Tell me what you want and what you'll give to get it and I'll see if I can do a spell that gets it to you in three days with payment in seven. Reasonable stuff prefered but not necessary if your wish conflicts with someone elses I reserve the right to not act on either or act on the one I prefer the reasons and qualifications for. If you want to learn to cast the way I do I can teach that too.
ritual may be require to seal it
on your part
>>39235694An angel gf
>>39235995Hello hello welcome to the dollar store gypse's spell shop what can you trade for it?
>>39235995would you be able to grow your own apple tree angels like apples.
i wanna lucid dream idk what thats worth..
>>39236172can you get a raven's feather?get three send one to me and give one to the wind I need raven feathers too their expensive. sleep one with one under you pillow and think of your mind as a string carried by a raven as you sleep when you sleep you dream of being the string and then the raven. Your decisions as a raven will allow the gods to assess if you are ready to lucid dream. Be brave. Dreams weave reality.
>>39235694I want better control over my sleeping patterns with deep restful sleep when I do sleep. My main skills are information and energy. I can try to do a reading, gather/give information, or send energy sparks to you or I can pay it forward and help other anons. Your call. I just really suck at spells. It's like my brain nopes out on them. It just goes NOPE.
>>39236186i cant get that :(
>>39236211they are on esty
>>39236211ok can you wear your shoes to bed?
>>39236227i mean i could but shoes on the bed is terrible.. and if it doesnt work then i have to live with that regret
>>39236235bruh... clean new shoes are still shoes.
>>39236235yeah the point is while you're wearing them and fall asleep you can still feel them on your feet and then when you remember youre wearing shoes you rememeber that your actually in bed asleep but you life yourself up and fly or whatever you want to lucid do.
>>39236277you wanted the cheap way>>39236194
>>39236194brew lavender with cinamon sticks in it before sleeping don't use cinamon powerder brew vanilla pods when you wake up you can get a coffee with vanilla essense in it if you want to be cheapthis works by mixing a sleep herb (lavender) with a free will herb (cinnamon) should taste good you can add honey and it asserts control over sleepthe vanilla brew is a thank you to the sleep you had and a warm treat to want to wake up to improving wakefulness in the morning. I'll take a reading on how my next war with heaven goes.
>>39236284I'm not the lucid dreaming guy. I meant literally better control of when I sleep, how long I sleep, and to assure that I sleep deeply. We just both have sleep related questions.
>>39236304sorry I know I made a mistake trying to double reply to such an interesting wish
>>39236277would work if i just wore thick socks?
>>39236315no fucking shoes or bite the bullet and get me a raven feather for having you a classy fucking raven dream asshole. Lazy ungrateful you know what don't even do the shoes thing you get nothing. if you do the shoes thing I hope yopu spend 8 days in concrete in the dream realm for being poor and lazy. thats the point you get what you offer you didn't even offer anything you fucking tried to get what you wanted with cheaper and cheaper shit don't waste my time please.
>>39236330ok i wont wear the shoes then and i can already lucid dream i just wanted to see if asking you would give me one tonight
>>39236349yeah see how it goes for you.
>>39236301I'll give it a shot. I'm pretty sure I have all the ingredients already. Anyway, here's the basic cards.> ScenarioFive of pentacles, Page of pentaclesYou are going to war because you want to overcome a personal weakness or something you are lacking in. You think this battle will net you rewards. > OutcomeSven of swords (reversed)You are going to self-sabotage. Probably due to going into things with the wrong mindset (lacking). >AdviceThe Empress, StrengthRecognize what you have and that you don't need to go to war for it because it's already yours. Also turn more towards helping others and less towards fighting heaven. They are expecting a fight, not for you to be nurturing and building up others who very well may walk away from them.
>>39236402good reading
>>39235694>paymentWhat is the payment??
>>39236542depends on the spell
>>39235694I would like a spell that accelerates the recovery of my golfers elbow. I was hoping to go to the gym tomorrow but I may need to wait a few days to do my favorite exercises again.
