Is Satan there too when I'm getting judged by God?
>>39262544Satan is an inferior not capable of exercising the concepts of All Knowledge, All presence and All Power as the Lord is, he is not capable of allocating time and consideration into every human mind and it's relationship with God
>>39262544Same guy
>>39262544He's your accusor. In a way, yes. He keeps track of all the naughty shit you do so he can run to God and bitch about it. He isn't allowed to do anything to you without God's permission (hold that against the man upstairs if you like, he doesn't give a fuck) and is usually refused. But if something horrible has happened in your life, it's possible that God signed off on it. Just to see what you would do, or prove a point.
What difference would it make lmao
>>39262544they say that every time you put a cigarette in your mouth and inhale, you're sucking Satan's dick.
Luce Fel_oh wait
>>39262614This
>>39262544Yes.God: On 3 November 2024, you masturbated to /passgen/You: Satan made me do it!Satan: Bullshit, that one wasn't me
>>39262544They're the same person, so yes. Don't worry, I'll be there too.
