this iluminatti cards freak me out,broshow they knew back in the late 80s?
>>38860330when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.
You are going to live to regret that
>>38860330Hmm"Victory to the defending player"Chance of success Chance of failureIf only secret stockpiles were safeguarded from even the highest of clearance past a certain time frame You know Assuming the mil expected that over time certain groups might become complacent and had the foresight to defend againts everything being compromisedIf only time travel were possibluh
The ruling class are vampires and can't create ideas of their own. So they keep us around to milk us of our ideas. Our imagination is the only thing they care about. The original Illuminati card game was just a card game. But the ruling class took it and used it as a guide for the apocalypse
>>38860362I dont plan to be alive much longer desu desu senpaiWont be around to accept the UNs and WHOs idea of who or what is considered "essential"
>>38860362>>38860385Where’d my post go?
google the second bullet one,you are going to freak outi dont want to post it here because im scared of the bad energy of that card
>>38860330Well, nice try faggot. But my Illuminati takes an Action to play Tape Runs Out.... Your World War Three card is now canceled and discarded. Next turn.
same way I knew about these dubs
>>38860330because we are not earthlings, we are martians, we destroyed mars, now we will destroy earth>>38860473
>>38860562No dubs for you, loser. Lol.
its almost like youre playing a part in a script thats been enacted countless times since that one faggot got the idea to control other people. we should kill him
WHAT THE FUCK
>>38860599i thought this looked like trump even before he was president
>>38860727but how they knew!?the orange still looked "normal" in the late 80s...
>>38860781alex jones and ron paul?
>>38860362Why are you so violent?
>>38860727
>>38860330Does anyone have info on "Bob". This isn't a shitpost, someone in a previous Illuminati card game pointed out some similarities between entities within both the card game and Twin Peaks named "Bob". From what I understood, it's some kind of demonic archetype which is characterised by possessing people and causing them to do evil shit
>>38861367Posting card and weird shit related to "Bob". I fucking swear there's something to this
>>38861407
>>38861413
>>38861420
>>38861428>>38861420>>38861413>>38861407Read this after looking at those cards and see how fucking weird it is. WTF is "BOB" !?
>>38861428
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>38861367Conspiracy-R-Us discusses "Bob" on some of his videos. He believes the Nephilim/demons look like clowns. He talks about Bob at 16:20:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZIcgFjcLEA
>>38861805Thanks so much anon
ong this is a scary thread
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>>38861367>>38861367I always saw this bob dude online. Never quite understood what he was about. He does freak me out though.Searching it up it seems that he is the founder of the parody religion inside the illuminati card game, having been contacted directly by god on his television (lol). It seems he became prominent in poupular culture back then.BTW I remember there once was a mysterious website that simply asked for a password along with an image of bob or the "c'est pas ne une pipe" artwork. Never found it again nor have i found anything related to it. Does someone else remember that?
>>38862168The game came later, the Church of the Subgenius is an actual parody religion founded in the 70s, like Discordianism. It used to be quite popular on usenet in the early days of internet. And that Bob Dobbs is one of their prophets
if i die in ww3 im blaming this cards
>>38860382Don't forget, there's always a reason ;3
>>38860428>scared of bad energybro you are literally on /x/ where people shill satanism
>>38860460this sounds like a timeline shift, to escape the final judgement of God.Maybe the masons are doing this and that's why they are so confident
>>38862279I actually didn't know that. Thanks for the heads-up.
>>38862432i dont want that card in my pci dont want the bad karma if that card happens in real life
>>38860599>>38860727>>38860781Think that's neat? Check out this. Take a look at this Pokemon. Check out the year it came out, it's "behavior/what it does" and the memes that were associated with it all. Funny stuff. Then look at it's fucking ear.
>>38860599Haha that explains a lot
>>38863046It is explicitly stated by the lead designers to be not based off of trump
>>38860330Half the ones posted ITT are fake.https://healthglade.com/illuminati-card-game-all-the-cards-in-the-full-deck/There's the full deck.