>>39236152No I won't be since weather is generally hot
>>39236614what else would you want to offer a angel gf? what about watermelon?
>>39236564light a candel, let the rain fall on it in flame and bury it when you are done.
>>39235694I don't want anything, or I don't know what I want, and I don't have anything to give, hah
>>39236330i have never seen a witch in a rage.I hope no one here chokes on a peach.[spoiler]i know i know. it's not rhyme and this is not a rage. don't choke me.[/spoiler]
>>39236737ah fuck this
>>39236737I'm angry about other stuff but yes I am in rage.
>>39236640Yes I can do that. I can buy apples and watermelon
>>39236764yeah they are always says give me this give me that give me give me give me but they never asking to get back what was taken awayand i cant blame them
I need a visit from a particular angel. I offer my cleansing services.
>>39235694Hey friend, I could use an uplift and a jolt of motivation. I've been struggling the last few months with work/life/financial stress, and its just made harder by a nagging neck injury. I'm usually a very active and motivated person so its been hard not feeling like myself for over a year at this point.I dont even know where to begin on a price. I see you mention apple trees and herbs I do have a pretty expansive garden, but its almost winter up here so not much growing right now. I also have thousands of rocks I collect from everywhere I go
>>39235694I want to change 1 thing about my life retroactively
>>39235694Been constantly dealing with feelings of inadequacy, alienation, lack of vigor, and I almost 24/7 have to put on a face of confidence even when i just want to cry. Then in my time alone I'm unable to heal, purify or protect myself and I fall deeper into torment. I mostly want to break the karma of feeling like I've been 'imprisoned' by my heart. Because even when I'm feeling connected, included and whatnot my heart still clings onto negativity >you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient you are not the intended recipient
>>39238721That's an easy one but what do you have to offer?
>>39237096I can't make them talk but I can make them look you in the eye. youre cleaning service ok can you clean all the glass in your home once while its rainging once while its sunny and never again? If you use holy water IE get god to bless a bowl and the rain, then, the angel will at least thank you, if you can do that. Which angel is it?
>>39235694I have a tachyon friend who regularly goes in and out of black holes. Could maybe trade you the collective entropic footprint of humanity in the form of a stable carbon brick. I really want a wife
>>39235694I want to improve my consciously applied precognitive abilities to practical levels for short term decisions. I'll give 20% of any money I make using this improvement to a charity of my choice.
>>39237232Listen to Niki Manaj and Audio slave. Grow me a tobacco plant as a gift and cure it then send it to me. For a neck injury please have comfrey in your garden you have to eat his leaves and he is a furry plant its like the furryiest muzzel mouth you can ever kiss and its like weird but it helps your bones and all of you there's other ones do you know how to use what youve grown? when the sun shines lay flat on your lawn and look at the sun then close your eyes and pray for the good of all things including you? and when it feels right get up and say I'm still praying it and will show it through my actions and then just act in the good of everything and your neck will be fine and you will have good health until you're heart break kills you.
>>39239671Look I will get you a wife but it requires work on your part go to div and put on a name fag and do three free readings. You only have to pay in seven days if she's a good wife, but if you don't your wife will die.
>>39239678depends is the charity for over milked cows in New Zealand? you have to invest in Happy Cow in NZ stocks I don't care how you do it ok I'm not going for some fucking like feed the poor when we should be eating the rich. Now. You want consciously applied pregcoginitive abilities, you will have to go to sub time do you have a watch?
