It’s 2027, hundreds of spaceships and 1 huge mothership appear in the sky.Whats the first thing we doing lads?
>It’s 2027, hundreds of spaceships and 1 huge mothership appear in the sky.>Whats the first thing we doing lads?
>>38924076aw fuck you got me human
>>38924023>Whats the first thing we doing lads?Public masturbation
laugh at redditors
>>38924023actually the mothership is coming in two weeks
>>38924023joining them
>>38924023dig hole
>>38924023have a nice cup of mushroom tea and chill with some good music, as always
>>38924023Join Jesus his army and harden my spirit for battle against the NWO
>>38924023i get in the eva
>>38924023Blast Angles and Air waves.
>>38924023Give up on your dreams and die.Revelation 13:15“And he had power to give life unto the image of the beast, that the image of the beast should both speak, and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed.”
>>38924076>>38924023>glow ayy confirmed
>>38924023there are so many humans, it is basically inevitable that one of us will try to be aggressive towards out of fear. Aliens would have to have patience of saint to avoid interspecies war
>>38924023Direct them to the nearest jew (the ones who they have been trying to hunt down for millennia)
>>38924023fat blunts all around.
>>38924023Shoot at them...because I want to see what they taste like (chom chom yum yum, deep field spaceman!!!)
>>38924023Nothing, the human population died out in 2024. Just took 3 years for the dust to settle.
>>38927702Why do I keep killing threads...Sorry, I wasn't doomsaying just directing the story better than joos and niggas... chodes. Would there be remnant survivors, blah blah... seriously? Guess, I'll hop over to youpron...
>space ships arrive>go outside>take off pants and moon aliens while yelling "woooooooooooooooo"
>>38924023Just behave, show them that you are useful, not in doing some monkey shit like putting a table together or smashing down a wall, but creating beauty and artistic expression. They feed on emotion, art means to manufacture emotion. If you don't have a soul, then you are not different to them from an insect or some rodent.That's why the new generations are so fucked. They have lost the sense of creation, they don't have thoughts in their minds, they don't write, they don't paint, they don't fantasize about anything, they are dead souls. They won't stand a chance when the soul eaters come.
>>38927790>blames the young for becoming soulless and not the inverment that stole their souls
>>38927964I'm not "blaming" them, they are victims, they are what they are unfortunately. I would have been just like them being born into this global media 24/7/365 non-stop psyop. Looking at them I get to appreciate what I still have.
>>38928020>old head claiming you appreciate what he hasif you like the meal your eating why are you looking at everyone else's plates?
>>38928339Because I still have something called "empathy", and by your question I can see that's part of things this new generation doesn't have anymore. Like animals, soulless. That's what they need, a creature devoid of spirit, or soul, or anything sacred. Something with no value, suitable for extermination. If we don't even have empathy for each other, we may be doing their job by ourselves, killing each other in a big war. That's all you need, a human thinking nothing of the other in front of him, to kill it with out remorse.They are programing people for a big war, they needed. They can kill without remorse, bombing babies, burning them alive, but most people with a soul can't do that. They need us to kill each other, they need us to give a fuck about "everyone else's plates", or families, or sons and daughters, to feel nothing for them.
>>38928460empathy is a lie, at best you ether have pitty or a selfish drive to protect those you actually likeyour blinded by nostgia, acting like the good old days was better, but those older then you looked down on you. thinking if you as inferior
>>38924023shidding and farding
>>38928636You're wrong. Those before me wanted a thriving society, full of beauty and life drive force (for them to exploit? maybe), but still, if you want a world of exuberance and fun, you need to populate that world, fill it with life That was the 80s and 90s. Today is different, they believe fun, beauty and exuberance, lives in a screen display, in a virtual world, you don't need real people to enjoy that. Not even real sex drives them anymore, so they don't even need whores (of any gender). So this is a castrated new world, with no human spirit, the incel era, leaded by an incel elite. No empathy, at least old elites wanted to have fun, they needed beauty in this world, they needed families, and people with a life dream. The new generations are castrated life rejects, even when they belong to the elites, they can't escape being genetic failures, with no soul, and suicidal.
