Just think: somewhere out there in the universe, is a young, virginal alien girl who is looking up at the same stars as you, just from a different vantage point.She probably looks human, because statistically speaking, there's a greater than 0 possibility that the alien species evolved in the exact same way as us.How do we get her?
>>38976788>she looks just like a human>behaves the same way as humans do>she's exactly the same as a human girl>but she's aliendate a femboy and pretend it's a girl
>>38976788This is what happens when /r9k/ users discover /x/. Oh, how far this board has fallen.
>>38978035we just need to apply moar racism and malignant intolerance to clean things up desu
>>38976788>She probably looks humanYou lost me. If she ain't some oddly colored weird skinned eldritch horror I don't want her
>>38976788why does she need to be virginal? I hear alien vaginal fluid and alien blood combine to form acid. OP is gonna melt his little earthling dick off
>>38978521Fuck yeah. Worth
>>38978595kek
DON'T END UP LIKE THIS GUY LOL.
>>38979999Sacrifices must be made if we wish to enter the celestial kingdom. Fear not mortality for eternity awaits
The only alien GF I will accept.
Somewhere out there from the fifel movie except instead of a mouse its an alien mouse
>>38976788Somewhere up there, I know my hyperintelligence wife, Eve, is looking up and thinking of saving me.
>statistically speaking, there's a greater than 0 possibility that the alien species evolved in the exact same way as usCitation required
>>38980430The universe is literally infinite. That means that there are an infinite number of possibilities. Yes, there is a planet out there where everything happened exactly as it did on Earth.