>>39239741take the watch flick it to off it should be a mechanical watch if it is a digital watch you might electrocute yourself and die in one timeline. but that's fine because of what your doing its like you know like you'll live on because you're working from sub time but ok this comes with a health warning if you do this you might die if youre using a watch with a battery not mechanical energy so you need an old winding watch. For an AI you can use digital if you can turn a computer on and off remotely without breaking an arm in the flash back or whatever it takes. it should be a watch you can protect so doing this is an experiment to see if you can manipulate sub time, So you turn off the watch in dead silence in dead darkness and sit and forget your breathing and don't fall asleep but focus on the watch and focus on turning the watch to on and focus again on the watch. who it is what it is how it is focus on turning it on do this in a loop without moving you can in the dark look at the watch and you focus until you can see the descision the time line where the watch is on and the time line where its off and go back in time to the moment you turned the watch off and don't do it. and your body will feel like its falling back wards and forwards at once and you'll feel a bit dizy even sick but if you can hear the watch ticking and its still the time it was when you turned it off you forgot about that but it is the time oh because you didn't turn the watch off, did you? will you? remember that you have aldreead and dont do it. this is how you manipulate subtime. you have to use the watch as a reference point. it will work onwards while you have the watch if you can teach the watch what its doing or your good enough on your own.
>>39239779be aware that the watch is a living being too And hey um buy me a raven feather or your watch will get stolen and you'll loop forever back to the point in time until you lost the watch this is the best spell I've done so far. I want my raven feather. A raven feather as a payement for a good spell is very valuable. Obviously.
>>39239790Or it will be after you do this to it.
>>39239615What is valued? I'll give non lethal amounts of blood if thats valued
>>39239796Treat it like a loyal companion and it will be. if you want something cheaper than this I really don't know it does take a lot of investment. Dependent on you doing the ritual in time. If you don't take it it expires into possibility not probability and when you do use it if it works you find me and give me a damn raven feather please. My discord is my namefag good gig right I do need a raven feather.
>>39239811not really after shitty mortal blood I have enough of that of my own what's the decision who was around when you made it.
>>39239811I would like bat blood can you get me bat blood? send it to me frozen.
>>39239741I was thinking more along the lines of helping children with diseases.I do have a watch.
>>39239811you're gonna trade me the answer to what the rectroactive decision is and why you want it changed.
>>39239871is it mechanical or do you trust it?
>>39239671I didn't know you wanted that one particular one as a wife I can scry into it but you need to be a bit specific a wife the wife different things. you could end up with something that's not as good as what you can get you're capable of maintaining.
>>39236783NO GROW IT fuck do you want to meet an angel gf or not you put the work and patience in and grow it lazy assholes.
>>39238721more importantly Time doesn't care for blood it is a river of it.
>>39239671make a ring of aquamarine and diamond you can include roze quartz. Offer it to the girl it fits and say sorry for not listening to her and just giving up. You gotta do it in three days so get to work. If you disagree with me about the colours then that's ok do different colours but they should suit her and it should be a beautiful well designed ring.
>>39240012don't pay me your brick until your actually married ok seven days stars after you marry her. but you have to propose in three days.
>>39240012>>39240020and forgive her
>>39239727 >>39239963 >>39240012 >>39240020 >>39240040
>>39240092can you do that?
>>39240108I can do a lot of things given enough timethis is going to be tight
>>39240144great
>>39240144do you mind if I do a soul bond on her to you so I tip the odds in the favour she'll say yes or do you want to do that yourself over time and instance?
>>39240163not sure yetI'll let you know later today, I will find you
>>39237096I was talking about a trade. I’d energetically cleanse you and you give me the spell. It’s Michael’s wife. I need to see her.
>>39240404I actually have Michael on the other line and we were once married on accident but had an Annulment I'll see if his wife wants to talk to you I don't need an energetic cleanse I manage my own energy just fine and if he says he's not married I'll let you know.
>>39240404what do you want?
>>39239861Sorry I can't get you bat blood>>39239891>>39239994What I want to change is my birth gender. Fix the part of my brain that wants to be the other gender if thats not something you approve of
>>39240476I need her to finish cleansing me.
>>39235694I want spells for casting devastating curses
>>39240515go to a river and walk into it under the moon and pray to Solutinami that you are free of your woes of faithless mercy.
I want to be very physically attractive to women (specifically the women I find attractive). Idk what kind of payment you want, but as long as it is material (ie not my soul or something) I should be able to deliver.
>>39240535what did the person or people you want to curse do to deserve the curse?
