Can we get an /x/ humor thread?
>>39598322I think Oreos have a symbol on them that is meant to be placed to those to be sacrificed too.
Supposedly existential dread involving knowing your reality is the best flavor.
>>39598518*knowing your reality is fakeThis is why 4th wall breaks are popular now, tiggas need that mouthgasm.
>>39598268LMAO you pathetic schizos never fail to make me laugh with your "x humor" threads. Face it, most hylics will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad tulpamancers will ever be. You are on the wrong side of philosophy, get over it losers!
>>39598318Here's an awesome gnostic joke:what does a gnostic say when a brother in faith angers them? "you Mother-Father!"
>>39598825another one: Why couldn't the monad face yaldabaoth? because he needed mo' nads!
>>39598817>paying taxesGood goy.
>>39599091why do they call it weird alien s3x if they themselves are the aliens?
>>39598428>put thumb over arrow>they move around anywayscam!
>>39599414>just stare at corners they don't move any moreoh no..
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/x/ humor thread is my favorite thread on 4chan, if I am to be honest, family
>>39601516I mean, which kind of made up boogie man demons though?
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>>39602196I would much rather take the marijuana, McDonald's, and anime girls over all the hate we have in the world today.
Why are /x/ humor threads consistently the least funny "board humor" threads? Is it because half of the jokes are "lol isn't this ironic rage comic devolving into schizobabble funny???" and the other half are inscrutable jokes that can only be appreciated by its creator?
>>39602473You could post something contributing to the thread, showing what you thought was funny and maybe like minded people would post things parallel to it, but you didn't because you're a worthless tard critic cancer of course always found in every humor thread on the website thinking they're entitled to their shit taste minds being read and appeased. Kindly fuck off with your worthless opinion.
>>39602572Sorry I touched a nerve, please post more from your 9gag meme folder.
>>39602582>>39602473
>>39602603
I personally think these are the best humor threads on the website always interesting.
>>39599091Jokes on them: I was never asleep.
>>39599318Nothing would please me more than my memes crossing the desk of high ranking government officials.
>>39602473/pol/ humor threads are universally terrible and utterly devoid of any idea of actual comedy. /x/ at least gets a sad chuckle.
>>39603247x has the best humor threads easily, pol a close second for the same reason absurdity lends to comedy.
>>39603266True, not much more absurd than people that devoted to the abstraction of politics.
>>39600838fuk u demiurge
>>39602572SOUL OF CINDER
>>39602635rebbe that you? bringing people into the light because basically no way outside of the internet is permitted is the best thing ever. getting the (you)s people thanking you fills my heart with joy.
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>>39598322Meds
>>39602641Speaking personally a man who rejoices in turtles all the way down is one who has indeed made a very thorough examination of life, and thus indeed it is one quite worth living.
>>39602196Based. Should have been alcohol though instead of marijuana, because alcohol would fit with the theme of things that are goyslop for the soul by the very nature of them and how the fit into society. Marijuana is a blessed thing that only functions as a kike psyop when used at its worst and at its basest by people who are already kike-cucked.>>39602225Mcdonalds and anime girls are products of the worlds hatred for itself, marijuana is not.
>>39607847>hmm. I think I will cultivate burn and inhale this weed that decays my lungs and brains that I am surely not addicted to for the 498th consecutive time out of self love today.
>>39608333Witnessed. Yes, using it in this way is the worst and basest way to use it. Eating it in moderation is the proper way to use it.
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>>39601219actually had a hearty kek to this one, bless you anon>>39601362this is another reason on my never ending list of why I hate anime. thank you.>>39601489i need to do some shrooms sometime soon its been a while
>>39608574Softest and kindest Gray Knight recruiter.
>>39602473Would you prefer /gif/ ylyl flart spam?
>>39608736Same low quality, makes no difference.
>>39608840Why are you still here? You're not contributing and according to your own post you hate the humor, do you just like being autistically angry or something?
>>39608333kek
>>39608869>more ironic rage comic slop
>>39607847I love alcohol, cannabis, anime girls AND McDonald's. We all subconsciously worship Mammon, Dionysus and Ishtar as they work their magic for Saturn here, bucko.
>>39598331Holy fuck I can relate to this pepe.
>>39606977woah is this real?
