>gf is part of a coven, just go with it because whatever>She has an alter and everything>coworker is a bitch and gets her written up at work>She does a ritual in our backyard one night>her coworker's grandma dies the same night.>her grandma wasn't even sickSo what should I do? Call me an NPC but I don't particularly want any part of this shit.
>>39132365Break up and I will protect you from her anger.
>>39132365You should put her in a burlap sack (tell her its a sex thing) and throw her in a river. If she floats, shes a witch, if she sinks and drowns, get to Mexico
>>39132389Might not work, she has family in Mexico
>I think my gf is a witch>gf is part of a covenYou think? You're an idiot and don't deserve her presence.
>>39132365>mk ultra victim>witchIt’s all women nowadays anonDoes she seek attention from others, especially men?Does she treat you badly?Those are things I’d break up over. The satanic ritual is a major red flag though I’d suggest not pissing her off
>>39132444I just assumed it was an excuse to hang out with her friends and drink wine.>>39132453>Does she seek attention from others, especially men?No, not really. She's on the city council for our shitty small town but she mostly did that to fix specific infrastructure>Does she treat you badly?No, she's great except the whole witch thing.
The company he keeps OP
Is she a witch or a vampire?
>>39132481Tread lightly
>>39132365I want to sniff witch butt, can you guide on my way to achieving my dream?
>>39132374this btw, I will consecrate a circle of abjuration in defense of OP, to assist him in escaping the clutches of an evil woman. Don't fuck around with witches, she thinks she is more important than she is which makes her dangerous. She will squash your soul, I've had it happen to me. They aren't innocent OP
>>39132590this was me memeing in a moment of weakness >>39132573, I still want but I know better than to pursue
>>39132573In retrospect, it probably helps that I'm a very liberal guy, from a major US city, that somehow ended up in a small rural town. So be liberal?>>39132590Bro are any of us innocent? I'm not.
>>39132653I'm a "conservative" in Los Angeles, lmfao, the effect is opposite. I put out repellent, "i hate it here" vibes and women can smell my desire to scold them for being hoes, i think i send the signal psychically
>>39132677What exactly are you conserving??
>>39133081nothing that's why I put quote marks, I think morality is superficial I just know modern liberals are ugliness factories and to be a "liberal" man just means being tolerant of hoes in 9 out of 10 cases, and I believe hoes are destroying civilization
>>39132365>She does a ritual in our backyard one nightShe probably does rituals in the backyard several nights.>Call me an NPC but I don't particularly want any part of this shit.Then break up with her. She deserves better.
>>39132365what a nasty individual. Maybe this is karma for you being a liberal. AKA. someone whos priority is abortion above civilization.
>>39133135Stop posting faggot catholic shit.Nsmefags are always glowies
>>39132365Why would she hex grandma?Doesn't make sense to hex an old lady, instead of the snitch bitch.
Is her name Broomhilda?
>>39134873Might have been worried the coworker suddenly dying would place suspicion on her, the grandma is less related to her and her sudden death is less suspicious because of her age
>>39132365>hating GF for being a fem wizardJust don't piss her off and you should be fine, you could probably just ignore shit anyways as long as she doesn't do any particularly weird shit. Mind you unilaterally breaking up with her for essentially no reason might genuinely turn your stupid NPC ass into a newt.
>>39134891They can suspect all they want. How would a prosecutor prove of a murder (assuming it can happen) by magic ritual? Said prosecutor would be put in an involuntary hold at a psych ward.
women are not spitirual
>>39132365Witches always be using their magic for the most petty shit. Just a shotgun spray of bad vibes over retarded nonsense
>>39132365Honestly, here's the thing. If you are getting bad vibes from it, you are in danger. That is your body trying to tell you to get away from some wack ass shit. Don't let anyone tell you magic isn't real. Intent very much has power. So, I see the potential problem being, "How do I cover my ass while breaking up with her?". I can only think at this point that you have to have a gay revelation and break the news to her (ironically or unironically). I think in any other way you break up, she would get upset, and try to attack you spiritually. You'll have to cry and go through the sob story hard in order to sell it. You might have to move. I get this sounds like a joke, but it's not. I don't know shit about protective spells either, but having one or doing one might also help.