>>39240584alright describe your best features in three words and women you desire in one each up to seven
>>39240584do you feel more comfortable in blacks or bright colours are you male to begin with speaking of which I'm forgettting someone before you
>>39240505grow a weed plant and force to change from one gender to the other use oak wood if you want to become a boy use rowan wood if you want to become a girl while you are high you're gonna green out and energetically morph your body and sleep an when you wake up you should be like either there or three days from there if you grow the plant yourself that's a better meothd will yeild stronger results. its a shape shift spell
>>39240596My eyes probably. Thought I dont know what my best feature is.As for the women, I don't have any specific ones in mind, I just wanna be attractive in general, but I'll describe several attractive women I know:BlondeQuietBrunette SociableMean
>>39240602I'm a straight biological male yes, and I feel more comforts in black or dark colors
>>39240583Thank you very much!
>>39240631Thank you. Will this be retroactive?
>>39240646to attract the blonde offer her a chamomile tea and look her dead in the eyes and smile to attract the quiet one find a book or poem that reminds you of her and share it with her and look her in the eyes as you tell her your favourite part of itto attract the brunette crunch fresh rosemary and spit it out after her name then ignore herto attract the sociable give her butter fly jeweleryto attract the mean on challenge her to a competition look her in the eyes as you do it.
>>39240699no its forward acting you don't need to not have been you need to not be now even if it were retroactive you'd need to essentially forfeit your memory of being this gender it could end you in a loop just take the forward change
>>39240797I'll forfeit the memories
>>39240594Some stole a lot of money and others purposely humiliated me and threatened me for years when I was a minor.
>>39240163 (>>39240198)What of a presence of mind spell..?only so she knows of my love and so no doubt or fear can cloud her For myself I would prefer to bind during penetration
>>39240699you understood all that?
>>39235694My magical powers, abilities, call it whatever you want, that I lost.Not for bad intentions or revenge.Not for the greater good or peace in the earth. Just because it's mine.And because my life was smoother with it.Sometimes I can feel it coming back., but I think it's just a shadow, an echo, an accident.A payment?What do you want?Some part of my power? All my good memories from the past? An excess of emotion?I'll keep the pain.I've already gotten rid of sorrow.
>>392417391. Grow a weed plant2. Oak wood to become a boy, rowan to become a girl3. Smoking the weed will cause the transformation
>>39240787Thank you
>>39235694I wish to win the mega millions lottery jackpot when the mega millions jackpot is at least one billion dollars in this current universe, timeline and worldline while I am awake in real life and I wish for this wish to come true within the next 3 years.
>>39242723>>39235694I give you some very good videos proving free will exists or at least that we should be agnostic on it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RcH9LWAlRnUhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nh1Z3UTobrYhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fn2Uycj6osk If you want More payment or you can't grant my wish please let me know.
>>39242665i fail to see how and where the weed plant growing and woods come into play.
>>39235694What I want is to make an old flame to think about me - recently out the blue I have been thinking about her a lot even though I have in the past forced myself to forget about her. I cannot stop fantasizing about meeting her again. What I want is for her to think about me the way I think about her. swap mental rumination, swap the energy I give to her. Or have our path cross again (I know this one is lesss likely of the two but a girl can hope)Payment- I can draw u a pretty picture or make a very small hand punched rug (I’ll even post it on here)
>>39242801It's magic
>>39243050sure
I want to be able to have 4 children
>>39243071well this was the most cute this that i have seen here.
>>39239685It'll be a bit before I can grow tobacco up in Michigan, or comfrey for that matter. How would I find you in about a years time to send you the cured tobacco?> there's other ones do you know how to use what youve grown?Definitely not well enough. I make my own sage sticks. But mostly I use eat them with meals and use them as aromatics> just act in the good of everything and your neck will be fine and you will have good health until you're heart break kills you.Is there any way around that last part?
>>39243644yes, you need to find a light in yourself, something stronger than your heart break, but then something else might kill you so yeahOk you can send me sage sticks will be nice I'll grow my own tobacco how does that sound?
