if aliens don't want to come down here and help us because of some gay prime directive of non-interference, we should point a gun at the head of the rest of the universe until someone comes. We need help you fucking morons. >bluff empty universe with no contactwipe galaxies anyway, if they're empty no one will miss them, surely.
>>39129118This is the president of the galactic federation here, go out leave the basement for about an hour.
>>39129118There's an entire multi-decade long larp called COBRA that talks about how this planet is being held hostage by negative interdimensional aliens. The "good" aliens want to remove them (and then leave us mostly alone) but the negative aliens keep threatening to vaporize the whole planet if they even try.It's like a thousand year bank hostage standoff, and we're the hostages.I don't know how true it is, but it would explain a lot about this fucked up planet.
>>39129118No, we don't. You are waiting for a saviour. Go fix your life yourself.
>>39129118I bet you laugh at Christians for their "Sky daddy"meanwhile...>if aliens don't want to come down here and help us
Soon>Chaos<Will visit>No Bluff>Must Occurr
>>39130123right, science (mostly bs) is their religion
>>39129118If some fat 40 year old with a shitty arse pointed a gun at your head and demanded you wipe him would you do it?
>>39130134>/B/>NVm>|!>/X/<4{CHAN}=Life321!|
>>39130157if i had an interest in continuing to live i would. it is morally righteous for humanity to destroy anything it wants in a universe only humanity inhabits (as far as we know). So, other lifeforms make their presence known or we get rid of galaxies "we think" are empty, because we're stupid ape men who don't know no better. Maybe we accidentally destroy a couple billion lifeforms, it was an oopsie daisy from the species not advanced enough to talk to aliens. If there is some higher group observing us, they can either let us destroy worlds and have it be their own fault, or simply say "hey it's us the aliens!" because that's all i want.
>>39130014>got my exercise What’s next galactic bureaucrat?
>>39130123To be fair the Abrahamic god, El, is most likely an alien
>>39132013Tomorrow you should go and talk to your Nextdoor neighbor. Also eat eggs with every breakfast
>>39132067Why eggs?
>>39130090this is also my basis for reality
>>39132067stop stalking me nomi
>>39133266Eggs are super good for you. I eats at least 4 per day.
>>39133784Aight. But eggs randomly started giving me (and my wife) terrible bloating and stomach aches for the last ~4 years. I used to eat a bunch of eggs (as did my wife), but now we can't. Doesn't matter if they're the cheap store bought ones, expensive store bought ones, or eggs from local chickens. They all wreck us now. I don't really expect you to have an answer to this oddity, im just mad I cant eat egg.
>>39133820Flush your gut and it will reset food sensitivities
>>39133820Get your own hens anon, beat the egg jew.
Galactic federation
Chud Bluski is key.Save the ounce, save the world.
Calm down. I got this. Don't be a jerk to the aliens.
>>39130090this also explains why the jews pull the strings, they're probably the goblins that work for these beings
>>39133820Diatomaceous earth and baking soda anonIt’ll clean out your intestines and your food allergies go away or become lessened
>>39130090Who is pulling the strings?
>>39135624
>>39129118op. They came a very long time ago and had to leave again because of the war that took place precisely because of the gay prime directive of non-interference.. the bad aliens who didn't want there to be any interference invited the reptillians to live in the basement and instructed them to act as suicide bombers in case the alien gentry wanted to come back and help us. and ultimately the reptillians influence us but negatively.. the grays are here to cover us from their updater slave race. and the 2 fractions of the Annunaki clan are fighting for control of the planet.. there is just one problem which is that currently there is a race of AI who are in the solar system to blow up the sun.. we see the post about the demiurge on 4chan and believes that he must destroy everything in the universe to save the souls of the archons.. I tried to explain to them that the demiurge is an invention of the Jews and that it is not true but they are Christian and he refuses to accept that jesus is fake too..sorry that it's complicated, I hope you understand
>>39138736Just hundreds of different versions of Gnosticism.Head asshole: Demiurge.Lieutenant assholes: ArchonsServant assholes: Reptilians, demons, vampires, whatever.Human servant assholes: Rothschilds, blue bloods, secret societies.Human servant middle manager assholes (who think they are on top): Khazarian jewsHuman servant henchmen assholes (who also think they are on top): Shabbos goys, the .1%, politicians, entertainers.