I was out in the woods and suddenly ran into Bigfoot. I shit myself and shot him thinking he would attack me, but I realised he wasn't going to by the time I fired and he just looked at me with sadness, fell over and died.I tried to tell him I was sorry as he was dying and I'm not even sure he understood. I very much regret what I did. I left him in the woods and I'm not sure what I should do now. I don't know how to get the body out of an area that dense anyway. He's down a ravine and must weigh a ton.It all seemed kinda simple at first to imagine I'd be famous for finally proving he's real and everything, but I don't really want to be famous now I think about it, and realised I'd probably get no end of hate for what I did anyway when everyone found out. Anyway, now I just don't feel right about it, like I'd be desecrating his body or something when he's an innocent victim. He did nothing wrong to me at all. Could have killed me if he wanted, but seemed more afraid of me than anything, and with good reason I guess. Also there must be more of them and people would come to this area hunting them.I figured I could take a photo, but nobody would consider that proof anyway. I could take a hair sample, but lots of people have claimed they had Bigfoot hair before. Body is still down the ravine and I'm up here at my camp where I can get a signal. Worried his kin might find the body and come looking for me. What should I do?Yes, he does look more or less like picrel.
>>39241727Take as many photos as possible from as many angles as possible including EXIF data, then record your GPS position exactly so you can show the interested scientists the corpse of this extinct hominid then collect the literal millions of dollars that you'll recieve in rewards and publicity.I'm sure you'll post those pics. I'll just wait here.
>>39241761you are so fucking dumbso, SO fucking dumband yet you actually think you sound smart
>>39241761Like I said, I feel weird about it, but just out of curiosity, how do I collect money for this exactly?Also I can get scientists to come out here just by giving them GPS coordinates and telling them that's where they'll find Bigfoot?I'm not sure you're thinking this through. Like I said, the reality of the situation is quite different to what I would have imagined when I actually unexpectedly found myself in it.
proof.....where man WHERE'S THE PROOF
https://youtu.be/QZGN_PEOV4w?feature=shared
>>39241727I'm sorry this happened, anon. It's bad karma and it will haunt you. If I were you I'd start atoning immediately. I'd get down on my knees and pray my apologies to God and them. Then if I were feeling brave I'd return to the body (UNARMED) with a shovel or axe and try to bury it or at least cover it up. Then I would flee their territory and come nowhere near their range again without an (unlikely) invite. I'd stop posting about it here, this site is heavily monitored.Bigfoot does not want his DNA captured by the USG or worse parties, because they use it to clone him and make creatures that don't share his soul and harm his reputation.
>>39241875Lying at the bottom of a ravine right now. That's the problem. Haven't you been paying attention?
you did bad karma
Skin the Bigfoot and wear it like a suit to carry on his mission like in the film The Santa Clause starring Tim Allen and Judge Reinhold.
>>39242172>I was out in the woods and suddenly ran into Bigfoot.>I fired and he just looked at me with sadness, fell over and died.>He's down a ravine and must weigh a ton.Your LARP doesn't check out. If you ran into him, shot him and could see the sadness in his eyes, you were in close proximity. If you got there once you can get there again. And if he really "weighs a ton", you could not have pushed him down a ravine unless you shot him on the precipice. Unless this is a LARP, go back there and take pics.
>>39242311what if anon was also in the ravine?
>>39242318Then he can go down there again
>>39242172If you want to read about who you shot and why he didn't fight back, while you make up your mind, here you go:https://libgen.is/search.php?req=sasquatch+message&lg_topic=libgen&open=0&view=simple&res=25&phrase=1&column=defI'd assume they already know he's dead and who did it. What's odd about your story is that he didn't just detect and avoid you, but most of them do die to human hands rather than natural causes, so I guess it happens.
>>39241727Should've took a pic you twit. Go back and bring proof. Just bring the body and show the world what you found. Record it and post it here. The world deserves to know the truth!
>>39242283I swear humanity has become weak pigshit wimps. Humanity were literally hunting monsters back in the day and wimps are too afraid of bringing a bigfoot corpse home.
