How do I get her attention? I need her help getting laid.
1. Lady Venus/Fraujon punishes the adulterer, the homosexual and the streetwhore with disease, hence the term venereal disease. She will curse you as well for your lust2. Freya is goddess of valkyries as well so shes as liable to have you killed as she is to give you pussy3. Freya told me that youre a gay nigger anyways, and she doesnt help gay niggers get laid
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>>39076881Okay, then what god/goddess will help me get laid?
>>39076915Lilith. But that's a one-way trip that ends in disaster.
>>39076922I'm just trying to cum in a pussy, I don't want life destruction
>>39076927>cumming in a pussy>doesn't want life destruction Pick one.
>>39076915Unironically, Freyja's chad brother, Frey, might be able to set you on a better path.Begging and simping for female entities to give you help as a male is for retards.
>>39076942Good point wtf why didn't I think of that. What does Frey like as sacrifice?
>>39076948AI says boar sacrifice around Yuletide (Christmastime) apparently, but desu I have no idea.
>>39076948wash your penis
Btw I actually tried sacrificing something to Freyr once, and he said "he didn't need it".
>>39076863the young prince Ottar erected a stone altar inside a stone table, reddened it with ox blood, and believed faithfully in Freyja, and she appeared to help him settle a legal dispute and to protect him from curses.I'm guessing that's a bit out of your means, so maybe just an altar and solemn prayer.She probably won't specifically help with you getting laid, though, unless you mean sex within the confines of a romantic relationship. The gods frown on promiscuity, and Odin condemns adulterers to have the flesh torn from their bodies in Nastrond.
>>39076863it was said that she was the easiest of the gods to contact. she wept tears of red gold and wandered so she might find her husband, Wod. clearly this means you must enter the Wod, the passionate, furious love, and unite with her, similar to the union of shiva and shakti.
>>39076996>she wept tears of red gold and wandered so she might find her husband, Wod. clearly this means you must enter the Wod, the passionate, furious love, and unite with herI think it just means that Woden (Odin) will kill you for trying to mess with his second (first?) wife, but what do I know.
>>39077014Wod was a separate deity (sort of). in fact i believe he is Hanwer (Hoenir), who snorri said gave man Wod, rather than Woden, who gave man "Ond," or breath, being associated with storms/wind. i also believe he, being Woden's brother and travelling companion, is actually a face of Woden but distinct, kind of like the christian trinity. it especially makes sense that Hanwer would be Wod when you remember he may have been considered to have been a chieftan of the vanaheim at one point, perhaps freyja being made his bride in his rulership.
>>39076881> punishes the adulterer, the homosexual and the streetwhore with disease, hence the term venereal disease. She will curse you as well for your lustThis is your opinion and it isn't supported by the lore. According to Lokasenna and the Lay of Hyndla, she was known for her promiscuity. In the sagas, there was also an incident in Iceland where the act of her devotees singing mansongr was banned because of their lewdness and the seducing of men. And of course, there's also the incident where she slept with the four dwarves for the necklace Brisingamen. Either Freya or her brother Frey will help get you laid, OP. Choose one or both.
>>39076863By....not focusing on thatWhat is Freyja to your own spirit?
>>39076863respectfully I would absolutely breed freya. Im talking marathon style, bend her over the table, missionary, riding me all night....absolutely breed her and create a generation of aryan super soldiers
>>39076948Go to the gym and lift
>>39076915Why would ANY spirit, yet alone divine being care to help a random loser who only pursues what would push him deeper into attachment to base, animalistic things?It's the same kind of bullshit as "okay, who do I sell my soul to get [some basic, crude benefit]?" - nigga, you eroded your spiritual body with your shit, whatever you can sell is unlikely to be worth much.
>>39077908lifting is gay wikings werent necessarily muscle bound types they practiced longsword, spear, shield, archery and raiding roman villages. to think you'd get with odin's daughter of all the Gods by lifting pwahahaha
>>39078055you need to understand the underlying symbology of the act and associate it with a greater good. maybe the comment was never about lifting for muscles to begin with.
>>39076863gib ubermensch gf
>>39076863Does she accept semen as a sacrifice?
>>39076915No one. You live in the age of inceldom. Get in line for the hosts of the endtimes. Half the young population is made of incels, ready to kill, pillage, rape and murder.
>>39078297I'm not an incel. I've plapjaked with girls from dating apps. I'm just trying to up my game
This will sound like mad shit but I was deffo punished by lucifer or venus or some shit.I was scizo and having a mental breakdown for the numftyiest time hearing this really sad music in my head. I asked for a succubus heard these demonic chains rattling and a demonic female voice that was like pure screeching anger, and suddenly my japseye opened up and it stung like fuck and my precum with dribbling out the top.I'd say dont mess around with it but thats just me. masturbation seems to be fine tho.
>>39078316I'm not trying to fuck a supernatural entity, just want guidance from them (not from demons) to help me bag real prime pussy
>>39078312Well, every chad I know about end up getting fucked by the law in the end, or by some STD. I don't think a goddess of love will help you to live a promiscuous life.
>>39078329its a hard one. im not a magician and most of it is kept secret. the pentagram is a magical symbol try praying in a dark and silent room, with some incense and candles and a drawn pentagram. it could summon a genie and then you can chat with him about whatever.thats what i did anyway. just be careful cus they might not go when you say stop xDalso getting laid is easy just get an escort although you can only cum once. i like magic cus i wanna get laid by forces
>>39076922What happens if I go with Lilith, and will she personally ride my dick?
>>39076881What does She do to those that presume to speak for Her?
>>39076915Ishtar/inana
>>39076863Go outside and pray to her constellation; not images on the internet.
>>39082013Um won't that just summon orion to fuck me in the ass? I don't want that I want pussy to fuck
