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01/08/25(Wed)14:21:17 No.39592941
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Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)14:21:17 No.39592941 Archived
I know /x/ is usually very serious but I had a funny thought that might be true. What if aliens avoid making contact with us because they think we have a little crush on them?

We got all those alien movies and tv shows, we wear shirts of them, there are niggas who dedicate their whole lives to looking for them. Some of these motherfuckers want to be abducted. They constantly make jokes about being le probed which to aliens must look like "Haha wouldn't it be so funny if ayys kidnapped me and shoved their tools up my butt against my will. Haha as a joke."
Plus some people call them ayy lmaos, which is basically like if we found a species that called us humiepoos.

It's just that they're kind of a huge art of our culture and everyone's a big fan which probably looks weird to them.
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Anonymous
01/08/25(Wed)14:23:34 No.39592954
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)14:23:34 No.39592954
cute
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Anonymous
01/08/25(Wed)14:34:38 No.39593006
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)14:34:38 No.39593006
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>>39592941
>What if aliens avoid making contact with us because they think we have a little crush on them?
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Anonymous
01/08/25(Wed)15:21:21 No.39593284
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)15:21:21 No.39593284
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>>39592941
It's so much worse than you think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OADbmrQKZH0
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Anonymous
01/08/25(Wed)15:48:37 No.39593482
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)15:48:37 No.39593482
>>39592941
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Anonymous
01/08/25(Wed)22:51:53 No.39595881
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)22:51:53 No.39595881
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>>39592941
Maybe they're avoiding us because we sent them nudes and a map to our house.
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Anonymous
01/08/25(Wed)23:02:47 No.39595941
Anonymous 01/08/25(Wed)23:02:47 No.39595941
>>39595881
lmfao
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