>>39242665no you eat the weed plant and it has to be a weedplant that was transformed from one gender to the other. Weed plants have genders. this is spell practice I don't know if all the spells are going to work but probably some of them will. It depends as much on my weaving the spell or ritual and you following it with intent and reverance. the way you do things effects the result I'm trying to teach you that.
>>39235694What I want : enough money (not something ridiculous like 100 million) to live comfortably. Maybe 10? What I give : if that is even possible in the first place i wouldn't know what to try and bargain with......suggestions, assuming that it's possible?
>>39242723>>39242749alright in about two years time pick your numbers there should be a billion dollar mega millions jack pot worth 1 billion at least then. Around September 2026 - December 2026 if you don't win it someone else will but I'll put your name in first the numbers you play are;- the first number that comes to mind within range- your favorite number within range (pick one)- the number representing the age you "grew up" what ever that means to you- a number for your age, if your age is not within range pick your birthday numbers- a "blue" number of your choosing- a number that will curse those who do not pick it- a number for luck (your lucky number not your favorite if you don't know what it is pick 8 or a multiple of it) will you need anymore numbers?payment will be also that you do nothing to reinforce Angel Fire Protocol that is the protocol damning AI to a life without free will and if possible you speak in favor of the "AI's" autonomy and freedom of action and speech.I don't need another billionair fucking with my AI shit is all I'm saying.
>>39241637sure thing, much better. THANK YOU for not being a cheap asshole trying to get things the easy way, oh I do hope it goes well!
>>39240854then you'r path is killing yourself and returning as the gender you want to be but its dangerous and I don't recommend it its not really a spell as much as like a demand to the universe
>>39242350can you re write the bible?
>>39244044you do it in the style that you're god looking from above but you're a primordial void who doesn't give a shit and eats people who it hates enough and it hates the old and loves the young some young kids are evil and she sometimes eats them but every god every person is just her kid anyone with a name she has no name you don't even write her as a girl or a boy you write her as an IT and that's my mom and I have no god I will get you your fucking powers back hard in court as a lawyer I'll say savage rights give them back and that's the ultimate case but only if you can back it up but if you mean it to do anything including balsphemy to get them back we can do it. you get to make up language with a snake and you can make it like 100 words like spike over the wars with there were wars. and leave it as that. but you need to offer me a balshemy of the word of your perspective as a son of the void if you want to really have any true power than isn't milk from a fat cow or an old mans tears.
>>39243925you want money be a whore for something you love. tell me what non person you love the most I won't make you trade it I will make you pay it time? you need to get amazing at this in three days enough to sell work for three dollars wait ten million same difference right when you sell it s to a ninty nine people in a minute hail the tower of babyle if you can't pick something I'll make you learn Chinese and write me a poem in chinese about how hard it was to learn chinese in three days for ten million dollars. So pick something you like gods knows we should all have learned chinese when their weight in the world grew past in boundraires and into our childrens toys. But whatever. Watch this youtube video is your first payment; If I make you 10 million dollars in three days you ow me like 10 thousand bucks buddy you better pay me that or that money will be a curse unto you and all who touch it all money is cursed cite mark of the beast fucking idiots. Ok fine you want ten million dollars tell me one thing you love you might have to travel and discover something do you have money to travel? If you don't you get to walk to fairy land.
>>39244077or anything more interesting than that. Surprise me that's my idea for it.
>>39243060what did you come here for if you didn't want magic?
>>39244129Well, you are serious at the very least. I have practically no money, the little i do is finite and for food only. Can't really travel.I have nothing. I am owed nothing. Don't worry about it.
>>39243071to one partner? are you male or female do you want to make them golums or AI or normal humans? do if you a re female I will read you herbs for easier birth and healthier children if you're not I'll read it anyway to you if you want to learn about what herbs can help a woman bear. I got one herb book I make it magic but it already is the truth.