>>39242267Really does feel that way. Makes me wonder how many are even left.>>39242311Your 'deboonk' doesn't check out, as picked up right away by the next poster who can actually read.>>39242712>Should've took a picDidn't feel right like I said, but also you would immediately believe as not being fake and gay right? That's part of the problem with that. Look at how many sightings, photos, and even videos there are and how quickly they're declared fake and gay by skeptifags who say they can tell by the pixels. Undoubtedly there are some fakes, but I for one now know that at least some of them are real. Quite a weird position to be in to now know for sure myself.>>39242721Maybe, but humanity still has no problem burning heretics at the stake, which is what I suspect would happen to me if people knew my identity. All those faggots would grab their pitchforks and torches to go after me for the gayest of reasons, I know that for sure, and I couldn't rely on ITG faggots like you not to let them.
oh, it's a creative writing exercise, again
>>39243349It's already fucking dead, if you care about proof go and pull teeth from the skull on video. Costumes don't both look realistic and also bleed, smash its head in with a big rock if need be, it's dead, just show that it has gutmeat like a real thing. You can take the teeth home for study (no need for giant corpse transport!) And if you care about your identity, upload the footage anonymously to youtube then anonymously link it here, then take your bigfoot tooth, put it in an unsigned envelope, and mail it to CNN saying it's a bigfoot tooth. Keep a couple teeth for yourself in case they try to Smithsonian the corpse.>But I can always fall back to the cope of 'it's in the river where nothing can ever escape!'No, anonymously mail coords to interested parties. Can't track unmarked letters. Somebody has the ability to get it out, you have the means of anonymously providing them with the information necessary to get it out, solved /thread
Sitting around near the site is asking to run into a cleanup crew, whether Sasquatch, Human or Other.I'd think about ways to make it difficult to disappear you. Call a friend, dead man's switch, etc.
Make a plaster cast of its dick before it decomposes. Then you can make silicone Bigfoot dildo replicas and become a billionaire.
>>39243395Which would have been said if I posted a video of me actually shooting it and showing you the lab results. The fucking armchair 'deboonking' bullshit is a mental illness at this point. Why can't you just buy a pink dress and declare yourself a woman like a 'normal' internet faggot?>>39243428Because fags like above would still be like 'muh CGI', 'video is fake and gay', and 'lab results are lies'. You've seen grey alien autopsy videos right? So now you believe in aliens?I'm now thinking about all the people who have whistleblown on shit like Bob Lazar, never said a single thing wrong, only to be fucked with and 'discredited' by fuckwits who don't even know what they're talking about. Even his allies don't understand what he's talking about in terms of science.Maybe there's more to the Bigfoot thing and the authorities know its real, but are trying to hide it for some reason, like they think it will disprove evolution or something. Maybe they can't find them all and are trying to genocide them and I'd be helping those fucks. The more I think about the situation, the more I think there's something wrong here, and I want even less to get fed into their media meatgrinder.You've seen
>>39243460Excuse me sir, but this is an /x/ board. I'm sure there's a board for you somewhere though.
>>39241770Malding because destroyed >>39241775You can literally Google Bigfoot bounty and see there's an active $2m reward with contact details. Where you send pictures and videos and a bunch of stuff. Which you won't do of course because this is yet another shitty larp made by a retard
How low IQ are you guys that you believe OP? Do you guys literally have zero deduction skills? OP provided virtually zero evidence and you're all acting like he really saw bigfoot
>>39243507Glad to hear you're so sure Bigfoot doesn't exist. Bet you feel intellectually superior and safe in the "knowledge" that nobody could ever run into one. Care to give us your expertise on any other shit you don't and couldn't possibly know anything about? Would you like to tell us all about the Loch Ness Monster and how big creatures don't live in the water because you've never personally seen one? Literally the shit we're dealing with here.
>>39243555You sure are emotional
>>39241727Measure its dick for science.
>>39243555>Yes, and you expect us to engage with the thread despite the fact that it is obviously LARP?
>>39241727Take the head
>>39243589Not getting anywhere near that, the rest of it stinks enough as it is. Hard to describe but like a bastard combination of wet dog hair and skunk, and something else I can't put my finger on, and wont.
>>39243545Bigfoot is 100% real, there are sightings like every day, and a bunch of people have killed them. Things get weird though, they can fucking dematerialize and shit.
>>39243946This is something people will never understand.
>>39243349You're a pussy faggot amd refuse to show proof. Gtfo
>>39243474>Because fags like above would still be like 'muh CGI', 'video is fake and gayShut the fuck you wimping pussy. This is the most gullible board on the chans and I believe in the videos and pics I see. You smell like a pussy fraud. Show me pics or stfu. You killed another dude which is why you didn't take pics.