>>38863305i think some cards arent in the original set like enough is enough but they are from a deluxe version released years later or something like that
>>38863098Our brightest minds are on the case.
>>38863305Well, anon, they sure are real now...
>>38863305>https://healthglade.com/illuminati-card-game-all-the-cards-in-the-full-deck/there was a reprint with new art
>>38865008No there isn't.>>38863348There was never such a thing.
>>38865112There were multiple versions and expansion sets released, so you're wrong about this.
>>38865206>there were *head canon*, so you're wrong actually
>>38861407>>38861413>>38861420>>38861428>>38861446You will find a lot of "Bob" archtype characters in nearly every media. They all have a similar scheme (have existed since the begining of the universe, a degree of omnipotence, have an endgame of doing some fucked timeline bullshittery, and often depicted with very bland facial features/suite and tie).
>>38865374Coping by putting a strawman in a quote just makes your delusional more pathetic.
>>38861040Because of the feminizing hormones in the water. Women are more violent than men, but when they started doing that, the myth that women are more gentle was unquestionably accepted, so they wanted to feminize men in an attempt to make humanity less violent.
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>>38863305>>38863348>>38865112>>38865206>>38865374picrel
>>38865468You gonna run your mouth or provide proof of the bullshit you're spewing?
>>38865656Different guy but I literally just did, retard
>>38865428So your telling me Bob is the creator of his own game, and forces everyone to play, but finds ways to cheat his way to winning in nearly every outcome... Interesting, but what's his REAL name?
>>38865661kek complete fabrication
>>38861446
>>38865428Indeed. Every epoch of humanity has had its "Bob." Most are what we would call "good Bobs." The others? Well we needn't dwell on that....
>>38865723Yes, I edited it 11 days ago in order to fuck with you in this moment.
>>38865748A well dressed man who seems to choose specific people for mysterious reasons...
>>38865748I think we can both agree that Bob sure does love his suit and ties. What an exquisite and timeless style!
>>38865748>Walks around with pipe in mouth>Not actually smoking anything with it>>38865990>Walks around in game in impossible location>Disappears in portal>No context givenMakes you hmm....
>>38860330ever since the sequel, everyone's been waiting for the third. they say it'll be the worst one. makes me wonder why they seem to want it so bad.
>>38865990Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man
>>38866039>why they seem to want it so bad.Must consoooooom new content!!
>>38865428So this commerical was actually a hard Bob disclosure?
>>38863305There were expansion packs
what is the best card in the set,the twin towers one?is the most obvious one
Is this even a playable game? All i ever see are some random dozen cards, shouldnt this need alot more?
>>38868135they full set is hundred of cards,people only post the most popular that predicted something like the pentagon one or the 9/11 one
>>38860460faggot you fear death pussy
The original cards (the first set) have nothing to do with Bob DobbsThis thread has been raided by feds, this game is more important than it seems...
>>38869163yeah the whole bob disccusion is bullshit
>>38860599>At any time, at any place, our snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.>mfw
>>38862459quit your job for Bob!
>>38860330>zoomers think war was invented in the 80s
>>38869578tell me a moment we were this close to ww3 in the last 30 years
>>38869601hey kiddo, might want to review israeli atrocities in the 80s
>>38860330Because they plot things that will happen in advance, you know? If you only knew how much they are ploting right now. It's a lot. It's supernatural shit. They have help of supernatural forces. They are doing witchcraft in a "global" scale.
>>38867223>>38868135>>38868218People neglect to mention the pepe the frog/Kek one That's another dead ringer
>>38871179yeah the frog god one is crazy,i remember that card being very popular in /pol/ years ago
>>38869601Okay why don't you try looking up the last 40 years and then look up h the 20 years before that
>>38860330it really is insane to have the youths compete against people who've had 2-3x the amount of time to accumulate resources and knowledge, there isn't much good role models in today's society only mind control slaves and programmers everybody consume and produce and live a moderately painful experience instead of the harmony we could achieve if only..... I don't know what needs to happen I'm not gonna pretend like I have the keys but life doesn't have to be a constant battering
