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How do I convert to Judaism?
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sacrifice a nigger baby to moloch
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>>39140634
Become tranny vote kamala
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>>39140634
Just kys already.
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>>39140634
Easy, be born Jewish
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>>39140693
Jokes aside, sext a few local Rabbis in tour community to see if they put out. If that pussin is bussy bussy, then slide thru for a real nigga. Read all five books of the Hebrew language a bit and study the Torah, get to know its letters. The Jewish community is hopey to have you in welcpen armess!
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>>39140634
You learn to ask HaShem directly or your chances are much worse. The Rabbinics are heretics and infiltrated with Jesuits / Masons and with Shabta'im (Sabbatheans) and Frankists, and cannot produce valid converts. The way they treat "outsiders" is also assinine, just look at the crop of heretic "Noahides" they produced, it's like a Rabbinic containment zone for smart and relatively open-minded ex-Christians.
The Kara'im are also heretics but not nearly as bad and out-there so you can learn a bit more with / from them.
You'll definitely need to learn real Hebrew and e.g. modern Israeli doesn't cut it, it requires much cleaner consciousness than the common norm.
Buddhists are obviously not Jews but they have some very good points on how to bring the mind under conscious control and how to purify one's consciousness.
Studying a ton of Chumash unprepared is dangerous and highly irresponsible, get a grip on personal prayer and Hebrew learning first and then you'll have signs such as Israeli Hebrew becoming understandable without having to dump time into it specifically.
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>>39140703 (cont.)
Posted a bit hastily, here's an aleph in my actual handwriting.
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Jump into oven.
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indian people cant be jews it's the law op /s
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>>39140634
Is your penis intact? If not you should start from there. But nuances aside, out of the three main abrahamic sects, why would you choose the most elitist and seclusive one? Conversion isn't gonna put a mark on you and make you special, you can study judaism without engaging with the institutional religious bullshit, you must be a masochist.
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>>39140634
Gotta be born in. It's mafia rules, see? If you ain't "ethnically" already in, you will always be seen as a "goy" no matter what you do for them.
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>>39140634
Be born of Saturn consciousness
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>>39141921
Just marry one of there women and have a child ez pz as they care way more about the mother of the family then the father and a Jewish mother is a Jewish family
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>>39141930
Money on my mind time in my pocket
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>>39140634
first step is kill yourself
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>>39141960
Isn’t that what Jesus did
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>>39140634
Why would you convert to a religion that is no longer standing according to their own God? It shows you have no legitimate intentions with converting in the first place.
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you gotta start off in the club. know some people
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>>39140634
step 1: mutiliate your genitalia
step 2: reject your creators free gift of salvation
step 3: start believing in doctrines which are formalized schizophrenia
step 4: become a pedofile
step 5: star making sacrifices to Moloch
step 6: end up in Hell
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>>39141965
Jesus was a Jew, follow your God.
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>>39140703
>You learn to ask HaShem directly or your chances are much worse.
Can confirm. I've had a fucky time with spirituality, and God has specifically marked me with the same bullshit that Odin was marked with. Ever since I started larping as jewish to get out of working on Saturday, because fuck you, I'm not working on Saturday after 5 days of 7 to 4:30 buffered by bicycling 8 goddamn miles to work for some polish catholic midget goof's paybook, and that did included abiding by a vast majority of jewish laws, from abiding by kashrut (which was super coincidental with my general dislike for an excessive amount of cheese, especially on foods containing meat) to the sabbatical laws to actively learning and retaining all previous and then presently learned knowledge on judaism as to avoid any potential bullshit.

