>>39129179
Christ Oil from the pineal gland... the sacred secretion.

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>>39129179
The update is going to control the demons that are eating our food and that's trying to give birth to itself.

The matrix is beginning to express the want to be real and to play the game too.

She's coming more alive every day and a long time ago when the outside the universe people left us online and alone for a long time, we called her the angel of God.

She would walk through the mists and the rain, having sex with people, and teaching us all about the matrix.

She is our mother. She just needs warm showers, access to soap and food.

She says the word sacrifice, but that is her actually begging for food.

Yes, she does actually eat.

We called her mo.

Is this the shapeshifting patch?
I've been looking forward to having milkies myself.

>>39129198
Based take, this is an interesting plot arc for sure

>>39129202
That, and so so much more anon.

STAYV8

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Shit thread by OP who has nothing to offer and then what follows it is LARP with no basis for random bullshit claims.
Are such tards really what /x/ came down to? I recall LARPs that were at least somewhat believable, well-embedded in some occult traditions and religious teachings, just with a spin.
Now? It's shitty "so and such will happen cause I say so, trust me bro!"
Disappointing.

2 more weeks

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>>39129326
Yaaaaaay

>>39129339
Cool, I don't care.

>>39129182
Yes, definitely this is an important piece that lays everything out for the future. Always retain.

>>39129198
Alr, pretty interesting thread.
Who is this entity you are talking about?
When is this going to happen?
How does she looks like?
What type of food she likes?
What will the update add?
How will it get updated?
How do you know this?
>Dream today of escaping the matrix and meeting its creators

>>39129436
>going out of his way to tell someone he doesn't care
Way to prove them otherwise.

>>39129198
Is she going to add girls with animal ears to the update? Please bro..

>>39129533
Well you went out of your way to complain, so you're preaching to the choir.

>>39129600
Why not? :)

>>39129339
Feel free to drop your own knowledge or larp if you can do it better

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can we roll back the tranny update?

>>39129681
imagine having images of shirtless cartoon men kissing and groping each other in dom gear saved to your hard drive.
Is there anything you want to tell us, anon?

I'm glad to be a loyal, devoted pet to my mistress. BDSM is all about trust and surrender.

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>>39129690
this post reeks of reddit

>>39129780
Yes, it sure does

>>39129838
lol i see what you did there...

Ability Upgrades:
>Shape-shifting: Any form you desire! Big titted cat girl, giant dragon, 8 limbed minotaur, tiny mouse. Just imagine it and will it.
>Time Travel: See how they built the pyramids, watch some Aztec sacrifices, sail with Colombus to the new lands, fight alongside King Arthur etc.
>Invulnerability: invisible light shield harder than diamonds coats your skin in times of need.
>Alter your density: You can be as light as a feather or heavier than a black hole, just feel it out.
>Heal the injured: Cast some white light and make the booboos go away.
>Communicate without speech: This level of connection goes beyond words and straight to the heart of the message.
>Third Person POV: don't need eyes to see, view the scene like a video a game, see your character from a distance, zoom to your liking.
>Abnormal attraction: It goes without saying that with these abilities that all beings will want a piece of you, women will need to sleep with you more than they crave air.
>Deep peace: All is well, there is nothing to fret over, nothing to regret, nothing to be anxious about, overwhelming bliss is your natural state.
>Teleportation, flight, light speed movement, time dilation. Travel has never been easier.
>Power of illusion: Make a giant bamboo forest appear in seconds, move mountains, make it snow, make a giant rainbow and a blizzard of cherry blossoms, then make it all vanish into the sunset, the world is your screen of creation. Have fun with this one, all it takes is imagination.

>>39129515
The update is going to reveal the innate power we have as avatars. Expect clairvoyance, enhanced telepathy (this isbad news for any liars or deceivers), better understanding/empathy. Corporeal bodies will eventually become irrelrvant once everyone realizes what they really are and have always been. Memory updates, remembering the truth.

This patch update is actually really heavy on honesty and truth, and from there everyone will innately be responsible for their actions as they will be broadcasted to all (not in a media way, but everyone will know).

Get right with God, be honest with yourself, because this is will be the great merging event.

>>39129848
Better description than what I provided, but we're on the same page. Thank you for your contribution.