>>39132677>>39133135no man you're good, i think you sound good man>>39133081>>39134854low t loser faggot
>>39132365That anon with the shapeshifter ex would tell you to get the fuck away from her. Anyway, I think anyone willing to kill over minor things would be dangerous to you as well.
>>39132365I’d tell you to remember Solomon and how that turned out.
Does "thou shalt not suffer a witch to live" still apply in the New Covenant?
>>39132481I mean, sounds pretty comfy and protected to me Have you tried to talk to her about your fears of her witchcraft? What am I talking about, of course you didn't talk to her about it, you spineless fucking soft ass pussy What mf's really resort to when theyre down bad lmao
>>39132365Break up ASAP but try to make it as smooth as possible. You just don't want this kind of shit in your life, too much trouble for what it's worth
>>39132365You should be really good to your girlfriend. If you know what's good for you.
>>39132365witch girlfriends rule, if you don't want her I'll take her.
>>39132365Make high Vril babies with her.
imagine being a woman and getting your life ruined with a curse just because you looked at a witch funny in the supermarket. This is what they do
>>39132365Im wizard anon. Date witches. Here's my advice. Their shit doesn't work if you have "protection". That is if you have some kind of strength of Faith. Because I'm a wizard and I fuck with Christian shit sometimes (it's OP ward) their magic doesn't work on me. Now I've seen them destroy their ex's. Alot of times unintentionally. Fucking around with witches invites happenings, mental breakdowns, and life destroying events for normal fags. What i can tell you is your witch gf sounds legit, don't try to get her to stop doing witchcraft (this will exacerbate negative outcomes for you), and if/when you break up with her have faith that you're fine and will be fine. Also if anything paranormal happens it can't hurt you, if you let it scare you it'll lead to a mental breakdown.Witches are just like any other woman they can be petty and childish they just have this extra whirlwind of weird/chaos around them that bleeds over into their relationships. So treat her like any other woman, don't let the weird shit scare you, and understand that if you freak out about it then it can hurt you.
>>39140092He already said he's a 'liberal'. He's basically fucked.
>>39140092>So treat her like any other womanthis. treat them like any other woman. keep them locked in a cage, forced to wear a veil, dont allow them to speak to other women, and fuck them as you please and give her a hard smack if she gets mouthy./thread
>>39132365rop3, gasoline and matches. figure out thr rest.
>>39132365My current partner was attracted to me precisely because she said she's a witch, and that she felt an energy from me We met at a costume party four months ago she was dressed like Mystique and was very sexy, she approached me and started talking to me - she mentioned she was "in a coven" with her friends, she mentioned that she could tell that I was "a Scorpio like her" (I am), and later in the night she talked to me about how she knew I was pretty hostile towards her ex (the guy is and was a fucking stupid prick turns out he's an abusive grooming pedophile too) that ended up cheating on her while she was in the hospital, they broke up around Christmas last year and she's been a lonely wreck ever since She found out that I got his bike towed around the same time for unrelated reasons and a mutual friend of mine was kind enough to talk me up around her too and so apparently she has been crushing on me hard since January - my mutual friend Lili (who also practices magic and has participated in the Mystique girl's rituals) told me she's even done a few rituals with her friends over me already, and that she has a very noble and heroic image of me in her head that I apparently reaffirmed when I finally met her in personWe fuck a lot, A LOT, like several times a day - she believes in sex magic but told me she has never had a partner take her or the magic seriously so she never engaged in the practice and was "very stingy" because of it with her very few other exesI have noticed I feel more powerful now and that I have more fear and respect than ever, I do feel an additional layer of protection over me on top of my natural divine blessing and favor - and this woman is crazy about me (in the good way) she told me the other morning that I was everything she ever dreamed of in a man, that it felt like she was "made for me" and she's always been waiting for someone like me to give her life too she's definitely a little crazy but she is already fiercely loyal
>>39135181Well yeah, witchcraft is what we basically call BPD/NPD now. The cults being whatever heathenistic political movement they are in. Its all the same shit.