>>39610384it's real
>>39609569>le 'minal space
>>39611386So many people are eager to have this entity/thought form take over their lives its sickening. Its entirely consumed one of my best childhood friends to the point I can no longer be around him at all. Beware of grown men who are obsessed with Miku.
>>39611416Miku is definitely going to be the prominent face of the apocalyptic AI singularity. Which is pretty hilariously ironic.
>>39609114Tits should be bigger
>>39606977Thanks, Lori!
>>39611447It is funny but also sad that this is what people ignorant interpret as the fulfillment of their desires. People missunderstand their own emotions and yearnings so severely so often that this is how they react in order to attempt to fulfill them.While on one hand you have no choice but to laugh at how childish and ignorant it is, on the other you have no choice but to feel sorry for how much pain people go through because of misunderstanding themselves this deeply.
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>>39602473humor threads are, as a rule, the least funny thread on a board at any given time.
>>39613258nah, they just always have at least one town whiny bitch/troll in them as a rule though
>>39598370>file res
>>39614066wow
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>>39606865I'm dyin at this one
>>39614155https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1736648824863693.mp4
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>>39614296based
>>39613328cracking out with my starship friends
>>39600838love u demiurgeI actually get ya
>>39615007He is such a good guy
>>39616425>>39615007His lil suffocating stranglehold is so cuuuute ^.^
>>39617151U w U
>>39602120Who makes this weird stuff Lmao
>>39617241one who has become the abyss in revelation of always being the abyss man, woman, child, husband, father, wife, maid one who pivots the shadow of the fulcrum of life for a different view
>>39617252Based and schizo pilled kek
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>>39611386I like anime but I cannot understand the absolute consoomer mindset that consumes many fans.
What made him do it?
>>39603266haha looks like they was playing hoop and then magician broke that demon's ankles
>>39617252Absolutely based>Alchemical Bros Rise Up>>39617272blessed post>>39617274do you mean you unironically dont understand it? or you mean you can not relate to it because its abhorrent but you understand whats driving it perfectly well?
>>39618128What you know about understanding, prearistotelian boy?
>>39602473it goes over your head cause your a newfeggintgton
>>39608570Ah yes the moderation cope:
>>39618304as if I need to protect my ego from this kinda bullshitive overdosed on mdma, worked more jobs than you'll have girls in your life, done ebough cannabis to fill a small room with, got my hands on a variety of other things, met demons and angels alike, worst of all, men, human beings, met strangeness and nihil alike, joys and redemptions of all kind, walked the abyss, got out, and back in, made friends and enemies, acquired knowledge and lost it, lived, diedmeanwhile you sob online, have had 3 sexual partners in your life at most, will never know bliss, will never know the need, the fall, the guilt, the permanent quality of impermanence. addicts and hoboes have more dignity than you do. you are a little child told not to eat cookies before bed and this is why you loathe all those who make of their feasts of their lives. go and get drunk on the vapors of your own self righetousness. whether you like or not you're like me, a drunkard, only you drink the insipid essence of your own glorified vision of the self while I prefer rhum and ale. you're missing out.
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>>39618491>muh dick
>>39618491Your not me, so stop pretending to be. Although there is a lot of truth in what you have said, you said it while shaking your fist like a child and acting like a drunken sperg and that has strongly overshaddowed the genuinely validity of whats presented in your argument. good job anon. this is why normies see spergs as insufferable, because all too often its true.>>39618304Moderation is not a cope, lest what a man calls moderation is indeed not accurately moderate, as is the case for many people who claim they use things moderately. In that sense your right that many people use it as a cope, because they lie about and distort the proper definition of moderation.
>>39598268Whats with the Steam logo
>>39618554im just done sobering up and I couldnt give two fucks if you feel either of us should be wrong or right. live and let live. make of your innocence experience.
why does the week have 7 days, with 7 colors of the rainbow,oh thats due to the 7 notes in music. 7 sins. what is so special about 7?
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>>39618561Ive done a lot of what you described myself anon. Shot thousands and thousands of dollars of drugs in these arms. Live and let live indeed.T. Last of the heroin men (pre-street fentanyl junkie)
last november i thought angels were talking to me so I went to see a pastor at the nearest biggest church to ask them in private what they thought. I almost made him cry 3 times out of frustration, but I left wondering who he was frustrated most with, me, God or himself... It was first time I talked to anyone in years lol
>>39600838fuk u
>>39604829If you think about it paintings and books also fit in those 2 categories, it's not just le evil cumpooter.