>>38924023make sure my alarm is set for work the next day and that my meals are prepped
>>38928460Damn near nailed it, son. Empathy, compassion, kindness without agenda
already happened.the aliens who are already here will kick their asses like "1561 celestial phenomenon over Nuremberg"
Do you think we will see aliens/interdimensional beings in our lifetime?Imagine if all this stories, videos, photos are fake etc
I wanna see what kinda music and movies they have, and I wanna show them some of the important music and stuff that made me who I am. I wanna try their food, if I can, and share mine with them. I wanna ask them about their struggles and dreams, and learn about their history.
>>38929073look at this fkin nerd
>>38929030what is this image trying to convey
I will try to fuck them
>>38931404gotta do intel first, see what they look like and how compatible we are, if they have stds or other things we don't wanna catch, Id let you be the first test subect to experiment and see what happens.
>>38931422there’s space condoms anon
i will give them daʿwah
>>38924809What was he thinking about at that moment?
>>38929030Space niggers kys
>>38924023Make a meme in mspaint with the alien shown as a weak basedjak and me as a chad
>>38924023Organize a guerilla response. The mainline US military will be outclassed. Armed resistance using non conventional tactics would be our only hope.
>>38924133Well, why change your routine just because aliens turn up.
>>38927964Luciferian pilled.
Devise the perfect slur to call them
>>38924023What a surprise! AI shit is finally working and mysteriously ex CIA agents are saying this meme shit alien invation will happen in 2027. Even Olympic Games made a reference.
>>38929030Best /x/ meme I've seen in ages.>>38930511You are retarded.
>>38934686The "moon-landing" psyop worked out successfully back then, but the effect is wearing off. It is time for a new global psyop stunt.
>>38934604You've got your mantiggers, your griggers, your lyriggers, your tall whiggers....
fuck all NHI
send them a gif with a normal thumbnail but that turns into goatse after a second.there's no way they're hip to that shit.
>>38932361>*look cool man, look cool*
>>38924076ayyyy lmao
>>38924023Psychological warfare. I will capture one and we will take turns fucking it until it dies then spread the video of it everywhere.
>>38924023Snort a hand full of those gas station energy pills, slam an red bull, and get ready to get even for all those anal probes.
>>38931422I will sacrifice myself for alienussy
>>38924023
>>38927019They have showed that they have already.
>>38924023>Whats the first thing we doing lads?Destroy the blue beam of Bullshit:https://youtu.be/utyjQbnNSuY?t=836
>>38924023Well, rejoice as a collapse, no matter the type, is imminent. Even dying is better than forming part of what society has become in its later stages. Any type of radical change will be an improvement.
Alien bussy
I was thinking about what it would be like to have contact with a civilization at the same level of development as us. Imagine we first receive their tv and radio signals from a 100 years ago. just how we have been beaming stuff out into space since the 30s. We could only just watch this these people develope over time through their intertainment.
Why does this site (below) have information about what you are all talking about here:https://forgottenlanguages-full.forgottenlanguages.org/pic rel
>>38924023Say Heil Hitler and tell them we've been waiting 80 years
pray or exorcise them because they might be demons
>>38934210got his ass
>>38930511friendship
>>38924023Pray to a God that can no longer hear or help you. Then realize that it actually mattered whether you were good to others, and that this is what you get for being a self-important fool. Then all kinds of dooms day scenarios all play out at once. And everyone dies praying that God will still be able to forgive them, even though they destroyed the entire Earth through selfishness a greed.
shit probably reply with some smartass shit on /x/ tbqfh famalamskya
>>38924023They are coming soon, 100%, I will be really surprised if we have 5 years of old world for us.If we assume theory that they need us because they feed on our suffering they have a food problem: birth rates are plummeting EVERYWHERE, multiple reasons for thatSo what do you do if your soil stops giving crops?You have to act, we will get wiped, small amount of survivors will be left and that's how 7th civilization will start. Now you know why ancients used stone - that's the only thing that will survive it.
