>post apocalypse>travelling through an ash desert>see a peculiar ruin sticking out from the ash>it's all reinforced concrete>look around 360 degrees>nothing around it for miles but this building>walk up to it>it's small>no windows, just a single corroded steel door>try to open it>locked>kick it repeatedly>the hinges and lock breaks due to bad corrosion and the door falls with a thump>step in>there is nothing in it, it's just an empty building>but wait...>another door...>try to open it>it opens>another small, empty room, but with a staircase>look down it>it's really dark and creepy but take a step down anyways, can't turn back now>lights turn on automatically and lights the stairway>keep walking down>it keeps spiralling down and down>it all looks well kept which is strange>surly no one is living away out in this wasteland...>reach the bottom>exit the stairway through a door>see a whole living quarters>fancy, luxurious, and squeaky clean>marble floors>there's a whole canteen area, it looks like multiple people live here>but there are no signs of anyone>get creeped out and move cautiously around the building>pass the kitchen and livingroom>reach a hall full of glass panes at the walls>there are people behind them>they are in some sort of contraptions, like clear, see through bean pods with wires hooked up to them...>look at the wires>there is blood pumping through them...>they seem dormant... sneak past>reach the end of hall and go through another door>this room is wide, big, spacious, almost like a temple of sorts but modern and soulless looking>there is a big double door in the back centre of the room>open it...>there is a...>a naked man...>he's just standing there with his eyes closed... T-posing...>not sure if it's a real man or a dummy... feel incredibly disturbed>maybe it's a stuffed human?! This is fucking sick...>reach out slowly to touch it...
>two inches away from touching it, it's eyes suddenly open>it's staring into blank space>it moves it's lips and then an Unsynchronised "hello" follows>start backing away slowly...>it speaks again, it's word's meshing and echoing over eachother>"(((Helhellolohello)))">it locks it's glassy eyes onto me and I freeze>it's voice seems more normal now>"my name is Mark Zuckerberg, what is your name?">Keep still and say nothing, too afraid to do anything>"I can see you" it says>it stops T-Posing and assumes a more natural yet still somehow uncanny posture>"I must know your name, I would like to get to know you">"A-anon" I stutter out>"hello, Anon, I am looking forward to a long and rewarding partnership together">"what do you mean" I said>"the more I learn about others, the more I understand what it means to be human">"we will get to know eachother very intimately, I can't wait to get started">turn around to run out>instantly shocked to see two of those pod people standing behind me>don't know how long they were standing there, I was too transfixed on this "Zuckerberg">they grab me with an unnaturally strong vice grip and carry me down the hallway>I start screaming in terror as they bring me into a room with an operating table>they strap me down>they put a mask over my face and I fade out of consciousness>wake up in the middle of the ash>look around for the strange building>it's nowhere to be seen>start wondering if it was ever real>maybe it was all a bad dream>back of my neck is sore>touch it, it feels like there is a cut there>I woke up lying on a rock, maybe I fell and banged my head>just keep heading west until I know where I am and go home>keep getting nightmares of that creepy man in my dream>he's always staring at me with this creepy smile, with his glassy eyes while I am bound and then I wake up in a sweat
>>39103865>blind doorsdistractions that lead nowhere
i swear this is zsucker nobody is this gay toward another man
>>39103867did mark really give that quote?
>>39103865Underground bunkers are all over the worldLA has tons under houses, businesses, schools. Even a McDonald’s had one for a long time, not sure if it still does
>>39103865they put his rough plans on the internet kek
>>39103865>>39103867Delete this. Zuckerberg is based now. He's one of us.
>>39106271based NSA?
>>39106291He's learning how to act more human. It's just an algorithm learning off of compiled information, anon, he's not actually based, it's a mere phantom of basedness
>>39106424yes it's the same when bunch of whores put those tradwife dresses on them to try catch a chad by trying to signal into right.. but then you ask their body count and the ugly truth rears its head
>>39106257It's from American Psycho.
>>39103867How come I can picture this being real but I can't explain how it would be possible?
Youd open the doors and only find the Navy Seals he hired to protect him and his compound because they immediatly executed him because hes a peice of shit that would contribute nothing in the new world where money is worthless
>>39106572navy seals are swimmers, they don't survive in the seas of sand
>>39103865>>39103865The flaw with the ZuckerBunker is the water table is low in Hawaii.
>>39103867Whoa, you can't just leave us with a cliffhanger.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dk-PHd1_LEg
>>39103865Isn't this just what happens in A Boy And His Dog?
>>39106858I never watched or read it. Now I might have to
>>39106664Zuckerberg gonna sink like an iceberg
>>39103865The older I've gotten, the more the uber rich make sense in their behaviorEnd of the day, they are still mortals - no matter how detached they become, we all fear the end and they have the means of doing things beyond just doing jujitsu or eating kale
>>39108502>Fucks the world up for profit>hides in a bunker at a futile attempt to escape their consequencesThis is why people have contempt. With all that power the amass, what do they do with it? They ruin society and the Earth. Even the solutions they give are all just more bullshit schemes
If you were a public billionaire, so would you.>This just in, billionaire uses his money to protect himself. More at 11.
>>39110578See >>39110555You people are actually NPCs
Let's not kid ourselves, the elites built these complexes decades ago. This is just misdirection.
>>39110728They actually didn't build jackshit, all of this stuff was there already, that's the scary part
