When do we destroy this evil planet?
>>39254513This planet is responsible for we being here, anon. The magnetic cord of the solar system is pulled by it.
>>39254513We can't because Elon (Smelly) Musk is too busy with his trousers down like the rest of the kids at special school.
>>39254529I will refer back to the OP then.
>>39254513Saturn is based you pussy. Hard lessons.
I have been subject to a great deal of pain from Saturn these past 6-7 months, so I do not know if he is just or even powerful, but I do know there is some lessons of possible value he has to teach, as >>39254876 says.I used to be a savage critic of Saturn, but I must trust in the wisdom of Zeus, the Immortals, and whatever Godhead force is behind them all, that Cronos must live and exert his will over mankind, even still.
>>39254513Destroying the physical planet would do nothing. Saturn's influence is always active because it is one of the seven foundations of reality. The planets are best thought of as giant statues constructed by nature. They are representations but not the thing in themselves. Saturn is also a messenger of God and not the actual origin point of misfortune and evil.
>>39254513Saturn is only thought of as evil because nerds have a natural affinity for its small size and complex orbit. And nerds are weak men, prone to making evil societies. It was also the least visible planet that is still visible, so it's late arrival to being incorporated into a societies myth makes it particularly subversive. even if you nuke it, it wouldn't subtract those elements from us(but FUCK this nigga, nuke it anyways)
Zeus apparently anally bled saturn, where it was screaming for mercy. He got bummed so hard but as a merciful son of Jupiter I will let him live.
>>39254513>believing a planet is evillol faggot. God created celestial bodies and they're quite remarkable. fallen angels projected themselves onto them, named them, so retarded pagans accidentally worship them. shut the fuck up respectfully. i love you. repent. amen.
>>39257621We are talking about Saturn not Pluto you bot. Dam p-zombies.
>>39254513The council of Saturn is based and keeps shit here in order.Saturnians are cool gemstone encrusted humanoids they look awesome.
>>39257633Based, he can walk it off. Ham did nothing wrong.
We’re on it.
>>39257633Saturn and Jupiter are friends according to William Lilly. Materially, Saturn stops Jupiter from barreling towards the center of the Solar System and destroying everything like a good friend who stops you from doing something stupid. You can use Jupiter talismans to calm down Saturn's evil influence in your life because Jupiter can convince Saturn to stop.
>>39257729>Uhh, hey christanon? how come ancient romans said the jews really worshiped saturn, and not their fake yahweh god?>I wouldnt worry about it, gen-I mean, pagan :^) none of that is real anyways
>>39254513a better question is how lmfao
>>39258225Tf you're talking about. Mythologically they're sworn enemies.
>>39254513Without Saturn there would be no sense of being or existence, nor there would be time or any physicality
>>39259843>but guise we need satan because
I have insider info that states there are no toilets or plumbing on saturn...so if we want to destroy the planet, all we need is some poop.
>>39257621>was also the least visible planetIt used to stand still over the North Pole and blaze.
>>39257633>anal bleedNo, it was a wound in the groin that did not heal, from the Grail legend. Don't you know tour Tales of Chivalry? The Dolorous Blow was inflicted by Sir Balen.
>>39261726Indian mission to saturn when?
>>39254513Saturn has no power by itself, it only has whatever power that Yahweh allows it to.If evil things are going on in your life, maybe there is something that you need to forgive from within yourself.
>>39262422>it's Yahweh or the Hahweh
So has anyone actually found anything truly interesting and objective about Saturn? Mythology is only fun when it's backed by something cool, otherwise it's just Harry Potter.>the hexagonal polar storm seems interesting. the rotation period of the storm is the same as the period of the radio emissions.>it was the black planet in classic times because it was the faintest of the classical planets by apparent magnitude>the returns seem somewhat aligned with the human progression of birth-adulthood-middle age-old age>ring seems uniqueOther than that it's just not really interesting? I definitely wouldn't be a Saturn main.
>>39262422>>39262606Is Jove YHWH in this case? Jove allowed for his release from tartarus after all?
>>39257621>nuke it anywaysSaturn cannot be nuked. A missile carrying part of Earth's electric charge at our voltage won't be able to get near Saturn without spontanously discharging and exloding uselesslu, while still far away. Would be a very very small shooting star.
>>39262909I'm pretty certain Jove and Jehova are one, as are Saturn and Satan. Variations of the same crop up all around the world, often as kings or emperors. The Chinese have Emperor Yao (Jove, Iowe) and before him the Yellow Emperor who seems to be Saturn. The English have King Arthur, same name. "Yahowa"
Saturn is only evil to evil people.
>>39262422Delusional. It is actually the opposite. The only power Joehovah have come from his followers. Without them, he is a footnote in history. Saturn, though, lives forever and whenever, and dont require worship in order to survive. He is time itself.
>>39263065What is time? Is it the sequence of events? Because time is subjective and based on time dilation. What is time? Time is a construct of the human mind.
>>39263054Sure thing, baby eating tyrant
>>39263039>>39262422Yahweh, Satan. Are just names for fucking Saturn you delusional pig Christcuck.