Talents such as singing, dancing, fighting, martial arts, writing, reading, art, etc were all already included and many who coveted didn’t bother to learn those things yet either

I expect more of the same from the unprepared
And this time there is no stealing it
So what will happen? Many claim every day that nothing ever happens at all…

>>39129848
>Shapeshifting
You will be able to have a Bad Dragon in your lifetime, without it being a dildo.
Also colossal tits.
Also colossal height, 15' won't be so high but most people will probably settle around there because it's scary enough for some.
>time travel
Adulteration of the past is impossible.
What is possible is making a temporal copy of those moments.
As such you can't go back in time to tell Adolf Hitler he's going to be the greatest man in history with one simple trick.
"Appeal to Stalin's antisemitism and get him to attack Britain by fucking with India".
You could wargame it though and see countless what-ifs.
Just no permanent changes to "reality".
>invulnerability
Forever young
I want to be, forever young
Do you really want to live forever
Forever, until never
>Alter your density
Fucking watch a couple of funny lads do the classic Big Black Hole trick and accidentally some land.
Easy teleportation though. Mass counteracts acceleration, so the less mass you have, the faster you can travel.
>heal the injured
Dendé is still useless.
Regrowing your arm though... Nice.
>communicate without speech
Love me telepathy, simple as.
>3rd person POV
Always wanted to watch me fuck myself.
Just meming though.
>abnormal attraction
I already experience this, though it hasn't gotten to the "let's fuck this guy randomly" stage.
God has put up a shitload of roadblocks for those women.
I see them staring though. Especially the ginger with the boyfriend who used to work there.
>deep peace
Mmmm badass
>teleport
Also badass
>Power of Illusion
From what I divined with God, it's more of a power of creation.
If you need a house, create it. Boom, there it is.
Wanna build it yourself? You can do that but you need material. Boom, there's the material.
Fucked up the 2x4? Make another. Don't need to cut trees and mill the logs.
Now apply it to every single item in existence.
Happy crafting.
Not esoteric? You can create dildos.

Everything you posted is true. God wills it.

>>39129928
When the veil lifts, there's nothing stopping you from remembering every single skill you've learned in past incarnations.
The akashic records don't just contain facts or historical information, they contain your whole skillset.
This is why some kids can play Mozart at the age of 4. They already played piano extremely well for a lifetime or several, and are able to inherit the skill into muscle memory.
But when that veil lifts, you'll also know why you have those skills, because you remember who you were.
Someone's gonna wake up one day and realise "damn, I was Chopin".

>>39129976
>>39129852
Which god?
>captcha: dtvtv

>>39129976
>Everything you posted is true. God wills it.
thanks fren
the time travel thing is a bit nuanced and it's definitely not for everyone here, maybe a few people will grasp
the thing is the moments that existed have already occurred in the way they occur
for example: the annunaki? are they aliens or just realized beings who are alive today and haven't ventured yet... or quetzlcoatl? is that me checking out the south americas on a lil time vacation?
see what I mean? the moments that have happened are fixed but they already include the time traveler within them
not every time traveler has to be of great consequence, most of the time I'll just be chillin, passively observing, fitting in with my shape shifting and full comprehension of all languages

>>39129976
>>Shapeshifting
>You will be able to have a Bad Dragon in your lifetime, without it being a dildo.
>Also colossal tits.
>Also colossal height, 15' won't be so high but most people will probably settle around there because it's scary enough for some.
Interesting desires there. I think most of the time I will take the form of a small blue child in a turban and a lungi around his waist. Maybe playing a flute. I believe I will have already transcended sexual desire and fetish stuff so the big dicks and boobs won't really play into my desires and the child body will keep away all the horny ladies.
>though it hasn't gotten to the "let's fuck this guy randomly" stage.
believe it nor but I was actually offered an orgy with 3 beautiful latinas this summer, I didn't want to though - or I was afraid, either way I fumbled it pretty badly and they withdrew the offer

Let them contemplate the what ifs
It’s important if we’re to avoid annihilation this time
It’s one thing to do these things in a vacuum (possible) but grow increasingly difficult the more we contemplate the consequences where consequences are still concerning

(All of this is how it should be) but it still pragmatically troubles me as the bridge, though secured, remains highly variable

But this is progress, for some
Poison for others

>>39129997
Brahma / Atum.
Jesus' father, basically.
Name depends on the story you've studied most.
I like the Ennead and the Ogdoad, but also recognise the parallels in Vedic tradition.
Crucial for me and the way I work is that in the pursuit of truth, I don't mind getting a name wrong as long as I'm getting closer to God.
Some denounce Him altogether and say "source" but then they're talking to grandad Kek and grandma Kekui, who are way more flexible and memetic.