>>39241727Who the fuck shoots bigfoot? Everyone knows they're peaceful. You're a liar.
>Anon posts obvious greentext story prompt>autistic retards try debunk it anyway Didnt this place used to have alot of these? Did succgen coomers really lower the iq that much
>>39244402Honestly I didn't. I wasn't really that much into this kinda crypto shit, and just assumed it was going to fuck me up. Now I'm sorry I didn't read up on it more, because it didn't even seem mad, just sad and hurt - and not just physically.I was shaking and hair-trigger ready to dump the rest because I waiting for it to start trippin' out on me, so when it didn't I instantly felt like a real shit heel.
>>39244263If I were going to it would be to make fools of ITG faggots like you, but you're not even worth the time.
>>39243555>Compares his Bigfoot LARP to the Loch Ness monster, the most braindead cryptid of all timeAccurate
>>39241761This.OP is a phony. A big fat phony."I didn't take a picture because you wouldn't have believed it" FUCK OFF
Fuck you op. Even if people dont believe you anyone who had a camera wouldve taken a oic. You are a gay larping nigger and should neck yourself.
>>39241761based
>>39245081Kill yourself you time wasted fraud or i hope the bigfoots you allegedly killed do. Stupid fucker.BTW no one judges if it's fake or not. You have retards believing in sand nigger fairy tales.
>>39245197Loch Ness monster might simply be another interdimensional species like Sasquatch, but aquatic. It occasionally appears or manifests in a lake plausibly connected to the lithosphere. Like Sasquatch and other interdimensional phenomena it is resistant to photography.
>>39243474>Maybe there's more to the Bigfoot thing and the authorities know its real, but are trying to hide it for some reason, like they think it will disprove evolution or something. Maybe they can't find them all and are trying to genocide them and I'd be helping those fucks.Yes and yes. The justifications for genocide range from confusing them with Skin Walkers (Native American cannibal sorcery) to claiming they're nephilim descended from demons.https://gitgud.io/leo3/essays/-/blob/master/Xeno/Omnicide-timeline.mdThe real reason is that Bigfoot is capable of overthrowing TPTB if Humans consent, as happened when Hanuman's army overthrew the Rakshasa demon-king Ravana.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IXNyRSXQuw
>>39241727What kind of wood do you plan on smoking him with? Anon please tell me you plan on processing the bastard and don’t worry about posting pics until you’re done smoking him. We can wait.
>>39245197Literally not understanding how science works.
>>39241727please no
>>39241727Sorry bigfoot has been debooonked already /thread
>>39241727This is bullshit but I beleve you
>>39247326I shot Bigfoot in the face on Brazzers.
>>39247326Bigfoot gets killed constantly. A AI could write this
>>39247364But a ai would it be a writng ai or a ai that don't do writng?
>>39241727OP here. I went back down the ravine. I was still undecided what to do but considering getting some pics and samples and shit, even if just for myself never to be released publicly.The body is gone. There's no sign of animals having dragged it off or eaten it or anything. I'm an experienced hunter so I can tell that kind of shit. From the evidence I'm seeing I think he got up and walked away. Really confused now because that motherfucker was dead as a doornail, I'm certain of it.Wondering if some of his kin picked up the body, but no real sign of that either. Has anyone heard of anything like this happening before?
>>39248813Seeing how much of a Coward you are he should've been the one to kill you. Show pic of the ravine.
>>39241727>I- just shot the big foooot>but I did not shoot the refugee
>>39248813>no real sign of that eitherThey hide their dead and do not leave traces unless by choice. They are able to walk between dimensions and partially or fully manifest. They don't even require food unless physically manifest.
>>39249804This, they can also morph into conscious orbs of light and fly around. They’ve been seen alongside humans and dog men in abduction accounts. Truth is stranger than fiction.
>>39249873What are they? Missing link?
>>39241727>>39242311>>39248813
I fucked OPs mother.
>>39250502Closest relative, Elder Brother, same starseed parents. Giant Lemur, not Anthropopitecus.We used to have cool powers too :(
>>39241727You don't need a goddamn signal to TAKE pictures with your phone you larping faggot. Take that rifle and do us all a fucking favor. Vent your skull
>>39241727>>39248813you still around, OP? was gonna say that the body wont be there if you go back, and that you need to leave asap, never go back, and pay respects to any forest you enter in the future>hasnt posted in a dayeither a larp or he got got
>>39252407>pay respects to any forest you enterespecially in the Pacific northwest
