I literally give zero fucks about your family, the reason you went to the woods, where you parked your car, how many distance you traveled. Just get to the fucking spooks already you cunt.
Anon, I...
I can relate desu. tf is the point of using greentext if it's not concise and to the point. If you want to share full context just use paragraphs.
>out with friends>let's call then D, E, F, G, H, I and J, and F's gf>nobody must ever know their true names as saying micheal, tom, etc.would surely cause them to be immediately raided by the FBI
>>39249246>trying to keep track of the characters in the three screencap's worth of exposition at the start of the story when they're all just named single letters
>>39249113I give a fuck about their family, the reason they went to the woods, where they parked their car, how many distance they traveled.
>>39249113You want something spooky? You got it.>Was in college a few years ago>Small College, easy for things to be paid for.>Met a Guy in one of my classes who was super weird>He was silent, yet would occasionally snort and chuckle, bursting out laughing for no reason around me.>One day, he follows me home>He Rings my doorbell>I look through the peephole, and keep silent, thinking he'll go away since none of my lights are on nor my windows open>He sits at the front, looks directly into the peephole as if he can see me, >He's smiling as his stare into the tiny hole is unaverted>You can't see through the peephole on the other side, >I simply backed away from the door silently, hoping to rest.>I check after sitting on the couch out of sight >My apartment's pretty dark and quiet with how I was gone for most of the day for work anyway>I hear scratching on the door>more of him snorting and chuckling to himself >I could hear him muttering my name, amongst other names of the girls in the class>He paces the front of the house for a bit>continuing to mutter and chuckle, then scurrying off into the night.>He never returns, didn't see him in class.>Asked the professor about him>He doesn't recall a guy in the back nor see such a person on the roster...
>>39249298THEN WHO WAS DOOR
Let us not forget that it is of utmost importance we have all the minutiae of their preferred gun, ammunition load and each accessory strapped to it in such autistic detail that even /k/ would give them side-eye.
>>39249113>THEN A GHOST JUMPED OUTGot there. Satisfied?
>>39249298I give ZERO SHITS if the college is big or small.
>>39249113Details are important you stupid idiot. What grinds my gears is people who feel like they need to tell the whole world about every stupid dream they have.
>i live in [town]>[entire histrory of town]>[anon's entire day]>decided to go [place]>[entire history of the place]>[exact coordinates of the place]>i had [lists entire gear]>actual spooky encounter>end>none of the gear listed came into play during the encounter>none of the town history mattered as to what the creature could be
>>39249113the more details they add that have nothing to do with the encounter, the higher chance its just fanfiction. especially when you see people posting essays with perfect grammar, not using greentexts
>>39249298>Was in college a few years ago>Small College, easy for things to be paid for.irrelevant details. fake story. fanfiction
>>39249113Kill yourself immediately holy shit
>>39249298Ywnbaw
>>39249113This isn’t a Wendy’s but ok. >be me>go into the woods>see a real life Pepe the frog >he said in my own voice “feels good man”>he offered me a joint>im straightedge >refuse, nah im good man>pepe tells me this is where i die >weedlacedwithpcp.gif>I back off and start running >he keeps up with me for about 500 yards >keeps telling the same thing >you little nigger nigger nigger nigger!>finally I Pepe (with my voice) fall back >fuck this anon I need a smoke>I ran out of the woods >I out ran Pepe the fucking FrogI can still hear Pepe’s gurgling voice calling me a little nigger even today. So, OP. Would you like fries with that?
>>39249833>In bed>Thought I saw someone in the dark>It was nothing
>>39249810Some are important, some are not. There's a big difference between adding detail and rambling. If I told you about the time I saw a cassowary, I would mention that i was on a camping trip, and say the bird was about a hundred meters away to set the scene, but wouldn't waste your time with my whole itinerary, current life situation, or description of the Kuranda scenic railway.
>>39249113I'm guessing you're one of these zoomers who watch movies and shows at 400% speed, or just watch summary clips on Tik Tok? Must suck to have your brain damaged at such a young age you lose the ability to focus for even a moment.
>>39254705No, OP just has good taste. He gets it, as do some others here. Greentexts are one sentence per line - a convention that works best for concise summaries. The choppiness of the format is their charm.If paragraphs are a piano, greentexts are an otamatone. Don't play Chopin on a fucking otamatone.
>>39254705Yes>>39254950no
>frogposter lacks the attention span to read anything longer than a tweet
itt redditfags think greentext can be any text that is green
>encountered shapeshifter>it had glowing reddish orange eyes that left trails as it moved>it was a deer, slowly approaching me>draw my gun>it shifts into an american jaguar and boltsTrue story.
>>39249113>went to the woods>heard a strange sound and had something follow me>blood and copper smell>heard what sounded like a garbled voice saying something like "help me" and "I'm bout to cum">left woodsThere's your story bitch. Don't get too scared now.
>be me>see scary thing>survive somehow>post about it on 4chan
>>39255571See! This is exactly how all greentext stories should be! None of that lousy context getting in the way!
>>39249113kill yourself frog posting twitter immigrant
