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>be me
>watching teletubbies on tv with five year old son
>i'm a stay at home dad, bite me
>commercials end, show comes on
>intro starts
>immediately instead of the baby laughing it's an adult man screaming
>sun comes up
>not a baby
>instead it's an adult man's face poking out of a plaster/rubber surface
>if you know the movie Tusk it was a bit like the walrus-man in that movie
>i'm just in awe
>kid starts screaming
>reflexively turn off tv
>have to do dad duties to cheer him up
>havent found any recordings or discussions of it

help i think my son is traumatized
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>>39132750

Brother, that was a dream.
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>>39132750
That's because the sun in your story is an edit of the harvest moon spirit from Courage the Cowardly Dog
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>>39132794
>Yes, little chud. It was all a dream. There are no demons pursuing you.
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>>39132750
I looked up the summary for the film because you mentioned it. Why the fuck did they just leave him at a wildlife sanctuary?? He's not a walrus. It had only been like a day or two by that point, he wouldn't have even healed into the suit if they got him to a surgeon?? Wtf. That's so scary and fucked up. Augh. I'm gonna have nightmares about it.

Here, thread, have some brain bleach.
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>>39132801
gtfo kike. that was probably one of your deep state succubi trying to corrupt op's son
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>>39132820
>Why the fuck did they just leave him at a wildlife sanctuary?? He's not a walrus.
They literally have the creators talking over the credit roll, laughing at the concept. Saying how yes, he won, but he had to lose his humanity to do so, he had to "embrace being a walrus", and now cannot psychologically come back from it.
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reminds me of the "proboscis luke" incident
fake or not, it for some reason scares the absolute shit out of me to even think about it
something about the idea of a thing you're watching being horrifically manipulated right before your eyes, all while someone else sees it too, eats at me
same with the thing about the trix rabbit being "alive" on the box, not as in the "hehe cartoon" way, but the "thats not suppose to fucking happen" way that it was told

anyway, now you have to forcibly show your child Tusk until hes completely desensitized to it, its the only way to cure his trauma
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>>39132820
Turns out, anon - that particular man was indeed, a walrus.
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>>39132750
>5 year old saw a spooky thing for a few seconds
>traumatized
Sounds like you're raising a huge pussy, OP.
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>>39136749
You sound pretty retarded
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>>39132820
It's a retarded "movie" made purely for shock factor, just like the human centipede "movie".

>OMG guysh he tricked a lad and now he's a walrus!
>and look there's walrus skeletons in the pool so he did this isn't the first time!
>OMG guysh the basedintist was stranded in an island with a walrus and he got guilty because he ate his fren!
>OMG guysh look the man-walrus crying and screaming at the camera
>OMG guysh isn't this kino?
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>YOU MUST FIGHT, MR WALRUS, OR YOU WILL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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>>39132750
I̴̴̶̡̗͔̜ͦ̂͗̋̐͘͞͝ A̵̢̡̼̞͙̣̠̪̮̙̥̮͕ͮͨͪͣ̎ͨ̑̓ͫ̀͑ͩͫ͘͡͠_̯͇̾͂̾ͩ̇͌͘͠͡M̶̴̶̶̵̢̦̥͍͈̱̥̤̯̳͎̘̖͙͆͑ͨ̊͂̊͗͌̄ͦ̿̒̍̌̉͊̍͟͟͞͝ T̷̢̛͇̣̹͓̮͓̳̘̻͔̙̤̎͋ͧ̃͒̂̋ͭͮ̌̚͝͞H͊͌͒ͣȨ̵̱̦̩̤̳̜͇̘͚̫̤̺ͤ̀̌̑̐̇́̄̂̀́̇̑ͭ̚͡ E̸̡̟̬̰̰̦̗̦̖̰͍̰̮͓͉͐͗̇̈̄ͤ̊̈̉͊̐ͯ̈́͘͜͡͠͞G_̴̷̸̡̢̨̛͇̱̳͍̮̱̭̠͎̤̟̱̫͚̖̩̹͍̝̯̬̠̂̔ͬͮ̈́̄̎̎͌̂ͪͩ͢͟͡ͅG̢̗̟̗̩̺̹͍̽ͪ̀͆̆̀̎̒ͪͮͣ̋ͫ̈̔̊͜͝M̡͉̗̤̝͔̀͂͌̿̀̏͐͞Ą̸̸̷̴̵̵̛͖̯̺͔̯͎̘̥͙̺̜̺̽͊͒͆ͮ̿͑̈́̐̒̈͟͝͠N͈̗͎̭̖̞̪̺̫͖ͯ͊̀ͬͨ̈ͪ̑ͧ̐͆͛̾ͧͨ̀̚͟͡
I̸̭̙̻̮̥̟ͯ͛̆̀͛̒ͩͭ A̶̷̸̡̡̛͇͖̭͇͉͚̭͍̘͕̥̦͙̜͕͐ͩͭ̓̒͊̄ͩͦ͛̾̽̒̄ͮ̇ͧͭ̍̕͢͢͜M̵̴̜̝̙̖̬̟̘̙ͧ̔͆̆ͤͣ̍́͒̀͜ T̷̴̡͈͙͈̩͖̩̣̮̱̰̫͎͚͌̽̓ͫ̈͛̐͗́̆̇̃̈́ͤ̚̕͡H̸̷̷̨͖̗͚̱͚̫̿̂̾ͦ͐̃͠Ẽ̷̷̛̞̰͚̩̺̪̰̆͂͛ͧ̎̐ W͌A̛̳̠̪͡_̡̠̓͡Ļ̶̰̥͈̘̳̟̥̥̥̠̽̋́̀̃ͬ̄̿̎͞_̛̣̥́́͊̊ͭ̄͝R̴̺̼̣̭̂̔̀͆̓̀͗ͤ͜Ư̥̙̔S̨̧̜͛͘͠
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>>39138942
>looks up movie

>Kevin smith directed it

So he read the script, thought it was the most retarded thing he's ever seen and made it as a troll project?
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>>39135362
That's enough proboscis, anon.
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>>39139954
>So he read the script, thought it was the most retarded thing he's ever seen and made it as a troll project?
Yes. It was a joke, and anyone who didnt see it as an absurd joke is an idiot.
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>>i'm a stay at home dad
"bite you" lmao is there any left of your dignity to bite ? why havent you killed yourself
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>>39132750
Elsagate. You used YouTube on your TV
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had a similar situation a few years ago. I had been putting in all of my conscious efforts to create a tulpa. This led to several weird events all happening within the span of like a week until I finally gave up on creating a tulpa.

>I sleep with a tv on
>Wake up
>Roll over
>Check to see whats on the TV because I realize theres no sound
>Just a mans face, not moving, no channel watermark
>Just staring at me
>Stare at this mans face for ~30 seconds
>fumble hand around until I find the remote
>Go up one channel, then back down one channel
>Mans face is gone, just some cartoon network bugs bunny episode playing
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>>39138942
the human centipede is a genuinely great trilogy of films but the world is not ready to accept this
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>>39135362
kek thanks for reminding me of Proboscis Luke



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