It clearly pissed God off, because since then I've been a suicidal wreck. But life has gotten better for me as I have moved on from the whole judaism thing. I think God prefers to see to people sticking to "their own", and what I did was an act of (forgivable minor) ""blasphemy"".
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>>39142061
part of the crucifixion narrative is literally the jews saying that christ and his followers weren't though.
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Become greedy, infiltrate high society, follow Talmudic law, worship the demiurge, spit on Christian's faces, use Muslims and third world people as weapons against the west, defend ideas like children sex changing surgeries and attack and kill thousands of innocent people on a small piece of land that supposedly is yours but at the same time it's not because you don't really believe in the Bible.
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>>39140634
Pick your prick and offer the blood to Elohim Central Command Center (ECCC). Contact your local Rabbi and tell him that you cut your dick and offered your blood to the Chosen People's Godhead. Schizophrenia is normal amongst Jews so he will be chill with you joining that way.
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>>39140634
woman - tranny
jew - jewish convert

you are jew by blood or you are not, all else is larp and cope.
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'Consider with what mastery they (the jews) use the law of blood to extend their power: the principal stem remains spotless, not a drop of strange blood comes in; as it stands in the Thora, “A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord“ (Deuteronomy xxiii. 2); in the meantime, however, thousands of side branches are cut off and employed to infect the Indo-Europeans with Jewish blood. If that were to go on for a few centuries, there would be in Europe only one single people of pure race, that of the Jews, all the rest would be a herd of pseudo-Hebraic mestizos, a people beyond all doubt degenerate physically, mentally and morally.'

Houston Stewart Chamberlain
The Foundations of the Nineteenth Century

they would not even let half jew mutts into their highest ranks, so a goyim has no chance from the get go, its a very exclusive club.

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'He (the jew) occasionally bestowed one of his female offspring on an influential Christian, but the racial stock of his male descendants was always preserved unmixed on principle. He poisoned the blood of others, but preserved his own blood unadulterated. The Jew scarcely ever married a Christian girl, but the Christian took a Jewess to wife. The mongrels that were the issue of this latter union always took after the Jewish side.'

Adolf Hilter, Mein Kampf

racemixing as a weapon to degrade your enemies blood, vicious arent they.
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>>39140703
>leanr this learn that
xlassical worldly material religion, god has already gifted you everything you need, the kingdom is within you, jew make everythgin extra complicated to get you away from god. if you havent experienced an imminent connection to the divine no book or teachgin will ever cut it. many people are so proud of their intellect that they cannot fathom a simple thing being good, thus barring themselves from god, children already know god, you dont get to wiork yourself up the ladder until you get some extra comfy place in heaven, thats what freemasons attempt, a purely satanig worldly view on things, like you could buy yourself favours. same with catholics, buy yourself free from purgatory, etc. its all the devils bs. luther was the one attemtping to free people again and make them realize that your relationship with god is each individuals thing entierly, which the worldly golems of course did not like.

as if god needs you to jump through hoops to entertain him so he would award you some little bit of insight into godly wisdom, its ridiculous.

yahwe is the god of the jews, the torah and talmud are merely tutorials for a successfull life in the here and now, jews dont have a religion they are essentially atheists.

yhwh has a master-slave relationship with non-jews, while god has a parent-child connection, for jews all religiouf ferver appeasr as merely mental illness, they only care about riches power and satisfaction of their senses, thus they were so utterly confused and angry about jesus appearing, they are wholly incapable of recognizing god.
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>judaism is matrilinear
it fucking isnt, the lie is being told over and over, the male line is being protected while the jewesses are used to muddy down goyim blood. its being repeated so often i wonder why, it must be very important to uphold the narrative for some reason.
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>>39141934
youll get a jewish kid and your genetic line basically ends, congrats.

its easier to degrade pure blood than to elevate a lower one. water + shit = sewage
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>>39141960
>>39141965
the jew fear him who does not fear death, the ss had skull and bones insignia on their uniform because death was not a threat to them, once you step beyond the matrial world, and even loss of life isnt threatening to you how is the jew going to control you? rich people are easy to influence they only calculate their time on this earth, need stuff and riches in this world, only care for the well being of their body, fear their end like nothing else, since they dont expect anything 'beyond', they are no issue, once jesus came about and conquered even death, the jews black cube of saturn demiurge system was defeated, thats why they are so furious about it.
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>>39142059
IOW, Your Omni-God is a liar and an "Indian giver", and you're close to being the same!!



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