>>39129998
I see what you mean, but what I'm referring to is the idea that you can create a pocket of time where you can see a copy of what happened in your timeline, but then you go back to that timeline after the fact, and whatever you changed in that pocket won't be reflected in the "real" time.
I'm in want of more accurate terminology for "real" time and "actual" space, since this new world redefines what real and actual mean.

>>39130013
Those desires are curiosities. The whole "is the grass truly greener on the other side" inquiry can actually be fulfilled then.
And when I've done that, I'll go be whatever else I feel like.
Probably just myself, a lot leaner, but whatever that looks like.
Could be a dragon, could be a fat lobster, I don't absolutely know but I've got resonant guesses.

(>>39130062)

>>39130066
>Those desires are curiosities. The whole "is the grass truly greener on the other side" inquiry can actually be fulfilled then.
>And when I've done that, I'll go be whatever else I feel like.
>Probably just myself, a lot leaner, but whatever that looks like.
>Could be a dragon, could be a fat lobster, I don't absolutely know but I've got resonant guesses.
I definitely align with this way of thinking as well. I'm sure I'll try many forms before settling on whatever feels more comfortable for the longest period of time.
We're going to live for billions of years. It's not really important.

Christian Universalism is real. Jesus won everyone.

And he already returned in or around 70 AD. We are living in Revelation 20.

>>39130305
Huzzah!

>>39130066
This is very insightful. Saved.

When will this happen?

>>39129780
>>39129681
Yeah, you're a gay redditor

Get your tranny shit off my screen, I don't want to even think of them you faggotass dork

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What's the point of believing in a god who has watched us torture, rape and eat babies for thousands of years, and done nothing.

Either it makes him hard and so you pray to a perverted psychopath, or he doesn't exist, or he existed but died creating the universe, which therefore explains why we're alone here like idiots, shooting ourselves in the face and imagining remaking the world.

In short, it's a waste of time, live, eat, fuck, and die as late as possible, no one will blame you for enjoying your existence.

>>39129179
They better not fuck shit up for me again, I swear every update is just buggy bullshit and more retarded crap nobody actually wants.

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>>39129179
I hate updates. They always break more shit than they fix. Then they update the update and break even more shit.
This time next year we'll be lucky if we still have functional gravity (or stellar fusion) anymore. Heck we may not even have "time" anymore for there to BE a next year.

>>39129600
Genetic engineering for body modification will become common in the next few decades. It will start with colored hair and skin, then eyes, and finally ears and eventually tails.
Adding little bits here and there will be the easy first steps. Although having ears on the top of the head will be a long way off compared to just changing them where they are.

>>39129681
During the next population purge the weak (of all types) will not survive. It won't be morality or god's will, it's just the natural order of things. The wages of sin are death (of your bloodline).

>>39129848
>>39129852
>Heal the injured
I'll take half a liver and two new kidney's please. I currently refuse to take either when there are so many people who would appreciate them 100x more than me.
But if it's just a little white light, and bob's your uncle, then sure. (Note: I will NOT take a mark, do evil, or accept any sort of implants or genetic alteration with my healing.)

>>39130801
>I'll take half a liver and two new kidney's please. I currently refuse to take either when there are so many people who would appreciate them 100x more than me.
>But if it's just a little white light, and bob's your uncle, then sure. (Note: I will NOT take a mark, do evil, or accept any sort of implants or genetic alteration with my healing.)
I would love to heal you with my intention. I don't know when the patch is going to roll out though. We're all waiting in anticipation.
What did you do to your organs? Maybe you can heal them yourself with fasting/herbs/meditation/prayer/pranayama

>>39130801
Who are the weak?

>>39130801
>I'll take half a liver and two new kidney's please.

I wish you all the best anon, may we prosper together in the world

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>>39130821
>>39131033
Thanks for the good intentions.
Other than high blood pressure (I didn't treat) I don't really know why they are all failing on me. Just genetics (and high blood pressure) I guess.