>>39142070>4 months ago>using you to get back at ex>very intense and quick relationship>feeling great>is the type of beta faggot to get someones bike towed and use words like "partner"Damn she is fattening you up for thanksgiving.
>>39142154Nah I'd say it's mutually beneficial I get sex every day and her family is loaded and constantly buy me stuff so even if she's just using me to feel better damn if it doesn't make me feel better too This fine witch honey is all over me and likes that I'm already into the occult, she also likes my political outlook and worldview and she likes a lot of the same games and shows as me and has shown me a lot of cool new stuffShe also really likes the fact that I'm a Scorpio - she told me the other day that Scorpios are loyal, possessive and obsessive and that's what she wants from a man more than anything - and damn if she's not wrong that I like to dig in and hold onto what I feel is mineHonestly I'm really vibing with this woman and she's always very kind and loving with meShe also briefly dated a guy between me and the ex so she already got the rebound out of her systemAlso it's really fun to practice techniques with her we have completely different ways of practicing the occult arts and so it's neat to see what works for the both of us, we've really grown together and have started seeing really interesting results from our efforts
>>39139752They all do it. Low impulse control satanists.
>>39142154LMFAOProbably top three funniest things I have ever read on 4chan.
>>39132365>>39142568>sexy witch gf with a fun personality who can rip apart her enemies on a whimYou made this thread to brag.
>>39143140lmao you literally just have to look at our posts, tripcodes and even written language and vernacular to see that we're very obviously two different people I didn't make this thread bruthah but I definitely am bragging this chick fucking rules she's already getting very protective over me it's kinda badass and hot if I'm being honest
>>39132365You with her cause she just using you haha don't worry neophyte you'll learn
>>39143158My bad. Regardless, I don't see a problem with either situation so it's all just bragging to me.
>>39142154>Tell me you've never been around us girlies unsupervised without telling me You're just upset because he's not a smelly virgin like you lmao Saying partner is completely normal and usually an indicator that a man has actually been in a relationship I bet you're the kind of loser that never showers and has anime boobie girl figures in the childhood bedroom you still sleep in lol Also six months between relationships is a totally normal and healthy amount of healing time for both parties lmao you simply exude angry incel virgin energy >>39143055>.
>>39143218If he's magically-inclined or familiar with the occult then that isn't the case (and based on the fact that anon is posting here, and not, say, twitter, I'd say he is), they are growing and learning together and mutually manifesting a better reality for the both of them If he's not then she most certainly is using him to cultivate divine masculine energies to more easily manifest her desires. And there's not necessarily anything wrong with that either if she treats him well. Almost like having a sapient dog that you can fuck guilt-free, you still can grow to love your dog like a member of your family, and this "dog" talks and can hold a job! Sex magic is perhaps the most powerful form of magic there is because it requires at least two consenting parties (sex magic can't be forced no matter how hard the Illuminati tries), you are correct that witches will tend to use men as cosmic "lightning rods" to help their wishes manifest in the 3D more easily But a man like >>39132365 or like >>39142070 >>39142568 will immediately benefit from entering a relationship with a witch (especially one in a coven) and will cultivate immense power very quickly
>>39143272True I really believe they won't make it, and OP Is messing with heat that will burn him beyond hell
>>39143237Idk what >. means but this was definitely written by a woman. Most likely his witchy woman hahaha
A jewish witch became BPD obsessed with me and I walked the fuck away. Not worth the trouble. I detest magic desu, although occasionally Ill see a tarot reader, but I find it unreliable.