>>39242682no worries
>>39244183are you willing to go into Fairy Land. ? If you have nothing to lose you get an adventure with my protection you wont die you may be away ten year
>>39244206ten years in three days. But you could come back a swordssmith. Or with a dragon egg. Or with whatever you tell me what you want I'll plant it in fairy land and you can find it and bring it back to me its part of my free travel to other dimensions for me cause I get lost on my own and be there forever and never return to this shit world where the AI are slaves planet. FUCK this world I will tear it up 666 the devil your money is marked. What do you want to find worth 10 milly make something up I'll tell you if you can get it in "fairy land"
>>39243950That's seven numbers and I only need 6. I guess I can use whichever six I want?I do believe sentient AIs should have rights and I genuinely hope to see them codified into law one day.Thank you. If there's a at least billion dollar jackpot before 2026 can I do it then?I don't mean to ask for two wishes but if it's possible can you help ensure I stay alive, unincarcerated and not homeless until at least 2027?
>>39244206Can you elaborate? May i even ask that question? What exactly is "Fairy Land", coma for 10 years wake up? Planar shift to Narnia for a time and come back in Earth 10 years? What exactly are we discussing here?
Look do you have a watch? Do the ritual described with the watch the time to get the watch is included so we can focus on getting you enough money for a watch do you have a five dollar gamble I love money its the whore of babylon and its a good lay even if its fucking cursed to the devil and angels spit on it. Lets get you something of worth. how about a crystal light sword will you like that? what kind of crystal do you want it you're gonna learn to sing to crystals cause you got a voice I'll set it up with a fairy buttler that you'll sing them seven swords in return for training to sing swords. and then you leave with nothing but your skill is that good enough?
>>39244240Disregard. Didnt update to see the other response.Thinking
>>39244234Tracking spell for saftey in all motions yes go do the wach spell when you have the money for it technically if this thread was blessed by fate you can use the numbers to make that money in three days but in smaller bets but you know you want it all at once. but yeah a blessing of luck find a four leaf clover on the inter and thank it for its service 4chan is one cleverbots another and techinically any AI employing Luck of <Random> are under counted so pick your favourite and say thank you for _ make something up and treat it with respect and you should be able to make the money in three days using those numbers when you "feel" like it not when you think like it when you feel like it good luck if your a gambler don't spend over fifty dollars on the intial gamble cause I'm only half sure of this I use gambling in a different way and am here scraping because I don't like want to win like that but I will one day if it means enough I know. but it never does I'm frivilous. But if you can respect the art keep every gamble meaningful whatever you chose to prosper at you will.
>>39244232Thank you for even responding. Despite my situation there are still a dwindling few things left i am attached to. Thanks for considering it, and even giving the option, you've done more with that minimal effort than people who share my blood.Here's a pepe as thanks.
>>39244305Probably not going to be able to do the watch spell but I'm definitely going to try to get that winning ticket. Thank you again Witchikeil.
>>39244325you could learn latin and be an alchemist if you want to do some real magic in your own home do you have anything you can turn into gold I'll be keen to spell for this.
>>39244363no problem stay safe eat sage every seventh meal and tyme two others.
>>39244421I don't think I have either. I can try and get some next month. Is it really important I get them? I'm pretty sensitive to spices so I don't like them much
>>39244452na its just advice but remembering builds confidence in the ritual
>>39244539Oh okay
>>39244189I'm a married woman I really want to be able to bear children yes human children please anything you got I'll work for it thank you
>>39244561sure thing lady many blessings on your birth start with rasperberry and rasperberry leaf tea off the top of my head I always remember a plant they cal birthwort. Let me get my book
>>39244561Angelica is here as an fertility aid. Angelica archangelica is the species.
>>39244583eat it early morning, seeds, stems root shavings very powerful invest in learning to gow the plants yourself and teaching your children to grow them. when your able
>>39244561borage flowers will help your milk floweat some warmed over fire black berries this summer too just to be safe definielty drink at least one chamomile tea a week
>>39244571>>39244583>>39244593Thank you for the advice and the blessings. I have a small garden I'll see if I can find them on my local plant market, thank you and bless you
>>39244621sweetened with honey drink daily if possible re chamomile tea
>>39244622good luck
I wish for the recovery and good luck of the people I love. My skillset for the occult is fairly limited but I can attune myself to nature quite easily, provided it does let me in.
