When and why did the current /x/ meta change from decalcifying your pineal gland to getting rid of intestinal parasites?
Because everyone who decalcified their pineal gland realized how pointless this space, and being terminally online has become over time and left.Now all we have left are formerly straight frogs, federal agents, and overtly satanic larpers.
>>39216767Could be true. How do I decalcify? I know to avoid fluoridated water and toothpaste and to take iodine, what else can I do?
>>39216703kill yourself frog posting twitter immigrantkill yourself gay faggot jannies
>>39216703Bump
>>39216703We all decalcified our pineal glands and are on to the next thing
>>39216703Some of us "spiritually bypassed" the lower chakras and went straight to clearing the third eye chakra (pineal gland) only to discover we had blockages in the root and sacral chakras, which were holding back our ascension process.This is where parasite removal and semen retention fit into the whole scheme of things.Spiritual bypassing always comes back to bite you. No shortcuts!Ascension begins in the body.
Weirdo hippie types have been screeching about both of those things since before you were born. They’re probably right about both, too.
>>39218694>>39218893How do I decalcify it bros?
>>39218893This anon gets us
>>39216703The eternal chuddification of what used to be a politically mixed libertarian space has filled this board with a bunch of repressed gay men looking for anything they can to convince themselves they're still straight instead of just accepting themselves as they are, and they've recently latched on to "parasites" as the cause. It's really quite sad once you see through it>t. oldfag
Just took an absolutely demonic-smelling diarrhea shit with some biofilm pieces
>>39219590Oh fuck it's still coming
>>39219688It's really important to stay hydrated anon. There's much more to come! I learned that the hard way.Maybe get some gatorade or something
>>39219764Thanks anon will do
>>39219174correctcurrent /x/ is somehow the shittiest iteration so far and I'm positive it's all election tourist christcuck converts who are constantly posing about demons and manifesting and similar spiritual horseshit.
Idk but I'm about to start shilling qi-gong if it doesn't improve, it literally makes you feel good day-one doing a 10 minute routine.
I don’t want worms and fungi controlling my desires. Simple asYou guys can get upset at others for clearing demons from their lives but these ones spread to all humanity from handshakes so it’s in your best interest to encourage this behavior
>>39216703It’s only going to get worse until we beat back these parasites
>>39216703We can do both
>>39218908We're on the next thing now. Should've lurked more. Better luck next torturecycle.
>>39216703Be careful how you treat strangersYou may be entertaining angels who came to protect you from hidden dangersIn disguise, studying your ways is what they doThe deed you neglect to do, could be the one that saves youSee, have you ever met a stranger and had a conversationAnd it seemed like he's familiar with your life's situationAnd you know you never told him but his knowledge is surprising youSpeaking wise words, giving guidance and advising youStriking mental chords, the blood in your vein coursingGiving you the comfort and positive reinforcementsAnd you start to question in your mind how it's being doneI'm not saying this for sure, but you might be seeing one.
>>39218893Some of you were fucking dumbasses because the root chakra is the first fucking step. This post proves what all of us already know: this board is full of larpers, trenders/tourists, schizos, bots, and shills.
Shift from the Western 'head' (mind), to the Eastern 'head' (the stomach/soma) and their respective forms of (perceived) control
>>39221348>I don’t want worms and fungi controlling my desires.My brother in Christ your desire to suck a dick isn't from a fucking worm. It's just who you are and it's totally normal, you're gonna be ok i promise
>>39216703It started not long after the saturnians got pushed out by the cult of Lilith. Probably not a coincidence.
>>39221713>root chakra is the first fucking stepIt is possible to "spiritually bypass" this step with the use of psychedelics. But this is unsustainable and can be detrimental to the journey.This ain't my first rodeo, kid
>>39221717Very deep anon
>>39222316Nah fuck this message. It's the worms; God doesn't want you to suck dick.
>>39220348gimme some info on how to start the qi-gong path pretty please
>>39222316https://rumble.com/v3355k7-turpentine-cured-me-from-being-gay-the-parasite-connection-michael-james-pa.html
>>39216767And newfags
>>39220317/x/ used to be a weird place where people with actual friends went out at night to spooky places and then came here to document and post it. All while lurkers here were getting mind fucked by schizo Floridamen leaving cryptic messages and mystery CDs at construction sites. Anons were willing to jump in pools of mystery water just for those kinds of shits and giggles. Now it’s just zoom zooms just waking up to adulthood telling me that I need Jesus Christ in my life or that I’m “not getting it” because I disagree with them causing the lil basement dwellers to sperg. It’s really sad what megachurches, YouTube greentext videos, and smartphones have done to our culture.
>>39224318>this is unsustainable and can be detrimental to the journeySo it's a fake shortcut that doesn't actually work. Psychadelics might help people realize their spirituality, though, so you're not wrong, but you still have to follow the steps. You can't make spaghetti by cooking the pasta in the pot and adding water later. You can get creative, but those core steps still apply.
>>39221643I fucking wish
>>39227748>Look up beginner tutorial on youtube>Try to find someone who's not retarded and insufferablehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y88zYo0YlOo>Do exercises>Feel betterI'm waiting for chi-related stuff to actually start working, so far it's just improved my breathing, balance, and strength significantly.
>>39221713>you skipped the first stepShut the fuvk up faggot
>>39222316>brother in Christ>talks about sucking dickEvery fucking time, why are Christcucks always gay?
>>39229173That's a reddit zoomer expression, not a Christian one
>>39229167What are you so upset over? It's the truth.
>>39216767but what do these people spend their time on now?its not like after 20 years of being online 16h a day you suddently get a life?
>>39228949thank you anon, i'll take a look and try it out. ever since i was born i've had visual snow and all throughout my life my body discharges wacky cold fizzy/foamy electricity down my spine on on the outsides of my arms and legs, multiple times each day, and i've only recently begun to find crumbs about what it actually is.
>>39216703What ifThe real God sends an emanation of himself as an avatari to guide people into mokshaTo free people into liberation from samsara, eternal suffering in hellReject this teaching and be one with the lord anyway in existenceThe lord gives purpose in samsaraSamsara isnt paradise loka is it
>>39230420isn't moksha the looping trap?
>>39220348fucks the difference between this and regular yoga
>>39232616Use your search engine. They're totally different.
>>39232875>Use your search engine.No.
>>39232909Wow, what a child. They follow different philosophies.
>>39220317Nobody using Christcuck unironically is a good actor. Either a fed or one of their useful idiot little paganfags who only care about "muh race" but worship white whores who fuck blacks as goddesses, then call Christians(who killed all the pagans) weak as they scream might makes right, lmao
>>39233375My favorite type of schizopost:>the fact that you're calling me one of my trigger words is PROOF that [thought-terminating faggotry]
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>>39216703>When and why did the current /x/ meta change from decalcifying your pineal gland to getting rid of intestinal parasites?WHEN= 2015 when tranny/lgbt shit became the lefts main issue (after dethroning intersectioana. feminism)WHY=because rates of transgenderism jumped 1000% that year, and someone theorized it was due to parasites causing lgbt tendencies. Plus cities/counties are dropping flouride in water at increasing rates so thats slowly becoming a non issue.
>>39233375Christianity is a bunch of pedos in a cultYou guys are dying off and I’m happy about it
>>39233375sure thing cuck
Anti-vaccine /pol/posters tried to throw a bunch of conspiracies together to cause people to believe parasites are behind the matrix because the approved vaccine was pushed instead of horse de-worming paste.
>>39236622>2024>still trusting vaccines
