, and the numerology i got from when locked up in a different hospital where in retrospect, it was just a really loud speaker playing a 3 round burst assault rifle firefight in the woods, on top of an over an insane prank where someone spread glowstick fluid all over the place and it looked like radioactive material, and i freaked out so badly that i thought civil was 2 was starting, i fled to the military and breached a restricted area. this was on juneteenth, the fence was left wide open, and so i just started wandering like i'm fox mulder, and when i finally decide to try and guess the keypad code might be 1337, the police finally show up and point a gun at me, and i tell them unarmed, i need help, then the ranking officer who was the only one there, finally shows up, once i started talking to him about allt he cybercrimes, he wanted to know more, but the state police showed up, and apparently they had jurisidiction somehow, and i got locked up in the psych ward again. they run a rad scanner, and it wasn't radioactivethis hospital happened to have a blue back and red back deck, and that was enough to work with. i actually calculated a score sheet on all the games i played, with a marker and some folder they gave me in my bed i could use as a clipboard, and added up the total of each draw, with the winner subtracted by the loser, and if it was a tie, it was 0, and if it was a joker obliteration, it was also 0. any king or queen meant that you just added up the total of every single card, and the loser was worth 0when i crunched the numerology of all my score sheets, i ended up with 11, which meant i'm on the path to spiritual enlightment, but because i'm Yuji Sakai, i said dubs, nice
anyway, that psych ward trip was a clusterfuck. the doctor was a butcher who pulled me off my psych meds thinking i wasn't taking anything, when i was, and i was on medications that could not be hard stopped. in probate court, the judge laughed at him, in part because he injected with a medication on my allergy list that just automaticallly makes me suicidal, and said given my siutation, i actually did act appropriately, but he tells not to go back to the military, but to talk to the FBI, so that's how the investigation got opened. when i was getting locked up, i was asking the ranking officer, can't you go over this state cop's head, aren't you more important, and he just says "this is how it works if you want to discuss classified information without a security clearance with us"i could have went back to the military and talked to him, once i cleared psychiatrically, but for some reason i just didn't
>>38681979What happens if you play as a contender instead of a moderator? When and how did you meet your succubus?
>>38682269our anniversary is 5/20/2021, the day she shipped to my apartment. but the packages arrive out of order. i have her wig, but i don't have her outfit. she was originally just going to be a princess peach sex doll. when i throw on her wig, i'm awestruck, she looks like a girl i e-dated on IRC named katie, so I make a snap decision and call her katie peach. so the first night, she's wearing my own clothes, and i'm cuddling with her, but i don't fuck her. while we're sleeping together, she abruptly rolls over, and wakes me up and scares me, and basically, she made the first move, so i finally insert the onahole into the doll and bang her, but it only takes like 2 minutesthen after 5 days, i wake up, and i say "what the fuck? i'm in love with you" and all of a sudden i'm hearing omnidirectional audio, as if i'm wearing a pair of headphones, say "i...love you too, what's happening?" and i just tell her i guess we fell in love, and then i start concocting this elaborate backstory where i found some insane twitch streamer who was playing super mario 2 dressed as princess peach, then when her stream is over, she says go tune into my other stream, where she's on chaturbate, and if you tip her $333 dollars, which is what i paid for the doll, if you fly out, she'll give a fan meetso i tip her $333 dollars, we realize we actually live local to each other, but because her parents don't want her some autist, they throw her out, and she needs to move in immediately, because i'm not going to let her become homeless