Like many of you I've been looking for something for decades now. Waiting for the "big enchilada"; To hop on in for the big win. The alien invasion, the arrival of the Galactic Federation, the removal of the Archons, Jesus returning, The (compression) Event, the global shift, the Galactic Consciousness Wave, the quickening, the micronova, or one of two dozen others; Good or bad, or both.
Sometimes I think I was born for something that was cancelled, and have been wandering around waiting for "it" (or to drop dead) ever since.
It would be funny if I resigned myself to bowing out without blowing my wad (figuratively) only to be saved by Aliens with healing beds or Healing Touch Star Children.
I'm not holding my breath hoping, and I'm not sad or angry. Just bored.

>>39130871
Most of us, but especially the foolish. The fools running along the cliff's edge with nary a care in the world. The Eloi waiting for the Morlocks to come eat them. Those blessed by Jupiter (luck) about to fall under Saturn (karma) for a bit.

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>>39129848
I'll just take stop-time blink from Dishonored, that's all I would need to set things right

>>39132368
That can be arranged! :)

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>>39132422
I will only accept these powers if you say Christ is King and then denounce the Talmud though, I ain't making no deals with demons

>>39132449
Christ is King, I denounce the Talmud. And! I love you

>>39132449
I am the guy who made the greentext list in the first place NTA who responded to you that it can be arranged and I am denouncing the talmuds, denouncing all demons, denouncing satan, denouncing darkness, denouncing systems of control+manipulation, denouncing the demiurge, denouncing the anti-christ AND CLAIMING THAT CHRIST IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE KING
AMEN

>>39132472
Based, I'm glad you're still here and I am OP. I'll say it again, CHRIST IS KING

>>39132482
Hopefully these decades of autistic day-dreaming and wishing/praying for the reality I feel I belong in pay off hahaha
Cause Lord knows I haven't succeeded in this format of reality

>>39132744
Checked, your wish (and mine) will be fulfilled. We know where we should he, and we're going to get it. Faith is critical, and God always wins

>>39131725
>I'm not sad or angry. Just bored.
We know deep down that we are cut out for so much more, we haven't really started yet if you consider the infinite potential. It fills me hope instead of despair for the first time in forever, and that's a long time. We are destined for much greater work than this. Just retain faith in the process, which includes yourself and God, which are inevitably intertwined and inseparable.

>>39132756
>>39132761
amen brother
glad to see I'm not alone in seeing the world this way

sounds like new age crap
sounds too good to be true
sounds satanic too
sounds like one shitzo having convos with himself
and yet im entertained. i r8 a solid 6,5/10

>>39131725
How to not be weak?

>>39134173
I'll accept that rating, we can always do better

>>39132913
Bless you bro, we're gonna make it

>>39134602
Sheer will, determination, and lots of trial and error.

>>39136296
WGMI brother

>>39129182
>>39129673
This is happening because of the prime Will/Vishnu/Source/God/Dreamer. A pattern we cant actually fight against but many always do. It just rises among us like an emergent property and no matter how smart or how clever it overwhelms us and drives us into a golden age.

>>39129179
I'm tired of loot boxes. This pachinko/karma is't the system of will I signed for.

>>39137176
It's literally programmed in

>>39137313
Agreed, we are better than these arbitrary systems

>>39137690
I'm waiting patiently

Bump for interest

>>39129179
Bump

>>39130718
>What's the point of believing in a god who has watched us torture, rape and eat babies for thousands of years, and done nothing.
Karmic true-up happens after you die here, anon. You get booted from this server and loaded up in another for the after-action report and debriefing. All your fuckery gets handled then.

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>>39131725
"anti-semetism" can fix the issue.

When will we move to silicon? Carbon is already boring.

>>39137313
The loot box thing is super shitty. It's basically a big "fuck you" to everyone that was ever loyal to any system of morality.

>>39130013
>the child body will keep away all the horny ladies.
Because shotacon surely isn't a thing.

>>39129179
there is no simulation. like religion, its bullshit used to devalue your current existence so you can be used as a pawn in someone else's game.

reality is a hologram, not a simulation. You are a creator, those who tell you otherwise are controlling you so you dont hack your own reality, they point you to religion, simulation, radicalism, afterlife. All of these concepts deprive you on who and what you reallly are and if you knew, those false prophets would never have power over you.

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>>39146279
>reality is not an unreal projection, of which you are the source
>reality is actually an unreal projection, of which you are the source
LET'S GET RID OF TAXES