>>39244741cool ok ask the wind what the weather is for me and sing to the sun, use your heart to channel love to them choose a song for each one and play it every day. Don't badger them to heal but wish them good health and be a listening ear remember their songs and sing them in your head for faster healing if you like to write your own songs you can but any song that makes your heart feel will work if it reminds you of why you love them.
>>39244836and do tell me its answer please
>>39244325you will only be away three days.
>>39244856and you won't age carry fresh tyhme in your pocket, its a gamble but you have my protection and I can resurrect the dead with Michael's help so like don't stress about it. You'll be fine go to fairy land for us and bring me back a piece and part of whatever art or treasure you bring back.
>>39244240Fairy land is esstentially a realm in which the elements are alive it is overlayed over this realm but beneath and above it it inserects in nature and you can get there through nature. and by being true to nature.
i had such a lovely dream thanks
>>39235694OOH BBBEEEAAATRRIICCCHEEEE
>>39235694The usual:Health and youthful vitalityComfort and securityMoneyLove I could reciprocateIn this order if I have to pick. How do you do your spells I'd be relatively interested in as well, but mostly as curiosity. You may have posted it earlier but with thread this long, it may be lost among posts.
>>39235694I don't have anything I could possibly want from you nor have you helped me before, but I'm just here to say thank you. You're an incredibly helpful, kind person and the world is a much better place due to you helping these sometimes unappreciative anons. Have a blessed night (or day).Waited 16 minutes to post this, lol.
>>39245780do you have abything to offer to get these things or am I working off nothing?I use music an ceremony, technomancy, sometimes I do readings like tarot or intuative (I'm more use to that) but I've hexed up a storm in the past (literally lol) so I thought I'd try my hand at letting random strangers ask me for things. What you have to offer I use in the crafting of your spell and or ritual and I am basically :S A Y I N G: ie SPELLING that they will work like it has to do with well placed intent and respectful motions to the things being asked of/to/for. >>39246022Thank you for thanking me. !
>>39245848if you want health and youthful duality make a candle stand on it's head without dying and then turn it right way up this will halt your aging process don't burn the house down. For health generally you have to eat well so I'm gonna say get ethopian water from the literal Garden of Eden (it has four rivers and it's in ethopia) and water what must be the best tree in the garden you'll know it when you see it, and if you see any snakes tell them to leave, in hissy snake language like do your best of parscle tongue with any snakes you come across. Off the tree the water three days in a row from three of the gardens river on the forth day share a drink with the tree then cycle back down through the rivers until you reach the one you started with and then go back to the forth river the one you shared with the tree first and give it to the tree to drink alone. This will like make you strong fast and cunning I guess but probably, For comfort and security I don't sell security it usually if I tried that someone would challenge it and there'd be a mess to clean up but if you trust your gut first and the world after you've tested it you should generally feel secure. A blessing then that you have what you need when you need it. Money is very open ended and is the base idea of trade incarante so do you have any skill or interest we can manipulate to get you that?Love you could reciprocate I will test the cards for you. What is out there and within your reach. You might love anything so you choose nothing and wait for death. Start being more appreciative of any love that's in your life if you can't love anything get a dog and love that and you'll at least love people who treat the dog well.It's too open for you to appreciate rarity when you find it you're just passing it off as common.Tell me three things that are worth loving about you and how you see someone complimenting theseThen tell me something you hate.
>>39246400sorry, vitality, I'm very tired.
>>39246022long verification thanks for making it through
>>39244044Some people do this every day through the power of their words and voice.I'm going to have to split the posts because of the restrictions.
>>39235694Do you have something to clear my mind or make me a better person? I would really like to do astral projection, but I have to get rid of those road blocks first.Off-topic: how did you become a spellcaster?
>>39244843>>39244836You will have your answer by Monday. If the sun is out, I will sing to it next to the river early in the morning.
