>Aliens make actual real contact...Nobody fucking cares because milk & eggs are 25$....Lol what the fuck happened
>>39199105I’m too fucked up with smart dust and parasites to care anymore Just give me more nano particles until I die
>>39199105They chill? I just wanna chill man.
>>39199105We only hope for two things. Either that the aliens give us free milk & eggs. Or that they cleanly bomb the entire planet.
Will aliens revealing themselves to everyone help me get laid?
>>39199144It unironically might.
>>39199144Hope you like purple pussy. Alien chicks are sluts
>>39199105fuck off we're full but also you can crash your UFO in india if you want
>>39199153>purple pussyIs it like in Mass Effect? Can't they shapeshift, or whatever? What about hot clones, can't they make me a hot clone of someone I like? My standards aren't even that high.
>>39199105We’ve been lied to so much, the smart ones stopped expecting disclosure Aliens missed their shot, now I’d prefer the psyop blue beam
>>39199330Wait is that shit ever going to happen ? Da blue beans
>>39199105milk and eggs costs like $5 though
>>39199153I am a one eyed, one horned, flying purple pussy eater.https://youtu.be/5jV-E09efRE
maybe if they were helpful, then I'd listen. nobody gives a shit about their space milk and space eggs.have you ever tried drinking space milk? it tastes like bleu cheese.
Wait did I miss aliens making contact?
>>39199105>>39199715 (this)Link to supposed "real" contact?People have been claiming to talk to aliens for over 75 years now; both in person and telepathically.Quit dicking around and unequivocally MAKE FUCKING CONTACT!.Also, you better have some cool shit to give us, like free energy, anti-gravity, and healing technology, or you can fuck right off to the moon.AND if you talk about anything spiritual or religious, or anything about "space brothers" then I'm punching you right in your alien dick (I MAY withhold the alien dick punching IF you come through with the FE, AG, +HEALING TECH.)
>>39199715Everyone missed it because no one cares! The price of milk and eggs is like $80 now! No one even bothered to record the landing and post on YouTube because it's just boring!
what if aliens have replicator technology though
>>39199963It was just more gay radio data.
>>39199963If they wanted to make mass contact, the government could do fuck all to stop them. Do you have any idea just how many there are? If they wanted to, they could blot out the sun. If they wanted to, they could float through the window of every man and woman, and spirit them away. They obviously don't, or are under orders from a higher power not to.
>>39199105bad bot
>>39200983>under orders from a higher power not to.WHY
>>39199153> purple pussyAliens are jeets? I can’t handle it bros…
My suspicion is that ayys, unexplained UFOs, ghosts, etc, are actually disembodied humans who have either died or learned to astral project and like to fuck with people for fun.
>>39201725that sounds hilarious and also fuckd
>>39201692This is why they don’t disclose themselves to usCan you imagine how much mean racist shit humans will say in their minds, most of these are telepathic or technologically advanced to where they can read our thoughts I feel so bad for advanced aliens that deal with us
>>39201747nta but, it's not like I'm happy that the word nigger plays on repeat in my head quite often, I'm not even of the belief that race matters
>>39199105living under a rock, wtf happened?
>>39201816Aliens are a lie - aLie(n).There are angels, fallen angels, and evil spirits born of fallen angels.They're just making lies up.
>>39201848what about flower dragon fairy aliens
>>39201848>there’s no aliens>only demons and angels Same shit dumbfuck
>>39199987They do anon
whatever happened to the concept of "stranger danger"?
>>39199105The main thing guys say is "I want to fuck an alien"Us wanting to fuck them HAS to be recoded in our DNA. Maybe so we're 'compliant' & don't get upset when they "fuck" us.And to any and all simple minded fucks that thinks it's the act of SEX, it's not. They abduct people, extract coom & eggs, and put you back. All while you're unconscious. But you'll slowly start to remember your "bad dream" only to realize it wasn't a dream later on.Good luck with the next 30 years of trauma trying to cope with something you once joked about on a message board.
>>39203226>there’s no aliens>only demons and angels hahahaha someone tell him
>>39199105What do you mean Aliens have made real contact?
>>39205564with me theyre shitposters
>>39204484They could at least take us out for dinner first.
>>39201684The same reason we make an attempt to minimize interference with animal species we study in the wild, probably
>>39201848But originally it was just a term for foreigner? Are foreigner lies?
>>39199105They warned us with binary code crop circles; our leaders are lying to us and they want to help, but there are others of their kind who do not want to.
>>39204494Angels and demons are extraterrestrials you dumbfuck
>>39205564Yes this anon knowsThere been tons of contact
>>39199105>Aliens make actual real contact... except that never happened
>>39209783>namefag is a glowieagain?
>>39205587Anyone who gives this answer is an annoying fucking redditor, get fucked.
>>39199105Aliens aren't real, those are demons.
>>39199105Aliens will not make overt undeniable contact with humanity until humanity is completely and totally nonviolent as both individuals and as a species. I don't mean the "end of wars between nations" i mean the end of nations, the end of economy as concept, the end of competition in all forms, the end of all negative emotion and the end of the capacity of humans to harm. In other words: until we have completed our domestication.
>>39209783yes it did
>>39199105>what if I told you that making milk and eggs were to wake you up to the fact that you are worse off than a slave.A slave at least gets food room and board. Here? They try to get every last ounce out of you down here.
>>39199105Aliens are not benevolent. Why would I give a fuck about if my slavers reveal themselves or not, they are pieces of shit either way.
"You alright earthling? Probe? You wanna touch probe?"
>>39201747You think a super smart species wouldn't clearly see differences between races on earth?
>>39199153based
>>39199105I didn't hear anything, what did they say in the message? Did they talk about how we are a bunch of unbearable faggots and retards?
>>39212558All humans are trash to the advanced aliensImagine chimps telling you they’re better than green monkeys. No one caresThey probably think you’re pathetic for selling out your own kind. No one in the universe has respect for species traitors like yourself
>>39212282You’re a slave and you know all the different alien species?Tell me more anon
>>39199105Eggs is like $4 and Milks like $5
>>39199153Sweet
>>39199963They don't have to give us anything as long as I can fuck them they can visit.
>>39212597Yes
The probability of aliens in the form of extraterrestrial creatures is too low for them to be close enough to make contactIt's too low for them to exist in general unless we bring in divine intervention The probability of any life existing in any complexity is literally so low it proves the existence of GodTherefore if God were to make aliens they would have to follow some logic of the natural orderIf aliens were to be real they would have to either have their own incarnation of Christ, have a way of witnessing it or not have a a rational soulIntop of this you have the fermi paradox which no one has ever answered well If "aliens" really did exist the 2 most likely explanations are spiritual tomfoolery (demons, ghosts etc.) or time traveler's with new tech going back in time to annoy us>why does anon not care about edgy time traveler's and spicy spirits?Have better things to do mate
>>39215305>species traitors>thinks racism is a negative qualityGENTLEMEN: Projection.
>>39199105 i really like this image
>>39219372Same
>>39219202Humans need to kill species traitors like yourself so we don’t get picked apart by the aliensNothing personal, you’re just bad for humanities survival
>>39204484>They abduct people, extract coom & eggs, and put you back.No, sometimes they literally, physically fuck you.
>>39221436What does their junk look like?
>>39221436They run earth like a brothelWhere if se freaky alien likes you then they make you fuck and wipe your memory
>>39199105>I don't care about aliens because things are expensiveno one says this frognigger
