is it gnomes?just now i was making tea and i dropped the tea bag on the ground. it fell behind me but when i turned to look it was not there. i then turn back around to check the kettle and when i turn around again the tea bag is right there on the ground where i just looked. impossible to miss. it is a white floor with nothing obstructing. a few weeks ago i lost my wallet and then it reappeared on my birthday right next to my bedside table when i awoke. impossible that i would miss that. how to explain this phenomenon? either my daimon playing tricks or house gnomes are all i can think of. there is no other explanation it must be paranormal. also sometimes i hear strange noises beneath my floor but the weird thing is it is a house and there is nothing or no one below but the noises come from under my feet.
the noises are like drilling or banging sounds. it is very rare though. once every month maybe.
what do gnomes like? i want to make it an offering.
>>39590801you manifest your reality.doubt gets in the way.you doubted, the object didn't manifest.you exhausted all options, making doubt impossible, you looked again and the object manifested
i looked it up and someone said gnomes like grapes. i put some grapes in a bowl with a note that says 'gift'. i will report back tomorrow if it is gone. i am almost certain it is gnomes. i don't think they are malicious because they returned my wallet on my birthday. why would they do that if they were malicious. does anyone know if gnomes like cannabis? i am thinking i will offer that next time if they like the grapes. i read in another thread that gnomes like tobacco but i only have weed.
>>39591044i was not high when any of this happened btw. i have not smoked for months so it is not the weed causing short term memory loss.
>>39591018how to explain the noises then? my wallet was also missing for weeks. i was certain it was gone forever. gnomes makes more sense than reality glitching to play tricks on me.
>>39591109maybe you are manifesting the gnomes as well
>>39591109I’ve experienced this before with demons mostly, but also with gnomes.Tbh if it’s happening it’s probably demons, I can feel it that it’s demonic. Good luck and strength to you.If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,Or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:If you can dream—and not make dreams your master; If you can think—and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ’em up with worn-out tools:If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss;If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, Or walk with Kings—nor lose the common touch,If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much;If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, And—which is more—you’ll be a Man, my son!
>>39591431not demons. i don't feel threatened or any bad energy. just harmless pranks. also would a demon return something on my birthday? i found it quite amusing and i was grateful to have my wallet returned. it felt like a gesture of goodwill. anyway you should not live in fear. why be afraid? demons can only hurt you if you live in fear.
I also suspected I was gnomed one time. A tiny little figurine that I hadn’t seen since childhood appeared to materialize out of thin air and fall to the ground right in front of me. I still have it. Was I gnomed??
>>39590801Minor spirits, mostly harmless but sometimes mischevious or helpful.
>>39592132how can i make this one my friend?
>>39590801>>39590983THIS IS NOW A GNOME THREAD
>>39590801Parallel universes are more discrete yet intermixed than most people admit. People talk about Mandela Effect a lot. Consider it may be the carrying over of an object from one parallel universe to another. The condition on this being that the history around this object which is fact in its own timeline are fictions here. Hence the noticeable delta on what's eerily different. The gateway docs go into electrons clicking in and out above and below the Planck scale. If it holds true in quantum states, there's a chance it always holds true. The likelihood of this occurring at larger scales requires a larger cohesive "click" is indeed rare, but never zero.When your missing object is gone, it truly is gone. But the real curious event is the idea was it the same object returning, or an entirely separate clicked out object from a now 3rd parallel universe.This can happen with whole regions of space and time as well mind you. It's why law of attaction/assumption and manifestation actually works.I'm not trying to scale you or anyone here. You just asked for a reasonable explanation and now you have one.
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>>39590801>is it gnomes?Yes.
it is gnomes
>>39599822interesting
make sure the garden is fed and watered so that the gnomes may gather herbal tithes andkeeping tools LOCKED in the shed after a day's toil hoses, rope and string to be neatly coiledwheelbarrows seem to be lucky plastic should not be used anywhere
>>39590983Give me back my foreskin, you son of a bitch