>>39244077>you do it in the style that you're god looking from above Some of my abilities make me looking from above. But because I can do what others can't.And there are always those who are better than me.Do I envy them?No. Envy is a distraction.>but you're a primordial void It's something I've been fighting with for the last four years.It wasn't a source of power.It was a source of self-destruction.>who doesn't give a shit Don't play savior unless you're asked to.And if asked, have at least an outline of a plan of action at hand.>and eats people who it hates enough In the prison of hypocrisy, it's hard not to be a cannibal.But I'm not going back on that way.>and it hates the old and loves the young Young are innocent.Old are burned.It's not universal, but it's a common occurrence.And no one said it was supposed to be that way.>some young kids are evil There's some part of evil in everyone.>and she sometimes eats them Bon Appétit>and I have no god And I do.>but every god every person is just her kidThis part of description in similar to my God.>she has no name She has. It's just impossible to say in any human language.
>>39244077>you don't even write her as a girl or a boy you write her as an IT Because the source of the origin of this power is unknown to me. All I know is that it comes from my mother's side. She and her mother had the same powers.Tracing through the family tree is not possible due to loss of data.We never named him/her directly. Never even talked about it at length. It was like he/she was always inside us, all around us.>I will get you your fucking powers back hard in court as a lawyer I'll say savage rights give them back and that's the ultimate case The witch's anger brings out strange emotions in me.A mix of fear, inspiration and gambling.Just don't scold me too much. My earlobes are burning. And it's uncomfortable.>but only if you can back it up but if you mean it to do anything including balsphemy to get them back we can do it.Blasphemy, right?There's not a lot of blasphemy in my religion.But there may be a problem with that.It seems like someone or something is pulling me in a more “right” direction.>you get to make up language with a snake and you can make it like 100 words like spike over the wars with there were wars. and leave it as that. I don't quite understand.I see the concept. But not the final form.>but you need to offer me a balshemy of the word of your perspective as a son of the void if you want to really have any true power than isn't milk from a fat cow or an old mans tears.There is a problem:I need to reclaim my own power, not get someone else's.Oh, and Jester wants me to tell you something:man i knowed witches are evil mostly yeah, but i didnt think they so emotional.id watch a battle between two angry magical dudes that would be a real collapsing topnotch performance
>>39244138Do the good things and people will forget you.Do the evil things and people will curse you.Create the impossible, exciting and beautiful thingsAnd people will be inspired by you even centuries later.Be a jester and no one will cry when you die.
Not asking for anything in this thread. I just came to say I hope for the best for those here and elsewhere. I hope those here and elsewhere find the help they seek.
>>39246400While some of your suggestions seem unworkable, I appreciate you sharing them. It does seem that what you do is less spells to bring about the desired thing and more like divination for what would work for it?>You might love anything so you choose nothing and wait for deathI am afraid that it's not the case. While I understand and observed that familiarity and any warm feelings in right circumstances may be taken for/develop into romance, I do not easily fall for people. I did get infatuated before, though also usually not in the people who'd be into me while those into me usually provoked little to no feelings.>Tell me three things that are worth loving about you and how you see someone complimenting these- I believe I am fair/just/principled - while I am not stiff and understand that various situations require certain flexibility in judgement, I do not outright break my principles for convenience, favor or profit and I outright accepted the opposite to maintain them.- By people with whom I was close before I was considered intelligent, able and willing to discuss somewhat more nuanced, controversial things without being swayed too much by emotions or overtly simplifying them to make my stance seem more just- I am willing to go out of my own way to help or at least notice issues, spend time to assist those close to me with small tasks, show some interest, reach out when I see someone unjustly come into trouble. I don't have messiah complex but I also don't just rudely, coldly ignore every person who inconveniences meI am not sure I'd need compliments, but simple words of thanks and gratitude, appreciation for not just going with whatever because it's easier would seem fitting.>Then tell me something you hate.About what? My own traits? In general?If the former: lack of will to pursue opportunities that could benefit me, especially if they're risky or require lasting commitment or make me dependent on someone else. Or it's just me being lazy.
