Take a ziploc bag filled with baking soda and take it the nearest telephone pole, pour some next to one of its legs. That will be a signal for them to come. When you fall asleep tonight slowly build up pressure in your ears until you feel a whole body vibration and you begin to AP. Report back tomorrow
>>39105023>take it the nearest telephone pole, pour some next to one of its legs.
>>39105023>one of its legs.what the fuck does this mean, your instructions don't make sense, how do i know if im doing it right?
>>39105023>slowly build up pressure in your earslike... with a hose or something?
>>39105100>>39105046Yeah the "legs" of a pole that come out of the ground >>39105117You can build up pressure in your ears by squeezing your neck muscles, if you do it right you will feel it right underneath your ears and hear a hum in them.
OP is just trying to get my baking soda for free.
I actually have a utilities pole in my backyard.Who am I bringing? Aliums? Devils? Gods?
>>39105220That's what the gnomes are for
>>39105231When I did it last night it was either ayys or glowniggers
>>39105218>"legs" of a pole that come out of the grounddo you mean the actual pole?
>>39105237Yes, but some of them have more than one
>>39105247>Yes, but some of them have more than onei don't know if i have ever seen a telephone pole with more than one actual pole, why? so one pole can hold the other pole up?
>>39105262What kind of backwards hellhole do you live in that you only got one legged poles?
>>39105023>glownigger inciting anons to do terrori see the gloves are starting to come off finally
>>39105299so put the soda around the base of the pole (I don't know of any that have more than one)
>>39105323Correct>>39105300You must be over 18 to post here buddy
>>39105338>Correctwhy make it so complicated? "next to one of its legs"
>>39105346Im sorry for all the ESL anons, put it at the base of the pole
it's not going to look like a leg up close. Look up.
>>39105352i stand corrected
>>39105352if there are two or more poles, just make a circle of soda around each one?
>>39105023oh we doing these? ok, neat
>>39105423
>>39105414I did it just around one of them
>>39105428>>39105423No glownigger we are not doing terrorisms ITT, worst thing that can happen cops will think you have drugs in a ziplock bag if you live in some sithole
>>39105023Finally, some practical magic on /x/I went and put the baking soda around the base of the nearest telephone poll to my house. A cop stopped and asked me what I was doing. I told him I was making an offering to the telecommunications and electricity gnomes. He just told me to move my car away from the side of the road after I was done.I look forward to a visit from my new frens tonight : )
>>39105514Im curious what other anons will experience too
>>39105615mom said she didn't have any baking soda
>>39105615I did it one time and I started seeing glowing eyes all night in the distance. I also kept hearing rustling and whispering
>>39105624Have to bike to the store buddy
Also I hope I get some serious responses from people that tried it tomorrow morning. I want dream journals and your night time pee schedule too (for science)
>>39105683I'm going to do it. You'd better not be inviting any supernatural bogans to my house.
>>39105819Im just the messenger and I said in the title don't do it. My legal team will handle anything else
>>39105023It's so insane that I kinda wanna do it.
>>39105023>That will be a signal for themAre you able to say who they are?
>>39106370I mentioned it earlier, no clue maybe ayys or glowies
I’m doing this, but I’m sleeping with apotropaic magical artifacts as well.
>>39105651i snuck out
>>39105624You can use flour too, it just needs to be white.
>>39107536No, they said specifically baking soda
Awkai bois, time to dip in again
>>39107536Fuck whoever came up with this . I ain't even mad about spilling my booger sugar.
>>39105819Hey mate I'm outside. Let me in
OK, reporting back: I did have some strange dreams, but I can't remember any of themMy Son had a night terror though, and there apparently was an Earthquake which is quite rare here.No Aliums if I recall
>>39111302i got grounded
>>39111302Op here, did you ask him what the nightmares were? I didn't have any unusual dreams or experiences last night which is kinda weird
>>39111628I did, he's five though so the answer was likely made up on the spot, which was some vague thing like being shot by a gun made of knives