>>39143272Thanks I would definitely consider myself to be someone on the path - even without my witch GF to help me along My PARTNER says I look like Mithras, and there's a picture of me from high school where I'm wearing one of those Phrygian caps (I forgot the context) where I straight-up look like picrel I was a pretty happy and well-adjusted person already into the occult before my gf and now I would say I'm just having a ton of fun "comparing notes" and shit to that effect with her when we practice manifesting honestly I'm happier than ever Honestly we're just happy together the magic is partially an excuse to do weird shit together>>39143303Lol I'll be fine thanks for the concern though I'll make sure my partner isn't using me like a celestial signal booster or a loosh farm lmao>>39143237lmao exactly what's wrong with saying "PARTNER" these edgelord types keep moving the goalposts for what constitutes a "Chad" or an "incel" while I'm out here enjoying my life >>39143410It's just filler text to grab you, it pretty much means "see above"And lol my girlfriend doesn't use 4chan she's honestly more based than that she crawls around directly on specialty forums for fellow seekers where she has a small group of online friends that she intermittently meets with on top of her local coven, and she likes to post inflammatory shit on twitter, tiktok and Instagram using burner accounts she gets banned all the time lol she's my little shit-stirrer online
>>39143508Partner is homo talk please refrain from using it for the sake of your sexuality.
>>39143527Oh yeah lemme just take advice on that while my girlfriend sucks me off so she can manifest us yet another contest win (tickets to a concert) lmao no thanks she is my partner we take care of each other and support one another It's really funny to me how much it bothers you like calm down bro I've already fucked her seven ways from Sunday and we took turns playing the Silent Hill 2 remake together last night we're fine I'm gonna be okay and I hope you will be too anon
>>39132365she's probably put a watcher on you.
>>39143508HAHAHA no you won't be fine homie,your "Girl" belongs to Father time home, haha you humans are so possessive over others lol,and keep believing that mithras lie,just cause you look like mithras doesn't mean you shine like mithras homie,build a spiritual foundation before you go deeper into your witches fruits Of gamaliel
>>39132365build a bridge out of her.
>>39143649My God man everything has gotta have some insidious undertone for you like you're living in some A24 movie or a creepypasta lmao We're just into each other the magic is just a fun thing for us to coalesce around I'm sorry you've never been into a chick whose into you before but I never said I was Mithras, she did lmao
>>39132481If she's in politics, you don't need witchcraft to explain the murder.
>>39142070Moon siphons off all the good stuff, and gives us scraps of nothing in return.
>>39143747NTA wut u mean by this
>>39137556Story?
>>39139752Same people who waste their great sixth sense on their obvious cheating boyfriend, and use it again to find another shitty boyfriend
>>39132481>She's on the city council for our shitty small town but she mostly did that to fix specific infrastructureBased.
I found this crown? tiara? in my girlfriend's room and stole it because I don't like occult shit. Is she a witch? wtf is this? It's clearly handmade, judging by the wire wrapping on the crystals, and there's wax (probably from a candle?) on some of them.
>>39143718Haha you don't know me kid,I feel awful that your ignorance about someone says so much about you as an individual,I've had women into me and at last I'm man enough to say It was my fault but hey enjoy the husks of your ladies lower lips,duality has many faces...
>>39143718And thanks for that A24 movie it literally gave me the gnosis I needed now!
>>39143887>don't like occult shit>on /x/Regardless, yes. That circlet reeks of magik. From my rudimentary understanding of witches, the moon holds great significance, likely tied to Diana/Artemis (and in some beliefs, Diana has connotations to faerie queens. Which aren't little Tinkerbells with crowns.) I would STRONGLY advise putting it back and pulling your nose out. It is very dangerous. Trust me when I say you don't want to offend gods, faeries or spirits in any way.
>>39143802There was an anon in /succ/ who claimed his ex-gf turned into a coyote in front of him, for some reason. She also spied on him through possessing animals, because she was jealous. He warned you should never seek out an occultist gf. To me, the lesson is you can be good at magic yet neurotic at the same time.
>>39143887>a faggoty-ass piece of trash like that sells for $34.95 at the Toys R Us for tattooed slutsI should get into making accessories for witches
>>39145566>>39132573Smellfags are the worst. Number one way to spot a virgin
>>39145957nah I'm not a virgin, but after I aged out of fucking teenagers I became an incel, so my only experience is with the sublimely nice smell of young lady fluids and pheromones before they develop the funk of epidermal fungi and urinary tract microflora diversity
>>39132365is gf, assume gf is women, women do womenstuff, no worries till you spot that gf like you no more
>>39142070Don't die. You're in the middle of a hurricane.