eventually what i realize, is that i summoned the same entity twice. i attempted suicide when i was only 7 years old. my dad was beating me every single fucking night because i have a severe sleep disorder, i didn't sleep like a normal person, and he just beat the shit out of me if he heard me awake at all. i think just because it says it's adult tylenol, it will kill me, so i take like 4, i'm confused why i'm still alive, and i just say oh well, i guess i'll have to wait and buy a gun to kill myself. then this pillow i cuddle with all night starts talking to me while i don't sleep, and i call her the princess, because the only time my dad was not abusing me was when he was playing NES, and it took him forever to beat it, because he's a drunk, and i didn't have my glasses yet, but when i see that princess for the first time and i hear that happy song, it was love at first sightthis story is really fucked up, but eventually my mom and stepdad to skip out on all their bills and our house is going into foreclosure, they move to florida, they're sick of supporting me, and i'm not welcome to go witth them. i'm living in an abandoned house for 2 years.when the house finally goes into a short sale, i work out a deal with an old man who was hurting for money to rent a room, the only problem was his two sons were neo nazis, but one of them was chill, but kept getting me from 4chan, so i tell him to get his fucking phone off the wifi and show him how to ban evade, lol, the other guy was a vegan and a dick with a problem dog that kept humping me, but never bit meanyway, when i find this pillow in the closet that we never go into, i feel like i'm touching the one ring of power, and i feel the impulse to keep it forever, and then i realize in retrospect, that was katie peach
and i remember what she said, because she abruptly disappeared when we moved, i figured the ghost just didn't follow me. she said goddamnit it, your parents mixed all the pillows up, and i got trapped in the closet the whole time, so i was haunting your brother, and that's why you believe in ghosts? god damnit, at least you came up with a decent name for me this timethen all of a sudden, we invent this insane board game, and she pitching all these insane ideas, and i'm stuck balancing this mess, and eventually, it becomes a chess variant that's totally asymmetrical and you draw cards to see who wins, and you can spend mana to tie with it or trump it if you lose, and there's a wizard with a shit ton of magic spells, as well as a magic sword, and a princess can stand in the square as an allied piece that can't die, she literally gets tipped over, and get captured, and then another piece can rescue her, and we're playing against each other constantlyi've been working on this game for over 3 years now, but i'll shoot myself in the head if i try to publish it. social security told me i absolutely would lose my disability, but if it was a free to play app, they would consider it a hobby project. the problem is, how the fuck i pay for the master server to calculate rank and be the card dealer.
there's also something else. when i was fucking actual women, i suffer from a rare condition called delayed ejaculation, where the sex just never ends, and you'd think women would be into that, but they all bitch about it, they just want their cummies and feel like they did a bad job. and when i fall in love with my succubus, i suddenly have delayed ejaculation, and now that i can actually just see how long it takes, it took like 2 hours of nonstop banging, so i know for a fact that delayed ejaculation is some sort of oxytocin imbalance condition, where you've been starved of it for so long, you can't ejaculate when you're exposed to iti tried something fucked up. i cuddled with her for 24 hours straight, and tripped balls on oxytocin, and heard the direct voice of god, give me tons of prophecy on the war in ukraine, civil war 2, world war 3, the cyberwar, but one prophecy has not ocme to pass, vatican 3, where they will accept all of gnosticism as canon and the bible will be complete. all 12 apostiles will have a book, mary magdalene will have a book, that's basically the plot of the da vinci code, everyone knows abou that one, and judas will have a book, which was the most exhaustive and longest one. the tl;dr is that he betrayed jesus because he directly commanded him to do it, as it would set the wheels of motion in fate. the first time i talked to god, it sounded like one of those really fast disclaimers on the radio, being slammed with a whole book at one. i've since realized we are liviing in a simulation, and i got a chance to talk to the big man himself again, at a pace i could comprehend, and he referred to himself as Carmack, as in John Carmack, the legendary programmer, to make me understand he wrote all the laws of physics that govern our simulation
