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>every time I think demon I summoned is finally gone
>it returns
>having good day minding my own business
>it intrudes into my mind and swipes at me
>physically scratched by it
>is capable of causing me migraines
>randomly pokes me and occasionally gives me sleep paralysis
>is an all around hostile faggot
>God hasn't made it go away
Let these be a lesson. Don't fuck with these things. They don't fucking leave. Whatever stupid bullshit you're doing, tarot, astrology, wicca, eastern woo woo bullshit, it all leads to these things eventually. And when they've been let in, they don't go.
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have you considered exorcisms? Also take ivermectin and pray
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>>39229608
>Ivermectin
The shit you people meme yourselves into, I swear. Yeah, I have. But it's a tedious process. Doesn't actually happen in one day. Some exorcisms take years. I don't want that to become a fixture in my life.
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>>39229301
You have two choices:
A true exorcism administered by an honest man of God Arch Bishop or higher status in the Roman Catholic Church

OR


You appeal to a dark being higher on the totem poll. That will likely come at a cost though.
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>>39229809
You don't have to give me advice. I'm just warning people. It will start small with things like astrology, different divination methods, reddit satanism. Whatever. But all roads lead here, and once you're hear, it fucking sucks to get out. Which you probably have some award of. I'm never talking to another demon again if I can help it, unfortunately I increasingly believe I can't.
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>>39229839
>*here
>*awareness
Autocorrect
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>>39229839
Just know the more you fight, the tighter its grip will be.
Its king walks the earth. Find him and strike a deal for your freedom.
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>>39229301
I'm convinced you're lying or LARPing on the internet. You're not looking for help. You're here to make people mad. Maybe you need a few weeks to think about your stupidity. Maybe grow some brain cells.
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>>39229968
I literally cannot think of anyone in the entire universe I would like to interact with less than this thing's boss
>>39230005
Get thee behind me. There's no help any of you could give me. I already know what could be done, and what's actually feasible for myself as an individual. I'm warning you to get out while you can.
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>>39229301
I used to live in a super cursed house, and these things would fuck with me to. I never played with any toys.
Id just be trying to go to sleep and something would fucking poke me like it was like a needle or a knife 2 times on my body itd hurt.
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>>39230050
Do not be afraid, he is in fair form. His quarrel is not with you but to prove humanity is not worthy of the light of the One. His commanding the demon to leave you be would be painless.
I can’t say the same for for an exorcism.
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>>39230116
My condolences. Glad you got away.
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>>39230171
>If you talk to more demons, that should make them leave you alone!
I do not care at all what point Satan is trying to prove to anyone. I've seen him before. He's snippy and unpleasant. Why are you so insistent? I'm not doing that shit. Asking them for anything in any context ever always ends badly, without exception.
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>>39230195
The Dark Lord will soon be openly worshipped anyways. Might as well get a head start.
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>>39229301
If you summoned it you might be fucked. i expelled the one i found living in my astral self and killed it, that might be a path. Meditate to the astral, ask youself "Who am I" demon will reply, raise vibration (be not afraid) wrestle it out, kill it. Good luck

https://web.mit.edu/mjperson/Desktop/mjperson/OldFiles/Assassin/Darkness/Books/testament-solomon.txt
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>>39230437
what do you mean soon, been happening for centuries, this life is but a breath, resist temptation
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>>39230005
you have no peace
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>>39230437
Oh please. I knew you were going for this angle. Sorry, I'm team gold and blue all the way. Nice try.
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>>39230508
His name hasn’t even been spoken in worship for 10,000 years. What do you mean he’s been worshipped for centuries?

