We haven't had one in more than a week.Let's have us a good /x/ humor thread!Give us the best ya got.
>>39084164>knock knock>who's there?>a faggot>a faggot who?>OP
>>39084218Kike detected.Hang yourself, Jew.
>>39084220what makes you think i'm a jew?
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>>39084239nice selfie, cuck
>>39084184is the plant datura?
>>39084245Of course, that's the one you sent me earlier you stupid faggot.
>>39084255Yes. One day we will peer pressure someone into trying it for us.
I ain't letting this thread die.
>>39084277ummm what must be done
>>39084353>>39084366>>39084372>>39084390>>39084474It's time to stop posting. This is an /x/ humor thread, not a "post your random unfunny discord images that have nothing to do with the paranormal" thread.Also you have to be older than 18 to use this website.
>>39084430>oh>oh no...
>>39084184The woman in white didn't like you im guessing.
>>39084164>
>>39086967>My cat?
>>39086513he has bunny ears and an erect penis?
>>39084175https://youtu.be/PO-FH6bJhCY?si=L4tKb5BdbK8eM0d-vidrel
>>39086995who’s author of it? I would love to read more comics like this
>>39084262the eternal giga cope of the deliriant abuser is more sickening than meth
>>39087145i think its a parody of the Papyrus of Hunefer
>>39084277Moral subversion instigating hatred and revenge over forgiveness and justice. Obvious deception.
>>39084315seething /r9k/ porn addict hands made this
>>39086259The sadistic lack of optimism in these types of memes makes this seem more like a cynical hyperborean nigger is spamming them rather than some /x/ fag just casually posting funny stuff. These aren't funny at all. They just come off like you're trying to blackpill impressionable youth.
>>39087013nigger-man?seems like a lot of modern "collections" omit rats in the walls.
>>39087347Made my own. You think it's funny?
>>39087556lol
>>39087563Haha! HOoray!
>>39087338it's a joke
>>39089316
>>39084184Sounds like a skill issue.
>>39088798Where's the joke, dumby? It's okay take your time blackpill zoom zoom. I'm sure you'll come up with a reason it's funny eventually and not reply like a stupid faggot the next time.
Based schizo Muslim even though most muslims are retarded. Still read this Bible verse.>And He answered and said unto them, “I tell you that if these should hold their peace, the stones would immediately cry out.” Luke 19:40This is literally schizophrenia.
All this evil in the world and all I want to do is grow cannabis.
90% of posts in these threads now have fuckall to do with paranormal /x/ related memes. it's literally just more /ng/ fags blogposting and trying really hard to come off as edgy and yet have the mental backbone of a 12lb dog. Also bot posts and genuinely retarded losers. Make some OC instead of reposting unrelated garbage from /pol/ you dumbfucks. And Jannies take note of what I'm saying here because you'll find it the sad truth. Do something about this you lazy niggers.
>>39090490Kill yourself.
>>39090506>>39090527You must be 18 or older to post on this website.
>>39090830more mushrooms then you could eat in a lifetime;46.23024575785036, -123.99789325393448
>>39090847least obvious glowie
>>39090847For those who don't wanna check themselves, this leads to the Northwesternmost point of Oregon in some beach/park area by a forest(?)
>>39090847>wow! how did you find this place?>The exact coordinates were revealed to me in a discussion about supernatural humor on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum.
Bump
Don't suppose anyone here has any experience adapting galdr and bindrunes to tattoo application, eh? Any special ink requirements or changes to the formulae involved?
>>39093806I have a crop circle tattoo and got it in black ink, nothing special - looks like ET at least isn't bothered about how you do it because I've had great results- maybe you should ask the gods directly rather than relying on /x/ to tell you
>>39087338These /x/ "humor" threads have been propaganda threads for a loooooooooong time.
>>39087129Yes, he even has his own Discord.
>>39087129AMOGUS SUS
>>39089328>x humour thread>dead serious nietzsche quote
>>39089592>>39084262a fellow datura hellscape survivor
If you know, you know.
this meme gives the whole npc meme a whole different context, the npc is somewhat apathetic to the world because he is going to reincarnate anyway and subconsciously cognates that he is here forever. that gives it a whole new dimension.
>>39084214>Hearing tests, blacked out computer lab w/ odd and old floppy disk games, chemical plants within 5 miles, weird flash cards guessing games, "heads up seven up",...Yup>pink liquidWhy do I vaguely remember this? I remember it happening during flu season and lining up at the nurses office. Was told it was to prevent us from getting cold/flu since we were kids. Even the other kids kept talking amongst ourselves- that it looked liked Pepto Bismal.
The fun part is to see the armchair academic getting mad over it.
>>39087148we are sickening
>>39087556Underrated.
>>39087129Thanks for the laugh really needed it
>>39098105That's actually a good idea if someone's trying to wean off something.
>>39098227correct.
none of these are /x/ not that i have any /x/ shit either but come one you gotta step that game up.
>>39084164beware the heart-shaped entities
>>39098276You smell like tuna bake.
>>39098276
>>39098737She didn't know about the entity until the guy pointed it out. Did she call her family between panels? Or does she just randomly call them to let them know she's okay?
>>39098072Thank you thank you
>>39093826Good point, but between the original worshippers and the revivalists we've had more than two thousand years to learn this stuff. Something tells me the gods get a touch more annoyed at answering the same questions over and over than we mere mortals do. They are the creators of the Nine Realms, not cosmic tech support. Odin especially ... He gave up his eye and put his reputation in doubt to gain his power. What have I sacrificed for the same in my years?
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>>39087556You've summoned the CA poster.
>>39099677idk, go ask her. she costs about 200 bucks for an hour.
>>39102157I don't get it
>>39097944Feelsbad. This shit literally ruined my life for more than 15 years now and it makes me live in hell each and everyday. I sincerely wish for the bottom of my heart I could get free from this addiction forever.
>>39097944He was weak, but we should still take pity on him.
>>39084262I’ve tried it. It sucks but you can do worse. Try Ibogaine for real hell
>>39102469the other side of the perspective is it gives you an alternative to the pursuit of modern day women, who are, I assure you, just out to benefit themselves.
>>39090481Me too and mushrooms
>>39098092Cool, I hope I can visit that Mexican church one day
>>39084220The creepy shadow man is cooler and actually ominous.
>>39090490kek at the webm>>39097972Yeah I vibe, and I'm pretty sure some people can see it although I can't
>>39103795I am a Capricorn and this scroll speaks the truth.
>>39103795I'm a cancer and this is 110% accurate.
>>39103795Aries and no, I do not think most people are dick heads.
>>39103795A scorpio fucked this man's wife.
>>39090481my great uncle had a daughter and called her Diocleciana. we called her Dio (is in Brazil so it's not pronounced like Dio, more like Dioh, (Dió) and it's an unique name here)
>>39103795aquarius and yep, that's me
>>39102490You're right, without the sexual energy being depleted in this one way I would have gone in the way of dating and chasing women. But I don't need to refrain from that anymore.
>>39105483no one gives a fuck, Pablo
>>39086259all trasfiguration chaos ones sound good>>39086990I like this one, with most memes are going for abstract biblical horror, "centipedes" is such a simple yet much more effective "punchline"
>>39105638I see Tyrone, have a nice day
>>39097818>in lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life.
>>39086950heh, try THAT in a small town
>>39084214They apparently kept this going later on into the 2000s, some schools called it TaG instead of GaTE>source, I was in it in 2009
>>39094515Holy shit I'm pretty sure I literally made this meme, it was about cyberpunk 2077
