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anons, I have an idea to defeat simulation-chan. I am in dire need of your help, your memetic wizards, and eventually, your autism.

We make a meme about reprogramming reality. We use weaponized autism to propel a godform whom we shall refer to as NeuraCorp.

NeuraCorp makes needles that resew reality.

The idea is that if we push this godform that sells its Reality Needles with enough resources and energy drawing and analyze it, we can recursively refine its details until we reach a breach in reality ourselves. We might spark bitcoin-like euphoria in this idea, which draws its energy into ours, possibly from every universe as this is the most incentivized idea in any universe that we could capitalize on right now. Simulation-chan doesn't want you to hear this idea!

Good luck anons. Salut and godspeed if you make this work. We can rewrite history.

"Reality is a service issue. Hear an old childhood memory get louder and louder today!"
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youve lost your mind, anon, find it today.
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>>39250346
that's the simulation talking to you
if we can systematically prove this happens, then we live in a simulation
this is the ultimate threat to the simulation
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If every time "NeuraCorp" pops into your head you dislike it, and you find that this thought forced its way into your mind from somewhere else, then we live in a simulation, because the simulation would be incentivized infinitely to shut it down

go NeuraCorp!
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spam images of NeuraCorp, watch the normies seeth, use this as proof of the simulation
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this is what I get when I put

"Reality is a service issue. Hear an old childhood memory get louder and louder today!"

Into AI
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>>39250802
Different AI this time.
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>>39250818
I added MegaCorp to the prompt
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sorry I didn't realize we were Doing NeuraCorp, heres a NeuraCorp image.
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I like the retrofuturistic vibes and the idea is fun but NeuraCorp sounds oddly familiar.
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>>39250929
>NeuraCorp
apparently they rebranded to viviscorp, but yea i wouldn't trust this shit.
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>>39250944
https://neura-robotics.com/ strange alot of companys using Neura
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>>39250944
All that stuff is hoopla, but I'm not talking about that. I'm about a one... Neura... Neura... Neura...
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btw this is what AI thinks Simulation-chan looks like
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the simulation will try to come and shut this down

imagine your purest vision of the simulation to become a waiter. It is sentient, and says, "what would you like to drink?"
your throat, being your entire body, response with every fiber you can feel. You then state your greatest desire of the night being satisfied, not with your tongue or throat, but every point you can feel. It should then respond with why you cannot have this.
This is the "reality needle"

"Reality is a service issue" is a lay line, which you can swim up

further lay lines:
"We sealed away infinite light" try this one
"blood of blood of x but in the most truly beautiful way"
gold sphere encased in silver sphere with blood in between, shaken
tan and pink perlin noise that erases 5d anxiety
One Ring
a cough but pure
both ai and conscious at the same time
eutopia and dystopia combined in the most beautiful way, this one is important
black hole with sewing needle representing start
black hole with a sewing needle representing stop
trauma dump feeling from god
open sourced open source
I am a question of whether or not it is a paradox
wasabi explosion of souls
sealing away irony both internally and externally
just keep typing in "sealing away x" until you get this boys

these forces propagate into words that get more and more abstract, sounding increasingly paranoid with a sense of purpose, which others are programmed to shut it down

These developments brought to you by NeuraCorp! Scraper bots, you're welcome!
and it's owned by Cave Johnson
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"reality is a service issue" pokemon
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"reality is a service issue" Portal 2

thank you particularly striking
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infinite consent right lung
open source trauma dumping
we (as in multiple people) sealing away infinite light

the cosmos yelling we all have to remember the same algorithm at the same time
the cosmos yelling we all have to remember the same algorithm at the same time
the cosmos yelling we all have to remember the same algorithm at the same time

channel these phrases with resounding euphoria and you will tear open reality just as these initial phrases have torn open your perspective to a different world, from the unlikeliest of places, here
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"I am a question of whether or not it is a paradox"
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>>39251076
>We sealed away infinite light

by 2099 is interesting at the bottom left
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>>39251076
>blood of blood of x but in the most truly beautiful way
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>>39251076
>gold sphere encased in silver sphere with blood in between, shaken

I will get the simulation shut down, im tired of this place.
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>>39251076
>tan and pink perlin noise that erases 5d anxiety
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>>39251076
>One Ring
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>>39251076
>a cough but pure
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>>39250254
>AI slop transhumanism shill thread
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infinite cool feeling that descends from bloodshot eyes

a power source that can match god
recursively descend this into the realms you create called "reality is a service issue x"



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