>>38947056>You have to act, we will get wiped, small amount of survivors will be left and that's how 7th civilization will start.That makes no sense. How the fuck would you boost growing by killing everyone? LMAO
>>38949426what he means is it's time to harvest and start a new crop, dumbass
>>38924023checking for swastikas on the craft & credible schizo posts that it's a holographic gayop as well as subjecting any in person ayys to the Say Nigger test to check that they're not actually MK Ultra'd test tube biorobots slaved to some kinda LLM retard Skynet
No. First there is that rock, the rock is real. It will hit hard. After that, the "things" will appear. Those aren't real, but people will be open to believe it, because the rock that hit was real. Simple as. Brutal as. Do what thu wilt.
>>38924023>>38924023figure out how to collaborate with the invaders for a high position in the hell that follows
>>38924023>Put on my homemade, custom, combat suit>Strap on several molle pouches and drop leg pouch>Prepare my throwing knives and energy bar rations>Grab my maps with cyphered coordinates for BOBs and other stashes (they're written backwards)>Put on my most expensive trenchcoat over it all>Grab my katana>Say a quick prayer>"Heh... Now I'm a little motivated!">Open the door>Smacked to the floor >I got stepped on by a dinosaur
>>38941170>>38927019theyre chickenshit bastards who hit first then cry out in pain like a jew over it. look at how they tormented and almost killed poor Charles James Hall at Indian springs/Creech AFB. >>38950259good angle. >>38950321based for the ages.
>>38924023getting baptized and going to confession then just waiting
>>38924023Are they shaped like anvils?
>>38924023I would make a yo mama joke.>Yo mothership so fat, your entire invasion fleet orbits around her.
>>38950429They hide in those anvil shaped clouds
ESCAPE THE BIG CITIES>ESCAPE THE BIG CITIESESCAPE THE BIG CITIES>ESCAPE THE BIG CITIESESCAPE THE BIG CITIES>ESCAPE THE BIG CITIESESCAPE THE BIG CITIES>ESCAPE THE BIG CITIES
>>38924840I'll tell them this, you may kill my body but never my soul.
>>38924023SEXXXO WITH LYRANS!!
the entirety of my will shall be focused and amplified towards the single goal of engaging in tantric sex with an alien
>>38924023>>38951882>>38952407>>38952428Nothing will happen to you, you're not important. "They" want your consent to a narrative. Like the "moon-landing", america and the world "accepted" something that never happened, that no one took part of, but it built the historical narrative of the decades to come. Today that lie is dying off, that global narrative is done. It's time for a new LIE that will shape history and "hierarchy" in the concert of nations.
>>38924023I’d clear out some closet space, pull out the folding bed, and dust off the GameCube, and get some s-tier munchies for cool sleepovers for alien bros looking for a place to chill/crash.Because I’m such a nice person I would allow them to use the good controller.
>>38924023It will be the return of the gods in the form that the collective consciousness manifested them as. This is why I've always supported flat earth because thanks to space they are forced to take the ugly guises that we've seen. I just want the beautiful and terrifying gods back but noooo all I get are these gross bug eyed things that a child could sculpt out of clay it's just infuriating l
>>38924023Bro, can you stop scaring the humans? They’ve been on edge a lot lately, like read the room my guy.
I want a rival alien that follows me around and pops out of trashcans and sewers to fight me
>>38924076Immediately planning how to take the side of the ayys in the coming war.
I dreamed about this last night, it was all a ruse to provoke chaos, population mobilization out of their homes and properties to be seized by you know who, no, not the "government", THEM. You will live "safe and protected" now in your hub of pods, while global corporations Elon, Jeffrey, Marky and Larry owns everything out there.
>>38924076this>>38924023nuh uh i ain't revealing my plans to you big eyed motherfucker
you bring a saucer for me?