>>39619065Do NOT, repeat, DO NOT think ANY more about it. Keep reading and perceiving everything exactly the same as before.
>>39617787He's an agent of chaos.
>>39602120non schizos gotta stop pretending to be schizo its really odd
>>39618304>>396184912 very cool guys having an 100iq off in the funny picture thread
>>39602473Boooo get a real job!!!
>>39617787You ever been to the ocean?Shit sucks.Water is heavy, dark, obfuscating and only gets worse the deeper you go. The whole thing is a solution of shit, rot and garbage. 360 degrees of asshole fish trying to kill and eat you. Oh, and all the unseen horrors beyond comprehension.Fuck the ocean.
>>39618605>7 notes in musicNope, there's 12 notes, music theory was made to skip the other 5, supposedly to maximize how well it sounds, but if a different music theory was created that used 8 notes, and only skipped 4, that's what you'd expect, and find the 7 notes one we use sounds weird.A lot of songs use sharp notes outside of the scale, like the Mario theme, it doesn't skip the five notes, and sounds great, but any tune could have been played, and you'd have listened to it thousands of times and normalized whatever it did.David Wise took advantage of this for his Aquatic Ambiance, Bramble Blast and Forest Interlude themes, among others, he repeats a theme so much that you get to expect it, and then, he breaks the rules of music theory but it sounds good because that's what you expect from the looping theme, and it just ends sounding unique.
>>39598428There are people over the age of 20 who still believe in free will.Read that again.
>>39618491Dear God, this is my sign to correct my course before I turn into a overly self-righteous ex-junkie (aren't they all?) like this guy
>>39620842The ocean is beautiful fuck out of here Warm pool of LIFE
>>39598322wow, the first funny thing I've seen on /x/ since... forever
>>39624937t. hasn't been to the ocean
>>39618491pure artform
>>39610673lost to this ickiest icke
>>39619065Addict
>>39602641At first when I looked I thought it was a giant worm
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>>39618516the joke is that only religionfags need everything to be previously written in an ancient jewish book to believe it
>>39619065radio and tv fits better because you can see and hear people live throught it
>>39624538"Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac" moment
>>39624538Its 50/50, some people make their life about being an ex-junkie while others move on, think AA-preacher vs Steve-o. Id argue unless you move on and accept your past you're still stuck in it. Ill still talk about it and stuff to people who will listen, but its just along the lines of something stupid i did with some dumb but funny stories also. Not a badge of honor. And not to flex but ive done more than that anon has. Was a 2oz a week stoner for 5 solid years who also grew his own mushrooms and made DMT.
>>39599274Nigga we are the aliens
>>39602473Chuckles have been had while looking at all the memes. Not our fault you don't get the references and subtle jabs of absurdity. Maybe /vp/ is more your style
>>39603237Same reason I keep a photo of my cock on my phone
>>39629516>subtle jabs of absurdity
>>39629658Have to go to s4s if you want the deep jabs of it
>>39611912i hate these "schizopost" rage comics that are just1. Someone says something2. Troll face says something weird3. Troll face says something weirder that kinda ties into the subject4. Verse from revelationsLike the whole point in this image is "oh how can you support germany (the country that tried to make multiple peace treaties btw) because uhh... people died in ww2. It glows very hard
>>39598825>>39598885awful
the nobody said one of you will kiss my wee wee tonight while i sleep im telling you now that it is homo or at the very least rape do not kiss my wee wee even if the nobody tells you to do it
>>39628651lol
>>39630591Imma find you in the astral
>>39599274You outed yourself as an autist with no theory of mind. How many chemicals did your mom and dad pump into you when you were born?
>>39602196I find the campaign against anime very amusing because neither the people carrying out nor the people falling for it understand what's going on.
>>39598331Can confirm, this works
>>39630536the fuck's so awful they were originals
>>39630507Based graynon
>>39618491Tl;dr
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>>39618491This >>39608333 is literally you you coping faggot
>>39611416Redpill me on the fandom anon
>>39625042I have. Would stay there to live if I could.
The memes are evolving.