>>39254513after we finish destroying the one we're on?
>>39254513Without this god there is only chaos
>>39254513Also blow up the moon.
>>39266080Without the moon the planet would be super windy making verbal communication impossible except underground or in fortified structures. Oceans impossible to travel. The moon connects things.
>>39266098The moon is a wholly fake alien base.
>>39254513Why would you open the box of pandora and free what's inside? We only need one sun.
>>39257751Saturnian hands wrote this
>>39266158these fucking freaks are everywhere they probably wrote your post for you
they're just trying to not make you drink the stupid juice
>>39259209saturn the "god" (demon) of which the planet is named after lol stupid faggot GOD BLESS Amen, repent.
>>39254513Never; its agels are always watching
>>39254513>When do we destroy this evil planet?keep this anon away from any form of power at all costs
>>39258225I've never heard this before.AFAIK every planet hates Saturn, and it will always have a baleful influence on any planet in aspect with it. If Jupiter and Saturn are bros then that's news to me, and I'm gonna need a non-newage source on it.Now that's not to say that Saturn is evil. All the planets are parts of a system, even the ones we don't like; the magician just needs to learn to work around its influences, that's all.
>>39258225>Jupiter talismans to calm down Saturn's evil influence in your lifeI would very much like to know this>>39259642>>39268205In Hesiod's "Works and Days" he records that "Kronos rules over them [Heroes of the Blessed Isles]; for the father of men and gods released him from his bonds." Plato too, in his Gorgias, talks about Elysium/the Blessed Isles being managed by Cronos/Saturn after being released by Zeus.
You don't 'destroy' saturn per se, you defeat it's influence by overcoming satanism and solving karmic debt
>>39266234why would I ask a baby-eating tyrant to bless me? there is only one God, and he rules Valhalla
>>39254513I'm live from the workstation, What would you like to know? Lets do a speed parse of this thread : >>39254529Yeah, the north and south pole of a planet as an 'astrophysical maser'. It's craddle'd in an higgs boson like gravitational well mediated by the planetary system that is powered by the sun. EM field targeting can allow for exotic 'edits'. Laser cooled anti-hydrogen. that ice-berg shit everyone cares about.. ion traps and photon entanglement satellites.>>39254564The race to Mars.. Due to 15min wait.. So far, findings : Retrograde Planetary Orbit>>39254876https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjbee3Bx_xsCorrect. Precise. Think Lucifer's Sigil.. subtle knife.
>>39254940beating the fuck out of you me so you (like the 'others') are more forced to consciously exit this epoch in prep for the new one that approaches hurriedly.>>39254944Precision is the art of saturn not hasty whacko shit.>>39257621Field physics.>>39258225based and jupiter inclusion pilled.>>39262896Saturn has to do w/ platonics and the creation of forms.. It plays that role deeply in field terminations on earth that allow for an array of 'forms'.
>>39262909This has more to do with the tetragrammaton than the word play. Topological Manipulation. The chinese version is the same thing.. World Egg (yellow emporer) has to do w/ the role of that structure. It is folded in by Fenghuang. Sad the Jews kept people on word play. This has to do w/ Causal realities at yes astrophysical scales.>>39263039Tao.. Yin/Yang.. structural unions at different causal scales.>>39263094Time is constructed and woven into space be time crystal manipulation in mediums of DM/DE and exotic plasma. Yes, this is real physics and has been more recently disclosed.>>39266158No such thing. Just those that posses understanding. To posses the depth in which you'd be spooked enough to call someone a Saturnian, is to posses a similar depth of many other adjacents to a point that you'd never even know what to say in their presence to provoke something that you'd grasp that actually would spook you.>>39266266In 4 fold 6 indeed. Reminds me to look deeper into why Elon is racing to Mars.So far : > Retrograd> Cold Temp (Ion trap)> magnetic escape patternshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkwUrFH_fd8I'll keep digging. Today feels like a free-for-all
>>39268358Karma is a bullshit trap designed to con you into reincarnating. Primitive carrot and stick tricks.
>>39254513https://youtu.be/7YNV_4ibcvw
>>39269805>Karma is a bullshit trapWell, I hope no one tells you that when you die and get judged, it's YOU judging yourself, and your soul will decide on it's own, after shedding the stupid human ego, what you need to redo or not, or else you'll be mad.
Saturn is based, OP is a cuck.
>>39270704satan worshipers are losers just a friendly heads up
Is there a planet denser than Saturn? 1AUearth10AUsaturn100AU
>>39254513>When do we destroy this evil planet?Isn't there a limit on starlink trashi in the sky? Amateur telescopes are devalued
>>39270811When that crap starts to fall, if something happens that makes them fall en masse, it's going to be the one of the stupidest catastrophes readily imaginable.
>>39254513Some have tried..
>>39254513Once the two billion people who worship it realize their religion is stupid and stop worshipping it
>>39254513When I finally COOM the Death Star laser from my cock.
why is saturn evil- why is it significant at all ??
>>39272121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwmvM-sUep4
>>39272121Because the sky and moon are a reflection of the earth because of some dumb gay observer consciousness paradox so every star and planet has to align with something