>>38955296> I dug 17 nuclear bunkers with my facehttps://youtu.be/R9TcGbaRC8A?t=278
>>38924023Watch season 10 of the x-files, an "extraterrestrial virus will be unleashed on earth". That's the psyop they are planning, COVID was a test for that bullshit. The X-files season exposing this plot was aired in 2016, four years earlier of the COVID pandemic in 2019. The x-files producers did the same with 9/11, 4 months before the attack they exposed the 9/11 plot step by step in a chapter of the "The Lone Gunmen".
>>38952407That doesn't looks like the hot Lyran fantasy that I've been dreaming about all of this time... <=(
get on all fours and goatse them as a welcoming
>>38924592Jewsus is the NWO, faggot. Read isaiah 60
>>38957049Marburg virus?
>>38924023>Whats the first thing we doing lads?have sex
>>38958881Yeah, the virus will be the "alien weapon", we will never see any "alien" near the earth. It will "happen" in mainstream media (your blue beam) the "extraterrestrial action" will happen in mars, so no one will be able to check if there's any truth on it. Here we will be very occupied on many crisis happening at the same time: wars, global economic crisis, the new pandemic, this time real and terrifying. All in order to overwhelm the "enemy" nations, China, Russia, Europe, EVERYONE will be too occupied under a shock global doctrine to seriously verify if there's any real "alien contact" happening in fucking mars.America has been prepping this brutal psyop for decades. Now the important thing is that, it doesn't matter if the "psyop" part of the operation works or not, if people believe it or not, IT IS WAR, the material part of this global false flag is to hit the rest of the nations, to hurt them, throw the stone, hide the hand. "The aliens did it". It doesn't matter if they believe it or not, the harm will be real, and people will be too scared, hurt, and occupied in survival to "question the official global narrative" coming from DC.If you think this is a bunch of bullshit, it doesn't matter, an empire hegemony is in jeopardy, and it will do whatever it takes to give that fight. It will not be just a "gunfight", it will be a sophisticated war for narrative in the minds of the "global citizen" first of all. Once the missiles start flying, it won't matter if aliens are real or not. It will be a global shock treatment. A mind in shock will accept ANY imposed narrative, they know this, they researched it for decades in their MKultra programs. So get ready.
>>38924840As if any of that garbage is true. Book of Revelations was propaganda against Nero. And for 2000+ years idiots always try to make it about their own time.>no hes the antichrist>xyz mark of the beast OOOOK OOOOK FEAR OOOK OOKFuck that insane old incel named John of Patmos, if he even wrote it.Also aliens are genetically engineered. Soon (10-20 years) you will buy one as a pet from China.
>>38950349Isnt it funny how "UFOs" and "aliens" only show up around air force bases w secret projects?
>>38959179I don't even want a stupid dog as a pet, why would I want an engineered alien as a pet?
>>38959155most realistic scenario. even if they do have the tech tptb would never let go of their hold. this will finally give them the world government they've always wanted now just in the open. or the galactic federation steps in. most likely no ones coming
>>38959194sailors in the Caribbean have seen them for hundreds of years going in and out of the ocean.
>>38932698Chad
>>38959194no they also show up around nuclear siloes and naval assets with either nuclear reactor power or nuclear warheads.oh and in the middle of australia where they mine uranium.
>>38955149But that's exactly how the world is today.The great ruse will be to keep everything the way it is?
>>38960915Of course.Half of the world (brics) are trying to get out of the matrix, and they are about to. The (((demiurge))) is going nuts out there, killing everything around him trying to unleash hell in this world and stop any change in this realm of reality.
check if they're digging under my home.
>>38963423Based Xi Jinping. The Neo of our worldI bow down to the eternal light of communism
>>38924076Splashing aliens in the face with dog piss i've been collecting for years.
>>38959219to fuck it of course
>>38964767Anon, I don't think that's a good idea...
>>38966696what's it going to do shove a probe up m
Make a constitution saving throw or poop your pants.
>>38966713Alien infection disease.
>>38924023Saying I told you so to everyone