>>39598322Masonic conspiracies show that Americans will believe in literally any conspiracy that doesn’t involve Jews.
>>39635305>Masons>not involving JewsIt isn't quite at the level of Christians thinking their religion isn't Jewish, but it is close.
>>39635371Hello Rabbi. Rape any infants today?
>>39635411Fuck Jews, Fuck the Talmud, Fuck the Torah, Fuck the new Testament, Fuck Jesus, fuck the entire dessert fairy tale series you weird cultist ^.^
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>>39636425Only funny one so far.
>>39599414put your fingertips to the edges of a circle to see them stop moving
>>39636569oh yes, the vapid overused pol meme, very funny, truly epic.
>>39636631>a delicious red apple rotating my headnot big brained enough to proofread the meme born from a stolen tweet I guess
>>39603266sucking yourself off isnt humor
>>39637714actually that is exactly the punchline to a lot of humor.
>>39601520:3
>>39638005shit humor I guess, fitting
>>39609569RIPPENAL
>>39602473Because you don't like it and you know that is the only answer and you only ask this question to be a buzzkill like every other autistic fag that asks the exact same question in every other humor thread on every board on every imageboard. You know the question always gets replies just like how I know responding is ultimately pointless, like building a sandcastle within reach of the ocean waves, yet here we are doing this stupid shit for a basic dopamine high.
>>39598295That's not funny, just cringe.
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>>39637568you mean you can't imagine an apple acting as a gear and turning your head while you see the corresponding 360º of perception?ngmi
>>39640040its not even funny, there hardly any engagement, and at least 40% of this shit isn't even /x/ related
>>39643258This just in, whiny incorrect bitch is STILL whining and bitching in thread, why don't they leave? Heavy hitters in the paranormal weigh in LIVE.
>>39645191Yes hello Bob.Can confirm that other anon is a little bitch. I'm gonn find him and give him a wet willie in the astral
gr8 thread so far
>>39645252>>39645191sucking your own dick isnt comedy
>>39645408>only my sense of humour is funny
>>39645420being a retard ironically just makes you look retarded
>>39645408This is the second time you've brought up dicks out of the ether completely unrelated to what other anons are sharing discussing. You might have a bit of a phallic obsession as well as autism.
>>39645427acting retarded ironically just makes you look retarded anon
>>396454381. That isn't happening here2. Even if it was, being retarded for the sake of humor that other people can enjoy is a good and fine thing.
>>39645424Yes you do look retarded be gone
>>39645469>>39645444acting retarded just makes you a retard anon
>>39645471Vantablack sooty Cauldron, please stop trying to call the silver kettle black.
curiousThe retard can't read either
>>39645408Who is the retard? Oh yea. (You)
>>39645444>2. Even if it was, being retarded for the sake of humor that other people can enjoy is a good and fine thingA literal job for those serving a king.
>>39645482>>39645476good retards, keep feeding the troll
The humor in this one is the absurdity of a Teletubby autopsy.
>>39645476Is >>39645408So way to feed the troll >>39645496
WHY WAS THERE 6 UAP WHISTLE BLOWERS IN THE LAST DAY?
>>39645499>>39645496>Noooooo having fun destroying and mocking the troll means they won!
>>39645506>>39645499man this place IS filled with retarded teens
>>39645553>>39645506Any other tards notice the disclosure/alien threads getting slid despite some shit popping off?
>>39645560god damn you guys are ripe lolcows
>>39645562You're welcome?
>>39645566based retard
>>39645562hardest retard projection I've seen in a while, you're fun to mock though so stick around actually.
>>39645553I'm 33
>>39598318>I'm coming to suck your cock and get fucked in the ass by dudes!>in the ring? as a metaphor?>no, in real life!
>>39623912you choose to read it. the argument of "I'm thirsty therefore I'm forced to drink water" doesn't equate to "I'm horny so I must rape"
>>39626691Definitely not natural, I'm convinced there was not necessarily divine creation but at least intelligent meddling
>>39600838I love the demiurge.
The joke here is how many gallons of human cum has been spilled to Scully.
>>39629917seems like you're a midwit. point of that one is just that the powers that be prop up great wars to thin the herd now and then. simple enough
>>39645613>how many gallons of human cum has been spilled to Scullyzero because pale ass crosseye bitch aint got no asshahaha
>>39645635You can leave.
