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As soon as I get approved for SSDI the simulation is going to go ape shit with WW3, aliens, and upheaval isn't it ...
Already got approved for subsidized housing...
It begins
Oh well
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>>39142368
If you can, you should still try to work. It's good for your health, and it's nice to have some emergency funds.
Good luck to you.
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>>39142405
I different anon, but the job I always wanted was to shop at stores for online or delivery orders.
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>>39142368
lol, same situation. No comfy neetlife for us I guess.
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>>39142885
Ye it's always something
The universe is gonna be like oh he thinks he is gonna UwU comfy neet life ?
Gib him the SSdi and low cost housing but start WW3 and aliens
But MB it'll still be comfy with aliens and WW3
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>>39142368
Quit worrying about what the TV says. It's all fiction specifically crafted to make you sit down and shut up until the authors need your resources.
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are you a NEET welfare king?
teach us your ways.
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>>39143352
Soon to be
Get on Medicaid so all your doctor visits are 100% start establishing you have schizo and PTSD I'm sure most of you do
After like 6-7 months
Get admitted to a psych ward for 2 weeks it'll be painful but it's to prove you are mentally disabled and unfit for waging
Then get on food stamps and low cost housing and apply for SSi/SSDI they will 100% deny you at first then get a lawyer you pay nothing unless they win your case
Then you just wait for the approval letter after your hearing with the lawyer and judge
Fin you just won at life
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>>39143765
*100% free
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>>39143765
Wise words. I'm walking the path already, just gotta complete the steps.
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>>39142368
The simulation exists to make you miserable so that your misery can be harvested as loosh. If you think that getting on SSDI is life on easy street then you have another thing coming.

First off that "subsidized housing" that you are going to get will have other people with "disabilities", many of whom are severely mentally ill. SOME will be cool and some will be fakers (who may or may not be cool), but the dirty little secret about insane people is that they are usually narcissistic and selfish fucking assholes. The opportunities to torture (and terrify) you will be endless.
You MIGHT get lucky (like if you get a 60+ building) or you might get "free housing" that is barely better than an insane asylum / prison.

Second, Medicare (Medicaid?) SUCKS BALLS. Good luck finding a decent doctor (or dentist), of any type, that will take it. If they accept it, they can't charge you ANYTHING extra. They either accept the shitty reimbursement, or not take it at all. You will find that 95% of doctors will NOT ACCEPT it. The dental part is a joke, not covering root canals ($1300), crowns ($800 to $1800), implants ($3000/tooth), bonding ($300/tooth), partials ($800+), dentures ($1200+/plate) or anything else. JUST drill and fill cavity, ONE cleaning a year, and tooth extractions (but no bone graft paste afterward, $800). Oh, and get used to coming to the dentist 10 times for stuff he could all do in 90 minutes. They get paid more for every visit you make, so YOU will make dozens of visits.

So I wouldn't worry about WW3 breaking out. You have ample opportunities to be miserable (and thus feed the hidden vampires) getting all your "free shit".

>>39142405
It has to be under the table (if you can). After just $50/month they start to deduct $1 for every $2 you make. Think you're making $15/hour? Try half of whatever you make being taken "back" by SSDI.
And got help you if you make some money one month but not the next.

>>39143765
>Fin you just won at life
Sure.
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>>39142468
Then get a reliable car with good gas mileage (to maximize profit through lower gas spending and less repair costs) and go for it. The bar of entry for this job is absolutely zero, you could be doing it by tonight if you really want it.
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If you are a crazy GATE kid, the people running the program will green light you for whatever welfare shit you want. It is one of the easiest ways to keep track of you - and if you are on welfare for being crazy they can pull you in for a psychiatric interview anytime they like.
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>>39145147
I remember they took us out of regular 3rd grade class to go to some mobile learning bus and some weird fluoride drink and weird hearing test
Just give me the damn ssdi already
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>>39142368
Meds. Take them. Now.



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