How are animals able to know when someone around them is tripping?
>>39256016>screaming hysterically at a raccoonWtf is wrong with these people? Just roll some paper and beat the creature.
>>39256016Non-human animals aren't as dumb as you humans like to pretend we are.
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>>39256176For one, they don't pay taxes.
>>39256044He's too high off his rocker to stand up to a superior creature.
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>>39256679>each year, 15 million raccoons are hit and killed by vehicles in the US>can be legally killed by anyone just for eating something on their property>many states allow them to be captured and imprisoned for entertainmentAt least their elected officials don't take some of their money and use it to maintain civilization for them, amirite?
oh no!!
>>39256016superior senses, psychic integration
>>39256016>getting freaked out by nature>not overwhelmed with joy hylics really be like that?
>>39257418Raccoons are America’s Palestine
>>39256016They always look serious when food is involved
>>39256016desu I don't know why but its awesome
Someone should domesticate them and breed the destructiveness out of them If they didn’t chew through drywall and rip open couches they would be better pets than cats
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>>39258561A raccoon stole my heart
>>39258593Domesticate squirrels, raccoons, and foxes
>>39259433imagine simply living in harmony with the world around us instead
>>39259444Magic trips of manifestation
>>39259751it's all I want.
>>39259444that involves lowering ourselves to the same playing field and for most people that means certain death, but it is probably the way to go
>>39259785my only regret is that many of those who will die will not be ready, and that I cannot prepare them...but yes, there will need to be far fewer humans and they will need to learn to survive more efficiently.>inb4 (You) think you're special most survivors will have never heard of this website.
>>39256044Either you slay the dragon or you get dragon rabies and have to go the witch's clinic
>>39259433Foxes are domesticating themselves these days. We're part of the ecosystem, whether we'd like to be or not, and the wildlife knows this.
>>39258593They're not social enough. You see them in throngs around someone feeding them and think so, but they actually barely tolerate each other. To domesticate an animal, they have to be hierarchically social, so we can insert ourselves at the top. Otherwise, you just get animals that aren't afraid of humans.
>>39256044Throw a cup of water at it. It'll take off faster than shit.
>>39256016Gaia's brain matter interacts telepathically. It is clocked in at the same frequency. Lord of The Rings and "Hobbit's Leaf" ain't got nothing on telepathic mushrooms.
>>39260327This is the dumbest shit I’ve read online todayLiterally nothing you said is true. Fucking retard
>>39259433This will happen in my lifetime
>>39257418>maintain civilizationIf you mean state sanctioned kindergarten drag shows then yeah
>>39260702Very true wise anon
>>39256016No idea but my dog is honestly so fucking nerve wracking sometimes when I'm high. Pacing back and forth, tapping his claws on the wood floor, morning, staring me down. Like damn nigga, let me access higher planes in peace. It's not about you!!
>>39264509Maybe your dog is noticing you acting like an idiot because you're high. Your dog is worried about your wellbeing.
>>39256016Your friend is being fucked with by a cute furry mammal. Be cool.
>>39256016SHOUTOUT TO MY MOTHERFUCKIN CATWATCHING OUT FOR ME WHILE IM TRIPPIN ON SHROOMS
>>39256176>you humansWhuh?????
>>39264846>Sitting on the couch watching TV >Acting like an idiotNah. He's a little drama queen that thinks everything needs to be about him because he doesn't understand he's effectively MY attention slave.