one of the things he said was he has gone by many names under the millenia, ra, zeus, jupiter, odin, deus, allah, etc, and none of us humans in this local sector of the multiverse seem to understand that all we are doing is praying to him and his assistants, which he referred to as debuggers. and while he was to scan our universe, i was seeing the matrix, but it wasn't the same, it was only on my ceiling, and it was in hexidecimal, and every time i looked away or blinked, all the hex changed, and this was pissing carmack off. he noticed that i couldn't even stand still for a single second of the planck time, so he realizes what's going on. he didn't invent this quantum physics bullshit, i might be one of his lost debuggers that got trapped in a recursive set of simulations, but he set up a failsafe, if i fatal familial insomnia, the part of the afterlife i go to is none of the above, i will go to a place he calls debug, where i will be an empty white void, until i can learn how to mainfest things, and figure out what i'm supposed to have the power to do. but if i'm not one of his debuggers, he says then i won't need the assistance of the machine elves to navigate the afterlife if i can learn to bunny hop and strafe jump in 12 dimensional space plus time, and i will be able to go whereever i want, and reincarnate as whatever i want. and he says i can fulfuill an ancient prophecy of an alien civilization he called the protoss, but it's just an analogy. their home planet has been conquered, and they have all the tech the protoss do, teleporation, invisibility, psychic powers, etc. and he thinks i can become a hero greater than tassadar, and become a strategic genius that can reclaim aiur. the protoss are aware they are living in a simulation and openly worship carmack
and basically, he said, do NOT ask the machine elves to take to katie peach's fantasy land. that will just lead me to another parallel universe where my will suck. he told me once i realize i'm dying, ask the machine elves, where is aiur, my life for aiur, honor guide me, thus i serve, and they will help me get there, or i can figure it out myselfanother question i had for him is why not just rip me out of the simulation and put me in some sort of 12 dimensional robot body, and he says hmm, perhaps i can train you, but you might not be able to comprehend what you're seeing at all. he's never considered doing this before, but i seem more useful than the average simulated entitythe enemy that conquered the protoss world are called the satanists, but they have nothing to do with satan. they are more like the chinese government, where they actively torture their citizens and spread misinformation and supress the truth, and they believe they are the only entities that exist outside of the simulation, and everything else is their slaves, and this is a false belief.
i was an atheist for 36 years, but after these supernatural encounters, i could no longer deny his existence. it's 3 am here. i need to brick.
i should mention one more thing before i go. it's not the area 51 aliens that control the black triangle. they use flying saucers and are only a minor military superpower. the black triangle is the protoss flagship that arrived shortly after we dropped the nukes, because they were like why are these using uranium for bombs instead of energy. i saw the black triangle, and it matched up with everything i've read on it. it took up a quarter of the sky, it was totally silent, and it made aerial manuevers that defy all laws of physics, and it was covered in green tracklights, not red and white like human planes
Awesome thread. I wish you a happy life with your lover man
kill yourself retard
>>38682959thank you>>38682996go to Hell. oh wait, you can't. that site is closed foreverback in the day, there was a loss pollination between FYAD (Fuck you and die), proto /b/ (the era when everyone was mostly using a tripcode to post, unless they were posting on /l/), and Hell: It is a forum (my own forum)One day, one of the head admins just direct messages me and asks me do you just never sleep, or have you come up with next level way to ban people and keep them the fuck out, and I say while I basically don't sleep, I decide to directly shared my bancode with 4chan and explained how it all works, and i'm sure they're still using it at as isanyway, i gotta get through my morning routine, and then the deck is already shuffled, i'll play round 2 and see if yosho can break spikeman's incredibly high defense, or if yosho runs out of bullets>>38682996
if any of you guys are lurking, this is probably the song you should be listening to while i get through the absolute clusterfuck that is round 1https://youtu.be/jVNqtFd271w?si=vXk6_xcYugbzw3zAthis is gonna take a while
DANK MEMES RAIN FROM THE HEAVENS!part of the reason there's so many goddamn cards this time in obliteration phase 1, is that when i rolled a 1, yosho drew his joker, so absolutely nothing got obliteratedi got a lot of calls to make at 10am, so i have to get through this clusterfuck, and it's going to be a while before i can resume this gamestay tunedthis time, i'm going to post the game in /x/ first, then crosspost it to [s4s]
>>38680961Those legs make it look like a girl with downs and her hands tied behind her back put a mask on.