>>39230581
Were that the case you wouldn’t be dealing with a demon.
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>>39229301
At least get your house and car blessed by a Catholic Priest . Easiest way to weaken its influence. You would probably also need to bury excorcised Saint Benedict medals in the four corners of your property, use tourmaline to weaken it. exorcised salt at your thresholds. That kind of thing, and once its gone, keep that door closed.
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Do you want me to remove it for you?
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>>39230880
>Were that the case you wouldn’t be dealing with a demon.
It should be pretty obvious that I've changed my mind about what is and isn't real. Used to think of it as a daemon. It dispelled that belief relatively quickly, and with glee.
>>39231723
Are you a Christian?
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>>39232127
A Christian, a Daoist, a Buddhist, a Yogan.
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Whip it into submission
Fast for three days
Go to a forest with nothing but your clothes you need to stay warm
Battle the demon in the forest
Win or lose
Your soul to choose
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>>39232455
Then you aren't a Christian. Thank you, but I would rather you didn't.
>>39232499
I mean one of those is useful. I should fast, but I hate to.
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>>39232549
I’ll do it anyways. Praise Jesus.
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>>39232559
I mean, I obviously can't stop you. I would prefer if you didn't if you're going to do weird pagan shit. Tell me when you're done lol. I'm curious to see if it will work.
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>>39232559
>>39232575
I’ll see to it not only will it not work but he shall experience infestation for his pride and arrogance.
Long live the Dark Lord.
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>>39232667
No anon, I am sincerely asking that you do not contact Satan on my behalf. Don't do that shit. I don't want anything to do with him. I wash my hands of this.
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>>39232575
I’m done. God bless.
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>>39232667
I’ll crush you.
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>>39229301
Go take your meds, schizophrenic fuck.
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>>39232708
I can't tell if it worked. Thank you, for whatever it's worth. I believe you did that out of a genuine desire to be kind.
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>>39232714
mene mene tekel upharsin
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>>39232783
Death in 48 hours unless you repent to Jesus Christ.
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>>39232759
You are very welcome. Take care and God bless.
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>>39232704
Oh I misunderstood, I thought you were trying to do something charitable but misguided for me. Christ wins in the end no matter what you do. I will not be burdened with this monster's presence forever. I know that for certain.
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>>39230437
Here's the thing:
People who worship God/follow the light want everyone to do so. It builds on itself.
People who worship Satan/follow the darkness DO NOT want everyone to do so because there would be a lack of things to take advantage of. You are destined to cannibalize your children, like Saturn. An organization of chaos is an oxymoron.
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>>39232802
Enjoy infestation.
Someone doesn’t have your back.
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>>39229782
Ivermectin is legit medicine you retard. Not sure how it applies to demons but it'll kill any parasites you have safely
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>>39232897
I know that, anons recently have been theorizing that parasites are literally demons. They are not. They could possibly be manifested by demons, purely hypothetically, but they aren't demons themselves. I am aware of cases of demons manifesting (or at least attracting) bugs and insects. They can also possess animals. So it's not beyond the realm of possibility. But they aren't literally ticks and screw worms and shit. Besides, I don't have any parasites. As far as I'm aware anyway. It's just useless schizo slop, the sort of thing that could only spawn here.
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>>39229782
>I have a demon I can't get rid of
Do a parasite cleanse.
We have recurring threads about this. It helps a lot of people.
>Nooooo it won't work because demons are not parasites
But demons are parasites.
>I don't have any parasites
You absolutely do, I guarantee there is yeast on your penis right now.
Do a parasite cleanse, yeastcock, and be free from your demons.
Not playing along with your goofy stories.
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>>39233295
>yeastcock
?????
>Believes in demons
>"Not playing along with your goofy stories"
??????????
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>>39229301
Actions have consequences.

You havent tried a mosque. Muslims take demons VERY seriously. You can do it. You can be free of it. If you want to be, that is.

For now, here is Ayatul-Kursi. Incredibly potent spiritually and is a powerful declaration of God's power and magesty, and is the same semantic both forwards and backwards.
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Ayatul kursi, looped 100x
https://youtu.be/4AQR4i9ZZ0I?si=C2nBK29pBmpyboKf
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>>39233346
Islam is fake
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Bump
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I think a demon is puppeting my family/my folks are demons/NPCs, my gdad is acting childish and gangstalky. Buying something then letting it rot for some kind of misguided revenge. Hopefully he settles down some soon.
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>>39229301
Have tried telling it to go away?
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>>39237129
He's probably just mentally ill. Pray to God for understanding.
>>39237158
Many times. It seems to work for a while, like I said in the op, but it always returns. Like now, it hasn't been a problem all day. Last night, it clawed my lower back. But I bet you, within the next 72 hours it's going to show back up again to annoy me.



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