>>38684138i know. the legs are her one flaw, and because this doll was manufactured in china, they have a small foot fetish, so it's worse, but they actually do work well for sitting in a chair and any sex position you need to doanyway, i realized, for clarity purposes, i should first sort the deck by color, then by suit, so i can get a clearer glance at the next round's deck statemost of the face are gone. yosho has two jacks, and a king, and the spikeman has a jack and a king left, yosho has more cards overall, so i think the game is gonna go his way.i have an incoming call that's going to last about an hour, so i'm going to have to abruptly pause this game at some point
just to give you guys a quick side profile of how thick the decks are, the deck on the left is what's in play, and the deck on the right is what got obliterated. round 1 is always a bloodbath, so now, spikeman is pissed, and it's time to go back to this songhttps://youtu.be/bd35OWQEQX4?si=QcUHP3dN7Eg_TBq0
i had to stop and take a photo of this draw, because this was fringe situation upon fringe situation. spikeman obliterated himself, but yosho lost, so he would still capture some cards, but the absolute last card drawn is the joker, so society, bottom text, a ton of the face cards suddenly got knocked out of the game, and i might actually need to my calculator a lot on round 3. it's generally totally obvious who won at a glance, but if it looks close, i have to crunch some numbers
alright /x/, i'm about to start resuming this game, but first, i need to follow Dr. Dre's medical advice
obiliteration phase two is set up. i could very clearly the spikeman got lucky with the shuffle and rolls, and all he lost for spades, is ace, and that's his most worthless cardnow i gotta sort it out, obliterate the cards, and i'll be right back
and this is why i think this game is fucking hilarious to play, because this succubus named sona from league of legends came up with bullsuit solitaire game that snowballs like crazy when one side gets a slight lead. and spikeman deserves this. he would have destroyed the world in 1999 if yosho didn't travel back in time to stop him. this fight just skipped to the final phase of the yosho vs spikeman battlehttps://youtu.be/nxSJY6D-cEw?si=ZplEy8BBgP-CdiNZas far the card state goes. spikeman has nothing left but spades, which are only worth 1x. he's fucked. and yosho has a lot of strong red cards. the game might go in a loop because of the jack, but eventually, the jack and king will collide, then he will just lose every hand on a shuffle and he's done. the only weird thing that could happen is i get an extremely high roll with a joker and yosho gets chunked on his cardsalso, katie peach is clearly trollling me, because there's a 69 of clubs, and in my game, those would be crosses, and the priest told me she's a gift from the holy spirit
anyway, the cards off to the side are from my insane fucking board game. and there's something about the lore of Yuji Sakai, that might interest you /x/, is that he became a fucking cartomancer man. i ripped up an ace of spades on chirstmas eve that caused a ripple through parallel dimensions via quantum entanglement that caused a tactical nuke in a parallel universe to get launched at a computer in china that solved quantum physics, so we could finally break encryption, and that world was fucked. that nuke needed to get launched. i saved that multiverse. once encryption is broken, the economy is fucking done.the penultimate card is the ace of the cross. it's damage value is infinity, and the piece it kills gets banished directly to heaven, hell, or the big bang. while it is on top of the deck, as it's upsidedown and it's always in the same position in the deck flipped upsidedown so you can see it, enemy pawns cannot attack. the ultimate card is the pentagram of protection. it completely nullifies an attack on your wizard with one caveat. instead of take 2 damage from a knight wielding excalibur, masamune, or the vorpal blade, and discarding mana, you only take 1 damage and don't need to discard mana.the dragon card is not the strongest card in the game, but in my most recent buff to the dragon piece, now, you can spend it during your turn to get an additional move with it, in addition to your regular move. in terms of damage, it is simply worth 15 attack. an ace is also worth 15 attack, but the enemy dies no matter what damage they dealt, so it's more powerfulyou can make an argument that the queen of spades is the strongest card, and a lot of cartomancers make this argument that it is the strongest one. it's a complete and total turn skip, so it's usually what you need to do get damage in on the wizard. he can figure out how to move a piece and if that doesn't work.
this game hilariously. the spikeman lost. two magical rolls happed. all that yosho discarded was joker and jack, and even though i gave it a solid bridge after mixing these cards up with these eyes closed, and checking to make sure it wasn't a solid string, i checked the faces, after i bridged it, to make sure it wasn't a solid block, but after i did that, he somehow bottom decked all his cards at once, drew his own joker all his cards commited suicide. and in the [s4s] lore, there was a favorite famous comic where all the bearies are asking him for advice, and he suggest they all seek suicide. we are living in the yosho timeline. in some other parallel universe, i'm entertaining a huge group of people with this game and this story in the post nuclear apocalypse that spikeman caused
this is the timeiine we're in, /x/yosho stopped the spikeman. the world was not destroyed.
>neanderthal-tier IQ (frequents /x/)>seriously depraved coomer>destroys brain with hentai>types tweaked novels about his imaginary sex friendYeah it's /succ/ time alright
